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2017

10

Apr

Bella Hadid Tight Pants of the Day

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Bella Hadid is wearing some silly looking Star Wars pants that we can assume she is getting paid to wear – partially because they are so stupid and Sci/Fi looking that you’d have to be getting paid to rock a branded product so hard….and because she’s a modern day money grubbing whore, who despite her rich father, wants to get as rich as she can on her own, so that together they can all talk about how much money they have..living the American dream as the first generation she is….both her mom and dad are immigrants…and could have been prevented and replaced with the likes of Honey Boo Boo if only Trump was in office in the early 90s when she was born…making her unfortunately not someone we can deport…but apparently someone everyone fucking wants to hire…and does hire…making this suck up groupie exist…even though she’s not that hot…..

I guess these also look like long underwear, or mens briefs with leggings….some TIGHtY whities…some gender bending….cuz it looks like she has a dick and she may have a dick…I haven’t seen anything to prove otherwise…

Weird fucking workout pants…

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2017

10

Apr

Heidi Klum Bikini Tits of the Day

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Here’s some Heidi Klum trying to Amy Winehouse and go back to black….because you know as you get older, your vagina gets bigger, and has new requirements…especially after you spent your 30s getting fucked by voice of an Angel, real life beauty and beast, Seal….with a penis the size of a average man’s thigh…..something only a German could handle…preferably lubed up with feces…because Germans are fucked and if you don’t believe me – ask all the surviving Holocaust jews that are in their 80s at your Passover Seder tonight….

From practicing the chocolate in her mouth, to the subtle cock teasing in her bikini strip, making the poor – literally poor – Turks and Caicos boat man feel uncomfortable because he’s not allowed to fuck the clients…BUT it’s Heidi Klum…right…

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2017

10

Apr

Britney Spears Pulling Down Her Pants of the Day

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Britney Spears posted a picture of her casually pulling down her pants, I guess to remind the haters that she’s skinny like a meth addicted mother in a trailer park, who still has the tits she got when she was stripping…..where the meth addiction happened….only the Britney Spears version, where she’s richer than god and still “stripping” her soul on stage everyday to finance the empire and keep her parent’s dreams alive…

It reminds me of when retards get horny and if you know any retards, you’ll know they just pull out their genitals everywhere, all dumb faced and drooling….

Maybe she wants you to know she shaves her cunt, because there was a time when she was unshowered and disgusting, which I fucking loved because of pheromones and the dirtier a bitch is the more animalistic and exciting it is….but it’s probably laser, you cant’ expect a medicated mental case to get that close to razor blades…I guess it could be waxing too and whoever got that job is an unsung hero…and I wish it was me…even though I love bush. I am so conflicted.

Here are some hot pics of Britney in Concert….

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2017

10

Apr

Mena Suvari’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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Mena Suvari is probably pretty old now. She’s a memory of a simpler time, but not really that much simpler, because the world was always relatively shitty, but I guess a time when we had limited options.

Or maybe Hollywood made better movies, and I’m not really referencing American Pie, where she played an uneventful, alien headed, very fucking late 90s character…I’m talking about her actual acting work…like American Beauty and whatever the fuck else she did….I guess American Beauty was it….

She’s making a comeback, I just trolled her instagram where she’s got very few fans, but that she updates…and not only is she doing a celebrity episode of American Ninja warrior but she’s also in a show with Alicia Silverstone called American Woman…

BECAUSE apparently she can’t to things without the word AMERICAN in it….Patriotic.

Well, here she is looking less Alien than usual, maybe it is the hard nipples distracting me, or maybe it’s the angle, or maybe it’s the fact that she’s got so much fucking make-up on, we’re talking layers of make-up that make me think she may actual be an alien and her mask is falling apart….

Or she’s human and just getting old…but hard nipples happened regardless…and that’s what actually matters….because she’s still Mena Suvari and that means she still matters to me…

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2017

07

Apr

Bella Thorne in a Bikini Stretching for Social Media of the Day

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It must really be my birthday – because Bella Thorne is in a bikini stretching…

Or maybe it’s just like every other day, because Bella Thorne is always in a bikini…and really that would be a shitty gift because I find her totally uninteresting, not so fun, just a random girl who gets a lot of attention because she’s on TV and has a team…when she’s not all that hot, not all that deserving, not all that great…but she exists..

I think half or more of the reason I post her silly bikini pics is really just parody..or is it satire….I am mocking the situation because I know creeps jerk off to her….and by creeps I mean old guys like me…because I am old…and staring at her in a bikini…judging her young half naked body and saying it’s not good enough…when really it is…it is better than good enough because it has all it’s limbs and no visual rashes…

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2017

07

Apr

Liz Hurley in Bikinis of the Day

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It’s my Birthday and Liz Hurley is old as fuck, so I can relate to her as I try to understand her sexualizing herself….in bikinis, to sell bikinis to moms, because I can’t imagine young people being into her or knowing she exists because she’s old….but still hot enough compared to the 20 year olds who fatter and more disgusting than this…but she is still old…which usually offsets being “fit”….

