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2021

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Twerk of the Day

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If celebrities actually cared about things beyond themselves, they’d probably be pretty disappointed in what has happened with their kids, you know if only they actually noticed their kids, instead of just putting on some act like they are the kids father on birthdays and Christmas….you know cuz they are actors and have a new family now…

But if celebrities actually cared about their kids, like if Alec Baldwin genuinely gave a shit about Ireland besides being an embarrassment to him, he’d probably realize just how he went wrong, because instead of making a difference, or taking on important roles in the world, she’s twerking on her IG in shorts to entertain herself, all looking like a fucking nutcase, all unstable as shit, crying to get noticed instead of actually doing shit that matters…not that anything matters…but terking for weirdo fans is fucking weird strategy to get noticed, jerked off to, even to build up a career as an influencer if that’s her dream…

The fact is that she’s got two famous parents, they have house, money, access…and this is what the 7 foot tall girl brings us…I mean doesn’t Alec have a junior agent at the agency he makes millions for who can take her on and help her? I mean she could very easily be as important as any other influencer slut all because her parents are rich…instead we’re watching some public demise of someone who’s gone totally mental…off the rails…and she’s already been in and out of rehab a few times, a delicate soul…who just needs a hug and some guidance…

I mean, maybe I’m too uptight…and should be like that dog and judge silently in a WTF is this bitch doing….and why did she chop off her hair, isn’t that one of those things people do when they lose their shit officially..before being carted off to an institution…

Ireland, despite being large, which is irrelevant on a screen, becaus she’s proportionate and has big tits, could be doing more or even doing this better…maybe we should collab and take over the internet together…first step will be re-shooting this in a shirt that doesn’t look like a lesbian gym teacher on SKI day.

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2021

Jan

Isla Fisher Lingerie of the Day

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When I think of lingerie, this is not at all what I think about, which I guess makes sense, since it is Isla Fisher, who I also don’t view as some hollywood babe I want to make sweet love to like I was Borat….even if she’s got some tit….but also because it’s some 1920s bloomer lingerie, not some fancy french lingerie that’s riding up her ass, that is sheer, where I can see her fucking redhead bush or vagina lips or nipples….which I guess makes sense since she’s a redhead and likely has INVISIBLE nipples.

What I am trying to say is that Isla Fisher in THIS underwear is not ho tot me, I don’t have a ROARING 20s fetish, I don’t go to SWING DANCE Class with the other nerdy weirdos who also do burlesque, but that could be because I don’t find Isla Fisher hot..she’s 44 and looks it which is against the fucking law for a celebrity and I guess maybe a fetish to some of you looking for authentic 44 year olds to jack off to that don’t have muppet faces!

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2021

Jan

Jessica Lord See Through of the Day

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Jessica Lord is not Traci Lords which is unfortunate for her because Traci Lords is the ultimate troll around….I am sure you all know the story, since I know the story and I am a full retard who doesn’t remember things, like how I am not allowed to use the word retard, and how my boss will send me to sensitivity training, something I probably need, since I have zero empathy, psychopath qualities I call Autism…so judging me is discrimination towards my condition….

That said, I also don’t follow porn, even though I am flagged a porn site, so the fact I know Traci Lords’ story means you know the story…she was 15 and pregnant, got a fake ID and did porn until she was 18 and quit 2 days after turning 18 so that only one of her porns is legally allowed to be viewed, if that…otherwise shit is illegal…allowing her to be this HUGE name…to launch a mainstream acting career…where she did basically every John Waters movie…

Point being, Jessica Lord, is not Traci Lords or Traci Lords’ daughter, she’s a UK actress, 22 years old, in some shitty movies including Party of Five Redo, which you had no idea even existed, because Party of Five to you died to when Jenifer Love Hewitt and Neve Campbell turned 35….

I guess this is her big reveal, her “LOOK AT ME I AM AN ACTRESS WITH A JOB”….see through cuz tits get you noticed….it’s all so basic and simplistic I don’t know why every girl isn’t naked at all times for career improvement…seriously…I guess a lot are, but we need ALL nude ALL the time….

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2021

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

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I read some bullshit story about some 50 year old woman who lowered her TINDER search results to 19 year olds and has ended up with a 19 year old…that they agree started out as a KINK relationship….he was curious to experience the friction of a menopausal mom pussy while she was curious to experience the porn generation of throat fucking perverts who are so fucked up sexually that by 19 they have a kink to fuck old moms…and I thought to myself…”That would never be me”….I’m a “they die by 40″….I mean really they die by 35 but with modern vanity they can stretch it out a few years…..and really they die at 30 but as someone with no standards into taking whatever is affordable….I don’t live by that rule…

So the point of that story is that people like fucking moms….I am just not those people…but here are some moms showing off their naked bodies as women do on the internet for that feedback that gets them off….in what could be argued as too little, too late…but I figure taking and posting nudes at any age is still worth looking at, even if you’re not into that whole “is the placenta still attached to taht thing or is that just how it looks when it becomes a mom”….kind of thing.

