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2017

17

Mar

Ariel Winter’s Sloppy Tits for St Patrick’s Day – the Day of Sloppy Beer Drinking Women of the DAy

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It’s Ariel Winter on St Patrick’s Day for St Patrick’s Day…which is perfectly fitting, because despite being hat I assume is some kind of hispanic, she fits the profile of every beer drinking pig I’ve ever seen in an Irish pub, because hot girls just don’t go to pubs, they go to clubs to get bottle service and sugar baby…while the monster beer drinkers, who just keep getting fatter and fatter and fatter are at the pub eating potato skins and drinking Guinness or some shit..

These Irish pup girls all put out, but a drunk girl on Guinness is just so heavy and sluggish…her willingness to fuck because she’s disgusting make the pub dwellers happy to be at the pub…but make me upset because I hate gross looking girls no matter how much cleavage they use to distract from their beer guts..

It’s St Patrick’s day, find your sloppy pig woman…as she’s out there…the most gross middle of the road suburban chicks fucking love St Patrick’s day….and apparently so does Ariel Winter…so get on it.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

16

Mar

Mischa Barton’s Sex Tape Press Conference of the Day

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Crazy girl Mischa Barton is trying to take down her sex tape vendor – playing the role of the victim – by saying her dude recorded her behind her back when they fucked and is now out trying to sell the sex tape for 500,000 dollars which is totally fucking absurd, this is Mischa Barton we’re talking about, she wouldn’t even get 500,000 to star in a blockbuster movie, if anything, she’d pay them to cast her hoping it revitalized her dead career…

I believe this is all part of an intricate generating hype about her sex tape before it is released hustle, because girl hasn’t been this proactive about anything ever, and she’s normally having drug overdoses and doing low level campaigns for HOOKER WATER companies…

There is no way she’s not behind this…I don’t believe the lie and will happily post the sex tape release…that I don’t think anyone will care about…

It’s probably sad that people only care about sex tapes, but even sadder that Farrah Abraham is more popular than you…cuz that pitch moved sex tapes…Mischa will sell like 20…at most….

So she’s getting restraining orders to get the hype up…or maybe it’s just such a bad sex tape that she’s trying to do damage control because it was the fat years….or the half dead years she wants to cover up –

But I call -> marketing campaign…for someone no one gives a fuck about.

Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW

2017

16

Mar

Ariel Winter’s Disgusting Throwback Thursday Video of the Day

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Ariel winter is the porky pig of teen stars. I’m sure there are fatter versions of her, I mean this is America, but are the fat ones trying to be as seductive or hot while self promoting…

I wonder which person on her team steered her in this direction, was it self inflicted post nudes for attention despite having a huge audience, some human sacrificial lamb, like sabotage and self destruct with your asshole out there – or was it her family, manager, the people at the show pushing her to do this as she protested because she’s classy and not thirsty or shameless…..

But they kept holding that piece of cake over her head because she’s a coddled and thus parazylzed person who can’t do simple tasks like Get her own cake…even though it looks likes she’s got a lot of her own cake….birthday everyday cuz when it comes to cake…everyday is someone’s birthday….like it’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere applies to drunkards like us…

This is an old fat ass booty shaking video that she just posted for TB THURSDAY but she’s not very old, so it’s not too old to post….but it is pretty sloppy, disgusting, terrifying…

Keep on standing on your tippy toes girl…too bad your feet are longer to help elongate the rest of you..

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

16

Mar

Bella Thorne Subway Erotic Dance for All You Jared’s Out There of the Day

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A DAY IS NOT A DAY WITHOUT A BELLA THORNE POST…

It’s no secret that Bella Thorne caters to sexual predators, despite being 19, she started out young, long before most normal people knew she existed, but dad’s and Disney channel watchers / masturbators…who liked participating from their couch in the bullshit porno quality story telling of Disney shows for retard kids….

It’s also no secret that Subway caters to children, but more interestingly uses sexual predators as their spokesperson…

So it makes sense that Bella Thorne, child star, turned Instagram sexualized good times joker….would rub her Subway on her twat and tits in video…

MORE….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

16

Mar

Chloe Grace Titty Grab Tattoo of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is partying at SXSW with all the cool kids and I guess got a little taken over by the mainstream hipster people who attend SXSW…and felt connected to the art scene, or the music scene, that is overrated and commercialized, but she’s a puppet in a terrible industry so it would make sense what some blown out of proportion event would make her feel like she’s experiencing something real.

If you’ve ever been to LA you’ll know that everything about it feels like a shitty disney set, even the dive bars are renovated to feel like a dive bar, to get that authetic dive bar experience…and everyone dressed down and gutter…bought that shit new…

So girl saying “i have a tattoo under my tit – I’m edgy”….Proof..and look, it’s with a point and shoot camera – not an iphone…shit….art…

But she deleted it, because she sobered up and realized it’s a bad look to hold tit on social media when you’re a massive well paid star…

Before she did though….the PERVERtS got it…

Here she is at SXSW…being TEXAN AND COOL…

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2017

16

Mar

Scarlett Johansson Channels Jessica Rabbit Tits for GQ of the DAy

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Scarlett Johansson….who is old, overrated, a mom, kinda ugly looking in her everyday life, but still celebrated, still busty in a push up bra, still seen as a hot celebrity people love, and she’s in a new movie, doing press, doing photoshoots, and showing off her tits, because the rest of her “old hollywood” glam scam is less interesting than it once was….

We can assume she in one of her last roles as the hot chick, but that doesn’t mean she’s not hilarious…

I mean her most recent publicity stunt was saying she doesn’t believe in Monogamy in a magazine, before filing for divorce or whatever from her dude, all in the span of a week and that’s some bitchy gangster shit that I find kind of hot…and hilarious…so she’s obviously not all that bad…her tits are proof of that…overrated or not….they are still tits and should be stared at and jerked off to accordingly..

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson|SFW

2017

16

Mar

Selena Gomez Gomez NOt Dead of the Day

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I prefer when these child stars die….you know from drug addiction, being broken, having no childhood but having terrible parents you can’t trust because they will sell you out like a little hooker…

But Selena Gomez, despite having a terminal disease that is reverse AIDS….or her going to rehab to deal with her coddled, entitled, rich as fuck, and annoying emotions, she’s back out…looking better than ever…using those implants to good use…for VOGUE MAGAZINE…because she’s fashionable….

She’s also fucking the WEEKND’s black dick, probably to leverage her career like she did with Beiber, it’s a bit of a Gomez fetish, FUCK THE POPULAR ACT ….

She even does it socially by hanging out with Taylor Swift, it’s like girl gets it, she’s been raised in it…and unfortunately she’s too clever for sex tapes and nudes like the others…she knows that has value…unless in a hotel room being desecrated by some male act with a huge black penis according to the people I know who have fuked him….she does that for free, or really for exposure…and I guess it’s a two way street since she’s the most followed account on social media and it’s not even that good….something she probably hustled with Zuckerberg direct…because she’s a hustler…in a bikini…for Vogue…looking good….

Video

She was also at Yoga looking good, this new face the Weeknd Cums On…is treating her alright…

Looking good girl…all it took was some rehab / black cock and plastic surgery….

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

16

Mar

Pregnant as Fuck Ready to Drop Pornstar Amanda Seyfried of the Day

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So how about those Amanda Seyfriend sucking Justin Long or someone like Justin Long’s cock on a dock during a sunset – because she’s a romantic teen drama star and she understands dramatic curve…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM

I’ve always been into her small frame and big tits as she replaced Lohan in pretty much everything….and I’ve always liked that I know for a fact that Lohan hates her…and I guess her leaked nudes were enough of a shameful experience…that she can’t deny are her – as her lawyers are out sending out take down notices, copyright infringement notices, and someone, not me, but someone is gonna get fucked in this Amanda Seyfried getting fucked situation… GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM

I just don’t understand why she doesn’t run with it, she’s been naked in movies for millions of dollars, and girls nowadays give that shit away for free, not to mention…it gives her some personality, allows us to imagine how her pregnancy went down…and really makes me like her more…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM

That’s what people don’t understand, when we see you naked and sucking the Mac Guy’s dick…we like you better…even though that guy’s the fucking worst.. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM

Here she is running around pregnant as fuck and thanks to the internet and basic biology we all know how she got herself there…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM

I will post her pregnancy pics though…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|SFW

2017

16

Mar

Grace Elizabeth and Other Basic Mall Shopping Sluts and VS Spring Break Event of the DAy

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I accidentally came across this Victoria’s Secret PINK model Grace Elizabeth….and decided to click the hashtag of the Victoria’s Secret PINK spring break party in Cancun, which to me was a weird place to run a promotion for Victoria’s Secret PINK, until remembering that Cancun is the hub for middle of the road, basic as fuck, mall shopping American college aged girls…who think VS PINK is awesome…they’d never be able to pull this off at some rich person destination, because rich people are too good for this minimum wage shopper shit….so it all makes sense…but it also makes for a pretty depressing spring break party, filled with girls trying to get free bikini bottoms and perfume or some shit….instead of doing Wet T-Shirt contests like they fucking should…it’s Spring Break…get lit and ratchet like my favorite – CARONA GIRL …

What a garbage event…but this Grace Elizabeth is good….and that’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Grace Elizabeth|SFW

2017

15

Mar

Hilary Duff’s See Through of the Day

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Sturdy Hilary Duff, who I’ve never had much interest in, at least not until she started doing cross fit, turned into a sturdy little powerhouse, or is it a brick shit house, either way, strong as fuck, full of squatting and heavy lifting….all after being a mom…because for some weird reason…I find it erotic…

I’ve never been into little thick body builder women, but knowing she had a kid with some billionaire NHL player, made me think…this girl can take a fucking a good old fashion Hockey innitiation and her high testosterone probably makes her like it…because as you know, girls with high T are fucking horny…it’s always the pre-menopausal, hairy bitches who want to fuck…all the time..and in Hilary Duff’s case…that’s fact as she’s had at least two public lovers in the last 3 months and that’s a lot for any celeb…in her prime…wearing short shorts, hard nippled and see through….

I dig it…

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW