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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day

Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day

Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day

Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day

Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2021

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Lingerie of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is in Victoria’s Secret strappy and racy lingerie as they evolve for the pervert generation by following Rihanna’s lead to make lingerie to fuck in, since women are more and more hardcore, which is a far cry from the padded bras that made them famous in the 90s…which I can’t confirm or deny the wire bra led to breast cancer…but for legal purposes we’ll say “There is no way the wire push up bras designed and distributed by Victoria’s Secret caused breast cancer, even if the breast cancer rates are higher now than then, after selling millions and millions of those bras”…

I guess what I am saying is that when society is sluttier, you need to listen to them, and when society posts nudes and racy content daily, you need to outfit them, there’s no reason, besides being your mom, aunt and granny’s lingerie brand, that VS got to the point of irrelevance…they could have easily bought every independent IG brand and controlled the panty market like the perverts they must be..

Anyway, it’s funny to see Candice, who was for a while their fucking star, I was a firm believer she was the hottest and I was willing to get South African HIV like to find a Candice of my own….since she was that good….not that I’d ever leave the couch, it was more a working plan…never an actual plan…

She’s a mom of two, old as shit, no longer the hottest the brand has…but this strappy outfit is a great look…bitch has still got it….but I guess she’s only 32 and not death of a model anymore…

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2021

Feb

Dakota Fanning Cleavage of the Day

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Dakota Fanning used to creep me out, but I watched her in something recent, I think it was a western where she cut her tongue out, and I liked it…because when it comes to celebrities I am a flip flopper…if they creep me out on social media, or in interviews when they were child stars like this one was, I will forever be creeped out by them, until I see them in a movie I like…then I forget all that hate I had for them….

It’s simple, I am not emotionally invested in shitty celebrities and they can all redeem themselves from being shitty if they do good things….since our relationship with them is strictly one through their TV shows and movies, when you don’t pay attention to social media or interviews where they are pretending to be themselves, when you know they have no real identity…that’s part of being a puppet….who can morph into any character needed for a big payout…

Anyway, she’s showing a small amount of cleavage cuz she has small tits and I like small tits.

She’s also doing what I guess I’d call the RUNWAY, strap some LEDs to her thighs so we know where to land our faces kind of thing….I mean at least from an an artistic drawing of perspective, where if you were to draw a landscape of a road going into the horizon, it would probably look a little something like this spread legs, only her horizon is her vagina….a vagina you can’t see because it is in jeans…but a vagina that we can be 99 percent certain is there…unless she is trans and was raised a girl because girl child stars have more logevity…like Haley Joel Osment who had to become his “sister” to get work….and even then he struggles…or unless she’s a robot…which is possible….and robots generally don’t come stock with pussy, it’s an upsell…add-on item…

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2021

Feb

Bridget Everett Tit of the Day

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I don’t know who Bridget Everett is, but she calls herself an alt-cabaret provocateur according to her WIKIPEDIA…where we also learned what we already knew and that is that she’s old as shit…at least too old to be showing her massive tits…..but then you have to think….tits of all ages are worth looking at, so her pulling out her tit is a positive thing…I mean it’s fucking huge…

I know, she seems like she’s a big girl and her big tits feel like you walked in on your dementia ridden granny masturbating in the living room to her Soap Operas….but they are HUGE tits…

I know, big tits are less impressive when the girl with the big tits is also big…but they are STILL big tits…and I may not be the guy who blocks out the rest of a bitch because I am hypnotized by the big tits…but I know those guys are out there…so this amazingness is for them…

She’s apparently some comic that Amy Schumer brought into her world 10 years ago…because Schumer feared her talent…and possibly the big girl tits…that if you were to have tits like this, you’d probably want to pull out of your top too to get the attention they deserve..I mean they big.

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2021

Feb

Sydney Sweeney and Alexandra Daddario Up a Tree of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney and Alex Daddario were recently cast in a movie together by a guy I assume has a big titty on a small frame fetish, which despite it being TINY TIT TUESDAY, is still something ALL guys are into because big tits are a magical thing when the rest of the girl hasn’t got up to them yet…

I don’t know of Sweeney and Daddario are the two biggest tits in Hollywood, but I think they are in the top 5 for sure, and that’s important in an era that tries to pretend that tits don’t fill seats, sell product, etc….even though every girl on instagram is using her tits to sell product….because TITS work…

They were filming in Hawaii, which is why we saw both their tits in bikinis back in December and now they are in the tree you’d typically be the one hiding in, you know pervert creeper, peeping tom things…

I will say this is a TERRIBLE use of the tits, I mean these both deserve close up titty pics…not this 50 feet away tits…but they are still big tits…and that’s what counts!

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2021

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Foot Fetish Video of the Day

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I’ve always found the foot fetishists to be some of the weirder people out there, not because I am scared of feet and wouldn’t suck on a dirty foot when presented to me, I don’t mind eating toenail fungus, I think it builds immunity…like licking dirty asshole…it happens..

