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2007

14

Jun

I am – Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I don’t have cable so I don’t know if the MTV show this slag Heidi Montag is on has hit yet, but I heard somewhere that it’s going to include a whole lot of bikini scenes and pool parties. I figure that this Montag slut got herself a set of fake tits in preparation for a big summer of shitty TV that will include her in her bikini often and that MTV paid for the tits to bring in ratings. I don’t really have anything wrong with that, I am all for bonuses on the job, especially when they openly advertise to the 15 year old girls everywhere that boys only like big tits, giving them complexes about their small underdeveloped tits, leading to a lot of sex with their first boyfriend with their shit on until they save enough money for their paper route to buy themselves a new set of tits.

I hate implants. I hate the way they feel because it reminds me of sucking on a basketball but more importantly I hate what they do to girls. It takes them from being shy about their shit to using their tits as a fucking party favor. They start wearing low cut shirts, they start pulling their tits out everywhere, they start taking as much cock as they can find because all of a sudden dudes are paying attention to them. What they don’t realize, is that dudes would be paying attention to them just as much if they were pulling their smaller real tits out prior to this new found confidence. I guess this all sounds pretty homo of me, you’d think I’d be the guy in the party screamin for tits to be exposed, and I am, but there’s a real sense of accomplishment when the girl who pulls her tits out is a little shy and modest about her gear rather than a piece of trash whore letting the world know she saved up $6000. I don’t know where I am going with this, but if anyone out there is a girl with smaller tits, remember I love you and that getting these fucking mods done to your body like you were on Pimp My Ride, will only make you a piece of trash in my eyes. The kind of girl I’d convince to let me piss in her mouth and not the kind of girl I’d actually want to spend the afternoon watching sun tan in the park….

All I’ve got to say about this Heidi Montag Character is that at least her fake tits distract me from her busted up old pick-up truck of a face and that’s probably what this insecure bitch who thinks she better looking and more important than she actually was going for…the pictures are posed and probably to promote the stupid show. I guess her tits were a good investment for MTV…

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2007

14

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I heard a story of a gay landlord who takes in helpless crackhead men and turns them into his sex projects by offering them a warm bed for a small price. I thought it was a good strategy for some of you to find love only this story ended with the crackhead and the landlord having a falling out and the crackhead going to the police to report that the landlord had raped it and after spending a night in jail the crackhead send 5 other crackheads to the landlord’s house to beat him down. I guess the point of the story is to not be gay.

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Heroin Reader Tells Us About His First Blowjob
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Heroin Reader Gives Us His “Where Are They Now Update
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If I knew How To Convert To mp3, This Feature Would Work Out Better For Me

Either way, lots of links for you to click, because I have no social life, so do it. You know this is the best linkdump on the internet…

Alternate Ending of the Sopranos that You’ll Like
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Vera Jordanova From Hostel 2 Posing For FHM Hot
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Meg Ryan in a Bikini with Her 2 Purchased Kids
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The Britney Spears Upskirt I Ignored Because I’ve Already Seen Her Box and That Means She’s Dead to me
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Some Lucy Pinder Lookin’ Hot in some Air Force Outfit for Our Troops in Iraq
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Pregnant and Naked Jordan/Katie Price for You to Get Off To Mr Ready To Drop Fetish Motherfucker
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Some Obscure “Celebrity” Named Davorka Tovilo Serious See Through
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Stephanie Seymore is 38 and FUCKING Hot….and Naked
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Some Chick Named KT Tunstall Singing Some Song – Don’t Ask me Why I posted this…
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Americans are Stupid Video from Australia
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Cunt Sarah Silverman Trying to Be Funny for Vice
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Akon’s New Song With Some Obnoxious “Exclusive Voice Over”
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Does Anyone Know What This Video is About?
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Naked Ping Pong Video
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Some Slut Named Brooke Adams is Lookin’ Pretty Hot in a Bikini
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Tony’s is Funnier than Me and Gets Old Ladies to Make Out
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Some Creepy Lohan Family Movies Video
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Britney Spears Wears Short Shorts
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This Teacher is Amazing
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Check Out This Crazy Feminist Named Vagina Lady
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Kite Surfing Goes Wrong
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Psycho Chick Going Off On Security at the Baseball Game
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Hot Girls Playing Around on Webcam
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Some Chick Named Aida Yespica Does a Topless Performance. I Don’t Know Who She Is…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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One of my readers wrote a book about getting raped by his stepmother…Buy it if you know how to read
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This is what I call College Beer Tits
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Anotonio Banderas Rides Timberlake Cuz They Are Gay
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Eminem is Going to Reveal Details of Fucking Mariah Carey on his Next Album. I bet it comes out that she has a Dick
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Big Assed Sex Tape Armenian Accessory to Criminals Kim Kardashian is the Next Pussy Cat Doll
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Matthew McConaughey Asked Girls to Take Off their Tops and Do Girl-on-Girl Action for his New Movie
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Katherine Heigl Has Awesome Tits, This is Her Story
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Kelly Clarkson is a Lesbian
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Lohan Plans Revenge Against Her Old Body Guard
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Megan Fox Has Her Boyfriends Name Tattooed Next To Her Box
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Katie Holmes Pretending to Be Posh Spice
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Some Girl Masturbating with a Cell Phone
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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This May Not Be a Miracle Cure To Your Disease that Turns Girls Off, But You Can Always Try, Because Fucking is Fucking Great and Even You Should Experience It
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Rumor has it that you can Find Bitches to Fuck in Your Hometown.
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2007

13

Jun

I am – Daydreamin’ of a Guy and His Cardboard Sign of the Day

I realized that I can’t really keep up with all the other celebrity sites. I’ve been in the game longer but haven’t been able to break through because there are losers out there who are faster and better at this shit than me. I remember when I was the only site that I knew of exploiting the Phun.org celebrity forum for nip slips and bikini pics and shit, and now every motherfucker and his retarded sister is doing it faster than me. I guess this site is destined for failure but I can’t seem to give this bitch up. I am not really complaining, I am just saying….whenever I get like this I just slip into a daydream about some jackass trying to promote his garage sale on the corner of a busy intersection with a cardboard sign on his head, because the fact that he has no shame is inspiring to me….

Posted in:stepDAYDREAM|stepDAYDREAM|stepTV|Unsorted

2007

13

Jun

I am – Daydreamin' of a Guy and His Cardboard Sign of the Day

I realized that I can’t really keep up with all the other celebrity sites. I’ve been in the game longer but haven’t been able to break through because there are losers out there who are faster and better at this shit than me. I remember when I was the only site that I knew of exploiting the Phun.org celebrity forum for nip slips and bikini pics and shit, and now every motherfucker and his retarded sister is doing it faster than me. I guess this site is destined for failure but I can’t seem to give this bitch up. I am not really complaining, I am just saying….whenever I get like this I just slip into a daydream about some jackass trying to promote his garage sale on the corner of a busy intersection with a cardboard sign on his head, because the fact that he has no shame is inspiring to me….

Posted in:stepDAYDREAM|stepDAYDREAM|stepTV|Unsorted

2007

13

Jun

I am – Maria Sharapova Practising her Tennis of the Day

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I figure since you’re a bunch of lazy perverts, you’ll appreciate watching or looking at pictures of one of the hottest bitches in tennis training. You can look at her struggling with her ball, bending over, stretching and making forced faces that are similar to the faces she’d make banging you and pretend that she is banging you, because you are creepy….

I decided that I should become a stand up comedian because it’s a life that is designed for fat losers with nothing much to say but nonsense they come up with while sitting at home getting drunk alone in efforts to forget how much their lives suck.