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2021

Jan

Leven Rambin Erotica of the Day

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I accidentally watched what ended up being a totally pointless movie about Malcolm McDowell (Alex from Clockwork) and Ron Perlman (Emrata’s Husband’s Twin) being lifelong blood brothers involved in some West Virginia oil project that gets thwarted by Perlman’s loser son fucking up by killing a girl….only to SPOILER ALERT (not that I give a fuck about giving spoilers) end in a draw where both motherfuckers die…

Well, it was a Netflx thing, so I’ll assume far too many people saw it that shouldn’t have seen it, because there’s no context to basically anything that happens in the movie and makes zero fucking sense, but LEVEN RAMBLIN is the set of tits in the movie, she’s the babe, the love interest that who the fuck cares, she’s got big tits…

Now I don’t know if that going to be her big break, or if it will put her on the map officially…but she was the only thing good the movie had to offer as the rest of it was pure shit….but I guess a good opportunity for her to leverage into something bigger for herself…since her IMDB looks pretty fucking sad…

And everyone knows, if you’ve got some people noticing the 30 year old tits on NETFLIX then give those people something more to jack off to on Instagram…from your shitty apartment that looks like a student apartment because not everyone in the movies can afford nice houses…

I appreciate the fetish gear, even if I hate that bondage look, it’s the bigger picture of being a slut on instagram I like…all while not worrying about how her upper thighs are exploding out of her panties in some not very fit kind of way…brave…bold…edgy….you know anything for hits….which is why I am posting this shit…not that I get any traffic from the 4 people googling Leven Rambin tits…since GOOGLE has me blocked those perverts…

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2021

Jan

Nina Dobrev Ass in White Leggings of the Day

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Nina Dobrev doesn’t just wear white pants, but she also inserts White into her ass…get it…cuz her boyfriend is the circus clown looking billionaire snowboarding Olympic hero doing that whole bootleg Carrot Top thing, where his comedic props are less annoying that the original Carrot Top, but more in the form of 30 something year old Eastern European refugees that managed to end up on a TV show in LA after a stint in Canada where her family bought their way in….

In this video, her boyfriend Carrot Top White filmed her booty in her pants, which is not all that great of a booty, but still the booty he cums in and is smitten by, since she hasn’t worked as an actress in a long time, her finances are likely dwindling, and she’s turned her acting into manipulating rich men….as these actresses do because acting for a movie is much like acting to seduce men since men are half retards and fall for it…and if you don’t believe me, ask any rich guy who’s paid out half his money in divorce settlements, they know….”The sex was so good, she was just so perfect, I couldn’t believe it was real, until the day after we got married and shit got real”….you know romance for profit shit that may have been invented in Communist Russia, but more likely a TALE AS OLD AS TIME..\

I also don’t give a fuck about Shaun White and Nina Dobrev being young and in love doing epic things cuz they are rich, like shooting guns…I am more about her thinking his photography / filming skills are so LOL…no wonder he made 100s of millions of dollars off his deal with GOPRO kind of thing…a fucking MARTIN SCORCESE level director up in here….but the real question is where’s that sex tape at…since I prefer my ass shots to include less clothing and more spreading…..maybe oil that shit up and make a PEROGI out of her….

As a sidenote, I was reminded that I have historically been grossed out by ginger haired people’s mouths, maybe it is the contrast of their pale skin to their overly dark lips, but in High School I’d gag watching the ginger kid eat…so I googled it to see if redhead mouths offend or disgust anyone else, or if I was alone in this…maybe it was just a one-off situation….and this is what google brought back to me….

You’re naughty google…

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2021

Jan

Olivia Jade Bikini of the Day

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I guess now that Olivia Jade’s mom has been released from Prison, and unlike Phil Spector, she didn’t die of COVID while in there, Olivia Jade can go back to her meaningless existence of being another rich kid trying to find clout on the internet by being slutty on social media.

She must have hated the last 2 years where she had to go silent or off the whole influencer hustle, especially since she never wanted to go to UFC, fake rowing bribes or not, that was her parents doing and in doing, she was perfectly happy being a slut of instagram and youtube pretending to be an influencer, creating content for her virtual fans, cuz it feeds their egos…which makes the whole college scandal even more hilarious…like this bitch didn’t even want to go to school, she has money and social media, what more is there for her.

