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2017

07

Apr

Paige Butcher is Eddie Murphy’s Baby Momma in a Bikini of the Day

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Paige Butcher is a very important model who you’ve never heard of but she was in MAXIM in 2005….and more excitingly…she’s done some acting in BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE 2 in 2006 – where she obviously met EDDIE MURPHY and spent 6 years either turning him down, or as his secret back-up pussy who he paid rent for, as these Hollywood types do, you know it’s hard working in America when you’re a lazy entitled bitch from Australia who was bold and cocky enough to go to AMERICA to get famous because she felt she was HOT enough….

So in 2012, they started dating, in 2016, she gave birth to his kid, and she’s pretty much set for life….thanks to that golden sperm..

And after looking at her mom body in a bikini, I get it…if I was rich, black and in my 50s, dealing with a girl who’s put up with me for a decade, I’d fucking cum in her and let her have a baby too…

Her one task is to look good…and she’s looking good..so pay up motherfucker…

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2017

07

Apr

Alyssa Milano Photoshopped Face Weirdness cuz She’s Old of the Day

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Who’s the Boss was on a real long time ago..and she was 18 then….so she must be really fucking old now….I mean at least based on her photoshop or facetune skills…get this blind granny some glasses and some free tutorials at the community center because she’s wiped out her face…all I see is eyes…pretty amateur for a famous enough child star turned Alyssa Milano….adult…

I’m just bummed she’s not calling me out on social media like she once did…back in the era of mattering…before being blocked by her and forgotten…as these things happen…because that would have been the best Birthday gift…instead I’m faced with mortality….again….tragic…really…

I don’t know what this promo pic weirdness is, I’m just posting it for the old lady tits…

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2017

07

Apr

Chloe Grace Moretz Wedgie of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with a youthful CHLOE GRACE in shorts with a wedgie…on some high school level eroticism…the kind of thing you’d get a boner in gym class over…and still would because you may be getting old…like me…today…only birthday…but your creepy pervert needs and fantasies stay the same age…weirdo level..

Now, I’ve been asking for nudes, since that’s what this site was always about, even my first post is begging for nudes, and NO ONE has sent me nudes…but they have in the past so I feel like I’ve won…

Now Chloe Grace Motez is still the young bitch, who isn’t that hot, but exists and is still alive, getting work, and trying to be hot…by not being hot…good hustle…nerds love it…even if I expect more…

Shorts Jacked Up Asses So That I Know It is real….

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2017

07

Apr

Katy Perry Lesbian Sports Bra of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Katy Perry looking like some fem-nazi social justice warrior – feminist lesbian who calls her fellow lesbians her wives and who does contemporary / modern / interpretive dances with them – under the theme of VAGINA or PERIOD…to show that they will not let the patriarchy be an oppressive force in their lives….and they if they grow out their armpit hair the world will know they aren’t fucking around…

Lesbian haircuts should die….and to live is to die…and dying is part of living…and Katy Perry is not dead, but that could be because of a deal she made wit the devil to have this success with some questionable talent….

Big tits though, tits you can’t see as she’s oppressing or surpressing them…. like some kind of monster….fighting the patriarchy

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2017

07

Apr

Lindsay Lohan is Not in a Burkini of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with LINDSAY LOHAN in a bikini..

To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and LINDSAY LOHAN has been dying pretty hard since she was about 20 and is actually amazing that she’s still alive… despite being her sex appeal’s pretty dead…in a bathing suit…and not YESTERDAY’s BURKINI…

She’s only 30, which is old, but not that old….but her body due to the years of abuse…looks bloated and broken and weird…a little fitness could do her some good…but instead she’s barrel bellied like a pug…the way I like my women….

Here she is…a gift to me…and a gift to all of you…

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

07

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Drinking Coffee of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Candice Swanepoel getting coffee…

To live is to die…and dying is part of living…you can’t live of be alive without knowing death in coming for us….and Candice, despite being alive, and looking pretty good for a young enough mom but an old enough model….her pussy probably died pretty badly in the birthing process…but I believe with the contract she has, she must rebuild it and bring it back to life….like it was JESUS this EASTER season…

INSPIRING>..

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2017

07

Apr

Kelly Bensimon Bikini of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Kelly Bensimon in a bikini..

To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and Kelly Bensimon, despite being alive, her sex appeal’s pretty dead…in a bikini….

What is this boxy menopausal mess doing…who knows…who really knows….because I don’t fucking know who this monster is other than being in some Real Housewives shit and more importantly – having a husband named Gilles – or ex husband – be previously married to Elle Macpherson who is way hotter than this….because he’s a creepy photog who is still creepy photoging and girls love that shit..

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2017

07

Apr

Sasha Grey at an Event of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Sasha Grey not participating in abuse porn at some event…..

I don’t like porn, and I don’t like porn stars, even though they let us watch them fuck on camera, I find them annoying, trashy, broken and disgusting…but I really don’t like when they try to intellectualize what they do – like it’s a feminist plight and not low hanging fruit to get audience and fill you void…we get it – you’re a woman and you’re celebrating your sexuality on your terms for a male owned and run company and agent…by being violated by dudes in some violent fucking ways that don’t teach the kids much but how to get violated by dudes in some violent ways…empowering you dummy…

I do like that she signed a morality clause for ENtourage and had to quit porn, her lifeline, only to try to get into movies as a legit actor, because it’s a new era and it is the time PORN can go mainstream because it is mainstream….

I am sure she’s been fucked by a lot of A Listers…which I guess is like being an A Lister herself….

I think a better version of Sasha Grey exists on a porn site…instead of this wholesome goth shit…she’s trying to polarize her gaping asshole videos with…garbage.

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Posted in:Sasha Grey|SFW

2017

07

Apr

Brooke Shields Tits in a Slutty Top at an Event of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Brooke Shields….old as fuck in a lingerie top at an event to let you all know that she exists….

To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and Brooke Shields…despite being hot at 14 and pretty much being a very large and terrifying man for the rest of her existence…despite carrying TV shows and fucking pro athletes who we were forced to question their sexuality….is still alive..while dying…and for some reason…one I don’t understand…I find her hot in her 50s….her 20s to 50s a monster…but today….I’m vibing on her and that is fucking weird…

20 year olds, if you’re out there send nudes, this aging thing and lower testosterone is breaking my sense of hot or not…

I think it’s the wrinkles and the fact she hasn’t raped herself with BOTOX in a world where they are all raped with BOTOX…that must be it…natural…excites me even when it’s near death and melting..

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Posted in:Brooke Shields|SFW

2017

06

Apr

Hayden Panettiere Ass in a Pool Probably a #TBT of the Day

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My favorite Hayden Panettiere tabloid was years ago when people said her mom used to whore her out as a teen to other hollywood types…dirty….but would explain why her baby daddy is 7 foot tall…it was the only thing her dead pussy could feel..

Speaking of her dead pussy, she’s back from rehab, where she was locked up for being a self proclaimed bad mom, some call it post partem depression, I call it women always create issues…and complain…..especially entitled rich person whining women…who were raised by some trashy Soap Opera stars…Of course you’re depressed having kids, because they ruin your fucking life, and pussy, even if your pussy was alway ruined is depressing…

That said, she’s in a bikini in a pool, probably an old pic…but that works for me….because I like little midgets nerds jerk off to best in pre mom pics…

here she is bigger tits in People….

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