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2016

04

Aug

Chanel Iman in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Chanel Iman, who you may know from masturbating to a Victoria’s Secret catalog while trying to relive the 90s, a decade Chanel Iman was born in, is some 22 year old top model, who has been in a lot of magazines and fashions shows, exploited for her BLACK / ASIAN genetics since she was 12, and now posing on the beach in the tropics – because she’s international…she’s not from Georgia anymore….thanks to her “Two Birds / One Stone ethnicity” to appease the lawyers at Victoria’s Secret and their affirmative action program…she’s made it…and all it took was looking good and being black in a world where advertisers need more black people so that they aren’t called racists even if that alone is a racist act….

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2016

04

Aug

Rita Ora – 1 Day – 3 Outfits of the Day

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This is a terrible version of 2 Girls 1 Cup..we call in 1 day, 3 outfits…where Rita Ora, no one’s favorite recording artist, because no one knows any songs she’s been in, but everyone knows her tits, because she’s all about showcasing them every chance she gets at all the trendy events she attends….with various dudes she fucks for opportunity to advance her career…

Well, now she’s on a TV show, so the paparazzi are out on the TV show, trying to get her as much coverage as possible, that’s what they are hired by the network to do….where she was able to get in three outfits for three scenes – because TV is all a fucking lie filmed in one day….

See Through T-Shirt

Citi Biking…..

Japanese School Girl / navy

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2016

04

Aug

Skinny As Fuck Zendaya Dances Like Taylor Swift Shits in a Bikini of the Day

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I know celebrity gossip and it makes me want to shoot myself in the dick, but luckily it is already dead. The last girl I paid to suck it told me it was pathetic, and I’m not even into that penis shaming, kick me in the dick, point and laugh at me kind of fetish…she was just angry that her life had come to that and I guess was unable to contain her distain for me rubbing my flacid penis head across her lips and and one point brushing it over her eyes….

So yes, I know celebrity gossip, I also know Best Western, a place I stay sometimes when I am trying to escape my hell life to replace it for a life of hotel luxury…of 80 dollars a night including breakfast and this bitch is the spokesmodel for the shit…

I also now that she’s a skinny as fuck, which I like, because the world is too fat – and is rumored to be Calvin Harris’ new girlfriend – because Taylor Swift is the fucking devil with a gaping pussy that eats up every man it encounters and destroys them like the tyrant she fucking is…

She’s twerking in a bikini…interesting.

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2016

04

Aug

Lara Stone Bikini for The Daily of the Day

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Lara Stone tried to sue me once. I talk about that all the time because it was what could have bene my big break, you know me VS her in the courtroom, up on some OJ simpson case…my big reveal as the worst celebrity blogger with the least amount of money representing myself saying “i found the honeymoon pics on tumblr”…and them saying “we didn’t give you the right to post them”…and me saying “Bitch you’re a titty model, you signed away the privacy of your tits trying to get famous”…..”oh and those pics weren’t even naked or sex, you were swimming off a boat, you fucking cunt”…to which the judge would rule in my favor and I’d get my own talk show…the next Judge Judy…or Mathis but less black…because that’s how going viral on the internet works, where as going viral when you’re Lara Stone happens in the castings she attended when just starting out.

She’s in The Daily and is less fat than she was when married, recently divorced because even her husband couldn’t tolerate this cunt…

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2016

04

Aug

Agent Provocateur Lingerie Campaign of the Day

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Agent Provocateur is arguably the hottest mall brand lingerie – because it is more expensive than Victoria’s Secret, has better design than Victoria’s Secret, and because it pretends to not be a mall brand – but rather something all the instagram sluts get their sugar daddy’s to buy to make them feel special about taking 12 loads on their face before the main dude pisses it off them clean on some DUBAI adventure – they all seem to go on….”well he bought a first class ticket for me”…..prostitutes are everywhere amongst us…like the zombie apocalypse predicted…they walk amongst us – taking their selfies and doing their shameless snapchats everywhere they go – thinking they are more important than they are…fucking rich guys to validate it…which has nothing to do with this shoot, but probably applies to the models in said shoot..

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2016

04

Aug

Annalynne McCord Topless on Snapper of the Day

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You’d think Annalynne McCord would be showing her snapper at this stage in her career….which isn’t much of a career – she did one TV show that didn’t matter to anyone but her – so that she could go back to Texas and tell the world she’s the fucking star she always knew she was – always meant to be – was to porn to be – and she made it..

She was the most shameless girl who was on TV, out famewhoring every chance she got, like she was Bai Ling or some shit, all while being on a TV show, because she fucking loved the attention so much….

Yet she still hasn’t done a sex tape, and her toplessness in a world where everyone is topless is just dog shit and censored…

You know, when you’re an attention loving, low level acting whore, do what is right for the world, for your brand and spread that pussy and ideally show some asshole – because a pussy without an asshole is not worth living…I think that’s how the expression goes…what does that even mean…I guess I’m trying to say a pussy pic without an asshole in it – doesn’t count…that’s it..

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2016

04

Aug

No One Told Mariah Carey Her Dress is TOo Tight of the Day

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Mariah Carey is rich as fuck. She’s got a team of people who follow her everywhere. She’s famous, a star, a huge deal..she’s fucking Mariah Carey…and her fiance, who we can assume is also fucking Mariah Carey is a billionaire…with resources that could prevent her getting into a dress like this but maybe he’s some kind of prevert who likes a roley-poley bitch busting out in every direction because in the 90s, she sang great hits a generation was built on…

Maybe this is embracing being a hooker who made it – thanks to a voice – in a world where she once went crazy but now feels good and doesn’t give a fuck….or maybe this is part of that fat is beautiful – don’t body shame – bullshit – but either way – it is fucking terrible to look at….

But then again, I am a body shamer…

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2016

03

Aug

Katy Perry and a Naked Orlando Blooom of the Day

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Katy Perry is recovering from her rough Hillary Clinton campaigning and took her boyfriend for the second time – because she like to repeat boyfriends – I guess like a good Christian who forgives, forgets, has no self respect and doesn’t want to jack up the cock’s she’s had inside her- Orlando Bloom – the nudist actor trying to get as much attention as he can in his nude on the beach – despite having a paddleboard to show the world his cock…because I guess when your model ex-wife ends up with a billionaire with the most relevant app, and you’ve got a doughy superstar of your own, you don’t need pants…because you’re Australian and Australians get naked everywhere they can….

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2016

03

Aug

Bella Thorne Gets Eyebrows TATTOOED of the Day

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Life as a fair skinned ginger fame whore is rough…you know drawing in your eyebrows everyday – but luckily the world is vain enough to have a solution for that, to appease her vanity, her insecurity, her self absorbed narcissism that would rationalize her fame whore whoring….you know her putting out pictures that she thinks she looks hot in, for people to believe, when really they aren’t her legitimate self…but who needs legitmate self when you can live on a computer or cell phone via social media…

She’s clearly a vapid twat, who would tattoo her eyebrows, in an era when 12 year olds are getting brazilian waxes and face fillers….life…it’s so ridiculous…

I still think she’s 50…this is something 50 year olds would do…

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2016

03

Aug

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples of the Day

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Sarah Hyland despite looking like a haggard 14 year old with a drug addiction – who all you perverts watched on her show and loved on her show because she looked 14 – has nipples – and she’s not scared to show them off – because she probably feels like she’s sold her soul to the industry, you might as well also take her tits, like her parents too her money…after selling her off to the world…

BUT…maybe it’s just the no bra style…that is the no bra style all girls big titty and small titty alike are into….but not quite as into it as us…

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