Liz Hurley made a life for herself as the Hot British chick, and I guess has no choice but to continue that through fitness and diet on World Health Day…because if she looked like she was actually 50 years old…she would cease to matter…and I guess no one, except maybe me, enjoy no mattering….like listen to your body, fatten up, sag, rot…what are you doing playing with science…you’re not god…why you trying to be god…it’s just like any rich girl who only fucks rich dudes…thinking they are the most important and that nature’s rules don’t apply to them….

Good tits though…

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2017

07

Apr

Bella Hadid Sour Face for Terry Richardson of the DAy

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Bella Hadid is in this photoshoot for Terry Richardson, maybe because she wanted to get molested by a photographer who was really tried by the media and lost jobs by the media trial because no bitch every got him charged with Sexual Harassment, they just made stories and that was enough to ruin him……girls who don’t get their way are so quick to call rape…..some girls like it like a little demented rich girl wanting to soak through her panties when being told what to do with herself in her underwear by some old rumored pervert….to speak to her daddy issues, or maybe to feel edgy – like she’s not some white washed candy coated bullshit personality who doesn’t deserve a career, but has a career thanks to being a full of shit marketed to the media whore who loves every second of it…

I think it’s safe to say why Terry got as far as he did, because despite Bella having that troll face that looks jacked up on BOTOX FILLER SHIT, she always looks like she’s sucking on lemons, but in his pics…she is likeable…

He may not be able to take a technical photo, but he knows how to get people, even vapid useless puppets like this Hadid to feed some emotion into the mix…even if her only emotion is “more money, more fame, more followers, more face injections, more cleavage, less bra, I’m an icon, I work hard”…..bullshit…

I guess the pics aren’t that great, but they are better than nothing…

Status seeker trying to find legitimacy Hadid…or maybe she is delusional and just likes that his name has the word Rich in it….but probably more a groupie situation…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

07

Apr

Kate Hudson Walking Down Stairs in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Old timer Kate Hudson is out celebrating my birthday in a bikini top, not showing off what I assumed was fake tits a while ago, because I guess that was a false alarm and something to talk about, because when it comes to Kate Hudson, spoiled hollywood slut who fucked everyone trash from her Romantic comedy roles that don’t require any acting skill to be in…..you need angles…otherwise I just keep going back to how Owen Wilson tried to kill himself because of her…it’s really all that I know that she’s accomplished on her own, without being coddled or give the opportunity from her mom…not that that matters, take what you can get, build that family empire…it makes sense and I am all for it…but I prefer my spoiled celebrity kids to be more naked…and broken…than successes of their own…really…

It’s my Birthday…I shouldn’t be wasting my time posting this bullshit…BUT I AM…yay…

Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW

2017

07

Apr

Selena Gomez and her BBC Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day

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It’s my birthday and Selena Gomez went out of dinner last night, where she was being a little nasty to the paparazzi hiding her face like she was hiding a herpes sore…or a black eye from a volatile relationship…or a big black dick to the eye…because these girls are fragile man..they have the money, the team of people, the support, the constant work, the fans, the staff of trainers, psychiatrists, the best money can buy…of meds and drugs and good times…they don’t need to work another day in their life…but they are fragile man…and fragile things like abusive people who take advantage of them like K-Fed….not to say The Weekend is that guy, that would be racial profiling and I’m not that guy…he’s Canadian and good…and both are using each other because it’s good for business…and pissing off Bieber…the other Canadian she put in her….because she’s got a Canada fetish…weird…

She’s such a broken thing…hiding like she’s scared….but it’s nice to see young love, or in this case emotionally fucked up and needy things hounding her man so he can’t breathe without her there…all looking boring…maybe hiding her LUPUS he probably hopes hospitalizes her for a few weeks so he can get a damn break…she’s needy and her vagina flexible…

Why So angry little LUPUS monkey…?

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

07

Apr

Gisele in a Lace Dress on the Beach of the Day

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Gisele is in Costa Rica, the country I assume her and Brady have a house at because they go there 10 times a year to get away, while still getting the paparazzi to capture her, the mother of many kids that I am not convinced were actually her kids, because she may not have a uterus – Brazilian Trannies look good you know…

I mean why else would she be fired from Victoria’s Secret…and why else would her bikini be covered in this dress…seems suspect like maybe she’s hiding a set of balls..

RIGHT?

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