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2024

28

May

Eva Amurri Tits on the Beach of the Day

Eva Amurri is playing some kind of tennis on the beach with her big tits in a one piece.

The mom of 15 and daughter of Susan Sarandon’s big tits was originally brought to our attention decades ago thanks to her being naked in Californication, something all rich kids on LA should do to secure their place in the industry, back before there was onlyfans and instagram to do their whoring…

I’m the kind of guy who watches busty girls in tight tops practice beach volleyball for hours, so big tits on the beach are something I am into…unfortunately…there are no beaches here so I’m stuck resorting to Eva Amurri…

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2024

28

May

Heidi Klum and Leni Klum in Bikinis of the Day

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Here’s a little mom daughter incest fetish for the perverts out there.

I have known a few people who have fucked both the mom and daughter in the same family, usually starting with the daughter then being seduced by the competitive mom who wanted some of what the daughter was getting. It wasn’t in the threesome setting but they fucked the mom and daughter separately, making for a fun Thanksgiving dinner….

The closest I have got to executing a hot mom/hot daughter fetish experience was getting a daytime stripper in her 50s to give me a lap dance and finding out that her daughter worked the hotter chick night shift because she wasn’t a blown out and exhausted stripper forced to the day shift, but rather the new generation…so I got a lap dance from her too….

Anyway, Heidi, like the stripper mom raising the stripper daughter to give the best lap dances….we’ve got Leni Klum, the young big titty daughter carrying on her mom’s legacy of high profile whore…while already being established and not really needing to be a whore like her mom…but doing it anyway because it’s family tradition.

They are in Monaco doing some F1 shit since Leni’s biological dad is some F1 boss, but they took time to yacht in skimpy bikinis and did you check out the tits on Leni…

Check out the tits on LENI…

HERE are some other pics of them at the F1 event …

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2024

28

May

Caylee Cowan is Reinventing Herself of the Day

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I am getting takedown notices every fucking day over this Caylee Cowan chick who is trying to erase her past.

When it comes to shitty blogs, there is a thing called DMCA which is some copyright act that makes site like ours criminal for posting the FOUND CONTENT on the internet and gives the person who owns the pics the right to ask us to take the shit down…even if they are public figures, this being satire and news, fair use if you ask me….

Caylee Cowan or her man Casey Afleck has hired some annoying company that sends emails to us, the server, basically everyone, threatening legal action if we don’t comply in taking down her pics they claim are copyright to her OnlyFans…that I doubt still exists…

They clearly want her to be packaged as a respectable set of tits, not some young girl being passed around by Rick Solomon of the PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE ERA….even though he posted a used condom tagging CAYLEE COWAN…also a picture they are trying to remove..

So in her rebrand, she’s still using the tits, but in a more classy less prostitute trying to pay her rent in LA kind of way, thanks to dating an AFLECK….

It’s all so exciting…but not for me, I spent HOURS trying to remove old pics of her that she didn’t take or own because she’s a pain in the ass…

Hot tits….but a pain in the ass…

Posted in:Caylee Cowan

2024

28

May

Drea De Matteo’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Drea De Matteo from the Sopranos, who bred with Waylon Jennings’ rich kid son who tries to assume the cool of his dad, while never being his dad, but always being the unimpressive rich kid thanks to his dad…is getting the most hype of her life now that she’s launched on OF.

The problem is that her slutty selfies are exactly what you’d expect from a 50 year old mom who hasn’t really embraced or understood technology because she didn’t really ever need to.

They didn’t have computers when she was a gum chewing high school slut and her adult years were spent not doing anything productive behind the screen, where others take pics of her, so her attempt at slutty content is almost sad and embarassing…

She probably doesn’t realize people make feature films that win awards on their iPHONES, so releasing an 90s digital camera quality picture that’s either first generation digital camera or first generation scanned polaroid…is weird, unless it’s part of her old lady aesthetic.

I’ll take an old whore whoring like a young whore any way…since it’s a funny cash grab even for the rich..

Posted in:Drea De Matteo

2024

28

May

Victoria Justice’s Titty Promo Tour of the Day

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Victoria Justice has been making some kind of comeback after years of retirement from her Nickelodeon child star bullshit and she’s doing it by showing off her tits the way a woman trying to promote herself should.