But these guys who are out there jerking off to feet, begging for celebrity feet pics, noticing celeb feet in the fucking pics because where I look for pussy definition or nipple, they look for feet.

What I will say though is that those people offering to buy feet pics off all the influencers over the years, has straight up paved the way for Only Fans and them getting into the idea of dudes paying to jack off to them…it’s the gateway to sex work…so thank the foot fetishist in your life for that…

Or just look at Hudgens foot, now that you know the girl who has taken social media seriously thanks to her team realizing she could make money and relevance there, especially since she’s been into slutty selfies forever, who was recently single but now dating some MLB player who we can assume fucks her up the ass….even if just as a finishing move….put up this foot video to show off a shoe, but you know the real purpose here, you’re a foot fetishist after all…this foot’s for you.

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2021

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Hey motherfuckers, let’s do that Tuesday TIGHT pant dance, that unlike other dance, doesn’t involve obnoxious dancing monkey like you’re Ellen, kind of interpretive, trying to be high brow, while really just being an asshole, acting all in touch with your body and your surroundings, and the rhythm of your heartbeat or some shit, because like poetry or SLAM poetry, dancing is idiotic…BUT tight pants aren’t…

This Tight Pants Dance, is more about why Pants are Pants and not PANCE..while staring at girls being slutty in their tight pants, to let you know just how tight the pants are, because they are pretty fucking tight…

Second layer of skin pants…which for someone like me, who grew up in an era of ill fitting Khakis and saw the advent of leggings, but never saw full asshole ridges peeking out of said lettings, because girls wore oversized sweaters…it was a simpler time…but clearly a less fun time because staring at bitches showing off their bodies shamelessly in tight pants because tight pants aren’t NUDES….but rather socially acceptable fashions….that are very trending and in style because when you can’t post a nude, you gotta post it’s closest best friend…and the tight pant is the nudes closest best friend…

So these non nudes are still seen as slutty to me, which is why I post them…..

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2021

Feb

Idiot Topless Skater Falls through ice and Other Videos of the Day

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Husband Helps Wife at Gameshow

Woman Fighting the Zombies

Couple Getting the Selfie!

Woman on Ice

200 Foot Tree Almost Takes Out Couple

Boat Launch of the Day

Mic Drop of the Day

Inspector Dances after Shutting Down Brewery!

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2021

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everything is a simulation, I don’t know if it was childhood trauma or autism, but I used to pull on people’s faces to see if they were real or not….because even when I was young…I didn’t trust shit….whether it was baby sitters, guardians, family members, friends, teachers, the baseball coach who had a moustache but that didn’t molest me….I thought everyone was imposters….

When I was young, I also used to also be deathly scared of Ebola…I read outbreak….so it’s nice to see that Ebola is coming back.

I remember going to the hospital thinking I had Ebola in some hypochondriac anxiety panic attack hangover….and another time…after eating a banana, I gave myself a rash thinking they were Ebola Bananas because my roommate told me there was an Ebola outbreak at the Banana plant….this was before the internet and it was easier to believe I had banana Ebola….more than realizing my roommate was pranking me because he knew I went to the hospital at least once thinking I had Ebola…

So it’s nice to see Ebola is back..

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Candice Jones in a Swim Campaign
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Grillo Gets It
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McDonalds Opening in Moscow in the 90s
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Taylor Swift and Zoe Kravitz were Lockdown Pals
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Guy Tries 108 Bologna Challenge
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Jessie James Decker in a Bikini
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Hot Russian Model in Panties and a T-Shirt
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Just a New Mario Song Cover
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Car Loses Control and Spins Out
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Two Guys Free Trapped Bull…..Bull Thanks Them as a Bull Should
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Mallory Edens in a Bikini
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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I prefer a classier and refined social norm, where people were decent in public and degenerates secretly…

In the same way that I liked being a reclusive weirdo when people were out and about and I had the option of being out and about but chose to alienate myself and segregate myself in my own kind of social distance quarantine…only now that there’s a curfew here and no bars or restaurants are open…I’m wanting to escape the isolation….even though in my core…I love isolation…

So everyone being a degnerate, perverted, porn slut…is boring..not that boring because like granny used to always say….the more sluts the merrier…but it’s MORE fun when 90 percent of people aren’t sexual…and the 10 percent who are…are the freaks and weirdos you want to be around…

Now you can’t differentiate them from the mainstream….because everyone is the same edgy mainstream…fighting to be the weirdest while still being mainstream….and it just makes for WAY too much content to skim through in stead of just sticking to that 10 percent that are freaks….

