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2020

03

Nov

Kara Del Toro Naked of the Day

Kara Del Toro is an instagram model who I guess is really subtle about the whole tits get hits thing, you can tell because she’s covering her tit with a coffee cup, so you know it’s not gratutious nudity, but that’s probably just to meet instagram’s terms and conditions, where you can be naked, if it is strategic naked, and not spread wide open naked, that fine line of porn and “art”…not that this is art…but it is some naked bitch on a patio naked….

The funny thing about Kara Del Toro is that she’s married, but still committed to “Instagramming” like some low level slut, because I guess the lines and follower are worth more than having decency or modesty….especially since she’s gone this far…she was even in MAXIM MEXICO last month…DREAMS DO COME TRUE….

I am not hating on girls posting nudes, I just think there’s no difference to this and porn, but brands endorse this, while porn girls for the most part at least, I mean it’s trendy now, but up until now, were black sheep….that is some GIRL ON GIRL HATE CRIME…because girls are the SLUT SHAMERS not us…

We just address that girl is naked for attention, which DOES NOT MEAN we don’t like them being naked…it just means they are naked for attention and CLEARLY I just put this on my fucking website and thus APPRECIATE THE NAKED EFFORT…but would appreciate it better if I was the neighbor with a butthole vagtage point…cuz subtle nudity sucks.

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2020

03

Nov

Nikki Sia See Through Thong of the Day

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Nikki Sia is a babe with 550k followers that I’ve never heard of, but that doesn’t mean she’s not worth jerking off to, there are millions of girls I’ve never heard of that are all worth jerking off to, it just means that she’s done something right since my old disconnected not on social media pervert ass has found her….it means she’s actually hit….because I am not here digging through social media, or going to college castings, or really trying to find the NEXT big thing, I’m more into passively waiting for them to get hot enough for it to hit my irrelevant, outdated radar…it means she’s HIT…

The story is she started IG in 2016 and in 4 years is more relevant than any of us ever will, not that we try, but you could argue updating a site everyday 10 times or more is fucking trying…

She’s done some bootleg trashy brand integrations…but we’re more into hot half naked body she’s posting up for likes and clout…

She has a greek flag on her IG, so that could mean her vagina is her anus, as greeks invented or at least put their flag on ANAL sex back in the Ancient Greek civilization branded as their own because I am sure before Plato and Socrates were deep dicking each other for enlightenment, cavemen were violent raping each other up the ass for dominance, it’s a human condition…but then again, what girl her age isn’t about anal, it’s the orifice that unites all genders something her generation is all about….ANAL QUEENS DON’T NEED TO BE GREEK…they just need to be under 30.

Here instagram is HERE

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2020

03

Nov

Chelsea Handler Topless Voter the Day

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In case you didn’t know, there’s an election today….and every fucking celebrity idiot who is overpaid, far too successful for their level of talent, including but not limited to this Chelsea Handler trash, who was just a failed actress who realized she could seduce her way up the ranks via Comedy, like some Whitney Cummings, another Comedy groupie in LA, who knew that if you want to meet losers who have some clout, connections and can help make them exist in the entertainment industry, the single best place to be is the lame ass comedy club, because comics need to get laid…so as all these idiots bounce jokes of each other, trying to win the affection of the tits in the room, garbage women comics were created….and some have made 100s of millions of dollars…

In case you missed it, Chelsea Handler is one of those cunts who is totally unrelatable, trying to be relatable, or trying to influence the vote, she even got 50 CENTS to retract his TRUMP endorsement because her racist ass did a Black on Blonde mandingo fetish relationship with him, and the pussy was that good, I mean good enough to get her a TV show…she’s a pro people…

Her consistently being topless at 65 disturbs me, even if the tits are only 15 years old, because old ladies getting topless to get noticed is just sad….I mean any girl getting naked to get noticed is sad….you’re worth more than that, you know, but we are the misogynists for calling you a shameless desperate cunt reducing the value of women around the world with shitty jokes and getting topless to be heard, clearly, we’re not the fucking problem here….no one’s sexualizing Handler but her damn self…

But I guess when there’s toplessness, there’s me looking at it, so here’s toplessness that I’ll look at….but HATE because I don’t like celebs, their propaganda, the fact that they are out of touch in their insular communities of bullshit, yet think their opinion or experience reflects anything a NORMAL person lives…you elitist cunts.

Plus she’s gross…

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2020

03

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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When it comes to tight pants pictures posted to social media accounts around the world on a daily basis because Tight Pants are the gateway to nudes, or at least that fine line of hot content people need to keep their social media accounts interesting, you have to wonder how many of these pics are photoshopped to have a rounder booty, and the truth is, I am sure all of them are. Social media is a fucking lie.

What isn’t a lie is that Tight Pants are a fucking trend and have been for a long fucking time, brands have got rich off the tight pant trend, from American Apparel in the 2000s, to Lululemon, to SPANX….if you find a product that makes a girl’s ass look ripe for the eating, you’re going to make bank, I mean even obese chicks who grease up and slide into two sizes too small tight pants end up having their fat squeezed into visually appealing shapes….so tight pants…are amazing….if if they are a fucking lie.

I know that the advent of work from home, but still wanting to be hot, slutty and worth jerking off to, has really turned this ATHLEISURE thing into a mainstream trend. No button up pants without elastic waist bands are worn anymore, but it’s not really all that new of a trend, I’ve been staring at tight pants for years…always into the pussy definition, which is now seen as modern day cleavage, a little “LOOK I HAVE A CUNT”….kind of thing…since the gender thing is so obscure thanks to idiots everywhere…..

So here’s a lot of tight pants, because we like tight pants, anything that shows us a woman’s soul, or genitals, that they are cool with cuz they actually want you to see their genitals, it gets more engagement on their feed and can be presented as innocent “Just working out”…is a win.

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2020

03

Nov

Selena Gomez Panty Flash of the Day

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This is more than just a Selena Gomez panty flash for CR BOOK china, as the Fashion magazine has realized Chinese people are rich and would be a hot place to have a magazine, the population alone is mental and into American things like luxury brands, so why not cash in on China the way China has cashed on on America by stealing their Intellectual Property in exchange for slave labor in factories they own 50% of….it’s also a Selena Gomez potential nipple in a sheer top, even though I’d expect her nipple to be a darker tone, the way being Mexican would imply….

Speaking of SLAVES….here’s Selena Gomez…a slave to her parents who was sold to an industry and who clearly made a fortune, established an enormous celebrity and fanbase, but for whatever reason is still a shitty, unstable, in and out of rehab, pile of shit….that I’d like to blame her parents and the industry for, but she can take responsibility for her own shitty self…but the public just feel sorry for her because she has LUPUS or something…I mean she’s so vile that Bieber had to marry Hailey Bieber to escape the GOMEZ wrath…

She does look different than she used to look, photoshop? New face? Who fucking knows…. I just see some coddled over hype trash doing Luxury Fashion campaigns and am reminded that she fucking sucks.

Here’s her nipple

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2020

03

Nov

Linsey Donovan is Amazing of the Day

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Her name is Linsey Donovan and this girl is hilarious and thus amazing…

Her name is LINSEY DONAVAN, yes she writes her name like my retard ass would write her name if I didn’t know how LINDSAY was spelled, implying that whoever named her was dyslexic as you’d expect.

She also goes by “Bikini Barbie 99” because I guess she was born in 99 which would make her 21….

She’s only got 53k followers on IG, but instagram isn’t everything!

She’s clearly deserving of more because she’s a reminder that girls like this STILL exist…..

Trashy blonde girls who pose with their DUNKIN DONUTS in their FLORIDA ROOM LANAAI, with their damn motorbike…

It’s like Central Florida dreams from the late 90s just ejaculated all over her and turned her into this…..

The good news is that she’s young, she’s skinny, she lives ina. “Million dollar home” alone….and she’s got tits…all while being the level of TRASH you don’t really get the privilege of seeing now that trashy girls are into third wave coffee, organic foods, and the other instagram trends in health and wellness that has turend them into a different kind of muppet looking trash….

While this trash, seems more pure…and this I’m a huge fan. It’s nostalgic.

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2020

03

Nov

Caylee Cowan Upskirt of the Day

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After yesterday’s insane Halloween Hustle, scroll back in the archives to see how fucking awesome I am by putting together all those celeb Halloween pics for you, it was some next level performance by the laziest fucking degenerate loser I know….me…I wasn’t going to bother with more Halloween Content, old news, move on, let’s live in the future and move on with others….but then I came across this Caylee Cowan shit and laughed…that her ass has caught up to her tits….

