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2007

21

May

I am – DJ AM is Gayer than Bicycle Shorts of the Day

I emailed DJ AM a while ago because I heard he was playing in Montreal. He never emailed me back. I asked him for guestlist because I figured we were friends, you know with me always speaking so highly of him and shit, but I was wrong. The motherfucker never emailed me back, he never put me on the list and I was forced to go through one of my stepdaughter’s friends to get in because DJ AM is a fucking cocksucker.

I got to the event and it was filled with so many fucking chachi pieces of shit. I felt like it was a Diesel Jeans sample sale and every Italian and his cousin came out to get a deal. AM came in with 4 bodyguards because he feels like he is more important than he really is and this is a video of him and one of his boyfriends trying to fix his DJ set up. I knew when I saw them that their relationship consisted of more than just fixing DJ equipment but this was as close as I got to the asshole giving the dude with the flashlight a rim job…

I left after 10 minutes because there is only so much overpaid Bar Mitvah DJing that I can handle and I heard dude made 6,000 dollars to play for all these fucking losers, and that probably means that this fucker is overpaid and that even though this video won’t make me 6,000 dollars, at least I go to bed knowing that I didn’t get to the top by sticking my lame penis up in Nicole Richie’s 90 pound cooch, not that I wouldn’t, but I just didn’t.

I may be drunk and this may be a drunk edit, but I think if you focus on the video, you can tell that DJ AM is a popstar that is Gayer than Bicycle shorts. The way this cocksucker handles his vinyl will make any queer dream of him diddling their anus….That means you….Homo… Cuddles…

PS – DJ AM, Next Time You Should Put Me On the Guestlist. Asshole.

2007

17

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am result 99 in Google for the search term “black girl” shitting, I don’t think that means I’ve made it but it’s still a fucking accomplishment. I am also result number 19 for girlfriend fucking the dog and even though I wonder what kind of sick fuck looks up that kind of shit, I’m glad to know they ended up here.

I am listening to LCD Soundsystems new album. I got the record label to send it into me because my youngest stepdaughter is a hipster in training and went to the show last week and had a good time. In trying to keep my non-existant hipster readers happy, here’s their video called North American Scum

You can check their website here and their myspace here .

Now you can click on the rest of my links because that’s what I do them for…

Dita Von Tease Flashes her Cunt
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Worlds Fattest Man is over 1000 Pounds
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Daring Bikini Party Because These Girls are Prety Much Naked…Video
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Pictures From the Maxim Hot 100 Party Featuring All Kinds of Famous Sluts
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Calum Best is Bored with Lohan
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Megan Fox is Pretty Fucking Hot
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Jodi Marsh for her New Show in Video
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Sarah Shahi Talks About Her Sex Scene With Tony Soprano and Looks Like a Girl I’d Like To Watch Having Sex
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Some Crazy Bitch Doesn’t Handle Getting Arrested Very Well
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Backstage with Lingerie Models Videos
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Heidi Klum Topless for Jordache
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Here’s the Winner of America’s Next Top Model Jaslene Gonzalez Lookin’ Fucking Disgusting
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One Piece bathing Suit Wrestle
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Some Total Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Named Beth Ditto is Doing Vogue and Looks Fucking Good Sweetheart in these Pics
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Iranian Man Whipped Brutally for Drinking 2 Beers
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Rebecca Romijn Looking Hot in a La Perla Ad
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Paris Hiding from the Paparazzi
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Drug Dealer to the Stars Tells All…
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Kellis Panty Upskirt
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Simpson’s Chest Competition
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Some Dude Let’s People Slap Him Cuz He Thinks It’s Funny
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Kid Finds an Amazing Way to Not Get Busted By His Parents. It is Funny.
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Panty Stain Licker Video – Gross
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lesbians in the Sky
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Kylie is a Slut Video
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Some Not So Hot Chick Fight
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Wooden Sex Toy For Your As Homo
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Jerry Seinfeld Promoting His New Movie in a Pretty Humiliating Way
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Jessica Alba in her Underwear for Some Movie Called Good Luck Chuck
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Some Chick Named Jackie Guerrido’s Big Old Tits
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Girl’s Skirt Gets Ripped Off
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Webcam at It’s Finest!
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Sexy Hellicopter Video for You
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Monkey and Dog Vs Kids in this Japanese Game Show
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Some Dude’s Girl in her Underwear
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Britney’s Rehab Boyfriend Goes back to Rehab
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Tara Reid Showing Off Her Back and Not Her Vagina
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Topless Fake Tit Wrestling
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Lohan at the Maxim 100 Party
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Drunk Teens in the Shower, I May Have Linked it Before – But I will Do It Again
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Skirting Video
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Throwback Mak Fox Does Lil Markie for Jesus
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10 Ways to Piss off Your Woman
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Caitlyn Vs Liz Bikini Brawl
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Lohan For Radar Magazine with Video
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Demi Moore is Busting Ashton Kutcher’s Balls
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NYC Sex Party Video
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I’ve Linked This Chick’s Shitty Videos Of Her Bad Songs and Attempt at Being Hot So Many Times Already, I figured I had No Choice But to Give you this One…There’s More Panty in it than Usual
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50 Cent on Oprah and Imus
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The Perfect Ass Video
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Amy WInehouse To Marry Her Pete Doherty Impersonator of a Boyfriend
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Use this Spray To Get Laid
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2007

