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2018

02

Jul

Halsey Upskirt of the Day

Is that Halsey’s vagina, is it black or is it white, is it trying to be shown to the paparazzi for attention or is it what could be a drunken drugged out haze…because she’s a drug user club kid who likes everyone who pays enough attention to her long enough to hear her stupid fucking story about being some poor half black girl in wherever she’s from who did all kinds of drugs but just wanted to sing man…she just wanted to sing man…and now she fucking sings man….she made it, a success story…from club kid, to club DJ fucker, to club vocalist, to record deal, to 100 percent lame….

I just like pics of her ripping lines of some powder hit the internet and she still gets brand deals thanks to America loving what’s famous…god knows why she’s famous…but she’s famous.

Here he is trying to activate the black in her

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2018

02

Jul

Tallulah Willis Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know what to say about the WILLIS sisters…but I manage to keep on posting about them. Some total interesting rich kids with rich parents who we don’t even care about…given some monthly allowance and a social media account..allowingthem to discover their useless selves..in what has naturally become posting up naked and half naked pics as often as possible because that is all people genuinely care about or want…nudity…that’s why porn is so popular…and why sluts on instagram are so popular…and I guess why these girls who do virtually nothing but social media posts are popular enough for me to come across their smut and look at it long enough to post it for you….but for the record…I have never jerked off to these mutants….I blame Demi….because genetically she’s not the woman with 1,000,000 dollars of plastic surgery….is she…

and here is Rumer Willis naked, thankfully covering everything that could blind us

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Posted in:SFW|Tallulah Willis

2018

02

Jul

Miley Cyrus Hard Nipples and Cameltoe of the Day

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Short shorts jacked so far into Miley Cyrus you’d think they were Stella Maxwell’s fists back when Miley pretended to be a lesbian for her TUMBLR Porn image…that her Disney Team created by searching the internet and figuring out that if we have a young puppet that has a fan base…and the kids like tumblr porn…we could use this puppet…to create tumblr porn…and the shock factor of a Disney Kid…basically walking around with her vagina exposed alone will be huge PR…so much earned Media..we will sell tickets, albums and make hits…and that’s what they did…

Now Miley has to navigate having already exhausted her whole being wild and fun and even interesting at least to perverts who like young naked starlets, because if you’re gonna have a starlet you might as well have a naked one, it makes the pop music they shit out easier to digest…and jerk off to…..

Well, this is her now, after we’ve all seen her twat…boring, suburban, rich…but if you look hard enough – hard nippled with some pussy definition..and that’s what it’s all about…and by it I mean Miley’s post-Disney existence…

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2018

02

Jul

Karrueche Tran Bikini of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned – Karreuche Tran and Tinashe are the same person. Now one may call that racism, saying that all hot young black girls on the internet in their half naked state of undress look the same, but the truth is that I am just old and I don’t care if one banged Chris Brown to exist, or if the other banged a Football or Basketball Player to exist, I just care that they are half naked. It’s really simple science here . It’s not a social justice warrior situation, fight the ignorant man who is ignorant…but who will still take the time to fully absorb and appreciate an ass in a bikini…ideally more so when I can see the vagina definition in the one size too small bikini bottoms…but I take what I can get…I’m from Canada, we weren’t raised with bikinis like you southern states….so it excites us.

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Posted in:Karrueche Tran|SFW

2018

02

Jul

Demi Lovato’s Titty Selfie of the Day

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Demi Lovato posted a titty selfie because that is the whole point of having tits. It’s to show the world that your fake bi-polar Disney kid ass has tits as tits, like bank accounts, allocate some sort of value to the person posting pics of her tits, it makes her worth more to the general public and makes people want to fuck her, and when you’re raised by your parents to be a mainstream version of a sex worker, manipulation through tits is one of the tactics you learn in fame whore school.

The only fascinating thing in all this is that Demi Lovato tries to intellectualize when she sexualizes herself…and if a monster sexualizes itself is it still sexualizing…since it’s a monster…I don’t have those answers.

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Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

02

Jul

Iggy Azalea Mesh Pussy of the Day

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The only Mesh you’d want to see on Iggy Azalea is one tightly knit and made of some sort of Hazmat suit material, where that the years of some mutated bacterias that live in her vagina get kept the fuck in. We don’t need another fucking EBOLA outbreak that all stems from MOMMA africa here….do we….

The only thing good about her is that she knows she’s disgusting, packages herself as hot to a certain demographic, that likes what she’s about, they think she’s a Phat Ass White Girl…PAWG it’s a Porn Category you know…I call them Piece of White Ass….or POWA…either way….she’s got a pussy, at least we think she does, because we’ve established she’s woman, or at least generally accepted her as a woman, even if it’s debatable that she’s likely trans out of control, loving every minute of her fame scam…because it is a scam..and I just wonder who was paying for all her plastic surgery before she was famous and making money as a song and dance white rapper who sucks…That’s the real mystery that is this lie that is Iggy….where was she before….does she have rich parents? Do gay black men like her and finance her life because they like to fuck trannys as long as people don’t know they are trannies…

So many important questions…but no answers…

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2018

29

Jun

Shay Mitchell Pussy Dance of the Day

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Looks like Shay Mitchell joined the other fame whores on the boat in bikinis….but wanted a minute to herself to fame whore on her own…like the star of the show she feels she is and has probably felt she was her entire existence as a rich brat from Canada..spoiled enough to end up on TV acting in LA…while other kids are forced to work at fucking dairy queen, she was out auditioning….

She’s doing the pussy dance while tanning her tits…because the pussy dance is the move of the year….I talk about it a lot but no one really reads the site…and Shay Mitchell is no stranger to the Pussy Dance

These are the moves, it’s a square dance of the generation…

step 1 – PANTS OFF
step 2 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE FRONT
step 3 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE RIGHT
step 4 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE LEFT
step 5 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE BACK
step 6 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE LEFT and RIGHT we call that the pussy wave
step 7 – PUSSY GETS JERKED OFF TO ALL THE MEN ON INSTAGRAM WATCHING THE PUSSY DANCE…

Here she is getting wet

SO much Shay Mitchell…not enough time.

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2018

29

Jun

Rachel Fenton Titty Tape of the Day

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RACHEL FENTON is from the reality show Love Island…

I think she may be Rihanna’s sister, because they have the same last name….and the same coloring…only I think this Rachel maybe in black face…with some fake tan spray…..pulling a LOTTI MOSS….milk your sister’s name as hard as you can….and if you were Rihanna’s sister you would be doing the same…get all the free shit you can…because all you fame whores are addicted to famous people.

Posted in:Rachel Fenton|SFW

2018

29

Jun

Emmanuelle Chriqui Group Pussy Dance of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui, the big Jewish tits from Canada who got famous in America for being the big Tits on Entourage….is doing a pussy dance.

A pussy dance, for the perverts who don’t know what a pussy dance is, but who she is doing a pussy dance for…is when a girl leads her dance with her pussy….so it’s like step one of the dance is pussy forward…pussy left….pussy right….pussy back…pussy right…pussy left…pussy forward…while the rest of her follows.

I haven’t seen a group this big do a pussy dance before….it’s masterful….maybe it is thanks to her circus performing roots…

I don’t have the answers…just the video…and as a bonus they are in bikinis, wearing bikinis, which is like Bra and Panties to me…same coverage..different fabric…same contact with genitals…hot.

Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui|SFW

2018

29

Jun

Ashley Tisdale Slutty of the Day

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Does looking at Ashley Tisdale give you a High School Music in your pants? Should we be calling the police because you’re staring at some 35 year old who played a 16 year old, in the dumbest phenomenon to ever happen in pop culture…

Are you happy to revisit her in grainy pics of her in bikini bottoms, doing some catalog style pictures for whatever the fuck this is for, showing off her untoned midsection because she’s fucking old and less tight then she was when she was trying to trick you into thinking she was 16…and getting paid a lot to make you think she was 17…

Does any of this really matter? Who are we and what have we become to think this is worth our fucking time.

Garbage…in a bikini…is still garbage…even if it’s in a bikini….