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2007

21

Sep

I am – Nicole Richie Leaves Town of the Day

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Here are some pictures of a pregnant Nicole Richie leaving town with her lame as fuck baby daddy, provided the baby makes it out of the womb alive. I assume that she’s had so much dick in her that her small frame’s got some big vagina and I wouldn’t be surprised if the baby’s already fallen out and into the toilet when she’s taking a shit forcing her to push it all back in place and using hair elastics to lock it all into place….so that it has a semi-normal development.

Reality is that someone like Joel Madden doesn’t deserve to get a girl pregnant, even if it’s someone as useless to the world a Nicole Richie. He is the kind of guy who girls double up their birth control with, so that they don’t have to be stuck to him for life because even they know how fucking lame he is. I can only assume that this motherfucker sabotaged her pill and ripped his condom tip to make this shit happen, knowing very well that Nicole’s numerous botched abortions from her past made getting another one impossible.

Speaking of Nicole Richie’s Vagina…DJ AM has been ignoring my emails for the last 2 years, so I sent him this one:

why you gotta ignore me…
don’t be so fucking sensitive
it breaks my heart to think i’ve hurt your feelings
or annoyed you…
i heard you hate me…
i don’t get why…
it’s totally unecessary
I feel like were’ in elementary school
and I’ve been stealing your lunch money for a month or some shit and your mom just called the school to complain..

lighten the fuck up

love

jesus

He finally responded for the first time in 2 years….

I dont hate you at all! I just think your corny and stalkerish… 🙂

So I wrote him asking him to play my stepFEST Tour, which doesn’t exist but it could…

would you play a DrunkenStepfather party for me?

And he wrote back :

no.. read your review.. Im “gay and suck and shouldn’t DJ” or something like that lol

That’s as close as I get to someone in LA who banged Nicole Richie and now I am sharing it with you. But the good news is that he’s been getting my emails all these years, he’s just been ignoring them….so it goes to show you that my constant harassing actually got through to him so my mom was right, hard work does pay off…too bad this gets me pretty much nothing…but that’s all I expect from myself….because I suck at life.


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Posted in:Airport|DJ AM|Joel Madden|Nicole Richie|Pregnant|Unsorted

2007

21

Sep

I am – Jessica Simpson on Set of Some Movie in Shorts of the Day

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I always get hate mail for people for being a mean spirited asshole. I always tell those people that I rip into myself a lot harder than I rip into any celebrity and I am really only doing it for the sake of doing it. I don’t actually care if Jessica Simpson is an idiot or if she was fat but is now too skinny, I would take the bitch as is, no questions asked. I think what it comes down to is that I am just making fun of the media that makes fun of her and seriously reports her weight changes and her relationship status. Who gives a fuck about those things, I just want to see her tits. So here she is lookin’ fit as hell on the set of her movie. I assume she had a jogging scene because she’s in jogging gear and it’s too bad she’s rockin’ a sports bra, because sports bra’s ruin tits.

I remember I used to bang this really busty girl and she’d always be ashamed of having such big tits, so she’d wear a normal bra and 2 sports bras over it in hopes of squeezing the fuckers in. She didn’t like people knowing that she was packing that kind of heat and she wasn’t a fat chick so shit was way out of proportion. I remember that every time I would come over I would fight with her to take the stupid sports bra off because let’s face it, her tits were the only reason I was hanging out with her and as soon as she got drunk enough, she’d let me. Getting to her nipples was like getting to the center of a tootsie pop shit took forever, and there were so many layers. I felt like a prospector lookin’ for gold, but once I got through those fucking sports bras and into that special place where her titties lived, I had so much tit I didn’t know what to do with myself other than cum.

Here are those Jessica Simspon on set pics:


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Posted in:Fit|Jessica Simpson|Jogging|Legs|Shorts|Sports Bra|Unsorted

2007

21

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So today was a really eventful day for me. I think I have a flu and I am feeling delirious and the computer is fucking with my eyes. I guess I get what I deserve for spending 10 hours a day in front of it. I borrowed a friends car today to go and pick up a camera that was getting fixed and since I never drive, I didn’t check the gas gauge, as soon as I got on the highway the fucking thing died on me and as revenge I left his fucking car there and hitch hiked home. I am pretty sure he won’t lend me the car ever again, if he ever gets it back,but that will teach him to be a cheap fuck and to not have gas in his car.