16

May

I am – Serena Williams Lookin’ Like Jessica Biel of the Day

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Here’s a picture of Serena Williams lookin’ a lot like Jessica Biel, only this bitch isn’t out fucking popstars, she’s hitting tennis balls harder than I hit my wife. I don’t actually hit my wife, I just figured that a hitting the bong reference would have sucked harder than my dick doesn’t get. You see, I hate weed jokes. I think people who talk about smoking weed are a waste of fucking space. They are the burlap wearing hippie fucks you see riding bikes and playing hackie sack. I don’t give a fuck if a motherfucker burns all fucking day, I just don’t want to fucking hear about it. So yeah, I am a little tightly wound about those kinds of references, but not as tightly wound as the tape that Serena Williams is using to strap her cock down so that it doesn’t show in her cute little tennis skirt…

2007

16

May

I am – Serena Williams Lookin' Like Jessica Biel of the Day

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Here’s a picture of Serena Williams lookin’ a lot like Jessica Biel, only this bitch isn’t out fucking popstars, she’s hitting tennis balls harder than I hit my wife. I don’t actually hit my wife, I just figured that a hitting the bong reference would have sucked harder than my dick doesn’t get. You see, I hate weed jokes. I think people who talk about smoking weed are a waste of fucking space. They are the burlap wearing hippie fucks you see riding bikes and playing hackie sack. I don’t give a fuck if a motherfucker burns all fucking day, I just don’t want to fucking hear about it. So yeah, I am a little tightly wound about those kinds of references, but not as tightly wound as the tape that Serena Williams is using to strap her cock down so that it doesn’t show in her cute little tennis skirt…

2007

13

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am pretty late on these steplinks because my computer stopped working. It happens, especially when you found your computer in the garbage one day while walkin to the park to get drunk after a group of dudes dressed in suits stole your fucking computer when you were at a Starbucks trying to talk to some dude about helping you take your site to the next level because you weren’t making enough money to pay for the server but he had some kind of interest in helping you and you trusted him because not being able to pay for the server fucking sucks.

Either way, it’s mother’s day and if you don’t have a mother, spend it with your wife and if you don’t have a wife, spend it with your girlfriend and if you don’t have a girlfriend, spend it with that hot girl that just moved here for school and has no friend making her willing to spend time with you….

I have been running around all day trying to get shit together for my stepdaughters to make their mom dinner, but they never showed up, my plan failed, proving that being a nice guy doesn’t pay, it just prevents you from getting your stepLINKS up sooner…or something.

Click these links homeboy.

