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2017

20

Mar

Ariel Winter Sucking it In with a Huge Cigar of the Day

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Ariel Winter just keeps bringing it…this is an outfit she wore a couple of weeks ago, that I guess she looked hot in, or maybe it was her impersonation of Monica Lewinsky that she’s putting out there as she is trying to play her in the upcoming Hilary Clinton biopic, because she’s got about the same level of sex appeal as Lewinsky, in a “well she’s young and around, I’ll fuck her with this cigar”…

She’s also pretty happy with how her big re-shaped tits – have managed to offset her gut that is not spilling over her pants like it should, because of a simple thing called photoshop or maybe it’s the asian food enema from eating tainted feces grown lettuce….because this is from her China trip…since China’s the future or some shit, and I’d be surprised if this one was, but she’s done pretty alright with herself as a child star to insta thot straight thotting…thot provoking…thotful…all while remaining a bit of a pig…something people seem to like because she’s on TV…

I guess what I am getting at is that Ariel winter looks like this pretty much never…but it happened once so take it in….

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Toni Garrn and EMily DiDonato in Bikinis of the Day

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I live in a world where everything is so fucking gutter. Girls, even the fancy ones, are shameless self promoting hookers. The exhibitionism…the slutty photoshoots…the playing up the whole “I am a model”…bullshit….is just shoved down our throat…even the fancy rich bitches are Kardashians and rathcet, vile, stripper like…and the strippers and sex workers I hang out with are ratchet, vile, stripper like….and even professional women are ratchet, vile and stripper like…just get some Xanax and Wine in them and next thing you know they are showing you how they twerk…it’s the worst…or the best….but I remember a time when the hot girl was the quiet girl, the turtle neck girl, the tame girl, the shy girl, the girl in her J.Crew Khakis who you’d find out once in the bedroom was a virgin, but really into ANAL…you know….because GOD doesn’t count anal as sex…it’s just masturbating with poop…that’s why the priests are into it…Yes…church girls…who aren’t broken and into fucking their mom’s crucifix…Tennis club girls who aren’t ass spread on social media…you know classic classy class…

So here’s J.Crew porn…featuring some models to tap into that…

Posted in:Emily DiDonato|SFW|Toni Garrn

2017

20

Mar

Rat Cow Naked on Vacation for Attention of the Day

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People Magazine posted this picture of Em Rat Cow whoring out for attention in what I guess she’d assume is a classy strategic nude…that she knows she has to produce in order to stay relevant because her naked is the only reason she fucking matters…

She can play it off as her art, her dad is an art teacher so she understands the high school level of depth that goes into what she’s doing for attention…because anyone with a fucking brain knows she’s doing it for attention..it gets her paid,, it gets her noticed, it’s her purpose…and art is bullshit across the board, so it’s only natural that RAT COW would be bullshit too..

I am just amazed that this is a story, that actual Tabloid magazines starving for clicks would post about, like it matters…

She’s a girl who goes to a few events because she has a big following, that’s it…she’s in a few movies cuz she fucked David Fincher and Ben Affleck…she’s about as low level as you get and sure she can monetize as brands use her tits to promote nonsense to her audience…and she can deny being a sex worker…and claim her body, her empowerment, her business…don’t follow if you don’t like…or because she blocked me…in an Of course I’ll follow, if you didn’t block me…you post NUDEs and I am a basic human who loves nudes..

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK..

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW

2017

20

Mar

McKayla Maroney Bikini of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Fucking dream…so if you jerk off to her now that she’s 18 and has got your attention through her slutty self promoting tactics…that work…it is your right…because she belongs to you…the American People…to jerk off to her…

I call it – giving consent through the content you produce and just because it’s not straight up porn, or the intention seems innocent…it’s a bikini and dudes can jerk off to bikinis…whether they belong to America to America or not…

I like to assume all girls know what they are doing when they put out slutty pics, even if they preface it with it “not being slutty”…or claims like “don’t sexualize me”…because if I can spin a story to be sexy as fuck and jerk-off-able…that’s my right to do…and if you don’t put your slutty content for attention out there…then we won’t have an issue…but the world would be a much sadder place..

Sure this isn’t sexual, then what’s with the tits, the make-up and the porn music…I’m onto your marketing campaign…

OLYMPIC DREAMS….

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Sara Sampaio’s Fashion Panty Flash of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is a skinny bitch that no one in Portugal has ever heard of, yet she’s pulling the whole “I’m a Portuguese Model”…because anyone who knows Portuguese people, usually try to avoid hanging out or talking to them, except other Portuguese people, or if they are Nelly Furtado…and that’s probably why Victoria’s Secret decided that this Femme Bot would be from Portugal…when clearly she’s made from Adriana Lima DNA to replace LIMA…and it’s working out well for her because she’s famous as fuck.

