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2017

21

Mar

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

Sara Sampaio is working for other brands than Victoria’s Secret, which is crazy if you were to think about it rationally, why would a brand that created her, because the only reason you know of her is because of Victoria’s Secret…life of a fisherman’s daughter because all portuguese women are Fisherman daughters…it’s all people do in Portugal…or as some call it – the asshole of Europe but it created Ronaldo….

I am convinced that all the VS girls are robots, and to earn the cost of producing them, they farm them out to work…to all other brands…as long as people remember that VS owns them…then it’s just leveraging the competition to get what you need done…and to build yourself up off the backs of dumb half naked girls…so good

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2017

21

Mar

Bella Thorne Brings the Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Bella Thorne must be feeling like her hustle is getting old or tired – because the last 5 posts before this one were her in winter gear…even though she knows that no one wants to see her in winter gear…we’re here for the TITS….bro…

So luckily she didn’t totally fall off course, and figure it is time to hang that coat up, and get back into her damn bikini because either her period is up, her attempt to prove she’s not just jerk off material….or the bet with her friend that she’s not addicted to slutty conversations…and posts….and she’s back because when you’re a creepy old pervert like me…18 year olds in bikinis are hot…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

21

Mar

Selena Gomez – New Face Who This – Photoshoot of the Day

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Selena Gomez has a new face, it’s either from getting fucked by a black Canadian with a big dick…or from her LUPUS swelling gone done, or filling her out, cuz it’s from face filling…because that’s what all these entitled under 25 year old sluts are doing…

She’s fresh out of Rehab…from her “burn out”…because all these kids robbed from their childhoods are victims…who are told their addictions or substance abuse….are a disease and that they need to put money into rehab facilities because rehab facilities like money and coddling weak addicts who like being coddled into thinking they have a disease besides their LUPUS…

Who cares, she’s looking good, and she was and always will be the fucking worst..

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

21

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood’s Instagram Ass VS Paparazzi Ass of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood, the ass on Instagram vs the ass in the paparazzi pictures, is some of the biggest news of the day….but not really…I just like looking at an aging Playboy…trying to be relevant with all her nature porno pics after years of trying to be a TV host after having cocaine sex with Ryan Seacrest….and hosting nerd TV…and now doing this…

It’s always so exciting when the paparazzi vs instagram photoshoppped facetune pics come out…because everything is a lie…the internet is a lie…and I am a lie when I try to get girls to send nudes…

But she’s not really lying…she’s just being shot by bad angles…

TO SEE THE PICS click here

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Bella Thorne for some Cosmetics Company of the Day

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You know the day is coming to an end and my turning off my computer to sext, drink, sext in real life, get rejected, feel like a failure, hate myself and pass out on the floor, luckily not covered in puke because my body loves alcohol so much it doesn’t let me waste it….when I post some Bella Thorne…

I’m into drinking her Kool Aid, I’d rather it was her squirt, something I’m not convinced she does yet, as it hasn’t been snap chatted..

I like that she’s a young girl who has a great body and a jacked up from face filler face…who consistently brings low level perverted content for her pervert fans…

I like knowing that there will continue to be a generation of young sluts…who are even more into exhibitionism thanks to 24 hour a day social media channels…something the young narcissists never had back when they had teams control their image….allowing her to represent the real chaos…of everything….going on in the world…ass and porn…tits and sexts…everything….out of fucking control…and she’s the one with the most mainstream commercial success doing it…I mean other than the Kardashians and all the other influencers with more followers than her…who work as actors in the mainstream…

This is a shoot she did for a magazine…

This is a shoot she did for a make-up company…

In both, she’s a bit tranny looking…the way you want her to be thanks to her tranny-like head….but that body…tight.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Mariah Carey’s Panty Flash of the Day

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Mariah Carey’s panty flash is zero on the scale of erotic….as she pretty much explodes from every fucking angle, primarily her thighs…

Now I get that people like weak chinned bitches with diamond studded microphones because they are rich and fancy and thus VERY VERY important in the world of music…I mean she’s paid her dudes, through her vagina, when the head of Sony Music gave her a big break after marrying her….in Quebec Canada, where I live…we call that RENEE ANGILING her – that’s Celine Dion, our God’s neighbor who found her at 14, mortgaged his house to make her, and left his family to fuck her when she was underage…GOOD think french people consider that normal behavior…since I live in French Canada and I need a Celine, or Mariah of my own to buy me a damn house…living the dream….but coddling a cunty spoiled brat who thinks she’s god’s gift….