Some Insane Street Mob Turns into a Brawl Video
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Pussycat Doll in a Bikini with The Guy She’s Fucking With Her Dick
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Pussycat Doll Doing Yoga on the Beach – All Kinds of Poses Too Bad She’s Got a Dick
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Geri Halliwell Panty Upskirt
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Some Pornstar from the Legendary 70’s Porn Taboo is Interviewed
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Some Laguna Beach on the Beach in a Bikini Top Action…
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Carmen Electra in FHM
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Some Sammy Winward Bikini Pictures.
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Drew Barrymore Looks Like a See-Through While Partying in Vegas
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Some Britney Spears Nipple VIdeo
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Jenna Jameson Posing Pictures
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Named Crystal Klein in a Leather Mini Skirt
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Some Fetish Fashion How From a Year Ago Cuz You’re Gay
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A Whole Lotta Ass
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Some VBS Video on Muslim Dudes Fucking Donkey’s Cuz the Muslim Girls Don’t Put Out…
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The Game Gets Arrested
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Leticia Cline is a Ducati Girl Posing in her Bikini
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Girls Next Door Pillow Fight
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Hot Teen Pajama Party
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Paris Hilton’s Cry For Attention With a Sympathy Poster for her Dad who is in Hospital
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Latina Ass Video
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Some Idiot Lets His Friends Shoot his Glasses Off With a Pellet Gun Because He’s Fucking Retarded and Doesn’t Realize that Losing an Eye is Not Worth a Shitty Video That Sites Like Mine Link To…
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The Accidental Pornographer
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Photobucket Chick Naked
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Iraqi Hero Tasered By Vegas Police
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One Punch Knockout in some Stupid FIght
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Nude Asian Classical Music
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Jessica Alba Photoshoot on the Beach
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Gisele Bundchen Photoshoot Video
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Gisele Bundchen Candids
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Some Cop Thinks He’s Overdosing on Marijuana and Calls 911
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Some Hot Bikini Fashion Video That’s Not Really That Hot But I am Posting it Anyway
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Lohan Does Martha Stewart
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Celebrities Giving the Middle FInger
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Candy Spelling’s Letter to Paris Hilton
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Update on Akon’s Dry Fucking a Minor Video
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Taylor Twins Showing to Fill Your Twin Fantasies
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Anal Sex Leaves Shit on some Pornstar’s Dick – NSFW
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More Pictures of the Naked Mexicans
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A whole lot of slutty dolls at the dollar store
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Last Night’s Party Goes to a Very Naked Event that I wasn’t Invited To…
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Urinals with a View
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Star Jones Dressed Insane
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Some Stupid Masturbation Intervention Clip
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Some Vintage Erotica
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The White Stripes Tour Dates
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American Apparel Goes Orthodox
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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It’s Mother’s Day – This WIll Help You Make a Lucky Girl a Mother to Your Babies…
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2007

10

May

I am – Fran Drescher Bikini Pics of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Fran Drescher in a bikini. I know that you used to get off to her laugh, imagining it was the sound she made while cumming back when she was on the nanny and had a way tighter body than she does now, but it was 10 fucking years ago and it’s time for you to accept the fact that people get older and fatter but their laugh stays the fucking same, or at least i assume it does.

I am one of those guys that drops washed up crushes like last week’s kitchen garbage, usually when last week’s kitchen garbage is more attractive than my crush has become. I am also convinced that last week’s kitchen garbage smells better than this old slag does, but I will never know because Fran Drescher was never a celebrity I wanted to stalk, sleep with or jerk off to.

I did once know a guy that used to think this bitch was hot as fuck and only hire hookers who looked like her. Dude used to always sleep with hookers, but was emotional and would fall in love with them. For months at a time he’d commit to only one girl and only get with her like hey were fucking married, he’d get so fucking attached to them, that they’d usually have to get a restraining order on him when he would get violent with them for “cheating” on him with other Johns. That’s go nothing to do with these pics, but he did think Fran Drescher was hot and so do you, so maybe you are him. Hi.

Point of this post is that bikini or not, she’s got a huge dumpy ass that no matter how old you are you could at least try to eliptocycle off before dressing like this, it’s embarrassing for all of us involved. I got no issue with fat chicks, just when they dress in things I usually like lookin’ at, polluting my brain and ruining all the fun for the next few times I see a black bikini on anyone. When they only sell your bikini size at the big and tall store, it means you’re too big and tall to be sporting one. Real bikinis don’t come in this size. That’s the story I heard….But other than the mental scarring and the annoying laugh, I am sure she’s lovely….Cuddles.