This is her shoot that I am posting because I like her panty flash….I am a simple mind like that.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

17

Mar

Agent Provocateur Sugar Baby Bikinis with Lambos of the Day

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Agent Provocateur gets that the 90s are in. They also know that their audience is primarily instagram hookers who use their instagram to command higher weekend rates with the guys they “date”…for rent money…

They know that it’s the primary gift from rich married guys to their mistresses, or even rich guys in general to girls that are hot and sexy and worth paying for, because you get to be in charge and they won’t complain because you cater to their materialistic bullshit yet hot existence…it’s all transactional..

So they went into swimwear because sugar babies are more than just into fucking in hotel rooms, but also going to the beach or rocking out on the yacht…and this is their campaign with vintage 90s lambos that is actually styled and exactly what I’d want..

Posted in:Agent Provocateur|SFW

2017

17

Mar

Hailey Badlwin Stupid Dance of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is the most irrelevant of the group of “it girls” who aren’t actually “it girls” but who the fashion industry and advertising industry are presenting to us as “It girls”…so that they have puppets who aren’t money motivated, with big following, to sell bullshit product to their retard groupie followers…despite not being hot, talented, interesting, or compelling in any way…it’s just fluffy nonsense, candy coated dog shit really, and their all lucky they are rich kids because without their parents money / fame / whatever – they’d be nothing but cokesluts working bottle service…like most sluts I know…

That said, I decided to check in with Hailey Baldwin to get a sense of her life, existence, the content she puts out there…and it’s not worth jerking off to, but she is eating pizza and dancing – which I can assume is porn to some of you…I just prefer my porn to involve creampies…not PIZZA PIES…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW|Videos

2017

17

Mar

Arianny Celeste in a Shitting Stance of the Day

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Arianny Celeste jacked up her face like a low level vegas hooker – we can assume she was before Dana White sold her on a dream, prior to UFC becoming huge, making her the OG, den mother slutty half naked ring girl…something that led to her having a massive audience and enough money to continue jacking up her body with plastic surgery or cosmetic procedures…like this….new face who this…hustle…

I posted her IN A SLUTTY SHOOT SHOWING NIPPLE CLICK HERE

And today I am posting her in the shitting stance..because I like targeting the kind of retard dude into UFC…they seem easily entertained and I’m trying to grow traffic here…

Posted in:Arianny Celeste|SFW

2017

17

Mar

Paige Elkington Shoot in the Church of the Day

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Paige Elkington is a girl I follow on social media – and I find her very hot ….

I didn’t really know who she was until stalking one of her friends….feeling compelled to google her and her Twin Peaks fetish and it turns out that she’s hot, possibly interesting, even if she seems like she’s trying hard….but in a terrible turn of events, that is probably great for her, but disappointing to anyone with tastes….shes’ dating one of the dudes from Maroon 5…the worst fucking band that rapes my brain of pretty much all time…

At least it’s not Adam Levine but rather some other dude making millions off that annoying music…and dude really deserves the money because having to listen to Adam Levine sing his girlie sounding songs – while sharing tour buses and backstage with him – must be so fucking awful dude deserves the millions upon millions…you couldn’t pay me enough to be in the room with the dude for more than 10 minutes…and this guy records albums and travels the world with him….the things people do for cash…cash that helps get girls like this….Paige…because lets face it…she doesn’t fuck poor dudes…

Here are her pics of her looking hot because she’s hot…

Posted in:Paige Elkington|SFW

2017

17

Mar

Hilary Duff VS Leggings of the Day

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Hilary Duff has some thick fucking legs – so seeing her in a pair of leggings is not only hot to me….who has recently developed a thick leg fetish…It’s a sign of strength and ability to bounce up and down on my face…not that Hilary Duff, despite being horny as fuck lately would do that to me…but she’s a beacon of hope or guideline for other big legged women I come across in my everyday life..you know a reference point…

But her vs Leggings…is like war, as you know those things are struggling to not explode off her…in some Incredible Hulk type moment…it’s just unfortunate we can’t see her from behind…

THAT SAID…WE CAN SEE HER PRETENDING TO CLEAN…despite having nannies and cleaning crew as she’s a rich entitled coddled child star…because SWIFFER gave her money…and seeing a girl who doesn’t clean cleaning is hot to me…because this world forgets a woman’s role…but I don’t…and never will..

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW