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2015

06

Jul

Charissa Thompson’s Amazing Body of the Day

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I don’t really know who Charissa Thompson is…but wikipedia does, so I guess that means I now do too…

This is an example of the misuse of the wealth of information available to us…

It’s like, if this was two decades ago, I wouldn’t see this picture, unless it was published in a magazine, and even if it was published in a magazine, I wouldn’t know who I was looking at, I’d be like here’s some low level bikini pic of some amazing bodied 30 something girl…but I wouldn’t be able to really dig deeper into her existence with a wikipedia we can assume her hired publicist set up for he….

It’s like, why use the internet to congregate and change the world, or educate ourselves to be the smartest generation of human who really change the world…let’s use it for selfies and to look at pics of some trick who is the co-host of Extra with Mario Lopez, I guess the replacement tits for Maria Menounos, because tits get hits…pretty much the same reason I’m posting this…make me money Charissa Thompson….like the hooker you are…a hooker presented as a presenter because she went to some bullshit college class for it…fuck off…you’re on DrunkenStepfather. You’ve made it.

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2015

06

Jul

ELsa Pataky Bikini Ass Picker of the Day

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Elsa Pataky is old as fuck…she’s from Spain, which means she has a “Hope Solo” USA! USA! USA! pussy … because I haven’t met a Spanish girl with an inny pussy…but maybe I just hang out with moms of two or more..

Not that this is about her pussy, but rather her old as fuck ass, in a bikini, on Vacation with her green card Chris Hemsworth…who she has a dozen or more kids with…it’s a Spanish thing….and who wasn’t the first actor she burned through, and probably not her last…

I don’t think this is exciting stuff, but I figure she sued a magazine for publishing her tit pics from a paparazzi, and she won 310,000 Euros for it, meaning she either loves or hates paparazzi, as it makes her more money than her bullshit acting job, she was in the Fast and Furious movies to reach a hispanic audience…who cares… so she’s out there reaching for another win…this time about to finger her asshole invasion of privacy..who cares…I guess I do…but only because I’m in this deep so here it is…

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2015

06

Jul

Nicola Peltz in Shorts of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is one of the more interesting daughter of a multi-billionaire, because she’s from Upstate New York rich and not from LA rich, which makes her fame whoring a lot more subtle than her LA counterparts, who she is probably friends with, as they all meet at the Wealthy Summer Parties that you assholes aren’t allowed to go to…where they wear little shorts for their fans, who are just a bunch of nerd losers who jerk off to Transformers, as that’s all she’s been in, probably because her dad is one of Michael Bay’s financiers for his shitty high budget movies, and putting his daughter in a talentless role as the hot chick, someting good for ego and business meetings at the country club conversation, is a pretty easy clause to sign off on, because she’s kind of hot..

Either way, this is like hip hop wars of the 90s, east VS west, but the only person who gets shot is all these girls, in the face by dudes they are using to cope with their daddy issues with…dudes who aren’t you or me…but you can still jerk off to her ass if you want…that’s the power of the internet.

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2015

06

Jul

Erin Heatherton for GQ of the Day

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Here’s a Victoria’s Secret / Leonardo DiCaprio beard, because the rumor is that he’s gay, and likes having models around him, because they let him abuse them, and treat them like shit, and that makes him feel better about himself, but maybe that’s just lies from a model who went to one of his parties, who he didn’t fuck…you know how girls are, they get mean when they guy they try to whore themselves to reject them, it fucks up their ego and they don’t realize that they were practically masturbating while drunk for him and everyone around them, drawing unnecessary attention to them, in a get pulled by security cuz bitch can’t hang…

But I still think he may be gay, only because he has a house in LA that one of his BFF dudes lives in and drives his cars and I’ve heard…has weird sex parties…again all rumors…that don’t take away from the fact that Erin Heatherton has publicly stated through action that she’s a gold digging, ladder climbing, celebrity groupie fucking whore..and here she is for GQ…and here she is for America..

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2015

03

Jul

Lindsay Hancock for Fourth of July by Rony Alwin of the DAy

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Her name is Lindsay Hancock and she’s got one of the tightest little bodies in Los Angeles…and I am not just saying that because I know her and love her…I am saying that because she’s got one of the tightest little bodies in Los Angeles…

She’s an All-American babe doing All-American things like and All-American BBQ..with All-American Fireworkds in and All-American Bathing Suit…It’s like this All-American idea was conceived in my mind….even though I am not American….

