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2018

22

Mar

Kelly Brook Fat in Lingerie of the Day

Kelly Brook must be really fucking happy that fat is in, that fat is everywhere, that fat girls are finally allowed to be fat….

Because when she was young and a money making titty model, she’d have to starve herself strategically so that she wouldn’t lose the big tits the people cared about, but would lose the gut people didn’t know she had…you know a month of starving and laxatives before a shoot…and now…at 40…she can just let it all out….and live her best life without all the bullshit…must be nice..

I guess the only fail is failure itself, she moved from the UK after her abortion to make it in movies and it never happened, so she’s just been a floating around titty model / fat girl who doesn’t work.

I met a UK rugby player long ago and he showed me a bunch of nude pics of Kelly Brook that he got because she was on the Rugby circuit being passed around…and I guess that’s partially how she made the money that allows her to live this life…you know behind every titty model is a rich guy paying her rent…

But I don’t know that for a fact, but I do know she’s a big one, and here’s some lingerie pics.

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2018

22

Mar

Scout Willis Bikini and Hairy Armpit of the Day

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I like to think a day is not fulfilled without a picture of one of the Willis sisters, who is out there being a socialite, not working, living off her trust fund, thanks to all the dicks her dad and mom sucked to get to the top of Hollywood for a pretty long run that made them a lot of money….

Maybe their stepdad Ashton let them invest in some of his dot com projects like a good stepdad would, you know instead of making them touch his dick or bathing them like a bad stepdad would do, even though he’s the same age as them and it’d be normal if he was doing that with them, at least if he wasn’t married to her mom…

But I do know that they have celebrity from their parents…and with that celebrity…they advocate things that they think are feminist and hip…like hair armpits, which for the record are easy to have, you just don’t have to shave…and dudes don’t actually give a shit….and posting half named pictures of themselves…or being topless..because feminism…or whatever…

All three of them are equally silly…and that is why we all must celebrate them

Risky topless shot

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2018

22

Mar

Sophie Mudd Food Erotica of the Day

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I am a big fan of Sophie Mudd and her quest to get famous – because she’s a small frame with massive tits, and that’s just something worth celebrating….

I am convinced she’s the future of all things good, and that could just be because I have a deep love for Reese’s pieces, my most favorite of treats, being eaten by a girl that looks like Sophie Mudd…you know pretty easy to win me over…

This has been put out by EATS CHANNEL ON INSTAGRAM , put out by the legendary director who produced all the Carl’s Jr ads you’ve jerked off to over the years….and who has taken to Instagram in what I think is a brilliant celebration of women and food, and not because I have a food fetish, or a feeding fetish, but I like hot chicks with props being hot, in a world where they are trying to take this away from us men who support this kind of thing…

It’s ok to be hot, sexy, silly and fun…it’s a good time…not everything has to be a naked feminist shitting on men for being perverts while producing pervert content of themselves…

Let us have this…let us have wet t-shirts…let us be dudes…and let Sophie Mudd get more and more famous, because shit…that body…is nuts.

Some video:

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Posted in:SFW|Sophie Mudd|Videos

2018

22

Mar

Amber Turner Cameltoe of the Day

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Her name is Amber Turner, you probably haven’t heard of her. I haven’t heard of her. But according to her social media she has 400,000 followers who have either heard of her or they are into her slutty pics. Apparently she’s from a show called TOWIE…and her background story is pretty irrelevant really, but what isn’t irrelevant is her vagina in her yellow bikini where you can see her entire vagina in the yellow bikini…which is always exciting to a pervert like me who firmly believes in the magic of sheer when wet fabric used for bathing suits of unsuspecting girls – or girls who want to play unsuspecting instead of admitting that they are flashing their cunts to the world…

I have come face to pussy definition with many light colored bikini bottoms in my day, and I don’t even live near a beach…and I know that I love every last one of them I’ve seen…because pussy definition / pussy flashing / is magical…even when done by a whore.

Posted in:Amber Turner|SFW|SFW

2018

21

Mar

Katy Perry Nasty Bathing Suit of the Day

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Katy Perry, a nun hating demon sent from the depths of hell to rape our minds with shitty music we all know the lyrics of thanks to evil BRAIN WASHING….

She scares me…..clothed or not, bathing suit or not, even if I appreciate her wearing her a one piece cuz she knows she’s gross, when most women think two piece is the standard for all…

She is out there scratching her Crotch, probably a rash, being suffocated by her fat thighs, because she’s fat…and disgusting like she’s some kind of hot bitch who people adorn and want to see her fat gunt getting choked out like a wrestler…

I’m glad these are from a distance….spy creeper cam…because she’s far from good…and not good from far…

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2018

21

Mar

That Dude Lea Michele Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Lea Michele is in Maui, because it’s a beautiful and accessible place for rich people from LA, looking for a spiritual and luxurious retreat, in bikini, in hot weather, because their lives of being rich from doing Glee and now doing very little need some down time and inspiration….

She’s tucking that cock in….to make her bathing suit seem less trans….she is rich and hollywood about keeping up the lie….and she’s doing it pretty well, assuming she still has a cock and didn’t chop it off….but there’s little she can do about her face….that hard hard face…

Here is her vacation….

To See The Rest of the Pics of her in a Bikini CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

21

Mar

Ariel Winter Monster Tits in a Sports Bra of the Day

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I think Ariel Winter and her fatness wearing fitness clothing is a hate crime on those of us who are offended, disgusted, terrified and traumatized by fat girls in fitness clothes…it isn’t designed for you…sure they have it in your size or you can stretch it over yourself…but it’s not empowering to wear this shit, it’s just making a spectacle of yourself and not a very good one.

I don’t understand why Ariel Winter despite the gym snaps, the gym clothes, and all that other shit is still fat, her tits still growing like some kind of big titty freak…

But that’s just the way it is….she’s either hormonally fucked from having her period at a young age due to trauma of being thrown into this and exploited by her parents who had one job to protect her not monetize on her….or an emotionally eater to fill the void…or she’s got a thyroid issue…

But breast reduced tits are not supposed to be 40 fucking lbs of tit…it makes no sense

To See The Rest of the Pics of her in a Bikini CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

21

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Big Tits of the Day

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Can’t get enough of Bella Thorne and her big, likely fake tits, can you…at least that’s what she hopes you want to see, because she keeps on bringing it…we live in an era where sex appeal is important, even though women everywhere are fighting being sexualized, they are sluttier than ever – but it’s on their own terms.

You have to remember that these people have been raised on social media and porno, so just having tits out is so softcore, it’s not like she’s got two dicks in her vagina in a selfie…right…

I mean these are pretty fucking boring, but Bella Thorne is bringing the best she’s got to promote some movie that I can assume will be garbage but that people will like since everyone’s got no taste….especially young people raised on social media…and porno

More…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

21

Mar

Lottie Moss Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lottie Moss is trying to make it in America…she’s moved to an LA hotel room to get out of that whole being in London, summering in Spain, hanging with a bunch of reality stars, while she’s got access to so much more than that thanks to her sister’s celebrity….thanks to Kate Moss doing that Kate Moss thing…giving this Moss, bootleg moss the chance to take it to Los Angeles to find the influencers and instagram models in America who open her up to a whole new market…it’s like take all the opportunity you can when your only skill is being Kate Moss’s sister…and do it with your tits out because tits get hits…even in this feminist, empowered woman era…

Garbage..but NIPPLES…

She is with braless Sofia Richie ..

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Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW|Sofia Richie

2018

21

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Mangled Pussy Print of the Day

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The Kardashians are the fucking worst, and their flagship Kardashian is the root of all the evil that is the Kardashians…including Ryan Seacrests sex offending and Bruce Jenner losing his fucking mind and cutting off his own cock like he was G.G. Allin…is this one….

I call her mutant Kardashian, because her body is so distorted and built in the weirdest fucking way, looking like some bad plastic surgery ridden over made up plastic sex doll I wouldn’t want to have sex with….because it’s not hot…it’s a cartoon or caricature of a human…and it’s terrifying….which makes sense because she’s a sex worker….a pornstar…some Stormy Daniels who found a better way to make the millions than exploit evil…

I can’t understand or believe that brands give these people money, that people buy what they tell them to buy, that they are influencers and lead a whole industry of famewhores shamless famous for no reason….

I find it offensive, a national disease….that should be shot…

But not as offensive as her pussy print in her leggings…because that pussy has seen some shit…mangled and terrifying shit…