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2018

16

Apr

Chantel Jeffries Topless of the Day

Chantal Jeffries is a bieber fucker turned instagrammer turned hangs with other instragrammers turned jack up face with the big titties on….

She’s like an instagram meme that represents all the instagram whores doing the same thing she’s doing, only she does it better because she got involved in it way before every girl in the fucking world did…and she managed to stand out of the crowd, she managed to get in with Beiber and other rappers and athletes and whoever the fuck else she can…because she can…

She’s relevant, as relevant as she will ever be, because eventually instagram will die and these not so memorable idiots will disappear with it…

Mastering one social network, like Myspace, doesn’t mean you can master the world….

Where is FORBIDDEN now – myspace people….she’s dead…and let that bring us hope these bullshitters are on the way out….cuz they aren’t hot but they are whoring.

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2018

16

Apr

Bella Thorne Slutty at Coachella of the Day

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Bella Thorne was at Coachella, obviously, she’s a Disney kid, fully designed by the team at Disney to be as commercial and lame yet relevant by speaking to the demographic she’s chosen to speak to, using whatever tactics she can, from slutty photos, to becoming a DJ, to going to Raves, to releasing some product line that is printing her money, because the people of the internet are really easy to manipulate and win over, I mean so many people out there with access to credit cards who have no taste…and fall into these celebs and buy whatever they tell them to buy…

I don’t think it needs to be expanded on, she’s gross, but people think she’s hot, and here it is.

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2018

16

Apr

Karrueche Tran Bikini of the Day

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I never remember who Karrueche Tran is, but at least she’s not at Coachella, because Coachella is the fucking worst, but then again, she may have gone to Coachella because all the fame whores from instagram with 7.5 million followers have marketing jobs at Coachella, since that’s how the world works thanks to the internet, everything is just one big fucking ad…

But at least she’s not at Coachella in these pics, I mean like the masterful talent that she is, she managed to squeeze in one more Bikini Paparazzi pic….because I am sure as an attention seeker who has managed to fame whore to this level, from every angle, it’s never never too late and there’s never not enough time to squeeze in a fucking staged paparazzi bikini pic, because the ta

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2018

16

Apr

Phoebe Price are the Only Coachella Pics You Need to See of the Day

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Phoebe Price, Despite Being 100, Does Coachella and I find the whole thing fascinating…but then again I am fascinated by Phoebe Price and have been for a while now….

I am not fascinated by Coachella, the lame, but in defence of Coachella, because I would hate to hurt its enterprising, exploitative, scamming the masses, manipulating the mainstream, getting all the idiots to pay, watch, promote and make a weekend or way of life out of the festival….possibly hoping to be part of something they think is meaningful….higher level now that people don’t have religion…they need commercial branded events with overpaid celebrities singing brainwashing songs to them….

But seeing Phoebe Price still going to the event, posing with her ass out in her outfit ,never too old to participate in the zeitgeist of the generation….is on another level of why you should hate Coachella, while loving Phoebe Price, because in her own way she’s shitting on the cool factor just by being there.

LEGEND…

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2018

13

Apr

The Best Kept Secret on the Internet of the Day

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There is a lot of hype around the evil that is the Social Media companies who make the billions of dollars a year off of all of our collective data and contribution to their platforms.

This is something that I know you’ve all probably known about for a long time, because we are not idiots and understand how the system works…but for some reason people never boycotted the evil, and just continued to contribute to his wealth…which is crazy to me.

That is why I have been pushing FUBAR. Why not meet and communicate with new people in a more fun way. Not for evil people.

They say it is the best-kept secret on the internet and—as its name suggests—the first online bar to offer fully-stocked virtual drinks and gifts.

More than your typical social network, FUBAR involves a gaming element and ranking system that makes meeting new people more exciting and a little competitive.

You can start playing as soon as you get in and the more interaction you have with other members – the more levels you can achieve!

