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2017

06

Apr

Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy of the Day

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With titles like “Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy” I realize why people don’t like this site…

I am just trying to give love to the pussy’s that aren’t quite “MOM PUSSY”…but that attempted to be mom pussy…but it didn’t quite workout, so she turned it into a trashy, heartless to anyone who has actually had a miscarriage that didn’t want said miscarriage, tabloid story…because that is what she is…a tabloid story, who doesn’t matter, who had a sex tape that doesn’t matter, yet I am compelled to stare at her pussy definition in her shorts, but unlike complicit, I know what this definition means…and that’s whore.

I guess I could have gone with porn pussy, or child bride no longer a child because she’s always been 40 pussy….but I am happy with Miscarriage pussy, maybe I should make it into a T-shirt.

Whatever you call the pussy, or whether you care what it is about or not, know that we’ve seen masturabting and now it is in shorts jacked up, next to clown tits…on some garbage I love…is magical…this fine april evening…magical…

God she’s low level…

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2017

06

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Burkini Photoshoot of the Day

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I figure if you’re a devout muslim, and your religion requires you to cover yourself up you shouldn’t be banned from the other joys of life, like playing around on the beaches of Thailand where little boys dress like girls and British men fuck them….it kind of takes the beautiful setting and landscape of Thailand…and taints it…..

So the Burkini makes sense to me, you know some fully clothed swimming….who the fuck cares if someone wears a fucking snowsuit to the beach…it doesn’t matter…

I figure if Lindsay Lohan is in a burkini doing a burkini shoot, she’s either helping out a friend, mocking the Arab Nation because she’s Lindsay Lohan, and everything about her is pretty much against all religion….but she is an actress and believes…

It’s just too bad that even in a burkini, while covered up, she looks like a bloated mom after the Christmas holidays in her sweat suit…not quite the bikini I want to see her Lohan implants in…

But the good news is she’s full of shit, this works for her for now, but soon enough she’ll be out in a regular bathing suit….like 5 minutes after this shoot….because that’s how ARAB she is….

I am not against any religion, but I don’t like all religion, Science debunked it and seeing these believers makes me think they are either lost souls, dumb, or full of shit….like Lohan in her Burkini…mocking for attention, a little PR hustle, while really believing in the 10,000 bucks the burkini company is probably paying her to be their spokesperson….

I guess what it comes down to is that this is the highlight of my day – and if everyone wore a burkini, maybe I’d be able to jerk off again…to normal things…like a woman’s ankle…or pussy definition in a bikini…or the lingerie catalog…and I won’t need spread asshole anymore or insertion and throat fucking anymore..I’ll be reset and back to normal..because all these girls naked all the time is desensitizing me.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

06

Apr

Pam Anderson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

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Pam Anderson proves that even when you’re too old to model lingerie, you’re never too old to model lingerie, even if you are TOO old to model lingerie, you can still shamelessly get into lingerie and let people take pics of you…provided there is enough photoshoot/ a lot of photoshop, lighting, hair and make-up, the images are in black and white so you can’t see vile old lady marks and scars…because when you’re Pam Anderson, you’re not only a Hepatitis survivor, you didn’t just beat hepatitis that bogged you down as punishment for being a harlot for so many years, and you don’t just have a new life, second life, new lease on life to go back to what you know…but you’re Pam Anderson…a 90s icon, the 90s are hot, and women in their 40s still channel her because she’s the reason they have fake tits and bleached blonde hair….seriously, 15 years ago…all strip clubs looked like this..because she’s a Canadian legend that has no borders…..never giving up….even when she should…

She was out in LONDON the other day….

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Posted in:Pam Anderson|SFW

2017

06

Apr

Heidi Klum’s Bikini Mom of the Day

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I have a mom fetish. I think it’s because I never had a mom. Or maybe it is because I am old as fuck, and the average mom I am into is over a decade or two younger than me….

I just like seeing them breast feed, knowing I missed out on being breast fed. I like seeing them do mom thing, or hearing about how they have to make dinner or do laundry….I even like seeing pics of their pussies, because they are hardly as banged out as I used to think they are when I was scared of moms because I never had a mom…usually they get their pussies sewed up after their birthing process and are tighter than most college girls who fuck the football team every weekend…because moms…are too busy being moms to fuck….making them total fucking machines…all sexual deviant..and derranged from giving up their life..

Heidi Klum is a serious fucking mom, with a weird sexual addiction or deviancy…because she’s got a dozen kids, half with Seal, who not only had a voice of an angel, but also creepy LUPUS scarred face that reminds us that Beauty and the Beast LIVES….but more importantly a penis the size of a grown man’s arm…that she couldn’t get enough of…because she’s German…if there is no shit, BDSM, or extreme vile sex acts involved…it doesn’t count…or some shit…

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Well, she’s in a bikini, looking her age, but still better than most of you sluts…because you’re not genetically modified due to Nazi human experiments…and here are her parents to prove that…

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2017

06

Apr

Sienna Miller Still in a Bikini of the Day

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It’s just like Sienna Miller to disappear for years, then come back in full force in a bikini to remind us that she exists. In a lot of ways, that’s exactly how her career unfolded. She did so many movies, usually with at least one nude scene in a short period of time, then fucked off for what must be a decade…

Then, all of a sudden, she decides it’s time to make a comeback, it’s time to have people talk about her, remember her, her mom body and all, instead of just staying in the past where we liked her and want to remember her as….

I find it a total disservice to show us her now, even if she’s still kind of hot, it is depressing and reminds us of her aging and thus our own aging…so looking at her in a bikini represents our own mortality…she still looks good enough for me though,
because I am pathetic and like all bikinis…

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2017

05

Apr

Bella Thorne Posts a Bikini Picture of the Day

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I guess Bella Thorne got the vibe that her momentum was slowing down a little. I didn’t do a post on her for at least a day or two, which means that she hasn’t put any smut out there for perverts like me to stare at and sexualize to the point of putting it on my website and writing bullshit that doesn’t matter about the pics…like about how I’ve never fucked a redhead – or how redheads have super strength due to their species being left out in the woods to die after they were born and their parents assumed they were product of the devil…..which makes sense….

So she posted a bikini picture on her social media…an old pic probably, because she’s in Canada and not in a bikini, Canada has that effect on women…but pull one from the archive like it’s fresh, the perverts won’t know the difference, recycle that shit…even though I KNOW….and when a girl not in a bikini posts a bikini pic…she’s doing it for the likes…oh…I just checked…apparently these are some fresh bikini pics from the hotel pool…good hustle…I like it.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

05

Apr

Kate Hudson’s Bikini of the Day

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Kate Hudson is in Hawaii, I assume terrorizing Owen Wilson who lives in Hawaii, because his trying to kill himself when they were dating, is probably the most extreme a man has gone for their love, when she probably only ends up with people passing through who are more important, rich and relevant than her…or the occasional right place right time dude who just happens to be around when she’s in the mood to fuck…which we can assume is often…and where dude thinks “this could be a lottery win”…as he bows down to his lord and Saviour – Kevin Federline…

Or maybe she’s just on bikini vacation to remind you all that she’s still the rich brat who got herself a career of her own like a HADID….thanks to her family connections and her hard work…that allows her to hang out in a bikini as often as she wants because she can….but the fitness entrepreneur pushing 40…is looking 40…so I can’t see this being anything she’d be bragging about, but more her not giving a fuck, because she’s made it and who cares what people think….as her ass flattens and sinks into retirement age…she knows she had a good run.

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Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW

2017

05

Apr

Chloe Sevigny Upskirt of the Day

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I never cared for Chloe Sevigny. Maybe there was a minute, when I was in my 20s and she popped up in KIDS where she got AIDS from losing her virginity to some player before being date raped spreading the disease….but that was just because I like sluts….especially when they were willing to die for their slut….while now AIDS and AIDS jokes are far less fun or funny…because it’s no longer a death sentence…

She went on to become some hipster, artist, fashionista icon…and the whole time, she was barely interesting, but other pretentious people bought into her, allowed for her to bullshit them…

Sure that meant she did some edgy roles in movies, you know trying to give herself credibility…like where she was a Topless tranny with a Dick HERE ….

Well now she’s flashing her ass on the street in a short skirt…because that’s all part of her fashion, fashionista, hipster, celebrity, artist bullshit she’s angling…

Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|SFW

2017

05

Apr

Dakota Johnson Butt’s Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Dakota Johnson is still in a bikini in Miami…in fact, she’s been in 10 bikinis in the last few days, because she’s clearly working with the paparazzi to get press, to get in to the media, to promote 50 Shades because 50 shades of a waste of my fucking time because the story and the sex in that shit is too lame for me, and the fact some weirdo internet woman make hundreds of millions off it is too irritating for me….

So they are like “hey Dakota, we’re going to send you to Miami, not to mourn your dad’s only relevant role in his career, that put miami on the map, making him the ambassador of miami….and you the princess of miami….but to GET paparazzi bikini pics for people to stare at your ass, hopefully want to fuck you, and go buy movie tickets to jerk off in theater like PeeWee Herman. THink of this as foreplay, yes we don’t advocate people jerking off in public to you, but if it happened it would be a good sing that at least someone finds you hot, plus they paid for the ticket to make it happen, and we need all the ticket sales we can get”……

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2017

05

Apr

Amy Schumer is a Fat Treasure Troll in a Bathing Suit for a Magazine of the Day

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Not only is Amy Schumer not very funny, but she’s also really unattractive, but for some reason, a reason I call a scam some powerful people are in on, she’s managed to find a celebrity, a fan base, a group of people who find her wonderfully clever and funny….

I don’t remember watching too much of her comedy, I don’t think I’ve seen any of it, yet I know who she is, which means someone is pushing her onto us like she is a Lady Gaga or Katy Perry song….

I do know that I just find her fact irritating to look at so I can’t imagine ever really caring to hear what she has to say, but I have seen some jokes and they were sex jokes about either all the sex she gets, or the bad sex she gets, or blowjobs she gives….while knowing that is either a lie, or that she’s just another case of fat girl who thinks dude likes her for her, and not because he wants to bust a nut…and she’s available….or in recent years, he’s an opportunist and she’s a sad broken target – get in there and cash in…

But I guess Hollywood needs this type of relatable monster for the monster women of the world to have some sort of icon to look up to…..like the white Aziz…a bigger bitch than this bitch…but I guess together they remind us the world likes laughing at bitches…

I do know that because of her Netflix special getting down voted by trolls who hate her, according to her, because she can’t be seen as shit….she’s changed the whole format of Netflix so that people can’t down vote shit they hate…trolls…what a fucking whiner.

I will say the biggest joke I’ve seen of hers is everytime she’s in a bikini…it’s LOLZ for everyone.

Posted in:Amy Schumer|SFW