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2016

05

Aug

Brazilian Models for the Rio Olympics Starting Today of the Day

It is the RIO Olympics staring in the next few hours with the opening ceremony – and it’ll be interesting to see what will go wrong, who will get killed on the street, robbed as Rio is historically the most fucked up city in the world…but it’s got great beaches – if you don’t mind catching super bacteria from a mismanaged septic system…

Point being, Brazil will bring back their pride to events, you know their international famous people that happen to be a series of Victoria’s Secret models…that’s all Brazil’s created – maybe a few soccer players – but so many victoria’s secret models and I assume they are all back to show their Brazil pride for money from brands who want the RIO experience – but in a more accessible way than getting your motorcycle stolen at gun point…

So watch the Olympics, support the corruption…or just stare at their model guests…

ADRIANA LIMA

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Izabel Goulart

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Posted in:Brazil|SFW

2016

05

Aug

1.2 Million People Like this Gigi Hadid Pic of the Day

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I wonder why….

To put things in perspective…1.2 million people took the time to passively double click a picture of Gigi Hadid’s tits as they were scrolling through their instagram feeds. I don’t know how engaged they were in her tit picture, if they thought it was the best tit picture they ever saw, if they believed in the tits and bought themselves the bikini her tits are wearing to be part of what she’s doing…because she’s so exclusive, celebrity, rich and famous…

It’s interesting to see that people are more engaged in a tit pic of some nobody than they are in anything that matters, it’s like 1.2 million mindless double clicks, for a 1.2 million retards robots, double clicking mindlessly, distracted, empty…and that is why social media fucking sucks…it’s noise for people who are satisfied with noise…instead of content for people who dig a little beneath the surface to improve our lives or other lives….imagine if those 1.2 million ppl spent those 10 seconds on something of value…instead – just put it into shit..total shit…good tits…but still SHIT…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

05

Aug

Heidi Klum’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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I like to think when Hitler was trying to kill off the jews – and I guess black people – and retards to create a superior race in the aryan image, despite not having the aryan image, but rather being dark haired, and creepily obsessed with the aryan look, enough that the people bought into his bullshit because I guess he was a great marketer…

I also like to think that Heidi Klum was part of his superior human programming / breeding to create that image…because at 100 years old – after many fucking kids with a black dude with a huge cock- she’s still lookin’ hot…

I also like to think that as a German woman, she’s probably into weird German fetishes and getting shit on.

Germans…

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Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2016

05

Aug

Emma Roberts Skinny in Leggings of the Day

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Whenever I am recruiting my hooker for the night, you know wandering the streets as I do, looking for the best hookers, who are the ones who don’t have pimps…or escort agencies….I think about Julia Roberts, Pretty Woman, because that’s the exact opposite how my romantic encounter with the broken girl is going to go…I want to cum and be gone…I do not want to finance her hooker life, her money grubbing, her willingness to suck cock for a price, because that’s the kind of girl who you cant trust and who will fuck you over…but I’ll pay her her price, as long ass it is cheap, to suck me off…and give her what she actually wants for herself…

Sometimes, when thinking about Julia Roberts and Pretty Woman, I remember her hot niece, who despite being a rich, working actress in her own right…she’s as broken as many strippers, thanks to a narcissistic dad who created all these idiots, who self destructed after his oscar and has since had the most laughable career….and sometimes Emma Roberts makes me think of her – when she’s out in leggings all hot assed and skinny – with pussy definition visible…not because she’s doing this for me, but because she did it and I’m a creep.

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Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2016

05

Aug

Martha Hunt’s Work Day Posing with Bras for Victoria’s Secret

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Martha Hunt is one of the celebrated Victoria’s Secret models – which is just a testament to how thirsty dudes are and how we’ll go nuts for any girl who is half naked, and when they are paid to be half naked, they’re even more legit to go nuts for, like they are so good at it – they are pro and people pay them…which is a logic that doesn’t apply to crackwhores who give 10 dollar blowjobs and get paid consistently for 10 dollar blowjobs all day….weird…

Victoria’s Secret is a mall brand, a cheesy mall brand, with cheesy overpriced sweatshop made shit, but people think it is credibility, or since it is in every mall – it must be good – and the spokemodels they cast are the hottest women ever..

But whenever I see these girls on their work days – because each contract has work day commitments, they make 750,000 a year for this, showing up to a store 4 times a year is a small trade off – all while posing with bras like they are working a tradeshow…I am reminded how bootleg and bottom feeding and most importantly uninteresting, but rather money grubbing and fame hungry they are….and despite winning, they are the losers, the rich, hot bodied, well paid, traveling the world in luxury, barely working…losers….which I guess means they aren’t losers at all…and maybe the guy talking about them is the loser….IMPOSSIBLE (totally possible, in fact I can vouch for it being fact)…

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How about some of the catalog pics you used to jerk off to – that look the same with a new cast of characters…

TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF ADRIANA LIMA CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF ROBOT LAB JOSEPHINE SKRIVER CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF ROMEE STRIJD CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF TAYLOR HILL CLICK HERE

Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW

2016

05

Aug

Charlotte McKinney Looking Rough of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney has a pretty busted face, but she also has a dream…a dream to be the celebrated tits her dad and all his friends stared at at the family pool…you know because they are absurd…tits that all the boys in her high school obsessed over….you know because they are absurd….tits that could distract every dude from a horse face…allowing them to focus on what is important tit tits….tits that because every dude was distracted by the face – would just tell her how hot her tits are…giving her the confidence to be an internet sugar baby to maintain her lifestyle her Bahamas tax evading dad gave her…

The nice thing about it is that these whores congregate together because they only work a day a month – less in Charlotte’s case because she already peaked…and no one gives a fuck about her or her tits…

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

05

Aug

Em Rat Cow Recycles a 2013 Photoshoot to Show her Olympic Support of the Day

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There is no secret that Em Rat Cow is a famewhore, who tries every fucking angle she can to get noticed, including lazily posting a picture from over 3 years ago – where she’s wearing a thong and a USA jacket, you know to show her praise for the US team the only way she knows how to get work, show her love, or get ahead….

She’s insecure, thirsty garbage, but makes lots of money and gets to do lots of cool things and will continue to exist, thanks to social media mattering but more importantly, because of you dear pervert who likes big lips and big tits on a skinny frame…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

04

Aug

Cara Delevingne in Panty Outfit of the DAy

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Cara Delevingne is mind fucking the world. She has already tricked the fashion industry into thinking she’s a model. Now she’s tricking the Hollywood industry into thinking she’s a fucking superstar actress. All while having a good time doing it as girls who mindfuck tend to do – since they are winning at life, making the money, being praised and not giving a fuck about the people like me who try to bring them down…for being hacks, bullshit,lies, brats from the right families who are un offensively quirky enough to secure invites to the right parties…

Well, she’s in Suicide Squad, a huge deal, a huge movie – and she is not going to let that opportunity go to waste, she is going to not let her laziness get in the way of all the work she’s put into herself all these years – bottom feeding and sucking up to the top – so when that movie hit, she hit up as many magazines as possible to get booked and it worked….

Her marketing is so aggressive that I even had a dream about her last night, which is weird, I don’t normally dream about anything, especially not Cara Delevingne…we were at a party and she kept pullling up her dress to show us that her pussy was OOOZING some weird mucus, until someone called a doctor…because the smell was unbearable…just a steady stream of pussy ooze…what does it all mean?…

Either way, she’s everywhere from panties at the premiere…. TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

TO Cara Delevingne is in the September Issue of Elle – who cares…

TO Cara Delvingne is Naked in September Issue of Esquire UK – Who Cares…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|SFW

2016

04

Aug

Bella Hadid Censored Topless Pic of the Day

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Here’s the cocktease picture preview of the fake model, fake rich kid tits to come…

Bella Hadid is on the cocktease – for Vogue or whatever magazine this is for – in a topless picture of Mert and Marcus – some of the biggest fashion photographers around – who shoot all the celebs..and I guess she’s come a long way from working the Organic smoothie shop in Malibu a few years ago – before her sister got instagram famous piggy backing on the Kardashians – allowing Bella to piggy back off her sister – where both can be models, even if they don’t necessarily deserve to be models, it’s what their model mom wanted for them – because it landed her a billionaire and a good life – so why not instil that whoring on her spawns…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2016

04

Aug

Denise Richards Terrifying in a Bikini of the Day

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Denise Richards looked terrible, terrifying and terrified, like a deer in the headlights – the botox version…..

She’s a haggard ex prostitute who no one remembers being a prostitute but if you cross reference Charlie Sheen who hired her to be his wife a lot of years ago – and the girls he has fucked since and got AIDS from – it’s pretty apparent.

People used to get mad when I called her out for being a Heidi Fliess girl, I would get emails about it, really passionate dudes who felt she was a hot and real actress because of a threesome scene in one movie and some tail end work on Baywatch…two acting jobs that didn’t make her a lot of money or get her rich – two acting jobs that are suited for a whore…

Well, she still out whoring, skinny, zombie like, old, and disgusting…but I’d totally like to sniff her beat up ass hole and dangling pussy…