It’s fun. It’s free. Join Now, Get Into It….because you can never be too addicted to interacting with babes…it’s really the whole point of the interent…even during this MeToo Movement…sexting lives forever…

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR….THERE ARE BABES THERE…DID I MENTION THERE ARE BABES THERE…

GET ON IT NOW
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2018

13

Apr

Bella Thorne is a Stripper of the Day

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THe same bitch that said she was taking a year long SOCIAL MEDIA break is back in some Atlanta stripped gear….because I guess this is her RAVER COACHELLA look…because it is COACHELLA TIME…and like clockwork, it happens every fucking year, and every fucking year a new group of idiots go to the festival to launch their festival career, now with more 40 year olds who still go after so many years, and think it’s some rite of passage or badge of honor that they’ve gone so many times….and it’s always the same outfits, the same nonsense, the same social media posts, the same outfits, the same events….over and over again…only now people like Bella Thorne get paid 65k to post it on their feed, where as 10 years ago…they just got paid to attend the events….so much has changed…yet nothing at all has changed..

What I find interesting is how boring and repetitive it is. Wouldn’t you want something new and different, rather than the familiar friendly festival you’ve experienced year after year…it’s like “been there done that” doesn’t apply to humans, especially not now in this social media era where you need to attend to be relevant…or with it…or for brands to want to work with you…

Weird times…definitely…

HOW ABOUT SOME BIKINI….

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2018

13

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Cameltoe of the Day

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Ambrosio is a mom, and based on all my research that includes only fucking on mother in my existence in having sex, because that’s how I became a stepfather….and really my wife is so fat that her pussy regardless of having kids would be fat…mom pussy is fat….

So when you wear leggings this tight, and you have fat pussy lips from being a mom, it’s probably hard to not have this cameltoe happen…

Which makes for a fascinating question – which came first, the tight leggings or the cameltoe…and I’m going to go with cameltoe…because even in the Days of early man, fabric was getting stuck up inside vagina, probably more than we’d expect because of the limited ability to shower..making for some cesspool of bacteria…sticky to everything that came near it….on some FLY PAPER pussy….something that we can assume AMBROSIO can relate to…

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2018

13

Apr

Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart Lesbian Ass Shots of the Day

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Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart in some shorts…because I guess lesbians can wear shorts…they aren’t banned from shorts…even though you’d expect their shorts to be more basketball shorts that go past their fat lesbian legs….assuming lesbians actually exist and are not just a myth created by the patriarchy and porno movies to give men something to jerk off to when bored of watching big porn dick…you know the fantasy of two high school besties at a sleep over discovering each other…something that likely happens all the time, and that is happening now with Kristen Stewart thanks to the aggressiveness of Stella Maxwell…reminding us how cliche of an identity crisis Stewart is as she character acts or method acts her way into lesbianism…being as stereotypically dyke as she can be…except for her lack of flannel…and dolphin shaped dildos because penis shapes are gross to them…it’s part of their muyth…

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Heres more Stella NAKED on INSTAGRAM from a shoot with some magazine called ISSUE magazine cuz they are clever…

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2018

13

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Teen Mom Ass of the Day

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Kylie Jenner and her fake mom ass is as obnoxious as you’d expect it to be, that whole point of her getting knocked up was some new storyline in their show to give them something to talk about and to find new ways to show offer her fake ass…especially on a day where the family leaked multiple stories of her pregnant monster of a sister being cheated on by her baby daddy..the day before she had her baby…to over and generate all the media attention they can to get the Kardashian name trending..

They have the power to go viral with their fake news….without much effort..and I guess this is one of their tactics…that I am only posting because I find it repulsive….

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2018

13

Apr

Mariah Carey’s Bipolar Tits of the Day

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I don’t believe in mental illness as a whole. I believe in the power of mind over matter. I believe that you can mentally convince yourself of anything. Which I guess could be a form of Mental Illness if you are convincing yourself that bugs are crawling all over them, or that voices are telling them to smear feces on the wall, or whatever the fuck crazy people think, is no difference than successful people convincing themselves they are good enough, they are talented, they are capable…it’s the same level of delusion.

I don’t trust diagnostics from psychiatrists, even if you can prove it with actual chemicals, I know that your brain can be altered to believe whatever the fuck you want it to be…

I think it’s really just cycles of thought patterns…that you can control because you have a fucking brain…

So when I see crazy poor people, I think it’s just because they didn’t have the resources to know or do better and got swamped by the system….and when I see rich crazy people bragging about their mental illness….I think “That’s convenient, and excuse to misbehave and be a shitty human, cuz you’re rich and can afford it”…

So bipolar Mariah or not…here is her cleavage….her best feature…

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