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2017

15

Mar

Bella Thorne Breaking Shirts of the Day

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Bella Thorne posts some basic erotica to her social media channels because she’s an exhibitionist who is aware that she’s a commodity being sold to the masses. It makes her money, makes her feel relevant, all that other filling the void bullshit…

So we don’t need her leaked photos, although based on her being a self involved, vapid idiot, they’d probably be pretty hardcore…you know people grew up on porn and are pretty hardcore these days….I get spread ass pics all the time and think…shit..this is never fucking ending…it’s just dirtier and darker than ever…and that’s amazing…

Everyday girls, everyday people, are just fucking sexting, sending out nudes like they don’t care if they get leaked, because their idols Kardashians got to where they are from being naked on the internet…

So get fucking naked on the internet…it’s awesome…

I hated when girls were so scared to do what they wanted to do…scared they would lose jobs or be ashamed…because now…the consequences are zero, everyone forgets as they look for more nudes, and self shot porn remains as good as it’s always been…

So here’s her nipple, to celebrate the freedom of being an exhibitionist slut…I love it…thank you internet for desensitizing us all and conditioning us to produce our own porn…it’s a better world…with less fear…

Sure she’s got a bit of a horsehead, tranny head, botox face…it’s all the rage…but she’s still lovely and represents all good things to me…and that’s what matters..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

15

Mar

Anne Hathaway in a Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know what I liked about these Anne Hathaway pictures….

I guess it’s that they are of Anne Hathaway….someone I find really almost interesting in the celebrity world…because she’s so hated.

It’s like everyone fucking hates this bitch, even I hate this bitch and I am usually indifferent about it…and despite being hated and mocked…she’s won Oscars, she gets work, she exists, she hasn’t killed herself off…and it’s so weird..

I guess when you’re rich as fuck, you can’t listen to the haters…because they hardly exist in your narcississtic bubble..

I guess that’s why I like these pics of Anne Hathaway..

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|SFW

2017

15

Mar

Eva Longoria in Swimsuits of the Day

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People love Eva Longoria….she’s an international star, maybe because she’s not white and the Mexicans and Spanish speaking people find her sincere and exciting in her charity work and Desperate Housewives shit she still leverages…

But she always came across as bullshit to me. I didn’t find her all that hot. I felt she was a pawn in some ABC primetime drama and I was convinced she was a fair weather mexican, you know the kind of first generation immigrant who was raised so white and spoiled so hard, that she thought she was white and was humiliated by her accented parents. The kind of Mexican who would vote for Trump because he represents the American dream they see in the movies. Who would hire Mexican illegals to do her gardening and housecleaning and who would eat Americanized Mexican food…just to fit in….except when it came to the casting couch…where bitch was Mexican as fuck to get the job….

But here she is trying on bathing suits regardless..and she’s not all that bad for an old Mexican…I mean I wish that’s what the Mexicans at the Mexican restaurants I go to looked like…instead they are fat and neckless…

Posted in:Eva Longoria|SFW

2017

15

Mar

Elsa Hosk and Romee Strijd and Other Models in Lingerie on the Beach of the Day

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I guess the exciting thing about Victoria’s Secret is that they objectify the fuck out of women – in this world of “don’t objectify me”….where there are companies that are making panties that absorb period blood that have slogans like “down with the patriarchy”…but for some reason, Victoria’s Secret can still get away with casting only hot fucking chicks with ridiculously measurements that none of their audience or market can actually live up to…where they produce photoshoots of these half naked women they pay and promote for being hot….daily…and no one is out there protesting…dumping blood on themselves like FEMEN…or some shit…

So here they are – throwing a bunch of girls in panties on the beach..high concept bullshit but who cares cuz I can stare at their model ass..which is really the whole point…at least I assume it is because I remember jerking off to their catalogs in the 90s pre- internet porn…making it porn to me…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|Romee Strijd|SFW

2017

15

Mar

Charlotte McKinney Strategic Nude SHoot of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is one of the cheesiest bitches around. Sure she’s got huge tits and a relatively skinny body…and looks good from the neck down when naked…and sure she’s got herself semi famous, with a following, all because she has monster tits…and sure she somehow fucked her way onto dancing with the stars – before she was ever a star – because of her big tits….I mean at least other tits on Dancing with the Stars like Joanna Krupa had a 10 year low level career…this one…had done zero…very very odd…something that probably gives a bitch an ego….that she probably already had thanks to being a rich kid with big tits who everyone fed into because they like big tits…

Whenever I look at her, in cheesy shoots like this, or in her own self produced shit, I think…damn those are big tits…why are they in Malibu and not working at Coyote Ugly or Hooters in Florida…it just makes no sense to me..but I guess she’s smart enough to scam harder, scam bigger…because when you have tits like that…they are a gift that open so many doors…so open those doors..

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

15

Mar

Mischa Barton’s New Cameltoe of the Day

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Mischa Barton Sex Tape is Happening…

Apparently there’s a sex tape being shopped around for 500,000 dollars, I can’t imagine in this era of seeing everyone naked that it would sell for more than 5,000 dollars, and that’s just to a rich guy with 5,000 dollars laying around that he can use to get the legal rights to post for jokes, because no one gives a fuck about Mischa barton..

She’s a mentally unstable head case, addict, who hasn’t had work in years, making me think based on doing low level model shoots that she’s on her way to sex tape to get some attention and possibly become a Kardashian…but it won’t happen..

Not to mention, this is the era of putting out sex for free, it’s part of the job, so the 500,000 dollar mark is a little fucking nuts…but I’d still watch her fuck…and when it happens, I’ll be there to watch it…she’s got nostaglic value to me…her show, THE OC, was something I’d watch and bring to college bars which got me laid at least once…so I owe her enough decency to stare at her pussy getting fucked..or eating a bikini bottom…either way.. I am a fan..

Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW

2017

15

Mar

Barbara Palvin for Instagram of the Day

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Barbara Palvin was the big 18 year old Victoria’s Secret who got even bigger…as she got older…both in fame and size…thanks to attaching her to Justin Beiber to divert from Married mom Miranda Kerr fucking Beiber…like some kind of patsy…until eventually being so fucking big…physically but still a Victoria’s Secret model….because you can’t turn back on the girls you created…you just put too much money into them to ignore…same thing happened to Kate Upton…

She’s been relatively boring for a Victoria’s Secret underwear model, but titty grab pics for instagram – that’s good.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW

2017

15

Mar

Eva Mendes Erotica of the Day

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Eva Mendes is a lot of fun…she was the token hispanic girl in movies who showed her awesome tits…before the world knew we needed a token hispanic girl to show her tits….back in a time before Sofia Vergara stole her thunder and stepped on her toes by showing her bigger tits and doing it on TV….the more accessible pre-internet media takevover..

Sure, she’s a mom, she’s married to Ryan Reynolds or Gosling, or who the fuck cares, some fucking Canadian named Ryan….and she’s not the hot slut naked in all the movies…like the well paid instagram model pre instagram who knows how to get fucking paid….

She posted this picture and it’s safe to say…she fucking brings the fucking goods…substantially hotter…but that could be a comparison issue…like when average chicks hang with fat pigs to be the hot one in the group…but the extreme fucking version of that…

Posted in:Eva Mendes|SFW

2017

14

Mar

Megan Fox The Comeback Pictures for Underwear Company of the Day

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This is probably the biggest news to people who visit this site, or sites like this, because it’s definitely not news to the younger generation, as this Megan Fox creature, and I call her a creature due to all her plastic surgery, I’m not sure what point in surgery you stop being a human, not that these tyrant rich kids have ever really been human…

She was a big deal, before David from 90210, a show people may remember, or the youth may be aware of due to HULU…made her dozens of babies…babies that didn’t destroy her thanks to plastic surgery, fitness and a need to maintain being a hot chick….the only angle that ever worked for her and can possibly work again….

She’s promoting some lingerie in a comeback tour – but I think this brand is drowning and totally out of touch to use her – but she’s still getting paid and this seems to be the comeback tour…in lingerie….photoshopped….works for me….

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2017

14

Mar

Bella Hadid’s Exciting Perm in a One Piece of the Day

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Bella Hadid – continues to pretend she’s a model despite her shitty face – thanks to being rich, having parents who bought a career for her, a cuter sister and famewhore who paved the way for her, and her entire celebrity seems more like a joke to me, like she’s playing make-beleif, because she is, just unfortunately the decision makers are buying into her lie and paying her out on it making this fantasy, this childhood birthday party game, where the Jenners and the Hadids all get together while their brother was out back fucking Nicola Peltz, in this “we’re all billionaires let’s plot”….hustle that worked…because the brands support it…

It’s so weird to me, but not as weird as the visual I have when I think about the Weeknd splitting her in half when he’d fuck her, not that she felt anything, these rich kids are so medicated and like filling voids…with large objects…often…they get everything handed to them, it’s the only thing that matters, that feels like an accomplishment…y.iu know…

I figure her in a one-piece with her perm is enough silly for us to celebrate her the way she likes being celebrated…looked at and paid…kind of like every single other girl in the world…

Here’s some other pics she’s posted and I guess proud of…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW