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2009

15

Jun

Miley Cyrus Keeping shit Wholesome for the Kids of the Day

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< When I was 15 years old I was hanging with some girl who insisted on jumping into the lake in all her clothes, what she didn't realize is that her light boxer shorts, which were the style at the time, and her white t-shirt would get see through, so the second she crawled out of water, we all saw pussy and some asshole pointed and laughed, making her realize what went down, instead of playing it cool so that we could see shit in various positions, we were 15 and seeing pussy was special, fuck I'm turning 40 and seeing pussy is still special, so pointing and laughing was just fuckin' homo. That said, I'm not sure if this kind of whore behavior is anything new, it's just when the girl in the water showing off her underwear is a teen idol, you know it's going to be something mainstream, so all the little girls are gonna be pulling this shit, so you may want to get your beach towel and start waiting - you sick fuck. Someone needs to come up with a clever name for her like Miley Whoreyus, cuz coming up with those faggot names of celebrity couples, or for celebrities has always been a dream of mine, if only one day one of my catch phrases takes over the world.... I wonder if her vagina is tickling in horniness for the second she can get some time back in the dressing room with homeboy....but not enough for it to be illegal...

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Slut

2009

11

Jun

Jordan and Her Suggestive T-Shirt of the Day

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I guess for Jordan, all her t-shirts are suggestive, you know with trying to fit her stupid fake tits inside of them. That’s the story I heard.

Posted in:Ironic T|Jordan|Slut

2009

01

Jun

Paris Hilton in a White Bathing Suit Promoting Garbage of the Day

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I hate Paris Hilton and I am tired of her fucking lies. She was on The View today talking about how she is doing another season of her new BFF because the last one just wanted fame, you know because she was doing a friend search in the form of a reality show, luring people who want to be on TV. Basically to justify why season two is coming, despite being the same fucking garbage it was the first time around, and I don’t know why people care or why she has a career.

Other highlights of the interview were that she already knows what she is naming her kids, she has never been happier in her life, except for last year when she read the same script about the Good Charlotte dude, she may get married and she’s refined her speaking to not sound like a 15 year old faggot with a dick in his mouth.

The whole thing was offensive, but I guess that’s just what Paris does, and here she is in a bathing suit promoting some hair product bullshit.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Paris Hilton|Slut

2009

13

May

The Slut in Fabulous’ Videoshoot of the Day

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Some rapper named Fabulous had a video shoot and on his video shoot was some hot lookin’ bitch in handcuffs, the way I like my hot lookin’ bitches best, because it means I’ve done my job in fighting the law properly, by citizen arresting them with my cock, a punishment worth that life in prison and one that may be a death sentence, but I don’t know for a fact, cuz I am scared to get tested for AIDS, but sure as hell feel like I have it. Word. (keepin’ it black for the hip hop post, cuz that’s how we do)…

Posted in:Fabulous|Slut|Video

2009

01

May

Grandmother’s Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard of the Day

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It is Friday. I am hungover. I am not in the mood to post. But when videos like this grandmother showing off her milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard, I can’t help but get excited. I’m talking awkward erection in the middel of this McDonalds excited, making the old ladies drinking their discounted coffee’s because they have nother better to do while waiting to die, blush. Enjoy.

Posted in:GILF|Granny|Slut

2009

16

Apr

Murderer Slutting Out and Showing Off that She’s Still Alive of the Day

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These are some pictures of Rebecca Gayheart and her husband on set of his show, Grey’s Anatomy, If you’re wondering what they are doing, they are showing their love. The same love the kid she ran over will never feel, because he’s fucking dead and is missing out on all kinds of things in life beyond just this public display of affection, like graduating school, making something of himself, having a career and kids, all while Rebecca Gayheart blatently advertises that she’s still alive motherfucker and that’s she’s fucking won cuz she didn’t even go to fucking jail for it. Show off.

Posted in:Murderer|Rebecca Gayheart|Slut

2009

10

Apr

Heidi Montag Plays it Up For the Paparazzi of the Day

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This souless cunt was out self-promoting and the paparazzi fed into her shit by taking pictures. She pulled up in a luxury car and danced around lip syncing her bullshit song while Spencer Pratt videotaped it, trying to promote her shit and get some buzz, despite it being kitchen fucking garbage, like her boobjob.

The lies are starting to get to me, I mean all I can think about is hate fucking her until she stops resisting under me. Maybe that sounds violent, but not as violent as how she rapes me everyfucking day with her bullshit.

There’s gotta be a video about this somewhere, google it.

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Shameless|Slut

2009

03

Apr

Paris Hilton Robot Bikini of the Day

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Paris Hilton did a photoshoot where she’s wearing some stupid Lady Gaga glasses, which I guess is representative about how full of shit Paris is provided you didn’t realize that she was full of fucking shit. I am sure when they were in High School together, Paris didn’t even notice the weird, fat, mutant girl in the stupid clothes, I mean, unless it was to laugh at her, but the second she’s fucking popular, this cunt jumps on it and stains in with her dirty sticky fingers, where her gaping soul sucks anything she can monetize or get buzz from in and by gaping soul, I think you know what gaping body part I am actually talkin’ about.

Talking about her STDs or that she’s a slut is a waste of time, we already know that shit, we need to focus that she is single handedly responsible for the fall of a generation of girls, who could have amounted to be the next fucking President, but are instead fucking multiple men and their wallets, lying, doing coke, and pretty much wasting the fuck away and for that, this bitch needs to be shot.

Posted in:Bikini|Paris Hilton|Robot|Slut

2009

01

Apr

Brian Austin Green’s Hot Cunt Holdin Her Shirt Closed of the Day

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Here’s Megan Fox trying to hold her tits in her shirt because she doesn’t want all you perverts who have been waiting to see that shit for the last 2 years she’s been around, to see it and realize that she’s got no nipples, or that one is totally uneven from the other, or that she’s all nipple, or that she is actually a man, or god fuckin’ knows what, but there’s not way there’s nothing seriously wrong with this girl. Everyone balances out, if you’re ugly or fat, you’re usually sweet or funny, and at least one thing on your is attractive, you know like your eyes, or maybe you have a tight pussy or something, but when you’re superficially pretty fuckin’ perfect lookin in clothes, you know that the second the clothes come off, there’s a pussy lip the size of a fuckin grocery bag, before they made you buy reusable bullshit to save the fuckin’ world, and that’s why she’s still with Brian Austin Texas, because motherfucker’s learned to accept the male genitilia in her asshole, or whatever her fuckin’ mutation I know she has is.

Here’s a video of her taking the paparazzi home with her….

Posted in:Brian Austin Green|Hot|Megan Fox|Slut|Tits

2009

01

Apr

Boris Becker’s Big Breasted Skinny Assed Fiance of the Day

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Her name is Sharley Kerssenberg and she’s a “model”. I guess by model they mean ex-stripper with the stupid fucking tits, which is more than I’d expect from a pro tennis player, since you know those white shorts make them look like breasts are the last thing on their mind, you know because they are so distracted thinking about the after game shower with their doubles partner. I used to work at a tennis club and people who play tennis piss me off. They treat the migrant work like shit and they can all go fuck themselves. Including Boris Becker, when he’s not too busy trying to overcompensate with tits to prove he’s not into ass fucking men.

Posted in:Boris Becker|Breasts|Sharlely Kerssenberg|Skinny Ass|Slut