I got distracted doing my stepLINKS today because this chick who gets on cam for me begs me to watch her get off in a her rich boyfriend’s hot tub. She goes on cam and is on the phone, in her tub naked. She’s talking about how she loves him and how they just met and how she doesn’t want to scare him off and shit and then goes into her fucking life problems about mother issues and drug issues and ex boyfriend issues, when she’s supposed to be getting off in the hot tub for me, you know pressing her junk into the jet…Either way, she ended up closing the window on me but I did get to see her tits, and they were good tits.

What I am getting at is that she didn’t give me what I didn’t pay for but expected and today’s just been an overall shitty day of people fucking me over on some level or another, so I would like you to make it up for these idiots by sending me pictures of your girlfriends or you if you are a girl nude, because even god hates me and gave me this fucking fever. I think it’s ecoli from my wife’s shit stained pillow I accidentally fell asleep on, but I’m not doctor.

Here are my links….

Take the Steven King Quiz
GO

One of Rod Stewarts Daughter’s Named Ruby in Her Bra
GO

Spring Break Hypnotism That Makes People Cum On Stage….
GO

Watch the Lemon Party Commercial…
GO

Manuela Arcuri is a Bitch I Don’t Know…But She’s Topless on the Beach…
GO

Old Denise Richards Naked Pics…..
GO

Some Amy WInehouse Performing Video
GO

Hot Tits at this Tie Fashion Show
GO

Girls are Fucking Bad at Male Strip Shows…Watch The Fat Bitch Get Thrown Around on Stage..It’s Funny….
GO

Katherine Heigl’s Tits in Instyle
GO

Suge Knight Fingers a Slut in His Limo Pictures
GO

Some Georgia Palmas Bikini Compilation because She Has an Amazing Ass…
GO

Some Crazy Japanese
GO

The Top Tasing Videos Compilation Because Tasing is Fucking Funny…
GO

Some Shanna Moakler Half Naked Because She is Oscar De La Hoya’s Baby Mom…
GO

Vanessa Hudgens Visits Physical Therapist to “Wax” her Vagina
GO

Some Old Jessica Simpson in Thigh High Stockings on Stage…
GO

Vanessa Hudgens is Still With Efron…They Didn’t Break Up…He’s Still Gay
GO

Angelina Jolie’s and Ivanka Trump Tits in the Same Post…
GO

Jennifer Lopez is Not Pregnant – Just Fat…
GO

Some Leave Britney Alone Video I Don’t Really Understand..
GO

Leave Britney Alone – Mash Up
GO

Some Girl Lets a Dude Puke on Her for 80 Dollars…
GO

Some Chick in Her Bra Duct Taped…
GO

Girls With Huge Tits Running
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Some chick Slaps One of Her Students…
GO

Some More Kim Kardashian Huge Boobs Pics
GO

Hayden Panettiere Cheerleading Pictures….
GO

Hayden Panettiere Dating Some Dude Named Milo
GO

Patti Labelle Freaks Out At A Fan
GO

HaydenPanettiere in Short Shorts…
GO

Elizabeth Hasselback is Pregnant and a Conservative Republican…
GO

Some Fun with the De La Hoya Pics
GO

Internet Throwback – Some Girl Pissing on Her Bosses Chair
GO

Cameron Diaz Upskirt Pictures
GO

Some Chick Named Yesica Toscanni in her Underwear Pictures
GO

Compilation Video of Hot Maxim Chicks Getting Greased Up…
GO

Lohan is a Homewrecker
GO

Tommy Lee Wants to Fight Kid Rock in the Ring..Kid Rock’s Still Being a Pussy About It
GO

Jessica Alba At Some Event In Some Dress…
GO

Her Name is Lanny Barby…She’s Showing Her Vagina. A Friend of Mine Hired Her To Work His Bachelor Party…She’s Accessible….and Showing her Vagina
GO

Miss Reef 2006 Video Cuz Reef Girls Have Fucking Hot Asses…
GO

Some Girl Fucking a Dinosaur…Because Dinosaur Porn will Never be Extinct..It’s too Amazing…
GO

Some Paris and Nicole Throwback Llama Horror Movie….No I Am Not Talking Abotu Nicole’s Vagina….
GO