The reason they think they have it in them to be stand up comedians is because their better looking friends always tell them that they are funny because there’s really not much else going for them and when trying to prevent your fat loser friend from killing themselves, you go for whatever it is you can to make them feel better about themselves.

The only real reason why their funny is because they are overcompensating for their inability to look good enough to fuck and some asshole told them that humor is the fastest way into a girls pants while forgetting to tell them that that only applies after all the good looking and successful guys are unavailable.

So stand up comedy is this who fucking pool of assholes who have this delusional idea of having what it takes.

Since I figure I fit the part, here are some jokes I wrote in efforts to live the fucking loser dream:

Maybe fag’s are into to you because you are an asshole

That’s pretty much all I’ve got….

Posted in:Ass|Athlete|Jock|Maria Sharapova|Tennis|Uncategorized|Unsorted|Working Out

2007

13

Jun

I am – Petra Nemcova Topless Body Painted of the Day

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Here are some Petra Nemcova topless on the runway body painted pictures.

If I was an art student in college this would be my career goal. When all the pansy artist hippie motherfuckers with their potluck dinners, ratty thrift store clothes and bohemian trying hard to live the artist way cocksuckers would try to get all introspective and analytical on my airbrushed canvases of flames, a bikini, a t-shirt and every other thing I’ve seen airbrushed on a bitch, I’d just look at them, smile and say “art fag, i am going to be a body painter while your living in an artist loft smoking opium your rich art school friend bought with their daddy’s credit card, I’m going to be turning pussies into a pair of fucking boy shorts”….knowing that when that loser has dreams of being the next Picasso, I’ll have the best excuse to stare a hot chick’s naked without looking creepy. Fuck romantic idealistic bullshit when you’ve got smut that you can pretend isn’t smut by claiming it’s art…..

I don’t really know where I am going with this, but becoming an air brush body painter is a weird fucking life goal but I am glad someone’s doing it, because it motivates chicks to get naked and anything that motivates chicks to get naked motivates me to look at them get naked and remember – there’s nothing wrong with wearing pants that look like white trash beer drinking RV Camping beach towels.

Posted in:Body Painting|Petra Nemcova|Runway|Tits|Topless|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

13

Jun

I am – Anna Kournikova Bikini Top Pictures of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Anna Kournikova in a bikini top and little shorts for you to look at while you sit at your computer thinking about how much you’d rather be at the beach looking a girls tanning but are too scared to leave your house….I guess you could also dream about how you always wanted to be Enrique because of his angelic voice and ability to be gayer that fucking bicycle shorts while still leading the public to believe he is slamming this Russian slag. I can only assume that any real man would never let the world know he sings the way Enrique sings for fear of being called a fag, I can also only assume that this motherfucker only sells records to the middle aged women and gay men because middle aged women like gay men and gay men like gay men. I can also assume that being born and named Enrique kinda type casts you as the cabana boy who is light on his feet and doesn’t really like wearing much more than spandex euro trash booty shorts speedos for everyone to see your package.

That doesn’t change the fact that everyone has had a thing for this Anna Kournikova whore for at least 10 years. I can only assume it is because of her athletic ability, at least that’s why Enrique is with her, I hear she’s in tight with all the pro tennis playing dudes like Serena Williams and hot chicks always attract men leading him to live out his homosexuality disguised as Male-Male-Female threesomes….

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2007

13

Jun

I am – Natasha Hamilton Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I know you probably don’t know who she is because I don’t know who she is and despite having no interest in these people and just use them to lure idiots like you into my site, I still have been doing it 2.5 years and that makes me a bit of an expert. I don’t think being an expert in identifying useless celebrities is something to be proud of, it kinda categorizes me into the worlds of virgins and people who cut out pictures of bitches from magazines to put in my magical box that I keep under my bed for lovemaking purposes. I am talking about the losers who identify with celebrity vagina because they can’t get vagina of their own and in their fantasy world the characters these bitches play in the movies are their dream girls and one day when they make it rich they will win them over and end up marrying them and living happily ever after. What they realize is that no matter how much money they make, they can’t erase the fact that they are socially awkward creepy chronic masturbaters and girls don’t like awkward creepy chronic masturbaters, not to mention you don’t get rich living in your mom’s basement playing role playing games and poking girls your don’t know on facebook. That said, I have no idea who this bitch is, but rumor is that she’s in Atomic Kitten and that’s some UK girl group you probably want to fuck….

