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2021

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyone is an overly medicated wimp who can’t deal with their life because they think it’s so hard, the struggle of being some middle class idiot with health insurance who can score brain pills to sedate their unstable, immature, spoiled brat, victim who cries trauma ass…

It’s gotta be part of a plan…..

I was reading, not that I know how to read, I’m more of a get my news from memes and headline guy, I mean who can really be bothered digging into the details of a story, details are the worst and get in the way of my selfies….I prefer 10 word or less cliff notes that give me the gist of things….

But anyway, I was reading that anti depressants are 400 times more prescribed in the last 20 years, I think it’s probably higher, and even I’ve been prescribed anti depressants when getting a meds for a throat infection from eating some obese girl’s ass that I am sure wasn’t sanitized….

I thought, this is weird that they want me on uppers in the day, downers at night, all because I told them I ate some fat girls ass that was unshowered, thinking they’d get a kick out of the story…..like the time I applied to go to college, since it is cheap, and the lesbian interviewer, which was 30 or more years ago, so you can imagine what lesbian professors of the 80s and 90s were like…who didn’t find it funny that I did my prep work for the interview at a stripclub getting lap dances because my boss was stealing money from the grocery store we worked at and he’d insist I go to the stripclub with him every night….which was awesome….

But anyway, i knew they were trying to take my soul….and all these medicated idiots LET them…

Maybe being crazy is normal and the way we are supposed to be, ever think about that you “I have mental health issues” fucks…

A life without mental health issues, is a pretty boring existence….and I am sure innovation has come from people with mental health issues…as we aren’t all a bunch of coddled fucks in the fetal position being pandered to by our mommies….

HERE ARE SOME STEPLINKS in the MORNING….good MORNING…SUNSHINE>..

On Set with Josie Canseco
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Brazilian Model and Jiu Jitsu Purple Belt Yameme Ibrahim is Worth a Look
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Potato Chip Girl Can Be a Bitch
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Tyra Banks Gets an 80s Malibu Pad
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Hangglider Flight that Almost Kills Him
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Golden Tate is Enjoying the Views in Mexico (Booty)
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Emma Stone as Cruella de Vil
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Ashley Judd Could Have Died in the Jungle
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Timelapse over Lake Tahoe
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Frank Zappa on the Decline of the Movie Business
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Hot Model in Lace
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Cam Newton’s Roller Rink Dancing
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Avalanche Buries a Group of Friends
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Lockpicker Against the Unbreakable Love Lock
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Hot Model Drinking Wine Naked
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3 Life Hacks to Change Your Life
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Topless in the Snow
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Cam Sluts Are the Best Sluts
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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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There are no more communities, we are all scared of each other, no one wants to talk to each other, ask each other how they are, check in with each other, learn from each other….strangers AVOID each other…and now families avoid each other…where everyone lives basically alone in their big houses….stuck in their routine and their beliefs and their habits from being alone…your new family and community are people faking it on social media…hilarious….a bunch of fake fucks having fake conversations…speaking in memes….zero fucking substance to anything…all talking to your damn screens….

Speaking of Family…Does incest porn make siblings who watch porn think it’s ok to fuck each other? When I was growing up we looked down on the incest families. But is that now sex shaming??

I remember high school and 1 or 2 people were fucking, it was the weird kids who smelled…or the siblings you knew were weird…but the cool kids were not fucking…they were all wholeseome and shit and showing them porn would break their fucking brains…while the incest kids probably knew a little more about what was up…but they also know they were fucking weird.

There was never any doubt about who the incest kids…the ones who fucked their siblings…they had an aura…or a weird lazy eye….you could just tell…

All this to say…don’t fuck your relatives…we’re digressing as a society…moving backwards in all aspects of life….so you may need to be told…you degenerate fucks…and here are some stepLINKS….

Bella Thorne’s Slumber Party
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Draya Michele in a Bikini!
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Lottie Moss is on Only Fans in Lingerie
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9 Funny COVID Shirts
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Swimsuit Girl Does an Ice Plunge
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Potato Chip Girl Can Be a Bitch
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Candice Swanepoel in Swimwear
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Creepy Animatronics by Disney
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Many Teslas Get an Update Together…
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Dude Saves a Cobra from Drowning…
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Kendall Jenner Shot by Drone
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Lebron James Claims he Could have Been in the NFL
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Madison Pettis in Lingerie
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Hilary Duff in a Bath
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Kendall Jenner Launches a Tequila Brand
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Car Loses Control
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Royal Navy in some Tough Conditions
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The Dumbest Stunt Out there
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Sophie Simmons in Leggings!
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Vermont’s Micaela Shiffrin is the Most Decorated Skier in the History of the Sport. Beating Vonn. Only 25.
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Lisa Rinna’s Daughter in a Thong Bikini
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Taylor Swift and Zoe Kravitz were Lockdown Pals
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Grillo Gets It!
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When Moscow got MicDonalds in the 90s
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In Depth Analysis of a Head Shot for the Weirdos
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Psycho Electric Worker Sliding the Lines
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Swaying Building in Japan’s Latest Earthquake is Nutty
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Video From the Pacman Jones Bar Fight With a Security Guard Has Been Released
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David Boreanaz Speaks Out Amid Joss Whedon Abuse Claims
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What the World May Look Like in 250 Million Years
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Narrow Challenge on a Skateboard
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Baby Gorilla Curious About Human….
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Jessie James Decker in a Bikini in Slow Motion is the Definition of Must See
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Russian Model in her Panties!
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What Would Happen if Bill Gates Disappeared?
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Pakistan’s Charlie Chaplin
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The Advice Rock Gave Actor Playing Young Rock
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Gigi Hadid on the Cover of Vogue
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Asshole Fucks a Girl’s Eye on her 17th Birthday…
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend Natalie Buffett Sparks Engagement Rumors With Her Valentine’s Day Instagram Post
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American Model’s Romantic Looking Topless Shoot
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Garbage Truck Bursts into Flames
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107 Bologna Challenge
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Sara Sampaio in Lingerie!
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In Case You Missed It – Former Gymnast and Porn Star Verona van de Leur is Now Making a Living on OnlyFans
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Hungry Puppy
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Truck in the Wind
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Carmella Rose in a Hot Beach Shoot
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Confusing Ball Kick of the Day
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Insta Model Cindy Kimberly
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Idiots.
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Flippa Hamilton in Maxim
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More Idiots!
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Dog Doesn’t Want to Leave Dog Park
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Kaia Gerber and Cara Delevingne being Skinny in Leggings
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Dual Lipa in Jeans in Public
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Ariel Winter Grocery Shopping
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Bailee Madison and Lucy Hale at the Yoga Class
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Dakota Johnson in Jeans!
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Isla Fisher in Shorts Carrying a Box
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Back by Popular Demand – Ivanka Trump Jogs in a Sports Bra
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Chrissy Teigen Ass in Shorts ands Fuck Me Boots Weirdness
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Awkwafina in Harper’s Bazaar Riding the Famous Train
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Bailee Madison in a Photoshoot
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Amanda Holden in a Tight Dress with her Tits Out
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Taylor Hill in a BTS Shoot for VS Being Hot
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Magazine
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Olivia Cooke’s Tits in a Magazine – barely
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Some Nude Artsy Shoot
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Celebs Nude in the Movies
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Lesbian Pussy Eater
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Shy Girls
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19 People having a SHitty fucking day
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Hamster Wheel
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Bouncing Out of a Bikini Top in Slow Motion
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Gym Titties
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Today’s Vending Machine
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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The Master of Seduction
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Two Hot Chicks Posing Together
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Buttplug is In
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Naughty Nurses
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Animals Hate Us
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Losing her Watch in her Friend
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Deodorant Bottle Used Right
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Just a Dildo in her Ass
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Spreading for the Pee
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Hot to get your Dick Bit Off
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Clear stool for the Dildo Ride
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Just MILFS at a Glory Hole
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How to Identify a Beta Male
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Goth Dildo User
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Misty Stone’s Got a Round Booty
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Dared into a Bathroom Fuck
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This Horse Fucker is Werid
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Two Girls on the Dildo Ride
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Nude Susan and her Hipster Grass
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Girl on her Period Porn
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Strawberry Insertion!
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Pussy Spreader in Monkey Socks
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2021

Feb

Renee Olstead Shows the Pink of the Day

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Renee Olstead may not be a household name, but she was a working actor who was on what I thought was as hit show called something about American Teenagers, where I assume she was an American Teenager….

I don’t know if this is a times have got tough, let’s make that money, or a sex sells and sex pays and is really just a variation of the whole acting thing anyway….if brands and producers aren’t paying you, you might as well build a fan base that will.

I am all for the direct to consumer nudity sales being so lucrative because it reminds us that people will pay for porn, or to DM celebs they jerk off to, which we already knew…but it also gives women that “price” they need to get into sex work…to take that plunge…

I am also a fan of Renee going deep, in that she’s showing the fucking pink….which is about as naked as you an get…with a girl who I guess dives in for their new take on a celebrity luncheon.

It’s a porn generation, so you might as well get what you can out of it, and at least she’s delivering while the other OnlyFans girls just fucking cocktease with lingerie pics and hand bras…it’s a “if you’re going do this, fucking do it” and Renee is doing it.

I don’t know what else goes on there, but I would say she’s one to follow if you’re into that kind of thing, at least based on this preview….

This is a GIF, it is pixelated, so if you want the real deal, google that shit and pay the girl as she rightfully deserves…because this is GOOD self produced content….in an era where everyone’s a porn chick…

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2021

Feb

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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Anyone who has fucked a girl with waist and a hip from behind will know that it feels like you’re fucking an actual woman….because nothing is more womanly than a set of hips and the best way to see the hips is if the bitch has a waist…

Clearly, it’s a trend to have that waist-to-hip ratio because the sluts of instagram know that on a psychological, deep rooted, genetic level, they know that is what men find hot at their core. So they can whine about sexualization, the patriarchy, misogyny and all that other catch phrase activism you know they don’t fucking care about, because they are out there getting their back fat sucked out, ribs removed for Armie Hammer, ass injections and other insanity all the have that waistline….they also jack their underwear or bikinis up to their fucking neck, to give some optical illusion of a ratio because when it comes to hotness it all comes down to RATIO..

Sure, some men are attracted to square women because they are closet cases, or because it’s all they could get at the wife giveaway or mail order catalog….and some men are attracted to any bitch that gives them attention, no matter how fat and sloppy she is…so the girls with no ratio don’t need to kill themselves off…they just need to know they aren’t as hot as girls with RATIO…so they should probably stop trying…

Believe Science, Trust Science, Etc…..when it comes to the Ratio…I do…

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2021

Feb

Shay Mitchell Bra of the Day

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Canada Content….so by law media companies need to post their Canadian heroes, at least in Canada, because they are trying to keep Canada heritage alive, instead of us turning into terrible reality TV consuming Americans….and Shay Mitchell, the new mom….is born and raised in Canada before she moved to America to be famous as fuck thanks to getting cast in a HIT fucking show….which has allowed her to a legitimate celebrity…with a huge following…who can take advantage of that following by selling them shit…either that brands pay her to sell, or that she’s decided to sell, the followers aren’t going anywhere and she’s got a direct to consumer ability to get their credit card numbers out…thanks to being that celebrity…

She’s recently had a kid, but has bounced back, her face looks like it’s in a filter, maybe a little too Kardashian….there are likely injections in this face…BOTOX is real….but her bra is see through enough to show off the Tiny Tits, since I like Tiny Tits…I’m into it….even though new moms disgust me….but I guess celebrity moms have teams of people to take the whole burden of being a mom off them…so they can live their life being vapid idiots trying to monetize…it is an addiction…

So here’s a Canadian dream….not in Canada…with her shiny face that may make you think she had a facial, but she’s clearly more into creampies.

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2021

Feb

Josie Canseco Foot Fetish of the Day

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Josie Canseco, despite being some vapid young rich idiot who collects YOUTUBERS because she has access and I guess they are seen as cool to her generation, you know the disney kids of her generation…has been consistently hot in her self produced content so I am a fan of the daughter of a Cuban baseball player and his Hooters girl wife….as she lives the fucking young person dream of being a sex worker, despite not needing to be a sex worker, but seeing the fun in being a sex worker, since she’s always had everything she needed, and the attention from being hot is a nice currency for those who don’t need money…and attention she deserves since she’s hot…

I did a post on how weird foot fetishists are, but how they paved the way for ONLY FANS because it got girls comfortable sending dudes feet pics for VENMO money, knowing that they were going to jerk off to their feet, knowing that was weird, but fully accepting it cuz of the payout…

So I’m not a foot fetishist, but here’s her foot for the foot fetishists, as they are very passionate about feet…and all these idiots know it…So here’s her fucking foot doing some claw shit….

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2021

Feb

Jordyn Jones Hard Nipples of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is an elf looking, potentially inbred, straight from white trash in Kalamazoo Michigan, who has figured out that selling “LEWD” pics of herself makes her stupid money thanks to all the pervert fans…so she doesn’t really need to do much else in terms of hustle…rather than just put up pics of her dance body…

She was sold to the industry by her mom as a kid, where she did a reality show about provocative child dancers, which is fucking weird, but that got her the fan base she’s got, which is likely 90 percent perverted dudes, who have been eagerly waiting for her to take this selling of nudes seriously….

Now she doesn’t get NUDE yet, she runs it off IG, so it is IG friendly, but as you probably know, IG Friendly is a very vague concept where you can report a girl offering to suck your dick, clearly a bot, and they tell you it’s fine….or if you report a girl with her asshole out, as I do only out of spite for the lack of success I’ve had on IG, even getting the stepGIRLS account deleted before we even got started, giving up on that whole thing, all thanks to ZUCKERBERG…while literal whores are out on the hustle selling pussy pics in their DM….life isn’t fair…I realize that…

But yeah, I also realize that her LEWDS can be more NUDE as time goes on and the people demand it….or she can just launch her own pervert site…I mean what else is a dancer to do…..

If she never did the whole reality show thing, living in LA thing, being paid from social media thing…she’d likely be a 240 pound stripper in her hometown…so whates a little classy thong shot…or hard nips in a bikini..it’s hardly sucking meth dealer dick for meth…which I guess is living the dream…for someone who was destined for that…..

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2021

Feb

Barbara Palvin Skinny of the Day

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I have this theory on Barbara Palvin, besides her being the Patsy who took the diversion from the media or her PR team, back when Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber after the VS fashion show, like the pervert weirdo Miranda Kerr was before dating a series of billionaires like a money grubbing cunt model who thinks she’s above dating millionaires…you know the type…

But yeah, this was the FALL GUY, the Lee Harvey Oswald…all the other players that the media has turned into the enemy of the state to divert from the real enemy…not that being an 18 year old model fresh from HUNGARY fucking Bieber was all that criminal or pissed off basically anyone…the kind of “I’ll take the blame for the press” rather than “I’ll take the fall to protect some married Australian sugar baby”….but you get what I am saying….and that is that it has nothing to do with my theory on Barbara Palvin…

My theory on Palvin is that they thought she was too big for the brand, because she had gained weight, and they replaced her with the AIDS looking Cancer Ridden Looking, even with the fake titties, Stella Maxwell…who had stuck her lesbian talons in this Hungarians back and used their friendship to get in with the casting people at VS…and instead of the world being about PALVIN, they got into Stella Maxwell….

I could be wrong…I mean these are fourth hand stories and conclusions I’ve drawn from them….but I do know she was fat, they didn’t do fat, she got replaced until the people of the internet cried about how VS doesn’t use big girls, so they gave this one more coverage she deserved…

Yes, she’s not typically Plus Sized, especially not by American standards of everyone is obese so all these models look skinny compared to the 600 pound lifer you stick your dick in…but she was plus sized for VS standards….and now she’s conveniently back…but not looking plus sized for a model at all…but that could be because I stick my dick in 600 pound lifers and seeing ribs besides the one stuffed in her purse, or stuck between her belly folds like she’s saving it for later, even though it’s already been sucked dry….is excitement to me….

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2021

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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If you don’t see the value, the fun, the hotness, the cuteness, the good times that can be had, the dreams that can become realities, when it comes to small tits….you’re an idiot..

I don’t think I’ve ever met a dude who is as into small tits as I am, but I do think they are amazing, manageable, don’t get in the way, and a preview of a hotter naked body…

If you’re a big titty girl out there, you’re likely sloppy as shit…soft and doughy…even if you don’t look as fat as you should be, you’ll likely end up as fat as you are destined to be…..as all girls grow into their tits eventually…so big tits are just that warning of what is to come….while small tits are a better investment….they aren’t that GME that will back out if you got in at the right time like some kind of fluke…but more the long play that pays dividends….not that I know anything about investing money or the stock market, but I do know the difference between short term “her tits are huge, I want to fuck em” lottery wins and actually investing in big tits long term, getting stuck with them….and the gunt they surprise you with when they hit 200 pounds…

So I get the excitement of big tits on a small frame before they get fat, but for practical purposes…the small tits are the better long play…and they look as good as big tits if you’re into tits and not some closet case who only likes big tits cuz you were told to in your frat…..

INVEST IN SMALL TITS….TO THE FUCKING MOON…or whatever you bro investors say….

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2021

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Lingerie of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is in Victoria’s Secret strappy and racy lingerie as they evolve for the pervert generation by following Rihanna’s lead to make lingerie to fuck in, since women are more and more hardcore, which is a far cry from the padded bras that made them famous in the 90s…which I can’t confirm or deny the wire bra led to breast cancer…but for legal purposes we’ll say “There is no way the wire push up bras designed and distributed by Victoria’s Secret caused breast cancer, even if the breast cancer rates are higher now than then, after selling millions and millions of those bras”…

I guess what I am saying is that when society is sluttier, you need to listen to them, and when society posts nudes and racy content daily, you need to outfit them, there’s no reason, besides being your mom, aunt and granny’s lingerie brand, that VS got to the point of irrelevance…they could have easily bought every independent IG brand and controlled the panty market like the perverts they must be..

Anyway, it’s funny to see Candice, who was for a while their fucking star, I was a firm believer she was the hottest and I was willing to get South African HIV like to find a Candice of my own….since she was that good….not that I’d ever leave the couch, it was more a working plan…never an actual plan…

She’s a mom of two, old as shit, no longer the hottest the brand has…but this strappy outfit is a great look…bitch has still got it….but I guess she’s only 32 and not death of a model anymore…

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