It’s obviously for All-American America Day…Independence Day….Fourth of July Day…Fireworks Day…and I’m glads she’s not the average size of American women…

These pictures were shot by the incredible, talented, superstar RONY ALWIN ….who you may know as a genius photographer…or as a legend in the party scene with his RONYSPHOTOBOOTH project he probably started a decade ago…I’m a fan of everything and everyone going on in here…

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2015

03

Jul

Taylor Swift Fourth of July Bikini of the Day

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Here’s Taylor Swift with her fake friends that she probably has a management deal with…because why the fuck else would she promote them…I mean they’re popular…and she may be trying to eat their souls as she does…but before she does…”let’s take a faggot picture together of us doing a jump for the fourth of july”…

Fuck these clowns…

Here’s Calvin Harris showing you his lottery win…whether they get married, he knocks her up, he gives her Rita Ora herpes she got on her rise to the record deal, or maybe he got them from groupies, or maybe she had them to begin with because John Mayer..who cares…LA is herpes…and having Taylor Swift riding your back…is a fucking win…she’s hot, the most successful act right now, and if you get to be a lyric in her song..that’s great for a DJ career…I respect that hustle…seriously..DJs…hilarious..

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2015

03

Jul

Emmmmmma Roberts Lookin’ Hot of the Day

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I don’t care about her, what she’s up to in her career, I don’t follow her shit, but I still like Emmmmmma Roberts…

I like that she’s the daughter of train wreck, Academy Award Winning, Womanizing and Drug Addicted, current star of Rihanna’s new music video Eric Roberts….you know daddy issues, even though every girl has daddy issues…

I like that she’s a bit of a trainwreck herself, but a hollywood trainwreck, not a real trainwreck, she has a career and makes money and real trainwrecks don’t…but she’s got that whole rich and damaged, chain smoking, and rough around the edges even dark vibe to her.. I assume because she’s not into being associated with America’s Sweetheart thanks to a role as a hooker, Julia Roberts…and she needs to stay edgy to keep up her horror movie appeal…

But none of that matters, what matters is that she’s hot…I’m superfical like that…I mean what else should we celebrate about her, that she’s a working actor? Like who gives a fuck about working actors or rich kids…this shit doesn’t matter…but skinny and hot…skinny and hot always matters…

Here’s her dance video

Here’s her bikini video….

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2015

03

Jul

Selena Gomez’s Fat Ass in Overalls of the Day

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The other day I posted a picture of Selena Gomez eating ice cream like some sort of slut that loves her tongue deep in some creamy, sweet goodness…

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Well it turns out that it was from her paparazzi day at the beach, where she tipped off the paparazzi to follow her around in her silly overalls, that don’t do a whole lot for her ass, but her ass is nothing special anyway, and the outfit remind me of the 90s, not in a good way, or because she was born in the 90s, but because The NEw Kids on the Block used to dress like this, and for those of you in your formative years at the time, overalls may be the reason you are gay today, you know NKOTB was the moment of realization as you jerked off to your first teen beat magazine…or if you’re like me, the New Kids on the Block and their overalls may remind you of the time you got molested by your Gym Teacher who took you to the New Kids on the Block concert because he felt sorry for your disadvantaged life, and because he wanted to molest you..hangin’ touch…hanging tough…

That said, I like this outfit…but only for pervert reasons, easy access and bikini bottom flashes…ya know…

Here’s her pool pics…

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2015

03

Jul

Haley Joel/ Emily Osment Does a Bikini of the Day

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Hayley Joel Osment was the original Bruce Jenner…but no one cared…

He went from Hayley Joel Osment to Emily Osment…the second he hit puberty and realized he wasn’t cute wouldn’t be nominated for anymore Oscars and that he was just a cute PR trick by the Academy Awards to get viewers, you know that little boy wonder storyline of “will he be the best actor at 6″…something that essentially would prove acting is a fucking joke, that doesn’t require any training or skill, even a 6 year old can do it…

Because anyone with a brain, especially who had fame at a young age, knows that everything is better with tits, people love tits, and those tits can and will keep you working…when no one wants you to work…now that you’re no longer cute…since tits are always cute…

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2015

03

Jul

Jessica Alba Does Yoga of the Day

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Jessica Alba, who is worth 200 million dollars because she goes to her office everyday to oversee the actual management team who are worth 800 million thanks to letting Jessica Alba think she’s hard working CEO…

She’s proof that if you’re pretty you can make it in anything and it doesn’t require talent or education…Just smile and show your pretty face and people will cast you as the hot girl and overpay you….and execs will say “we really like your business skills, that MBA you got from an IVY League, oh wait you’re a high school drop out, ok, just look pretty and we’ll make you lots of money”….