It’s all so confusing….We are in a life of “Less Fun”…with far more nudes…and stepLINKS…so many stepLINKS…

Madison Beer is Holding her Teddy
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Vanessa Hudgens is IG Official with her Man
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Rihanna in Nothing but Silk Boxers
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Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker are in Love.
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Megan Fox Selfies!
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Selling Sunset’s Christine Quinn’s Upskirts!
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Half Naked Girls Pose with Pandemic Statue….
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Red Lingerie Top Looking Done Up
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Kara Del Toro in a Tiny Bra
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Olivia Culpo is In Love with her Man
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Bikini Girl’s Failed Dive
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Katharine McPhee in a Pre Pregnancy Bikini Pic
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Jordyn Jones in her Bikini Looking Great
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Former Gymnast and Porn Star Verona Van de Leur is on Only Fans
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Trust No One
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Youtuber During Japanese Earthquake
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Two Women Say “12 Months” in Estonian….
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Drunk Guy Does MJ Dance
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The Best Celeb PDA on Valentine’s Day
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Noah Cyrus is in Bear Lingerie
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This Model – Ashley Tervort is a Sight to be Seen
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Aaron Rodgers is on Set with Shailene Woodley
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Just Catching a Lift…
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Bald Parrot and the Floatation Device
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Cat Refuses to Get Pet
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Oprah Gets Exclusive Sit Down with Harry and Meghan…
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Meg Thee Stallion’s Birthday Brag
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Topless Model Eating an Apple for Art
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Madelene Wright Dropped some OnlyFans Content
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American Idol is Real Clickbait
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This Girl in Leggings is a Bowling Champion
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What Happens After you Flush the Toilet
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Snow Tubing Insanity
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Madelaine Petsch Getting Down to Hilary Duff
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Unknown Texan Model in Pink Lingerie for Valentine’s Day
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Genie Bouchard on a Mexican Bikini Romantic Vacation
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Best Tattoo Reveal
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Business Man Teaches Homeless Guy to Start a Business
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Snapped Cable Causes Weird Accident
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Chanel Westcoast in Lingerie!
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Eastern European Model in her Artistic Shoot
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Man VS Ice
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Skateboarder Eats Shit
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Metalhead Parrots is Dumb
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Victoria Perusheva is a HOT Russian Model
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Danny Amendola Imitates his Girlfriend
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Girl Does a Karate Kick
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When Scotty from Star Trek Saved a Suicidal Fan’s Life
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Bebe Rexha in Lingerie
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Chief’s Heiress in a Valentine’s Day Bikini
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Weird Kissing for Valentine’s Day
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Model Danielle Harrington Posing for Kim K’s Lingerie Brand
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Apryl Jones in a See Through Bra
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Model Natalie Roush for Bawdy Lingerie
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Kaia Gerber Braless Pokies
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Solid Troll
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A Whole Lot of Butts!
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Viral Challenge….Fail
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5 Shirts You Need for St Patrick’s Day
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Dakota Johnson’s Ass in Jeans
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Saweetie Big Titties
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Rita Ora in Australia with Cleavage
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Beyonce Strong Calfs
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So Much See Through
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22 People Having a Shitty Day
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Dildo in the Ass
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Carb loading
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Fat Ass in Grocery Store
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Glassware in the Ass
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Hottie in the Shower
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Girl’s Public Orgasm
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Bouncy Boobs
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Just Clowning Around
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Hot Girl Shower Sex
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Titty Drop!
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Pawg Fuck
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Another Amateur Shower Fuck
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Public Atrocities
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Mary Masturbates Outside
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Fingered in Overalls on a Drive
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2021

Feb

Halle Berry Topless of the Day

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Halle Berry may be 100 years old, but she still looks fucking amazing from behind….

She may be Hollywood’s answer to blackness because she’s white as shit thanks to her mom and being raised white….but she has inspired a bunch of black people who see her as black so I guess I’m not here to decide whether her bullshit is offensive or not…you know because of black face…I mean she was neglected by her black father her whole life so she does live with that …which could very well make her dive into the blackness over the whitness since white is boring unless you’re trying to convince Hollywood execs that you’re a good hire…

Her tits are wonderful and so is her ass….so stop giving J.Lo all this hype at 51, when Halle Berry at 54 is so much fucking better….

Not that women over 50 should be sexualizing themselves, but when you’re over 50 and still worth fucking based on your look and not just your horniness due to higher Testosterone levels, menopause…..you better fucking release content like this because it’s enlightening…even if you can’t get it pregnant…which is probably what you’d want from Halle Berry if you were to ever get up inside her…you know set for life K-Fed shit…

Look at this fucking body…I mean…maybe I am overhyping it…but it is fucking nice…and that goes against everything I believe in my soul about old bitches….even if they fuck better, harder and with more enthusiasm because their sexual appeal is dwindling…I mean even if this is filtered to hide the stretch marks, varicose veins, grey pubis…..it’s still fucking great….so do her a favor and give her some Monster Balls…..

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