If you’re wondering why Pam Anderson is so good at sewing, it’s from all the practice she’s had mending her torn cunt…you know so her uterus doesn’t fall out…since she’s a dirty fucking slut…true story.
Posted in:Pam Anderson|Sewing|Slut|Tits
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Archive for the Slut Category
2009
30
Mar
Girl Next Door Bridget’s Tits of the Day
I don’t really feel like writing bullshit on bullshit people who use their pussies to get ahead, you know who have no self respect and just see fucking with a really old, powerful man, as the easiest way to make it, which I guess makes sense since he pays well and since they usually don’t have fathers of their own to give them that love and support they need, otherwise they wouldn’t crave the attention they get from their tits, and they wouldn’t let bad men with a list of false promises in their pussies. But I guess that’s what makes the world go ’round. We’re all fucking sleazes, dirty fucking pigs, and the only place you’ll find wholesome is at some Amish community and those bitches aren’t too familiar with modern life, so the second you kidnap them, they get carried the fuck from all the stimulation of society, that they become fucking whores, so accept that fact and never respect pussy because it is EVIL…….
Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|cleavage|Slut|Tits
2009
30
Mar
Jennifer Garner’s Panties of the Day
Jennifer Garner has holes in her underwear, not because she’s poor, but because she’s a fucking slob. Rumor has it that her new baby was trying to bite his way back inside her womb, but I have a lot of trouble believing that, it probably has more to do with Afleck’s irish drinkin’ fists and prison rape fantasies, and really who cares.
Posted in:Jennifer Garner|Panties|Slut
2009
30
Mar
Sara Underwood and Her Bloat at a Party of the Day
Her name is Sara Underwood, she’s some Playboy playmate of the year chick who I’ve never heard of because Playboy isn’t spread eagled enough for me. She was hosting some party in Vegas, and she had her period bloat on. Not that that would stop me, I mean sex on your period is awesome, it’s the only way you can turn your bed into some kind of murder scene lookin’ shit, that won’t get you arressted, I mean unless you use pig’s blood or something, but it doesn’t really have the same effect.
Posted in:Bloated|Playboy|Sara Underwood|Slut
2009
20
Mar
Lindsay Lohan Looks Sober of the Day
Here is Lindsay Lohan leaving a club, she’s gotta be sober, I mean otherwise she wouldn’t look like she was taking a nap, you know cuz when I get wasted, I always look alert and ready to drive the fuckin’ schoolbus. I quit doing the Lohan Death Watch, but I figure I might as well do the Lohan is Sleepy watch because it’s Friday and I need to got Britney Spears hunting.
Here’s the video….
Posted in:Addict|Lindsay Lohan|Slut|Sober
2009
19
Mar
Miley Cyrus’ Taking a Shit Face of the Day
I am bored of the site right now, but figured I’d post these pictures of Miley in shit taking stance because they were uploaded and she reminds me of every young girl in my neighborhood who I follow home at night, not because I want to do anything menacing to them, but because I like to make sure they get home safe and aren’t doing anything to compromise their vaginas I plan on exploring when they turn 18 (….right….)….
Not that Miley would be the kind of girl I’d ever follow home, I’m just hoping she goes away, and maybe you won’t want to fuck her slutty ass anymore (promise ring makes the vagina off limits), if you are like most guys and get repulsed to the thought of a girl taking a shit. I’m talking to you exec at Disney who made her career.
Here’s the video…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Rebel|Slut|Tits
2009
02
Mar
Ashlee Simpson Getting Taken From Behind of the Day
Remember when Ashlee Simpson was hot? Or right..She was never hot. Here she is showing off the only position she actually knows and that’s being taken from behind. I have a feeling it’s got a lot to do with her having a broken down face, but probably has something to do with her husband’s emo bisexuality and love for all things that aren’t a vagina. I hear she got pregnant because she cum-farted in her skull and cross bone underwear and some of the shrapnel sneaked into her cunt and clawed onto the walls of her uterus like Pete Wentz’s music clawed onto pop culture and never went the fuck away.
Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Slut
2009
27
Feb
Megan Fox is a Slut of the Day
I am really not into Megan Fox, which may sound insane to the world of people who sit at home fantasizing over her useless, tacky (see her arm tattoo), glorified stripper, bullshit. I know the people who made her think she is better than she is, are very passionate about how she is the fucking hottest. I know that their constant sucking her dick about how hot she is, has given her a fucking ego and that part of her thinks she’s the hottest girl in hollywood but she obviously doesn’t have any real confidence in herself, because otherwise she would have never been engaged to an original 90210 cast member. But they’re broken up now, so I’ll give her credit where credit is due, and these pictures of her are pretty good, but then again I just woke up, so I may be blinded by her cleavage.
2009
20
Feb
Some Shauna Sand Slut Pictures of the Day
Here is den mother Shauna Sand, the leader of the ex-strippers who do nothing but some how live a more glamourous life than any of us. You’ve got to give her some credit though, she’s never denounced her past or who she was, she’s never switched up her style and gone conservative, or bought clothes that actually cost money, she’s unaffected by her fame and success or maybe delusional about it being sexier than someone who doesn’t look like a fucking monster. A monster we’d probably all buy lap dances from if she was the featured guest performer at our local strip club, one some of you would ask to have your picture taken with. So these pics are for you.
Posted in:Shauna Sand|Slut
2009
18
Feb
Jordan and her Tits Go Shopping with Their Fly Down of the Day
I am guessing that Jordan is shooting a reality show in LA and that’s really fucking life changing and inspiring.
It makes me really want to tap into my brain and find something that relates to girls I know with big fake tits who made it, not that there have ever been any, that shit’s just a myth, because the second a girl gets the shit, they get stupid. They expect their stripping wages to go up and for porn producers or Hollywood to come knocking at their door to sweep them away, because they think that all their problems will be solved with their 5000 dollar purchase, and hey why not, it worked for Pam Anderson, Jordan and 95% of pornstars, what they don’t realize is that they still have busted faces and they are still fucking idiots, and their eagerness to flash their tits at anyone willing to look, just makes them trust every sick fuck with fake business cards and a button-down shirt, leaving them raped and killed in a warehouse. Unfortunately, Jordan didn’t have the same fate and here are a bunch of pics of her.
Jordan Doesn’t Look Like Jordan Anymore….But She Does Wear See Through Shirts….
Bonus – Jordan and Her Hair Curlers For Those of you with a 1955 Beauty School Fetish
Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|See Through|Slut