She’s living the American Dream, despite being half Mexican…what Trump hates…She’s got famous, the number one dream of Americans…and Now she’s a figurehead of a huge corporation….#Merica #USA.

She’s also doing Yoga…

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2015

03

Jul

Hannah Davis Pretends to be 25 of the Day

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I like laughing at the selection of models used and celebrated by Sports Illustrated now….

I assume was their casting director, or creative director, or editor in chief replaced the actual good person in charge in the last 5-8 years…

Because they used to be good. There used to be some of the best, hottest, most amazing models in this shit, and I’m not just saying that…I mean sure, there were a few duds like Rachel Hunter, but for the most part they were fucking babes…

But the last 5 years, there’s been a series of Irina the Downs Syndrome Face, Kate Upton the 300 pound pig, and now this Hannah Davis chick, who looks like a pornstar or a hooker, who pretends she’s 25, but looks 45, or like this is her 25th year modeling, because she’s probably somewhere in her 30s…

I assume, this casting director, creative director, editor in chief is a chick, not a dude who knows what dudes want…

I also assume, she feels like she’s friends with these girls, and just wants her besties in the magazine…

Because there’s no way this is Jule Campbell..the founding editor of the magazine…who was like Anna Wintour in being a hard ass who wanted quality…

Where’s the fucking quality…your cover girl looks like a ghetto stripper – you idiots..

That said, here she is for USA:

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2015

03

Jul

Today in Miley Cyrus of the Day

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So Miley “Sexual Predator, Using her Position as a Celebrity to Lure in and Seduce Some Hipster Probably Lesbian Model, Who Likes the Press” Cyrus….is mocking gender issues…because it’s in, tumblr cool, when she’s not out finger banging models for press…

Boring…

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2015

03

Jul

Elle Fanning See Through Shirt of the Day

Elle Fanning is probably not on the cry for attention…I looked her up on instagram and couldn’t find her so I guess she’s not that into fame whoring…and it seems, at least every time I leave my house, that girls just don’t wear bras, like showing their nipples, and like wearing little shorts…and Calvin Kleins….and I guess if I left my house…I’d be able to take it in, in everyday life…but instead I’ll look at pics of weirdo actresses, their weirdo actresses and sisters…and…whatever else this is…

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2015

03

Jul

Ronda Rousey Channels Caitlyn Jenner of the Day

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Ronda Rousey is a professional fighter…that everyone loves because she always wins, but who I think is a prime example of dudes sexualizing anything with a vagina, even when they shouldn’t be sexualized, because there’s absolutely nothing hot about her, and the only people who are drawn to jerking off to her are either closet case dudes, or dudes with a weird fetish of being submissive to a girl who can beat them up…

She did Kimmel the other day.. doing some promo for her next fight…

Which is totally fine..she’s an athlete, celebrate that…it’s like this girl is a beast, looks like a beast…but we don’t need to doll her up or strip her down in Men’s magazines to come across like anything sexy or sexual…because she’s popular…

The other day Sports illustrated released this video of Ronda Rousey, the UFC Fighter…like she was hot..proof that if you have a pussy, if you’re successful and have a pussy, dudes are going to jerk off to you and want to see you naked…even when they probably shouldn’t…

That said, I’m ready for the lesbian sex tape, I’ve seen her fights and they are pretty close to that…just in too much clothes…oright…

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2015

03

Jul

Rita Ora Panty Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna Impersonator who has been trying really to have a career of her own…

She reminds me of that Netflix documentary on back-up singers, who are actually more talented and skilled than the people they do back-up singing for, and in a lot cases, they care the hook of the song, which is what makes the song all the money it makes, but they just don’t have that star power…

Rita Ora…just doesn’t have that star power…

Sure she uses tactics like sheer tops, that you can see her nipple through on her instagram in a “LOOK AT ME, PLEASE LOOK AT ME”…when she’s not performing in lingerie like a stripper, you’d think she actually was, especially based on this “FACE TUNE” smoothing she’s done to her face in the pic…

She seems totally accessible, but like the accessible who gives you attitude when you approach her because she thinks she’s famous…making her a bit of a fucking joke…

But if the joke involves self shot panty flashes and see through shirts…showing off nipples…it’s a joke I’ll listen to and probably not laugh to, only because laughing is dumb…and I don’t believe in it…

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