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2007

10

May

I am – Amanda Harrington Bikini Pics of the Day

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I don’t know who Amanda Harrington is, but her pictures from today are hitting the internet faster than herpes are spreading in hollywood. So I am sure you’ll figure out who she is soon enough. She has fake tits a decent body, so if you’re into chicks in bikinis this one’s for you. I guess not knowing who she is won’t change anything, since everytime you’ve ever seen a girl in a bikini in person, you never got to know her name, since you are pretty shitty at talking to chicks, but that didn’t stop you from jerking off to them

Speaking of jerking off, a reader sent in this email:

Since I’m at home a lot working from my home office I tend to search the web for porn. I guess you are all assuming I’m a male, but in fact I have a pretty vagina. I’ve been on a mad hunt for internal cum shot porn, however those are few and far between. I wanted to propose the idea to my boyfriend about making some videos, because I like it so much. Do people like this kind of pom, or am I some kind of freak that just subconciously wants to get knocked up? Could you do a poll with your readers to see how many of you out there like this kind of thing?

I so desperately want to see more cum in her ass action.

Thanks

I guess it’s my duty to put this shit out there, so if one of you 4 people who comments have anything to say about this…Go for it now. Cuddles.

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2007

10

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Vote For Me….

Some of you know that I am in Montreal and I get no respect here either. There is a local paper called the Mirror and they do a Best of Montreal Poll. They have a category for best local blog and I feel like I should win it. To be counted you need to fill out 25 questions and since you don’t live here, that may be a pain in the ass, so I decided to tell you what to fill out. Do it if you can. I figure all votes will help and since you have nothing better to do with your time, this can fill it for 5 minutes. I make your life have meaning – Admit it…

Cast your vote for the 18th Annual Best of Montreal.

Rules:

One entry per reader. You must fill out at least 25 categories for your entry to count and to be eligible for prizes. Suspicious entries will be eliminated.

Questions marked with a * are required fields

Do not press Return or Enter until you have completed the form. Use the tab key or mouse to go to the next question.

Deadline for entries is May 11-07, midnight.

Results will appear in the May 31 issue of the Mirror.

Follow This Link

and Write Your Name, Phone Number and Email, Then Write This:

Whatâ€™s the best new thing in Montreal in the last five years?

DrunkenStepfather.com

Montrealer closest to sainthood

Jesus Martinez

Montrealer closest to hell

Jesus Martinez

Most desirable man

Jesus Martinez

Most desirable woman

Lara Roxx

Best Dressed Montrealer

Gold Pants Girl from the Girls Stealing a Bike Video

Tackiest personality

Jesus Martinez

Best Montreal weirdo

Jesus Martinez

Best neighbourhood

East End

Best minority

Brown People

Best place to spot celebrities

DrunkenStepfather.com or Time Supper Club Parking Lot, See I am – Christina Aguilera’s Tour Bus Video

Best place to have public sex

Anywhere, As Long As I Am Watching

Best Watering Hole

Any Park Bench with a 40.

Best pickup spot

The Corner of Ste Catherine and St Laurent

Best afterhours

Le Chablis Motel, They Rent By The Hour….

Best strip club

Beaudette, It’s Full Service from Hot Chicks Who Suck Dick….

Sexiest French pickup line

Mange ma plotte….

Best drug

Meth

Best busker

Homeless Man Dance

Best local actor

The Retard in that Boxing Movie that was Nominated for an Academy Award….

Best local actress

Elisha Cuthbert

Best local filmmaker

stepTV

Best art exhibit

Daniel Johnston Cuz Crazy People are Awesome….