Anyway, in the last 2 years, probably the most important 2 years on Social Media where celebs have finally dove into it, legitimizing it as a valid marketing and sales tool that is good enough for the A List….and the f-list trying to climb the ranks…and this bitch had to sit it out…

So hre she is starting up again, bikini pics are the way to get those likes and follows going….also the gateway to selling used bikinis and feet pics…which is the gateway to a fan account where she fakes chatting with her pervert fans as she upsells the nudes…even though she doesn’t need the money…her Dad Massimo is rich as fuck from his Sears brand of clothing…but I guess having money when you’ve always had money isn’t as fun as having “FANS”…into the young tits and that fake rower body.

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2021

Jan

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I am not a breeder or interested in breeding, I find it some basic animalistic instinct that is ridiculously inconvenient and totally unrewarding.

Anytime I see people, especially young people, pushing their stroller, the dude always looking exhausted and miserable, because he knows in his soul that being in this mess fucking sucks and that he’d be better off just playing videogames and jerking off to porn, I mean sex is good and all, but sex with life changing results with a bitch who is just going to get older and older, is pretty depressing.

I don’t know how they convinced us into having kids, there seems to be nothing fun about having kids, if anything it’s just a weird perversion, or just something for simple minds to do….because sure, seeing a young version of yourself can be rewarding if they end up doing something substantial with their lives, but 99.9 percent of people just end up lazy, miserable, in shit jobs living unimpressive lives, so maybe that time and energy spent on being a dad or parent could be spent on you living your best life, your substantial life, where kids aren’t really in the mix…

So to me, the whole breast milk thing is nothing hot…swollen hormonal tits with a banged out pussy is not my fetish…the only benefit of breast milk would be if I survived a plane crash with a group of people and one happened to be lactating, I’d latch on for LIFE and start sucking that human dairy out of her, but in everyday life, when not in some traumatic survival mode, breasts filled with milk, doing what breasts were desinged to do, are better for the dads that got those breasts full of milk to experience new / bigger breasts before they dry up and they go back to just empty sacks of mom tit…

What I am saying is that anyone into breast milk as a fetish, who isn’t a dad who has already traded his balls in for a “family” experience, and is just happy to have a new version of an old tit that he’s stuck with for life, is just a werido…so you are a weirdo….

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2021

Jan

Ashley Graham’s Nipples on Buzzfeed of the Day

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Whilst trying to give birth to whatever my rotted out intestines decided was ready to painfully eject from my system, I was on my “smart” phone looking at “apple news” app because my “smart” phone is one controlled and operated by the evil empire that is Apple….

In this “apple news” app I came across a headline that read something like “Ashley Graham Shares Pregnancy Pics” because I guess whatever rotted out of intestines and was ejected out of her vagina, because she’s got one of those vaginas that has breached the intestines due to injury from taking massive fat girl shits, and like a crackhead who had a still birth in the back alley she lives in, she took that mass off what she assumed as fecal matter and started to breast feed it….and now at a year old…it has taken human form and she calls it her child..

Point being, in her round-up of pics, there’s a wet t-shirt pic, with her fat girl tits out, all hard nippled…and Instagram says “that’s cool, fat girl nipples are cool”….and Buzzfeed, who has mainstream advertising networks that turn down any small site for far less racy content, post it up like it’s not some fat girl titty fetish content…and that offends me.

Not as much as Ashley Graham offends me as she goes around making her millions of dollars for being fetishized by an industry as this fat icon needed to market products to the fatter generation of people who can’t relate to skinny bitches traditionally used, as they are a total other species of woman…

So this fatty is out there being celebrated, getting work, being told it’s ok to be fat, telling girls it is ok to be fat, which is fucking FAKE news that should be FLAGGED on twitter as one of their “this is not actual fact, this is lies, lets delete all these fat empowerment bitches, cuz we have proof that like smoking, fat fucking kills and telling kids it’s ok and HOT to be fat, is lies used to keep society sick, unhealthy, on meds, dying young, unable to protest or fight the system, because they are too busy eating their POISON junk food”….

So not only are the ad networks like GOOGLE full of shit, if you want to see the list of bullshit ad networks, all of whom have rejected running ads on DrunkenStepfather for being a “porn” site but think it’s cool for Buzzfeed to post fat Ashley Graham tits for empowerment and diversity, when anyone jerking off to her is a fucking weirdo pervert…you can CLICK HERE

Or maybe you’re more into fat girl tits, since fat girl tits is the only redeeming quality a fat girl can have….

All this to say, we live in a weird hypocritical, inconsistent society that confuses an Autistic fuck like me……an I don’t care that Buzzfeed gets away with tits cuz they are high trafficked billion dollar media company, I am just saying how I am blacklisted for the same content, that’s discrimination and I’d care more if I was actually producing this content instead of reposting it to say “LOOK AT THIS FATTY AND HER FATTY TITS”….