The real reason I posted these wasn’t because of the white bikini, even though I love white bikinis because they get see through and everytime I’ve seen a bitch in you, I’ve been able to make out what her pussy looks like, and despite that sounding creepy as shit, reality is it’s not my fault a bitch is showing her junk to everyone at the public pool I sometimes sneak into..so stop judging.

I wanted to write about redheads and how I was always scared of them growing up. I was born in mexico and spend a solid 10 years of my life there. I had never seen a redhead before and when I did for the first time when I was moved to Texas, I thought they were the spawn of the devil. I admit I was living with crazy Jesus people and I thought that everything was evil because that’s what they beat into me, but these pale faced, freckle covered weirdos with fire colored hair made me feel fucking uneasy. Later in life, I became a little more obnoxious and started asking the redheads I knew if they had fire crotches, they never wanted to answer me so I just assumed they were. I think I probably traumatized them and gave them a complex, but I was 15 or some shit, I hope they got over it, because I don’t want a group of redheaded weirdos I once knew holding meetings on how they want to kill me for ruining their sex lives, because redheads are naturally really strong and could hurt me. I figure they are strong for the same reason retarded people are strong, their gene pool evolved over the generations to deal with dickheads like me who would tease them for being different, so that we couldn’t lock them in lockers and shit. Someone once told me that redheaded kids were left in the woods to fend for themselves as babies in the middle ages because having a redheaded kid was considered a bad thing. So the ones who survived were obviously the ones who could deal with the elements….making them a superior race of humans….

Either way, what I am getting at is that the though of these pale spotted people with bright red lips and what I assume big red cunts with orange fucking pubes used to make me fucking sick to my stomach and I couldn’t grasp why Archie from the Archie comics always wanted to get a piece of the redheaded girl…that was until I started seeing seeing hot redheads, ones who didn’t look like they were genetic accidents that would have been left in the woods in the middle ages. They looked like hot fucking pieces of ass that I wanted to go down on for fucking hours. Now it seems that every time I leave my house, I see at least one redhead I’d like to fuck, red pubes and all. Maybe it’s become a fetish because I’ve never had one, but I am thinking that for all those years I was just prejudice and missed out on fulfilling this dream and now it’s too late because I am married and can’t get boners.

This post was really long. I bet it was boring to read. Good thing you didn’t bother. Asshole.

Posted in:Ass|Atomic Kitten|Bikini|Natasha Hamilton|Nipples|Pool|Tits|UK|Unsorted

2007

12

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was sitting outside for about 15 minutes today before realizing that it was too hot for me and my fear of dying made me come back inside, but in those 10 minutes I saw to ladies with summer dresses on talking about their outfits. At first it was too fucking boring to listen to, but then the bitches started jacking up their skirts and joking around about not wearing panties. These women were in their 40s proving my theory that once a chick has a kid or two and their vagina’s have been seen by one man sexually for 15 years and by doctors and nurses during their pregnancies, they become a little more liberal about their sacred parts. I didn’t actually see their boxes or anything, but they both seemed really keen on proving that their were going commando and that they were nicely waxed for the weather. It may sound like a fantasy to you, but it did actually happen and trust me it’s no fantasy to me….even though they were pretty fit. I got something against old ladies that I haven’t quite figured out yet, maybe it’s the whole being married thing.

I was keen on getting out the links to you today, but for some reason I didn’t bother going through youtube or photobucket like I planed. Maybe tomorrow.

If anyone wants to help me do links, I’ll pay you in blowjobs because when summer comes, I get pretty fucking hot sitting on this fucking computer that pumps out more heat than my heater does in winter. Maybe it’s because I am poor and can’t afford heat but you get what I am saying and if you don’t just click the fucking links retard.

And don’t email me about this DJ Trippin’ picture, I don’t know who the fuck she is, or who he is, but I just made them both famous. Cuddles


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Rachelle Leah in FHM Lookin’ Hot. She’s a UFC Chick
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Danny Devito Signed Some Nasty Sluts Massive Tits
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Britney Spear’s Ass Flash Video…Too Bad The Internet Doesn’t Let Us Smell What The People Around Her are Smelling…
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Kelly Brook Bent Over for Her Bikini Calendar Photoshoot Part 2
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Hot Chick Named Luba in Lingerie
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Some Slut Named Alison Sweeney’s Huge Tits
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Geri Halliwell Hired an Outdoor Extreme Massive Trainer to Make Her Look Tiny in Her Spandex
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Nick Lachey Threatened to Kill the Paparazzi on Video – Tough Guy
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The Booble Porn Minute
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Some Video Called Sesame Hood
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Angelina Jolie Giving Herself a Boob Tattoo in Foxfire
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Some Topless Spanish Reporter in Action
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Some Shitty Deleted Scene from Knocked Up Because I hate This Fucking Movie and you probably thought it was genius…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Here’s Maxim’s Guide to Great Britain with Tits
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Some Freaky Kid Doing Freaky Things With his Freaky Body
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Drunk Chicks Sucking Tit at a Party
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Fucking Hippies and their Vegetable Orchastras
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Paris Hilton Tried to Kill Herself Before Going to Prison
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Italian Model Elisabetta Canalis In Her Bikini for the Summer
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Hula Skirt Loses Her Skirt Mid Dance
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Kate Moss Told Amy Winehouse’s Pete Doherty Copy Cat Husband to Piss Off….
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Shakira Having Sex With the Microphone
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Old Ladies Getting Naked for a Calendar
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Some Chick Named Olivia WIlde Lookin’ Goood in Slut Gear or H+M
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Teens on the Beach Video
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Some Girls Fake Tits Cam Show – NSFW
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Paris Hilton in Jail Parody Video That Sucks
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Some Choose Your Bikini Proper Video
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A whole lot of amateur chicks
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The Assholes from Knocked up at the Spike Guys Awards Trying to Be Funny, Not Realizing I Hate Them Not To Mention Listening To The Camera Man Laugh Pisses Me Off
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New CSS Video – All The Hipsters Love CSS – I’ve Never Heard of Them
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Have I Posted This Photobucket Girl Yet?
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Pete Wentz Got in a FIght Defending Ashlee Simpson, Pussy
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You need sex more than me and I haven’t had sex in years which is a lot better than not having sex ever. Try this
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2007

12

Jun

I am – Britney Spears Bikini Ass of the Day

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I came across these Britney Spears pictures and I realized that there is nothing better in life than posting 2 Britney Spears posts back to back. It the shit bloggin is made for…

Yesterday on my drunken adventure, I ended up at the strip club for too early for there to be strippers working. It was me and the stage and a bar tender who was playing her own shitty music. I asked her if there were any girls to entertain me considering I spent 3 dollars oto get in to see vagina. About 5 minutes later, some french slut hit the stage and did a little dance for me. Since I was the only one in the place it felt really romantic as she spread her legs…The issue I had was that I knew she wanted my money, the other issue was that I had no money. I looked over my shoulder to see her wiping down her box after rubbing it up against the pole and I wondered if that really prevented HPV and AIDS, maybe she was onto something. When she got me lookin’ at her she turned around in embarrassment even though I already saw her inner parts…

The thing I like about Britney is that it seems like she never embarrassed, she has no shame, she has enough money to not give a fuck and we’ve all seen her inner parts but like the stripper, she still bothers to cover up.

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