She was a sexualized child star, but apparently not sexualized by the producer who just had a documentary released about being a pervert, who is also rumored to being the father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ kid, and who is also rumored to have creeped on pretty much all of the teen stars because he was some fat fuck who clearly never got laid, put into the position of authority with the hot chicks who ignored him growing up, and in typical nerd fashion he asserted that power in claiming all her felt he deserved, since that’s how nerds operate.

Anyway, she says he didn’t stick it to her, but others on the show said he stuck it to them, which probably gave this one a complex in a “why wasn’t I molested by by teacher”…or “why does my dad bang my sister and not me” kind of way…

Clearly she’s working though it, tits out, cuz tits get hits and is the low level sexualizing we need.

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2024

28

May

British Titty Model Helen Flanagan’s Still Got British Titty to Model of the Day

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Helen Flanagan was the Coronation Street actress who decided that being on the longest running TV show in the UK, which unfortunately for all of us in the Commonwealth are forced to watch that shit. It’s like how the Queen is on all our Money, Cornonation Street is on all our TVs….

That wasn’t good enough for Helen, she said my birthright as a UK chick with big tits is to be a trash can in trashy lad mags with my tits out, going to night clubs in cheesy sex shop apparel before it became an instagram trend with brands like Fashionova…turning every Kardashian wannabe into a pole dancer on her slow song….

Flanagan said “I have tits, put me in magazines and find me a Rugby Player or a Soccer Player to Breed with”…because it’s just more fun that being a character on repeat on a show that’s been on 90 years….like working at the fucking mill, but the acting on TV version.

Turns out, she’s still got the tits. Cheerio chimney sweeper…ready for a cuppa?

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2024

28

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are Titties Too…

In the event you were wondering…

Yes, I always say the same thing…

It is worth repeating…because tiny tits are titties too…

In a world of big tits and inclusivity…let our diversity team celebrate and not discriminate against the tiny tits..

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2024

28

May

Lucie Sedlakova is the Instagram Of The Day

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There was a time when these Eastern European and former communist countries were poor as shit and sex work was the only way for a woman to have a better life.

For those of you who don’t know, sex work is the polite way of saying crack whoring like some degenerate scumbag with no soul, but with a hole they are willing to fill for a price, no matter how dirty the objects being inserted in their hole is.

Anyway, in these soviet countries, the whores make more money than the doctors, lawyers and anyone who isn’t a fucking criminal….

Now, that’s pretty much the case in America, because whoring pays, but I am old, so the Eastern European named whore means something to me…

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

28

May

Britney Spears Hostage Video Shows Off Favorite Dress of the Day

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It was Memorial Day weekend, so I fucked off from this soul sucking work of updating a site no one reads….

I figure the most important update to make after Memorial Day weekend would in theory be all the drunk college aged girls in thong bikinis doing their best at producing porn on their iPhones, because what used to be a weekend of date rape has become a weekend of you can’t rape the willing, but they can film it and post it to the internet in hopes of making money…

The second most important update is to show off what must be a domestic war crime featuring Britney Spears who is being held hostage in the same living room all of her content is released from, making me assume she is not allowed to leave the house.

We need to Army, Navy and Marines to come together and break her free, or at least some PTSD veteran fan who decides to take the law and safety of your great country into his own hands, the way he was trained…..you know…militia shit working for a good cause.

I am trying to figure out what she is watching on TV to put a date on this.

I am still not convinced it’s Britney Spears, but rather some actress pretending to be her, mainly because of the tooth gap she never had…..if they show us the same Britney over and over again….we’ll just assume that’s Britney….

Either way, pop star in all her weirdness has some old mom titty in a pink dress and it’s familiar even if marketed as crazy..and even if it is crazy….crazy is good in bed…and that’s what it’s about.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2024

28

May

Milf Monday of the Day

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I was talking to an old guy who said something like:

“there was a time when MILFs were an exciting concept, an old pussy that’s seen better days and that has been used to completion, offering you the full pussy experience without it being your seed sticking you with the bill for 18 years like some kind of human STD….the older and more experienced proven by the fact that she shat out a kid from that older pussy….but now that I am old, the MILFS are so much younger than me, that even the old MILFs with their geriatric waited too long IVF babies are so much younger than me, that it’d no longer MILF fetish because I am not on the wrong side of the MILF fetish…instead it’s cradle robbing the cradle rocker”…..

That old guy was me….