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2016

08

Jan

Ronda Roussey’s Pussy of the Day

So Sports Illustrated strategically posted a pic of Ronda Roussey’s ass in a body painted bikini, to generate some buzz, intentionally for the Ronda Roussy appearance in the latest issue, in efforts to remind people the magazine still exists, in a world where instagram pics make bikini photoshoots obsolete…

Part of that campaign is tying in TMZ for the exclusive behind the scenes as support to the tease…”OMG IT IS RONDA ROUSSEY, WE COULDN’T TELL BY THE TATTOO”…and one of those body painted pics features manly tits, on a many body, with a but of a manly pussy slip…that people are pretty excited about…because you’re all a bunch of faggots…

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2016

08

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Engaged Ass of the Day

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I like seeing these pictures of Candice Swanepoel making out with her longtime boyfriend…who she is now engaged to, because that’s how models do these things, they get old and pregnant and are still hot, but the mom hot kind, which is really only appealing to 60 year old billionaires, tired of fucking the 20 year old models, because they just aren’t serious enough…

The reason I like seeing these pictures of her kissing up on her longtime boyfriend…is because I know people who have fucked her in the last 10 years of her “dating” him…maybe they were on a break, or maybe he was like “my girlfriend is Candice Swanepoel, I’ll let her fuck anything she wants as long as the money comes in, and if I stick with her, I’ll marry her and we’ll make good looking babies, who cares who she fucks for work, she’s a model and that’s code for hooker anywhere, and no one needs to know, we can pretend it never happened”….it’s usually the story of every wife, you know her husband fucking hookers on business trips…but the opposite, since she’s the one with the job and thus the dick…

I guess what I am saying is all relationships are lie, some of them just have better asses..and make more money than others.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2016

08

Jan

Nina Dobev Bikini Vacation Pics of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is some Canadian and her and her friend are doing some dance/yoga/girl splits like they were a couple of strippers trying to get an extra 20 dollars a song with some gimmick…only on some beach, in some beautiful setting, because she’s on TV and rich and probably got all this for free…

And I guess what matters in all this is how deep her pussy spread is….because the deepness of a pussy spread is all that matters for all girls…

Here’s the video…

A video posted by Morgan Beau (@morganbeau) on Jan 2, 2016 at 5:01pm PST

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2016

08

Jan

Daria Werbowy and Kate Moss for a Daria Werboy Shot Campaign of the Day

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Here are a couple of old timer models, who as their estrogen dries up, are looking more and more like men, which is ok in this feminist world of gender bending, especially when one is a big titty Polish model and I guess now photographer, in some homo erotic selfie shoot for some brand, because anyone can be a photographer these days, and the other is Kate Moss…

Posted in:Daria Werbowy|Kate Moss|SFW

2016

07

Jan

Izabel Goulart in a Bikini of the Day

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Bikini Model, who really only does Victoria’s Secret once a year, I guess she’s made her money, and can live the good life back home in Brazil where she’s probably very famous, allowing her to spend her days working out and producing fitness porn for instagram….Izabel Goulart, is pretty fucking subtle…

I appreciate this behavior….or marketing campaign…it works for me.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2016

07

Jan

Charlotte McKInney Still Has Big Tits of the Day

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The shock of the year is that the low level producers who are re-doing Baywatch, didn’t low level produce the new Baywatch the way I thought they would by casting internet sensation, who has huge tits, Charlotte McKInney…as the Pam Anderson part. I guess she didn’t fuck Leonardo DiCaprio enough…

But the good news is that Charlotte McKInney still has her massive tits, that distract from her boring, rich Florida Trash face….because if breast cancer hit her…it’d all be over for her…so at least she’s got that going for her..IT’S WORKED OUT FOR HER SO FAR..