I get that people like thick girls, her sloppy tits, the fact that she’s Mariah Carey..and crazy…But I just find it weird.

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Kendall Jenner Lingere Shoot for La Perla of the Day

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Kendall Jenner just got paid a lot of money, I’m predicting well over a million dollars to be a hooker body for the panty company that may not be Victoria’s Secret, but Kendall already walked for Victoria’s Secret and thus La Perla wants to lock her into some exclusive contract deal to be the panties that cover her rank little exploited cunt…cunt…..

The whole thing is stupid because she’s really not all that hot…but she’s got followers, she pushes product and brands like throwing money at dog shit….as long as it is rich dog shit….that people seem to like because she’s not as vile as her monster sister…because she’s the white one..

Terrible…overproduced, over paid trash…maybe I’m just a traditionalist is my lingerie catalog pics…make them like some 70s sears catalogs or what’s the fucking point….but I guess in the 70s…Sears only had 1,000,000 dollars a year in budget for the lingerie catalog including shipping…and couldn’t afford a Kendall Jenner and her stupid inflated bullshit…so look at us now..the supermodel concept that should have never been….because hot bitches will post naked for free….created this money grubbing troll monster…who just doesn’t seem to die..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Charlotte McKinney Upskirt of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney has enough strategic thought to pull a RAT COW…but the white girl with big tits…who is more the kind of rich wife to some athlete who you’d expect to see at the RODEO…who may live in LA because that’s where the fancy live…but who is straight Florida hooters or 1980s topless donut shop level of class…where as people like RAT COW….take the art angle to their short tight trashy sex shop looking skirts…so people buy into their slutting as anything but a cheap photo op to hopefully have someone like me write about…because it’s very important news you know….if you look close enough you can see her asshole…or what I like to call her soul…

I know, fuck Charlotte McKinney when she doesn’t show her tits – so Here are some Charlotte McKinney Photoshoot showing some tit….

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Yanet García Thanks her 4 Million Fans The Best Way She Can of the Day

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Yanet García is a Mexican meteorologist….because Mexico like to remind you…like on every TACO TUESDAY…or CINCO DE MAYO….or really weekend night where white drunk women run around with Sombreros because it is one of their birthdays…that they are better than we give them credit for…

The Mexicans are more than just gardeners, illegals and drug runners making billions off GRINGOS….they are more than Mexican hookers at the Tijuana border fucking Donkeys for GRINGOS….they are actually enterprising people who understand good entertainment…good times…sure they are slow as fuck when you order food from them….but who needs to be quick for anything when you’re too busy watching weather reports…

Well, she’s hit 4 million followers and this is her celebratory ass shot…a girl who knows her worth, purpose and why she’s got the fucking job….yes…I am all for girls in the work force and this is prime reason why…empowerment….

MY NAME IS JESUS MARTINEZ BECAUSE I AM HALF MEXICAN AND WHEN MY PEOPLE BRING IT…IT’S BROUGHT…..and sometimes you don’t even have to tip them because you’re a fucking racist.

Posted in:SFW|Yanet García

2017

20

Mar

Pia Mia Perez in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some really skinny youtube bitch with stage parents from US GUAM…who made it in mainland America and not just their territory where they have a military base and where strippers I know, the career travel blogging strippers, go to work for 6 months a year….

She’s rich and she’s connected. She gets hired. She gets work. She hangs with cunty LA kids…and she’s in a one piece bathing suit checking out her implant because I guess it lacks senstivity and she wants to make sure it’s still there…and didn’t like slip down into her crotch reason…because that would make for a weird cameltoe….one that looks more like a cock…and sure…she’s got the asian sex worker vibe…and probably morals and values thanks to being whored out…but she’s not that TRANNY kind…

I don’t know why I am posting this..BUT it is about to happen and if you’re reading this…then motherfucker it done did…

She looks like a 10 year old with tits…it is freaking me out…