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2018

28

Jun

Rita Ora Latex Panties of the Day

Rita Ora has been really committed to this “music career”…and by committed to the music career I mean she’s used having a low level music career as a talking point to get in front of the right people…to whore herself to….

I think she moved to America….with a record deal thanks to some low level fame in the UK…5 or 7 years ago and she did it while dating Rob Kardashian, someone she probably connected with on Myspace in her early use of her tits to get attention of rich people.

She knew how to get her access….and I’ve been watching her navigate celebrity all these years, not because I care, but like a yappy bitch at the the grocery store, talking her shit on her cellphone to her friend, polluting all of our lives with her drivel, we’ve almost had no choice…she just committed and went for it…knocking on doors with the moves of whores…

Well, she’s finally getting the coverage and accolades she’s dreamt of…and it’s safe to say that due to how desperate she was….and how willing to get half naked she was…and hot big her tits she had…it worked…

It doesn’t always work for the desperate but it did for this one…and every so often you need that one to get through the cracks to motivate the 10s of thousands to keep up the slutting to get ahead…only to fail…over and over again…and try harder and harder…it makes the world more fun…

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2018

28

Jun

Olivia Munn Bikini of the Day

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Guess what…

Olivia Munn is taking advantage of an opportunity to whore herself out in a bikini for people to look at her and wonder who she is – because she’s really not that relevant….

While allowing the loyal nerds who forget that she’s a fucking mooch bitch who ripped off their nerd culture because she knows they are easy targets.

Ever since she was in high school and would show nerds her panties for them to do her math homework…she’s had this strategy in mind and I guess it worked.

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2018

28

Jun

Ariel Winter Hard Nipples and Gunt of the Day

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Ariel Winter and her gunt squeezed into a pair of jeans…thank god for stretch material for making this happen…if this was a decade ago, girl would be forced to wear a tarp…or dress.

She’s got some weird face, that is either neckless or thick necked, because I see a neck, it is just wider than her head…

Perverts like her because they don’t mind seeing a belly hang over jeans, or a gunt fill the front section of jeans, as long as there are tits…

I understand the appeal of staring at tits, because tits are something we are coded to want to stare at, both men and women alike stare at the big tits…it’s just how it works….and often times you can turn a blind eye to everything but the tits and get sucked into it….

I just don’t understand the appeal of Ariel Winter….whether she’s rich, or on TV, or has tits that keep growing back after she cuts them off or not…she’s not hot…or interesting…but then again I’ve never seen her show, and I haven’t watched her grow up, and I’m not a creep like you…

I also don’t know how I feel about a jean button stretched out so hard, about to fucking explode, like some kind of time bomb…that is probably what she is on an emotional level thanks to being sold to the entertainment industry…hence the eating….and eating..and eating…whether we live in a plus sized model world or not.

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2018

28

Jun

Sammi Hanratty Amputee Bikini Erotica of the Day

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There’s something magical about a girl who crops her limbs out of her bikini photos…that taps into all of our amputee fetishes….you know just watching her stump fuck her friends…or even you…like the homo you are…because it takes a certain sexual dysfunction or open mindedness to only be able to cum to amputees.

Point being, she’s some actress that doesn’t matter and she’s in a bikini….and that alone…is enough…whether she has shitty photo taking skills or not…

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2018

28

Jun

Tara Lipinski Figure Skating Social Media Bikini Ass of the Day

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Tara Lipinski, along with every slut from instagram is in Europe this week. I guess it’s the place the rich go in the summer. You know to get their Mediterranean on….and she’s showing off her ass…her athletic, raised and trained from a young age…giving her that muscle memory from living that Olympic figure skating dream…to have an ass this good at 36.

Along with being a 1998 Olympic Champion, this American hero….won some important contest at 14 years, 9 months and 10 days…which todate is the youngest ever…

If you watched the Korea Olympics last winter, she is also the girl you jerked off to between Figure Skating skates…analyzing the skates…no wait…that was Johnny Weir…you trans loving queer…

Point being, one of the only televised sports that we can jerk off to, where the women still look like women, is figure skating…so here’s a figure skating ass…20 years later, because you know all the star figure skaters are barely legal…making it even more of a women’s something you like to jerk off to..