Some Hot Chick With Huge Cans on Camera…Like REALLY HUGE CANS
GO

Paris Hilton Isn’t Classy Enough For Oktoberfest…She Cheapens an Event that Caters to Old Fat Drunk Germans
GO

Top 10 Fat Guys with Hot Wives…
GO

Lucy Pinder Talks About Her Tits
GO

Karolina Kurkova Tight Jeans and Furry Shoulders…
GO

American Apparel Topless Model Looks Like Lohan
GO

Porn Company SugarDVD is Offering to Buy 200,000 of 50 Cents CDs to put him up Above Kanye in exchange for 50 cent wearing their shirt for a year…
GO

Some Half Naked Kelly Brook.
GO

Some Hot Whores of the Day
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Getting Banged on Photobucket
GO

Some Fat Asian Chick Getting Fucked on Photobucket
GO

Some Collection of Some Photobucket Girl Naked. Lots of Pic. Click the Albums.
GO

Photobucket Chick Clamps Her Nipples…
GO
Some Photobucket Girl Does Insertion..
GO

Some Photobucket Chick Shows Her Vagina
GO

Is Pubic Hair Making a Comeback Poll
GO

What Do you Know About Smokeless Cigarettes..Because They are the new Smoke
GO

Japan Angels Scores a 78
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Find Pussy in Your Hometown…
GO

Use This Spray To Get Laid…It Works…
GO

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2007

20

Sep

I am – Hometown Hotties Finalist Juda of the Day

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This bitch looks like a hick and sounds like a hick and must be a fucking hick, she is from Mississippi and I am all for you racist motherfuckers, don’t try to deny it, I saw Mississippi Burning, I know how it is there, but you racist motherfuckers aren’t all for me…because I am mexican.

I am not saying that this girl is a racist, I don’t know if she is smart enough to know what racism is. Sure that country twang is hot in a porno movie, but the idea of having to listen to her get interviewed and speak is enough for you to not vote for her.

She also has shitty fucking pictures, I assume Maxim did the shoot, but I think it’s safe to say that the one that made the cut were shot by her Uncle Billy at their last family BBQ. In the basement…while the rest of the family was sleeping…if you know what I mean…Uncle Billy’s a pervert with big dreams for his niece….

She’s got shitty hair, no tits, and a tight body from pickin’ all that cotten or tobacco or whatever the fuck else they do in Mississipi, but this is a Hometown Hotties contest, and if your hometown is a place where just you and your family live, then it’s really not a hometown at all, but more of a home-farm, or home-compound..or you get what I am saying…I’m all for small tits but not when your trying to win as a Maxim girl. I assume she won’t win because they don’t have the internet where’s she’s from, so she loses out on hometown people spending the next 3 weeks of harvest sitting in front of a computer voting over and over in hopes of giving her a chance…

I am guessing that her even making it this far is because bitch plays a mean banjo and by banjo I mean cock, as in she sucked someone off somewhere down the line, possible numerous times, or numerous people in the line to get to where she is, which isn’t really anywhere,…

Poor Juda. That’s what you get for killing Jesus…Get it bible reference…Fuck I am smart….Cuddles…and don’t get me wrong, I’d totally bang her….I wouldn’t want her feeling like shit about herself over this, provided this site had more than 7 readers and she actually read the review. Reality is that she is hotter than any girl I’ve banged, but none of the girls I’ve banged put themselves in contests based on their looks up against other girls who think they are hot enough to win the prestigious Hometown Hottie title. My girls weren’t trying to be cover girls..they were just trying to not be evicted and find food to eat and 5 dollars for another hit of whatever they were on.


Related:

Check Out Juda’s Profile

Check Out The Maxim Hometown Hotties Contest

Previous Hometown Hottie stepREVIEWs:

ERIN
LETICIA
KENDA

Posted in:Hometown Hotties Contest|Juda|Maxim|stepREVIEW|Unsorted

2007

20

Sep

I am – Crazy Lesbian Dancer of the Day

Crazy dancers are always the life of the fucking party, they make people laugh and they seemingly don’t give a fuck about anything which is usually confused as being confidence and chicks like confidence, but usually not that kind of confidence because that confidence is more like insanity or drug use and it makes people uncomfortable. Point being that I have never seen the Crazy Dancer leave with the chicks, but maybe that’s because he’s not into chicks….I remember hearing a story that men don’t ever dance with their hands about their shoulders, they kind of just stand there and throw them out every once in a while, while girls are more into the whole spanish arms up and look at my titties bounce moves. So when you see this you gotta think dude’s a fucking lesbian but at least he’s having a good fuckin’ time….