Best author

Jesus Martinez

Best magazine/zine

DrunkenStepfather.com

Best Blog

DrunkenStepfather.com

Best rep/art house cinema

The Dollar Cinema

Best Mexican

Jesus Martinez

Best fishmonger

Jesus Martinez

Follow This Link And Make a Differnce. Your Voice Matters…

Now here are my links

Amy Winehouse Meth Teeth
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Heidi Montag Making Out With Some Dude at an ATM Machine. Whore.
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Really Big Tits on the Beach
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Paris Hilton Caught Driving and Crying
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Carmen Electra Will Teach You How To Be Sexy
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Christina Aguilera From When She Was Dirty…The Way I Like Her….
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Conan Can’t Keep His Eyes off Heidi Klum’s Tits
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Porn Star Randy West Interview
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Gretchen Calson’s Downblouse on Fox News Video
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Gia Allemand Maxim Spread
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Gia Allemand Video Shoot Part 1
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Gia Allemand Video Shoot Part 2
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Uncensored Clip From “Shut Up and Model”
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Some Busty Teen Doing Cartwheels With Her Big Tits
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Some Chick Dancing and Shaking Her Ass On Cam for you
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Joss Stone and Common New Video
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This Porn Company is Donating $1 of Every Sale to Don Imus’ Retirement Fund
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Lookin’ Good Hairy Assed Sweetheart
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Some Throwback Catherine Bell Bikini Pics
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Hot Car Wash Video
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Trashy Chick Fight
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Beckham Banging The Way He Likes It
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Posh Spice’s Car Broke Down
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Liz Hurley Topless on a Yacht
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Sanjaya’s Mom Busted with a Bong
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Kim Kardashian Without Make Up
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Cameron Diaz’s Hot Legs
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Sam Cooke in NUTS Magazine
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Pornstar Taylor Rain Smoking and Drinking When She Was 5
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Some Hollywood Plastic Surgery Shockers…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Rickey Lake Lost 125 Pounds and Poses in a Bathing Suit For You To Tell her She’s Still Fat
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Some Chick Getting a Bikini Wax Video
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Vending Machine Kick
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Crazy Guy At The College Frat Party Who Has Never Got Laid in FleshFlicks – Gang Bang Etiquette Video – NSFW
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Drunk Hasselhoff the Muppet Remix
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Remember the Topless DJ
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Kelly Clarkson Performing Fat on Live With Regis and Kelly Video
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Lohan With a A Self Help Book
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Amazing Wedgie Video
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Eva Horvath in a Tiny Bikini
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Lucy Pinder Covers Up in NUTS MAGAZINE…But is still Hot Enough to Look At…
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Rihanna Looks Like an Alien
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Hayden Panettiere and Her Friend Rumer Willis Hangin Out
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Bra Wars in Zoo Magazine
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Someone’s Sister is a Total Slut on Camera for You…
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Photobucket Tits
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Turns Hot or Hot Chick Turns – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Shilpa Shetty Hot London Premiere Pictures
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Some Face Catching Video I Don’t Get It
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Who Was in Penthouse Posing
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2007

09

May

I am – Kate Moss in a See-Through Dress of the Day

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I love Kate Moss and I love the fact that she is wearing a dress that is so See-Through that it’s like she isn’t even wearing a dress at all….it kinda fuels my dreams that all girls would walk around in their panties with no tops on, everyday of the week, because it would make grocery shopping a hell of a lot more interesting, not that I grocery shop, I am more into the whole Kraft Dinner, Ramen Noodle diet that I buy at the local convenience store, but even that would be a lot more interesting if the girls outside were naked. I realize that the fat chicks who don’t realize that they are fat, you know, the ones you see on the street in spandex would be the first to adopt this trend, but even that’s ok, any nudity is good nudity where I am from, even when it’s so fucking bad you question your sexuality. I guess that’s where I’ll end this post, because living a life of not doing much leaves little room to dig into my brain looking for stories I don’t remember because nothing I saw today really sparked any memories…

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2007

09

May

I am – Britney Spears in Her Bra After a Show in Vegas of the Day

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I know these hit the internet the last couple of days and I guess that’s not going to stop me from posting them, because I generally don’t have any issues with being late on stuff, except for maybe my period, because I’d hate to get another abortion. I am not really a girl, but wouldn’t it be funny if I was and this whole time I was fooling you. I wish I was that genius, but I am not…

What I am though, is impressed that Britney could figure out how to write her name on her skirt, it’s like that movie Girl Interrupted where the bitch was all crazy for chicken. I don’t really remember it, but compulsively writing your name and then the word evil is some next level school-shooter shit and watching crazy people in action is always a good fucking time, especially when they are in their bra, broad shoulders and all.

The last time I saw a crazy broad shouldered person who thought they were the devil was this dude I knew from high school who turned tranny on us. One day he was Frank, then next day we had to call the mother fucker Princess. Dude took too much acid and instead of just sleeping it off, or jumping in front of a train or some shit, it tapped into some fucking weird part of his brain that made him think he was fucking royalty. Everytime dude got drunk from that point on, he’d rip off his shirt and try to get us to grab his bra covered chest. The only real issue about the whole thing is that he was a lazy tranny who didn’t take hormone replacement therapy and his whole hairy man chest would be exposed. He didn’t like taking no for an answer and when he got mad, he’d be pretty fucking destructive, so we all had to grab the motherfucker’s chest and tell him that we loved his tits for damage control. I wonder where Frank is now….

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