At first glance, I thought she was being pissed on here… close enough

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2018

28

Jun

Joy Corrigan Bikini of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is an instagram bikini girl, who has been at this instagram bikini thing for a long time. I’d say she’s the second generation of bikini sluts to hit instagram, and has made a career out of posting bikini pics on instagram because she has some serious fucking bolt on tits on her skinny frame… which is what you’d expect out of some Florida trashy girl with a great body, who has found a life of doing bikini photoshoot for catalogs because she lives in Florida…and bikinis and nice weather are in her backyard…so bikini companies can just ship her some bikinis and they get content…

I assume she only fucks rich guys, it’s the bikini INFLUENCER hustle….and as she ages she still puts out the slutty content we like to see her in….

I saw she started a charity to help animals, which is great, use the tits for good, or just spin being a shameless rich guy fucking instagram half naked “model”, to having more purpose and meaning beyond being a vapid cunt…and I appreciate that.

If you’re going to make a living being a vapid cunt, give back to the community.

Heidi Klum Bra of the Day

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Heidi Klum may be 100 years old…but she still shows off her tits, because you can’t teach an old cow new tricks, especially if that old cow is still worth jerking off to…despite being 100 years old…for reasons I can’t quite explain..

Maybe it’s Hitler’s Eugenics program the third generation…you know experiments conducted on her family that have resulted in something good, something good at earning all with her tits…

Maybe it’s because Seal cast some tribal spell on her with his arm sized cock and some voodoo ritual in their sex dungeon that resulted in multiple kids.

I don’t have the answers…just the pics…

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2018

27

Jun

Miley Cyrus Fitness Erotica of the Day

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The beautiful thing about fitness gear, whether it’s actually for fitness, or for girls wearing it to look fashionable, in tight clothing, to look like they are into fitness, but don’t actually do fitness, you know to show off their bodies….is when the tight pants get jacked up in their vaginas…showing the world their pussy definition like they were the Webster Dictionary….even when the fitness gear is on Miley who has a vagina we have already seen…and loved…in all its staged, contrived, produced nude tumblr bullshit…that was all a lie because Miley is just a performer who does what she’s told…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2018

27

Jun

Elsa Hosk in a Bikini on a Yacht Cuz She’s Mastered the Sugar baby of the Day

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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again…

Elsa Hosk is the stand in for Candice Swanepoel, who I think is hotter than Candice Swanepoel, and culturally more interesting that Candice Swanepoel, assuming that these women aren’t all created in some funded lab by the VS overlords…

Swanepoel is from South Africa, which along with legless national heroes who kill their girlfriends, there’s also a high AIDS rate and more importantly….systematic racism where these whites were basically using slaves up until 3 or 4 weeks ago….

While HOSk…is Swedish and everyone loves IKEA…Volvo and Swedish tits…Meatballs…good.

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2018

27

Jun

Olivia Culpo Working The Gram of the Day

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If you want to see the inner workings of a disgusting, vapid, social media influencer you’ve never heard of, and if you have, it’s from her fucking famous people, whether it is actors or athletes….here’s your exclusive, non-exclusive glimpse…

I call this latch on mooch who hangs out with rich dudes, and monetizes off those free experiences….they bring her on because they either get to fuck her, or fuck her sugar baby friends, because she’s in the right circle.

Seeing her snapping off that perfect selfie is about as obnoxious as her entire existence…she’s not even that hot, yet she’s getting paid by brands to promote crap to god knows who. I don’t get it.

After some research, it’s an ad campaign by revolve clothing who apprently like to use haggard looking whores who aren’t even hot in their campaigns..

Who thought flying these pigs to a yacht in Ibiza and give them a ton of money was good branding…what the fuck is wrong with the internet and social media…like look at every last one of these attention seeking cunts…disgusting..

I am sure being around all these low level D-Lists who make too much money and think they are famous because of instagram taking 100 pics to get one they look decent in..would be the fucking worst.

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