Here are some of her instagram pics…

Here are her silly clown tits…

TO SEE HER BIG TITS AT SOME RED CARPET SHIT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

07

Jan

The People’s Choice Awards Happened of the Day

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I run I celebrity based website…I mean I don’t consider this a celebrity gossip website, it’s more a me making fun of celebrities, comedic, hate pop culture, too lazy to expose real people, while figuring these idiots lead the trends, which is terrifying, so why not laugh at it…

That said, I should have known the People’s Choice Awards were on, but instead I was told in bar “The People’s Choice Awards are On, my girlfriend, made me watch that shit, I can’t believe that exists.”….and I laughed at the fact that I’ve actually seen the People’s Choice Awards years ago, where they nominated Ashley Tisdale as the hottest girl in Hollywood, because she had the smartest script written to vote for herself on their website, as anyone knows that she of all people is not the hottest anything ever…

Meaning, it’s just a way for kids to interact with idiots they look up to who are terrible people, and I just can’t participate or put myself through that garbage, redundant marketing bullshit…it’s just noise to sell product…

But I can look at the pics….and ignore the pile of contrived bullshit…

Ashley Benson – Less fat that usual….

Debby Ryan looking like Jon Benet Ramsey….

Julianne Hough has probably had Ryan Seacrest eat her ass after doing coke off it…

Kate Hudson – Good Ass..

Lea Michele manly and mourning her ex fiance.

Lucy Hale – who gives a fuck…

Christina Milian fame whoring hard, this bitch will be anywhere…

Natalie Dormer – What the Fuck is that Face….

Sarah Hyland – 12 years old…

Vanessa Hudgens early adopter to nude selfies, so I like her.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE

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2016

07

Jan

Genevieve Morton is Less Fat of the Day

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Genevieve Morton had the sads that she was getting old, and that her run with Sports Illustrated, which was 90 percent of the media she got and what she was known for was coming to an end…..so she started emotionally eating, it was a way to compete and repackage herself as a body positive model, while Kate Upton was pulling it off, it seemed like the natural thing for big tits to do…

Well I saw hope, I saw a delicate flower that just needed watering, so I decided to post really mean fat posts on her, so that when she went to eat that cake or sandwich, she’d think…”the internet makes fun of me”…

This is why bullying works…if the person doesn’t end up killing herself..first..

And in getting healthy, she found love, a boyfriend who she works out with and now looks better than ever…posting topless pics not TOPPLES SPICS on instagram…and it’s safe to say, despite being SOuth African, which is generally the worst kind of entitled…she’s magical…so love her.

Posted in:Genevieve Morton|SFW

2016

07

Jan

Ava Sambora’s Amazing Tween Bikini Body of the Day

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This is what happens when you mix the DNA of a cheesy rocker in one of the world’s best selling band, Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi fame….with some groupie slut who was smart enough to become a model before instagram…who probably worked for very little or free…just to call herself a model..in efforts to fuck all the rockstar cock she could…because it was the 80s and 90s and that’s what these bitches were into..they were the overpaid DJs and vine stars… of their generation….

Well, like all the rich kids and celebrity kids she too wants her own personal brand, celebrity, and instagram following, because it’s so cool to feel wanted and validated by the public when you have everything else you’re bratty rich kid ass wants…even access to jobs…

So she’s posting bikini pics, that’s what they do….tits get hits…especailly when you look 14, despite being 18…

Posted in:Ava Sambora|SFW

2016

07

Jan

Bieber’s Pussy is Getting Aggressive of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin has been fucking Justin Bieber since before she was 18. ‘

I was at her 18th birthday party in some expensive house in LA, as I do, you know me and the Jenners having a pillow fight…ok I wasn’t there…but the party was put on by Bieber in a “I’m not going to jail for fucking this underage bitch, we got away with the scandal, that wouldn’t be a scandal, because she’s rich and her dad famous, despite being a weird Christian, wouldn’t press charges, because hollywood dads are the self involved weirdos who often do drugs with their kids because they are so damaged…

Well, I guess she laid down the law and decided it was time to put the pressure on him so he started posting pics of her to get more followers, and dude listened, because when you’re fucking a bitch amongst a bunch of bitches, you give her what she wants…as she whines for it…to shut her up…even if she’s uneventful, boring, and probably not a girl he still fucks consistently, but who is trying to extort him….and it’s working…because men are weak…

I guess when she’s not extorting Bieber, she’s posting pics of her in a tight black dress.

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

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