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2016

18

Feb

Hailey Clauson, Making the Rounds of the Day

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The ad Sales team and Sports Illustrated, a Time Warner company, decided to do a little “native content”…a little “Integrated content”…a Little “advertorial”….a little “Upsell”…a Little “we’ll have our cover girl, no not the fat one and no not the billionaire UFC cunt who would want a lot of money to do an ad for a brand, but the “hot” one who is basically an instagram model, just pay her 10k, and we’ll do it for a million dollars and all the blogs who like half naked girl and cars, because they have no substance and are just a bunch of primates jerking off all day will post it…”.

This is car ad curated by Sports Illustrated CLICK BAIT…you’ll see this on FB with a little “sposored” under it”…as they try to Carl’s JR this shit into a viral video…

Pretty fucking jokes to me all this money going around and I’m not getting any of it. Cocksuckers…

Here she is in ELLE Spain or French Elle, Or Who gives a fuck…she’s hot enough, hip enough, and she sued photographers after posing slutty for a huge brand when she was 16 – something that would blacklist you if it was a real story – but that just got her press as the victim – jokes!

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW

2016

18

Feb

Victoria’s Secret Takes on Sports Illustrated of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret are well aware that Sports Illustrated swimsuit is happening, they are actually going up against Sports Illustrated..

As an evil corporation who use real models instead of instagram models for their photoshoots, you know an army of immigrant babes who beg to be part of the brand as it is the American model dream, even though Sports Illustrated has the exact same fucking opportunity, yet for some reason cast bootleg, garbage girls….for the most part…

They’ve figured out that if they do an informercial in the spring based on SWIM, since bathing suits are a big market for them, along with the informercial they do for LINGERIE in winter…both the biggest times for those markets…they’ll really own all things SWIM….

All while Sports Illustrated execs are thinking “why the fuck didn’t we do that live SWIM fashion show on Network Television, we wouldn’t even have conflict of interest because we’re not peddling our own products like Slapchop Vince..”…but they didn’t fucking idiots…and here’s SI girl doing SWIM better than Cheesy SI girls…during the SI Swim week, that VS is doing a “shut the fuck up”…on…

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2016

18

Feb

#TBT 1992 Charlize Theron Never Published GUESS? Shoot of the Day

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Throback Thursday – 1992 Charlize Theron – Pre Instagram in Instagram model poses – pre digital on ACTUAL black and white not a filter. Looking Hot – Because She Was…

I have a few Charlize Theron stories, the first being that I lived with a really fucking weird dude who always smelled like fucking shit – as he never washed – and just stayed in his room getting high off fucking god knows what, fucking random inexpensive hookers, and watching old VHS porn, well that motherfucker got his hands on the Charlize Theron Playboy and that fucking magazine got abused..

It was before she was famous….back in the late 90s….so whenever I see her, I think of those Playboy days…

The other Charlize Theron story was that after her mom killed her dad in South Africa, she was sent off to model at a young age, the mom insisted she go to Hollywood to become famous, when she was in line at the bank, broke about to give up in an era before the instagram model escort agency…some producer or casting director found her, invited her to his office, where she basically said she’d do anything – even porn – at least according to the producer who told me this story…and that inspired girl ended up cast in her first movie – and thus became famous…

THese pics were posted in the FORUM by sleuth celeb picture detective MadamMEOW and apparently they are unpublished pics of GUESS?, that I guess she signed off on, back then, because she was broke and that the company should use in their upcoming campaigns, cuz this bitch, especially in the early 90s was hot…

I guess she is a beacon of hope to all the GUESS Models since her, except maybe Anna Nicole Smith, since she’s dead….but Gigi Hadid and Charlotte Mckinney, maybe, just maybe they’ll be the next Charlize Theron too…#dreams.

Posted in:Charlize Theron|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Alexis Ren for David Bellemere of the DAy

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Alexis Ren is some annoying “romance” themed instagram model who did the majority of her self promotion targeting women in her half naked instagram / youtube / tumblr basically doing softcore porn with her boyfriend…a boyfriend we can all assume she would cheat on once that meal ticket was exhausted and she needed to move laterally to new opportunity…which include this shoot for David Bellemere, who was a nude photographer who went to Victoria’s Secret thanks to the internet and I guess this model could be on the same fucking trip, who knows, stranger things have happened to young half naked bitches who get naked…just ask Em Rat Cow and the Hadids…

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Taped Up Tits of the DAy

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Kim Kardashian decided to share some of her “beauty” secrets with you fucking peasants, because everyone is amazed that someone who looks so fucking bulldozed by a fucking freight train of black dudes runny freight train on her, looks so plastic, airbrushed and fabricated bullshit on the red carpet…despite having at least one baby…and as you’d expect it’s not plastic surgery alone that gives her that stepfather inspired TRANNY look, but tape…tape helps her pull everything together…and now you too can be a fucking billion dollar generating ditch pig…hair, make-up, plastic surgery and packing tape…to get that vapid, superficial, vain, narcissist who isn’t even HOT look…

Thanks for helping us out you fucking monster.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Sophia Ahrens Underwear Modeling of the Day

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I don’t know who Sophia Ahrens, I just assumed she was Bella Hadid…

So I turned to her WIKIpedia page….