Caylee Cowan is basically a big titty no one who lives in LA and does the SUGAR BABY hustle FOR SURE. She’s a producer on some shitty documentary, that basically means nothing, she’s been an actress in some shitty movie, another uneventful accomplishment, but she has also been fucking Rick Salomon, the Paris Hilton Sex Tape vendor and pro poker, private jet flying scammer…he’s in his 50s, she’s not, so you know it’s transactional…

Anyway, I love sloppy tits as much as the next guy who was never breast fed, they are great, but they almost ALWAYS come with a sloppy ass, whether it is sloppy at the time or it ends up being sloppy, the fat cells always win….so this is Cowan, doing her best COW impression, it’s her namesake ya’ll..

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2020

03

Nov

Haley Kalil Hard Nipples of the Day

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Haley Kalil is some WAG who is married to some NFL player named Matt Kalil. They got married in 2015 but renewed their vows in 2016 because he obviously fucked a bunch of sluts being an NFL player, it comes with the territory….when you’re paid stupid money even at the low level to play a kids game is hilarious, plus to get to even the low level of pro sports you are coddled, spoiled, told how great you are your entire life and then get rewarded for such a dumb thing with stupid money….you have no choice but to fuck every groupie, bartender and slut drining off your bottle at the club with your team…it’s team building, even if you have some model slut wife sitting at home waiting for you…

Anyway, in 2017 she became a Sports Illiustrated model, or “rookie” from their model search that is just a strategic marketing tactic that uses girls who want that stamp of Sports Illustrated approval so that she seems higher profile to her husband in a “Fuck me I’m an SI model, don’t fuck all those other IG girls, but if you do, I won’t leave you because I need NEED need this lifestyle”…and I guess using her Bachelor of Science in Medical Biology would require too much effort to turn into an MD when she’s got all she could ever want.

She’s also a Miss USA top 20 finalist back in 2014 on some Olivia Culpo shit, I guess pageant girls like NFL cock….

I don’t know why her nips outside Chateau Marmont are as hard as they are, they seem a like prosthetics, but assume it’s a tribute to Belushi who died there, Lohan who owned them 100s of thousands whens she lived there, and all the other fancy cocaine that’s been snorted there amongst the stars….

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2020

03

Nov

Stella Maxwell Kevin Spacey Tribute of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is the New Zealand hipster model with a dream. She first appeared on my radar as this androgynous weirdo shooting topless for Terry Richardson before the internet and industry decided to cancel his overpaid ass for being sleazy, even if sleazy was his whole mantra and basically the vibe of all his pictures….but that’s a story for another day, the injustices of cancel culture that I don’t give a fuck about because Richardson used to make 100k for a day of work that is hardly work. He was scamming proper and all good things should come to an end, which is why this site lives on, since it fucking sucks…and all things that suck never die.

Anyway, Stella Maxwell was ahead of her time with the whole shitty lopsided tit and shaved head thing…taking lesbian seriously…and I guess that didn’t pay her or pat her on her lesbian back hard enough….so she decided to get small tit implants, grow her hair out, become a girl, fuck celebrities that were identity crisis…from Miley to Bella Hadid to Kristen Stewart to whoever the fuck else she’s been with after random famous parties…like the horny degenerates all these rich people are….

She ended up becoming hot, becoming marketable, becoming a dyke for Victoria’s Secret, something most hipsters, or authentic hipsters would DENOUNCE if they ever could, but that this star fucker mooch hopped in on and went hard with…

She naked in rose pedals, for whatever reason, and that’s about all I gotta say about that.

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2020

03

Nov

Sydney Sweeney Bouncing of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is probably the most important young celebrity around right now and it may have a lot to do with the fact that she has enormous natural tits on her tiny fit frame, I mean that is likely a way to get into the casting director hearts and I guess the agent and manager hearts that helped her become this important young actress, because everyone loves big tits….girls love big tits, guys love big tits, even gay dudes love big tits, trannies love big tits, we were all breast fed and we all have that relationship with tits bigger than our head, it’s our earliest memories…from birth we were sucking on tits bigger than our heads so it becomes a familiar, comforting, maternal place when we see girls with tits bigger than our adult heads…

Anyway, she’s not trashy about her monster tits, she’s actually pretty modest about her tits, even shy about her tits and the first few movie roles she had didn’t feature tits, but Euphoria happened, was too good for her not to use it as her reveal and platform and she has since gone fucking viral amongst perverts and the industry alike…

So she’s in Hawaii filming some Mike White movie and Mike White to any indy movie fans is a fucking weirdo who was on Survivor and the Amazing Race despite being a famous actor, writer and fag…..and I guess this is Sweeney in some down time doing a high concept run from the camera…with a subtle flash of her ass…

I’m a fan of Sweeney, her big tits, and even Mike White, mainly for brining her to Hawaii so we can jerk off to all the bikini selfies.

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