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2018

23

Mar

Rachel Haris and Her Friends in Miami for Music Week of the Day

I would say my favorite instagram account I follow is a model and artist named Rachel Harris, who I think you should follow CLICK HERE ….because she’s hot, fun, hangs with hot girls, and goes to all the trendy and cool events, because they are current and with it and down with the cool, on trend, on brand, on the internet….where they all look pretty hot…doing whatever it is that they do…

There’s a music festival in Miami, that’s really fucking commercial, which is funny to me, because I used to go to Raves in the 90s due to my alcoholism and remember when “Winter Music Festival” now ULTRA music festival started to be known and it was a bunch of crackhead DJs with a bunch of crackhead party kids, while now it’s like Coachella, or Burning Man, or SXSW, or Art Basel, where everyone MUST attend, where McDonald’s probably hands out burgers, where Marketers are cashing in, and where all the instagrammers take selfies since no one has an actual job, but need to put it on their social media, so the people know they matter…or that they go places that matter and do things….while just being themselves…

The reality is that Rachel Harris can do no wrong, because when you’re as hot as her, you can go to all the lame commercial events, with all the OTHER lame people, but you stand out as the fucking star…you know since she’s a star…right….RIGHT..

These girls…are a wild time….

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2018

23

Mar

That Dude Lea Michele Tries to Be Sexy of the Day

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That Dude Lea Michele and her hard man face squeezed into another one piece bathing suit because it’s hard to tuck your cock into your belly button when in a skimpy string bikini….you need that extra fabric to cover it – especially when you have a massive cock like Lea Michele…

I’ve gone over this, nothing new here…but the new bathing suit pics themselves…which aren’t that hot or exciting or interesting and really if you have a Lea Michele fetish, you’re a homo.

That’s about all I got to say….

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2018

22

Mar

Halle Berry Hard Nipple in a Masturbating Pose of the Day

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Halle Berry Hard Nipple in what looks like lingerie or a night gown or some other shameless shit for attention is alright by me….I mean Halle Berry is a self promoter who convinced America that she was a black actress, despite being raised white by her white mom and having never met her dad, black really by the tan color of her skin, but hot as fuck making the racist producers like her and hire her and even get her an Oscar where she played a Black woman to inspire other Black women, because even the Oscars don’t like to seem racist…but throughout her career – she’s always been pretty fucking hot..and even in her old age she’s trying…something that I think is commendable, I mean what else is she going to do with herself, she’s rich and thanks to science, fitness, being rich still looks good, I mean…it really only makes sense to get racy on social media…she’s a pre-social media celebrity, meaning we only got the persona her PR team wanted us to have, we never got to know how much of a slut she is, and how willing to get naked she is, and now that she’s got social media of her own, we’ll see what she’s about…and how much of her tit she actually likes to use to get cast and win awards…

Legend.

I mean is she masturbating in this pic.

Racy.

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2018

22

Mar

Bella Hadid Side Boob of the Day

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Bella Hadid is such garbage…she’s not even hot…but yet the fashion industry has made her their star, all because she has social media following, and because her sister was a Jenner groupie, and became a hit of her own…while this one is NOT EVEN HOT…but out there tits out…jacked up injected face attempting to smile…

Her mom was a model and raised her to be a model, just as soon as they finished the plastic surgery, got a stylist and brought her to all the key fashion events when she was younger…

Her dad fucked models, still fucks models, loves the model industry, because as a rich real estate guy, surrounding yourself with models increases your ego, even if they are hookers and sugar babies, he’s 100 what the fuck does he care, he knows why they are there.

So instead of having kids with purpose doing good for the world, they raised vapid rich cunts who don’t even need to work, yet do for their ego and to keep busy and the whole thing is so fucking offensive…

Here she is showing side tit for attention – because it’s fashion people…

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2018

22

Mar

Elle Macpherson in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Sure, Elle Macpherson’s old lady ass is kind of looking like it’s melted into her lower back, as asses tend to do when it loses any muscle mass and turns 55 years old, but Elle Macpherson will never be too old for me, even though she’s old, especially since she’s still skinnier / fit enough / starved out harder than most women these days thanks to all the laziness, sitting, bad eating, and ability to photoshop themselves….

BUT…the reason I feel an emotional attachment to her is pretty simple, in 1989, she was the bikini issue from Sports Illustrated when it mattered, this babe was the hot Australian star, and I came across the VHS

Needless to say, Elle Macpherson and I spent many hours together, this was an era before porn and was a magical connection between us, she never knew I existed, but I sexualized the fuck out of her as I was instructed to do by the content she produced…

So even if she was as basic as the girls doing the same thing today, it was my first brush with it and it seems pure, authentic, and amazing and for that reason alone…I will always hold a special place in my heart for Elle…

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|SFW

2018

22

Mar

Bebe Rexha Hard Nipples of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is not Rexia, she’s actually pretty thick…

She’s some Bootleg Rita Ora, whatever that means, since Rita Ora doesn’t even know what the fuck she is, other than just scrambling through the world trying to make it at anything she can, because maybe it will eventually make her a pop star in America that she dreams to be, rather than a Rihanna impersonator no one cares about but who is everywhere so we can’t ignore…

This Bebe Rexha, despite having an annoying name, is actually a singer who does vocals on EDM songs, which I guess is the new age of music, all the kids are listening to it, and that EDM shit needs vocals..and with that she’s got famous, relevant and is touring BRAZIl with her nipples out…

Here are her nipples out….or kind of out…look at it…even if she’s garbage…the kids are into it and get with the times yo.

Here is her fat ass in latex pants

$Bebe Rexha big ass in a tight red latex suit$

$Bebe Rexha big booty in red latex$

$Bebe Rexha red latex cameltoe$

$Bebe Rexha shows her ass in tight red latex pants$

Posted in:Bebe Rexha|SFW

2018

22

Mar

Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell Still Scisoring of the Day

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In huge fake lesbian news, Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell are still together, and the paparazzi got some pics of them eating in what looks like one of the more staged dinners of all time, who sits next to each other at dinner, I hate when I see people do that…

The two seem fucking boring, they lack passion, they lack excitement, they are a fucking lie…

Kristen Stewart is just some identity crisis weirdo who is trying to play the best lesbian she can, at least that’s what her haircut is telling me, while Stella Maxwell is just a mooch bitch, who fucks any weak bitch she can, ideally more famous than the last, because it increases her profile as a bullshit panty model…

I don’t doubt they fist each other, or whatever it is dykes do, I just think it’s nonsense media hype and no one should care…

It was more interesting when they staged “cheating” on each other…like anyone cares about fucking lesbians fucking…that shit is dull.

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW|Stella Maxewll

2018

22

Mar

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Titties in a Bikini of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence

I have the ability to get with the times and continue my fat chick content of the day, like I am a fat chick in slutty poses fetish site, which I am not, because I hate everything there is about fat chicks, I have made it my life work calling chicks who aren’t even nearly this fat fat, in hopes of bullying them into getting into shape, you know to give them the gift of living a longer and healthier life, because science has proven many times over that obesity kills, fat kills, that we are all going to die the fatter we get…

But unfortunately, since society is lazy, fat comes easy, and products we are sold are bad for us, and information on nutrition and health is unavailable to us, and that info that is available to us, we choose to ignore because we like eating sugar, carbs, cake, whatever…it is we are addicted to that was created in a lab somewhere…for a billion dollar brand..

So people like Iskra Lawrence exist, they don’t just exist they thrive in this era….she was a fame seeking model who was skinny, who got rejected too many times and realized she could use fat to her advantage, and shot a viral video of her in her underwear in the subway, somethng that should get her arrested, but instead got her brand deals and made her rich, giving her an angle and something to post about…her talent…eating bad food and getting paid for it…

Disgusting.

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2018

22

Mar

Ariel Winter Goes to Prom of the Day

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Since we live in an era of fat girls, I figure I have to skew my content to speak to the times, so here’s another fat girl, who you can think is skinny because your wife or anything you’ve fucked is far fatter, and because you’ve seen her workout on social media, meaning she can’t be fat, or because you are the kind of guy who tells me how gay I am because I must like little boys, since I don’t like sloppy chicks like Ariel Winter…who at 18-19 or 20, I am too lazy to google, is fucking sloppy…

Her tits, already cut off once, are massive, possibly nice thanks to the reshaping surgery, but her gut is following her titty’s lead like it was as perverted as you…watching her grow up and liking it…now 18 and easy to jerk off to because she’s legal…

I just don’t find anything attractive about the troll child star, she’s just hear because the show is a hit, but at least she’s at Prom, you know high school educated so that she can fulfill her body’s destiny…working the cash at Walmart…

She also did a magazine…

She is also disgusting…

Here are the rest of the red dress Prom pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

22

Mar

Amanda Bynes Forever of the Day

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In case you were wondering Amanda Bynes, a woman you may have jerked off to when she was the Bella Thorne of her generation, is still alive, and she seems to have eaten her way out of whatever hole she got stuck in…

She’s looking all fat thanks to anti-depressants and not being on drugs….or maybe emoitional eating, but FAT is in…even if it is far more boring than when she had her total fucking meltdown…because like most guys, I love when bitches lose their fucking minds, they are more fun to fuck, just so long as we don’t live with them or are married to them, because that shit makes for serious hell…

I really appreciated her tabloid fodder, the antics she was pulling, the crazy shit she was saying and posting, the pics..pretty much the entire experience…I even liked when I was talking to her alias on twitter…she seemed like a good time….

It’s just not the same Amanda Bynes…Nothing Lasts forever…

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