From her WIKI page:

Ahrens is a half-German, half-English model who was born in Hamburg and grew up mainly in England.[2] She was scouted at the age of 12 by former London-based agency, Union Models (acquired by Wilhelmina Models in January 2015)[3] while Christmas shopping in a London mall

I don’t know about the UK, but approaching or recruiting a 12 year old here in Canada will get you arrested you fucking creeps.

Taking pics of them will get you arrested you fucking creeps. But in FASHION – it’s all good baby…money blinds all creepiness.

Posted in:SFW|Sophia Ahrens

2016

17

Feb

Mylene Klass in a White Bikini of the Day

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I remember the first time I experienced the white bikini in real life. I was at a pool and the girl in the white bikini didn’t realize that her full coinslot pussy was pretty much visible…and she just walked around in what seemed to be covered up…but her pussy was fully fucking visible…and I don’t know about you, but I know that I love seeing girls who would never fuck me pussy….it’s the best kind of pussy since girl who wants to fuck me pussy is just fucking too available…so now whenever I see a whilte bikini…I look at the pussy, even in pics of characters like this Mylene Klass, some millionaire mom oin her 50s from the UK, who is famous for being in a band you’ve never heard of…

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Posted in:Mylene Klass|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Gigi Hadid’s Cat Suit of the Day

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It looks like GIGI showed up to an event in what could be a see through mesh outfit, all fetishy, beachy, High Fashion and when I put my nerd glasses on, I see nipple, or distinct discoloration of nipple, which is enough for some of you to get really excited about, because nipples are exciting, even though you can just google her and see her tits, probably as fake as everything about her, from her family life to her career, but that doesn’t matter because of the nipples and her willingness to say “look at me”…like a spoiled rich kid who likes being the center of attention after her dad pay for everyone to notice her for a few minutes…allowing her to live in delusion that she’s this hot, relevant, awesome and amazing talent, when really she’s just an instagram model, relevant because 15 million people follow her….that’s all it fucking takes…but if she keeps dressing like this…I’m totally fine with her behavior…I just hope I live to witness the collapse…but I’m getting old and unhealthy and this may all end for me – just not soon enough

Naughty outfit for such a wholesome strong moral and valued famewhore bottom feeder. I like her!

Here’s the rich, spoiled brat cunt that the world is buying into….pretending to be a real model…because it doesn’t take much to be a real model…

Here she is for Sports Illustrated Swim – Her Voice is the Fucking Worst, it sounds like she’s got a fucking dude in her throat…she sounds like a big retard which I guess isn’t poltically correct…in this world of no gender or retards….I like when her tits jiggle as she talks about how competitive she is to get the PERFECT shot. LOL. This girl really thinks what she does matters…jokes.

Here are some GIFs…

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Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

17

Feb

LeAnn Rimes and Her Tight Tush Tuesday of the Day

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I didn’t know Tight Tush Tuesday or #TightTushTuesday was a thing…but I did know that LeAnn Rimes was an all around country singing stage parented talent sensation that Christians fucking loved….and then she got married, cheated on her marriage, split up another marriage, and got fake tits….probably did some reality TV, hasn’t released an album in forever and if she did it would still do great because Christians are loyal and forgiving, so they might as well should be terrible people and ask for forgiveness at the end of it all, since Jesus will forgive….

Well now she’s doing Tight Tush Tuesday….

This is on some Tara Reid level of…broken…yet perfect…..so don’t fix it.

Magical

Posted in:Leann Rimes|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Kendall Jenner VS Twinks of the Day

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I don’t get in arguments with people when they say that Kendall Jenner is hot. Sure she looks a bit too much like her dad and has a lot too much of her mom’s ability to be prostituted in any way she needs to be to get what she wants despite being rich as fuck, in efforts to get richer as fuck, because when you’re a vapid cunt, with no soul or substance – money is all that fucking matters, it is what gives you credibility, respect, adorning fans, and thus a following you can convert into more money with ad deals and spokemodeling shit, despite being a virtual no one…because you’re rich and all it takes in America to be someone is to be rich – Just ask Trump (the obnoxious real estate agent, not the politician).

That said, at least she’s no doing gutter fucking booty campaigns like her pig sisters, and she’s actually taken her inherent athleticism and coupled it with her inherent fame whoring and took on high fashion…as a model, despite not being model quality..pretty much shitting on the luxury market with her name and that in and of itself is pretty funny…

But I guess what it comes down to is why not Kendall, sure she looks like an untrained, despite being trained amateur doing her awkward poses she’s been practicing in front of the mirror – since modeling is all she ever wanted to do…and why would she do anymore than that, when the family is such superficial – garbage – business hustling trash…it’s not like some Eastern European pulled out of a dumpster looking for her dinner is any more capable – just hungrier….all it really depends on is who’s out there promoting and selling you and in her case…it’s the whole fucking world…she’s top of the list…and here she is for Calvin Klein taking on some twinks like she was her dad at the gay bathouse…bareback.

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