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Posted in:Dancing|stepTV|Unsorted

2007

20

Sep

I am – Kate Hudson in a Robe of the Day

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I would normally be excited to see pretty much any girl wearing a silk robe. It’s like lingerie that isn’t as explicit as lingerie and when you watch as much porn as I do, sometimes seeing girls covered up is hotter than seeing them spread open with things being shoved in them. The silk robe reminds me of some pinup shit from the 50s, but not when it’s on Kate Hudson. All I see is a woman being blamed for the demise of Owen Wilson, when I think the reality of it all is that he tried to kill himself after realizing that he had been banging her all these months. He was like “this boring bitch is so boring that even when she wears silk robes she’s boring, what the fuck was I doing, I don’t deserve to live” and slashed his wrists then called his friends because he didn’t acutally want to die but was making a point….

Speaking of boring….I am on some Librarians mailing list that some asshole reader put me on back when I was more abusive to people through email. I was starting a war with someone for whatever reason and he signed me up to 1000 mailing lists. He won the war because within an hour I was getting 100s of fucking newsletters. I managed to get myself off all of them except 1 and it is the WorldCat Collection Analysis group. This is a sample of the last email they sent:

The export function in WorldCat Collection Analysis is currently not behaving properly. Users can currently export a batch of up to 2,500 records. However, if a user tries to export records beyond the initial 2,500 (i.e. records 2,501-5,000), the initial 2,500 records are reported again. We are currently working to resolve this issue and will notify this list as soon as possible.

All other functions in WorldCat Collection Analysis are functioning properly.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

Thank you.

Rob

Today people started emailing into the mailing list asking to be removed so I responded with nude pics of chicks saying “you can’t leave the party now, we’ve only just started” and shit like “Hey Ladies, What are you wearing, I am so hard right now”..no one has responded to me, because librarians are fucking boring…

Kate Hudson should have been a librarian. Here are those pics…


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Posted in:Boring|Kate Hudson|Robe|Silk|Unsorted

2007

20

Sep

I am – Alyson Hannigan in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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Here is a picture of Alyson Hannigan in fuck me boots, because fuck me boots were so fucking popular a few years ago that everywhere you went girls would be rockin’ them with a hot short skirt, but for some reason shit shifted, fuck me boots were considered too whorish for girls to wear, because they were called fuck me boots, and they were done feeding into the degradation. Maybe they got a boyfriend or became a feminist or some kind of hippie tree hugger who works at the organic food store who hates me because I don’t recycle and doesn’t wear shoes because they find them oppressive but I know they are still out there and Alsyon Hannigan is reminding us that they exist while reminding us that she still exists because let’s face it, being casted as the ugly chick in American Pie should have broken her down enough to realize that she’s the ugly chick no one wants to see on screen.

Either way, it’s too bad that this bitch has to be the one reminding us that Fuck Me Boots are still around because no one wants to fuck her, she’s probably wearing the boots in efforts to get fucked because it’s understood what they imply…the next best thing to wearing fuck me boots would be to wear a “Please Fuck Me” hat, or to walk around, vagina exposed, grabbing her box screaming “I NEED FUCKING DICK”.

That said, I was outside for a few hours and saw some girl who was probably barely 18 walking to school and she was wearing these boots that went up to her fucking vagina. They were some next level pretty woman shit, with a stiletto heel and all, and she was with her mom and I was fuckin’ thrown off as fuck. But not as thrown off as the time my friend told me that he wanted to bang Alyson Hannigan, that shit was just too much to handle and I had no choice but to “peace” on that friendship. That was me using terms of the generation. I am trying to cater to a younger crowd.


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Posted in:Alyson Hannigan|Boots|Legs|Ugly|Unsorted

2007

20

Sep

I am – Beyonce Leaving a Party With Her Tits of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Beyonce out partying. I can only assume she is drinking away the pain that she has because her boyfriend Jay Z pretty much owns and created Rihanna and Rihanna is more popular and better looking than Beyonce. It’s one of those common stories of the dude trading his girl in for a newer model because he started with her when she was at her peak, when everyone wanted a piece of her and she found stability that kinda made her and her career fall apart because she was probably finding more happiness in him than in her singing. She had already achieved everything there was to achieve in music and she was in movies and shit but the one thing she never had was a normal relationship….so as she fell apart, he went to the drawing boards and pulled this poor chick from Barbados out of nowhere and brought her to the top. No matter how much money Beyonce has, no matter how confident she is, she and everyone else knows the reality of what’s going on and it’s all about the fresher pussy….

I remember trying to replace my wife with fresher, hotter pussy, but realized that I have pretty much no game, no money and I am kinda accustomed to the disgusting lifestyle I live. I feel like cleaning up my act, getting in shape, getting a haircut and clean clothes after getting a job is all a waste of my time because in the end I won’t be able to get hard and I kinda like hating my wife and being disgusted by my wife, it gives me something to write about. If I was fucking some hot number that I seduced, I probably wouldn’t update the site, I’d just be watching her as much as I could and that wouldn’t be fair to you. So unlike Jay-Z, I don’t give up on people for self-interest….and like Beyonce, I drink my pain away….


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Posted in:Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

20

Sep

I am – Jessica Simpson Playing a Drunk of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson pretending to be Britney Spears, only instead of being in her soiled underwear she in a dress and instead of drinking rubbing alcohol out of the plastic bottle, she’s drinking champagne, but since she’s a good Christian girl the bottle empty and she’s just acting drunk….maybe she should stick to singing…

I remember getting with a crazy repressed Christian chick. Everytime we’d fuck, she’d cry because of her guilt but while we were fucking bitch was insane, she’d be grabbing my cock like no one has ever grabbed it and bitch even made me cum from a handjob like I was 14. I don’t know it was like Jesus possessed her into being extremely fucking bad, but as soon as she was done crying off the shame she’d get up and be a model Christian citizen who told people she was waiting til she was married to give it up, who went to church groups and to the church with her family and I was just this dirty fucking secret. She is the first girl who begged me to finish in her ass everytime we were together and the show stopper was the day she came over with a virgin mary statue and fucked herself with it while making me watch, that lead to crucifixes, jesus statues and some ceremonial candles she stole from her church. The whole thing was a total mind fuck, but I wasn’t complaining, I didn’t care that she had all these fucking issues, because she was good fucking times….even though they were weird times.

All this to say that behind every christian girl is a crazy sexual deviant who’s been repressed all their lives and is ready to fucking explode….and here are those pics.


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Posted in:Champagne|cleavage|Drunk|Jessica Simpson|Unsorted

2007

20

Sep

I am – Pam Anderson Covered Up at the Beach

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I was surprised to see these pictures of Pam Anderson on the beach covered up, mainly because she’s an exhibitionist slut who is normally in a skimpy bikini with fake and real parts spilling the fuck out, but I guess it was cold out considering that buddy she’s with is rocking a gayer than bicycle shorts, tight as fuck wet suit.

I usually rip into this bitch for being a trashy washed up stripper. Or I go off about her hepatitis and how she was the object of all your wet dreams when you were in high school, but I guess I gotta step back and be realistic for a second. She’s got a couple of kids, she’s pretty menopausal, and she’s still got a tighter body than most 20 year olds I try to get naked. Sure, I prey on the ugly ones because they appreciate the attention and I appreciate their youth, but they are still girls. I think Pam’s future husband does the same thing, only he’s more successful and the young girls he goes after are heiresses that he’s enterprising enough to film getting fucked raw dog. I always wondered if he was the source of her herpes, which is the strain that has hit everyone in Hollywood, or if she scored that somewhere else. It doesn’t matter. What does matter is what Pam and his sex smells like, you know her hep, his herp shit’s could be pretty fucking gross.

I am not so into fake tits, I don’t like what they do to girls. They make them so tit-centric that being around them is fucking tedious. They always talk about their tits, flash their tits, make people touch their tits, which isn’t the bad part, the bad part is that I am never the one they ask to touch, lick or rate them, and whenever I am left out, I get bitter. I was walking down the street today and saw some pregnant lookin’ chick walking alone with a set of fake tits, my first thought was that I bet she didn’t know the daddy’s name because her fake tits lured him in one drunken night, when I asked her, she wasn’t too impressed and told me to fuck off.

Either way, here are the Pam Anderson and the shit stain on her arm covered up on the beach pics.

Don’t worry, this post didn’t make me laugh either.


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