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2020

02

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

It’s Medical Worker Monday and I was hoping for some more Patch Adams style smut, you know it’s Halloween and you’re a fucking nurse, maybe liven up the goddamn hospital a bit with costumes, rather than posting your nude selfies to the internet for attention because you don’t think you get enough praise for doing your damn job, despite the media running fucking parades in your honor for being so brave that you go to work each day during a pandemic, even thought that’s your fucking job….a job you’re clearly trying to supplement by selling nudes…which is crazy to me…if I worked in a hospital and any of these bitches were my co-workers, I’d know it, and that used to be something you’d get fired for, but since nurses are scarce, maybe lazy, maybe not into working the COVID ward….they don’t fucking care….the release or hype or gratification of putting out nurse smut is far greater than keeping their jobs…plus it’d be misogynistic for them to get fired for posting nudes….they’d have Em Rat Cow on board helping them fight for their rights to be nude in their free time, even if it’s on the fucking job..

Anyway, I was hoping for more Patch Adams, nurses in Costumes for all those sick kids dressed like POWDER or CASPER or ALIENS…you know hairless, bug eyed, pale….but some of these nurses are hot and better suited for sex work, than medical system sex work, targeting doctors to help make their dreams come true, only to end up targeting suckers to pay for their nudes….silly.

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2020

02

Nov

Camila Cabello Dog Lady Ass of the Day

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Camila Cabello who I like to call Elian Gonzalez who transitioned once he was sent back to CUBA after floating in on a raft, I mean how else does a Cuban born girl end up escaping communism to make it in America at the level that this one has, it’s all very suspicious….but none of that matters now that she’s rich as shit, famous as shit, all while being a beard to a Homosexual Canadian popstar who she calls her boyfriend…

I don’t know how Camila Cabello made it into America, it may be because her Dad was Mexican born, but for whatever reason she escaped communism, lines for toilet paper, and is now living the American dream in Miami better than most Americans born in America do…all because she’s a song and dancer from some fabricated bullshit band that went onto have a solo career….where she managed to roll out some new look, where she was once the hot chick from Fifth Harmony, whatever that is…she is now the pig bitch with the monster ass and legs….from enjoying the wealth of the land now that she can buy all the fast food she wants instead of that off-brand Russian shit she grew up on…

I guess some people out there find obesity in their popstars hot, I see it as a sign of her being lazy as shit and no longer spending her days doing song and dance, it’s a pandemic ya’ll…there’s no shows to perform for…and that clearly suits her sitting on her fat ass fine…bitch can’t even walk the dog she’s so bloated…it’s like watching a fat girl go on a hike, falling on herself, huffing and puffing as she struggles to keep up, only the photo version…

Here she is as a witch with her potentially gay boyfriend Shawn Mendes

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2020

02

Nov

Sofia Richie Catwoman of the Day

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Sofia Richie did some Catwoman shit, which I guess is clickbait for the nerds of the internet, since the internet is mainstream, it’s safe to assume you’re all a bunch of nerds, who chose screentime over real life, porn over sex, texting and liking pics that don’t matter over living…..nerd shit…

She’s doing her “Halle Berry” Catwoman, which I assume your nerd asses already knew, I mean what would be the point of knowing every woman in every comicbook and comic book movie, if you couldn’t identify the actress involved in the look…you know…nerd shit.

I guess she chose Halle Berry, because they are the same level of blackness, which is obviously something I can’t assume or write about in this era of Black people, because what the fuck do I know about levels of blackness…if a black bitch was raised in a white suburban area or in Sofia’s case amongst the rich and famous…is she any less black than someone who wasn’t, I mean I guess not…but maybe when white pussy pushed them out they are…

I only find Sofia Richie interesting because Lionel must be worth hundreds of millions of dollars, yet she decides to go partner up with the Kardashians as one of their castmember or props in their storyline, you know a handout from a family friend, like if you’re childhood friend’s family owns the mill and offer you a job at 15, only their mill is one of EVIL, consumerism and materialism….just all around gross….

I do think she represents an era of trashy people with too much money being trash…anything for clout, followers and attention because it’s so fucking lazy to be someone getting paid to selfie…

I also think she’s pretty hot, so we can forgive her for her empty, vapid existence, I mean all our lives don’t matter, at least she flies on her dad’s private jet to fancy places to do fancy things like likely bore her….

When you have everything, you have nothing to look forward to, but yet they never seem to kill themselves, why is that? Maybe when you have everything, you don’t need to bother killing yourself because you’re being pampered and pandered to all day….

At least she’s hot.

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2020

02

Nov

Noah Cyrus Halloween Butthole of the Day

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Noah Cyrus dressed up as a slutty Sabrina Spellman aka slutty Kiernan Shipka in the Sabrina the Teenage Witch reboot….but more interestingly she’s showing her full ass because would it be a halloween pic when you’re a useless, shadow to your sister, whether you have talent or not, and you are forced to do anything sexual that you can to get noticed, since society is based on porn and perversion…it’s just more fun when everything is slutty….but also the only way a lot of these people get any attention…even when they have famous dads and sisters…

I am not complaining about a full ass shot, even if Noah’s a bit of a troll, I figure if she’s eager enough to get out there and put out music despite being Miley’s sister, she’s got a level of delusion from being a coddled rich kid that makes her think she’ll do ok based on the family she’s from…and she probably will…but since Miley brought TUMBLR vibes to the mainstream in nudity, this one’s gotta take that to the next level to even scratch the surface of existing, otherwise she will forever just be Miley’s sister.

I do think a lesbian sex tape, where this ends in some strap-on sex, even though I hate lesbian sex, it’s anti climatic…would be a better approach but we are bottom feeders and take what we can get here.

Noah and Tana Mongeau also went as Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton

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2020

02

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky Boobs Monday along with Wetspot Wednesday and I guess Weight Watcher for the Weekend (fat girls) are some of the worse weekly features I do here…but I am what you’d call a self sabotager, I like to fail downwards, not upwards….it’s just the constant nailing into my coffin but for whatever reason I haven’t officially died yet, but I can guarantee I will.

That said, if women are out there producing this content for whatever reason, maybe to hype themselves up, maybe to seduce men who are into this specific niche…maybe they are SUPER hyped on the fact that people are excited about their milk filled tits, likely losers who don’t have sex, because their husbands and baby daddies probably apprecaite the bigger tits, but the whole package from being pregnant is a “RETURN TO FUCKING SENDER” situation…

So who am I to no support these women on their quest of disgusting, but know I hate EVERY single one of these pics at the core of who I am…but fuck it…because I know you would.

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Posted in:Lactating

2020

02

Nov

Big Girl Face Plants and Other Videos of the Day

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Wife Almost Dies in a Fight

Thai people have a Halloween Bikini Run

Scary In Store Display

Lucky Dude VS Lamp Post

ATM Theft

Car Wraps Around Tree

Wheel Barrel Faceplants

High as Fuck

Ferry in a Swell

Cyclist Crashes into Cactus

Tight Turn Fail

Anti-Masker

Woman Steals Cat Up Her Skirt…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

02

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I didn’t die on Halloween…I did think I was going to die from Daylight Savings, I thought it was 9 pm when it was 3 pm and that was basically my weekend..

Long gone are the days of overly excited that I’d have an hour extra at the bar, especially on Halloween…swimming in slutty costumes of girls I just creep out rather than engage with…you know life as the pervert old guy at the bar and all…

But instead, I didn’t even leave the house on Halloween…

I didn’t even look at slutty costumes on Halloween becasue I am all slutted out…I mean girls are NAKED now more than ever who fucking needs Halloween.

I am however already in the CHIRSTMAS Spirit..because Christmas, unlike Halloween is on a spiritual level that massages my fucking soul with tidings of goodwill towards men and other bullshit like Santa Claus….

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Larsa Pippen Doing a Little Resting and Relaxing in a Thong at the Beach
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Bella Hadid on Halloween Becomes POP ART
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KlienVision, The Supercar That Becomes A Plane In Minutes Takes Its First Flight!
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Sean Connery Gets Honored By Mike Myers At The AFI Life Achievement Award! – RIP MOTHERFUCKER
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Dog’s Reaction To Owner Coughing Is Perfectly In Line With The Current Coronavirus Situation!
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All Halloween Candies Get Stolen By A Family!
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Some Of The Best Halloween News Bloopers!
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend Dressed Up as His Sexy Nurse for Halloween
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Backflips
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How Skinny Girls Eat on Hallloween
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Asian Naked Dude Lights Candle in Worst Way
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NSFW – GIRL GETS BONED
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NSFW – GIRL FUCKS A MAGLIGHT
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NSFW- GRANNY IN HER MASQUERADE MASK
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NSFW- COSTUME COSPLAY PUSSY PLAY
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NSFW- HOOTERS GIRL GETS DOWN
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NSFW – SPOOKY BLOWJOB
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NSFW- PUMPKIN HEAD IN THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT
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Get Some Stylish Underwear!
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2020

01

Nov

Shower Sundays of the Day

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Sundays are for showers, unfortunately, for me that means it’s the day we hose my wife off…you know just wrestle her into the backyard and hose her down like a horse on a hot summer day….because a week of obesity, diabetes, and IBS fucking stinks…

Clearly, These showers are better.

Featuring girls of the internet not scared of ruining their phones…committed to the cause of posting nudes or just so addicted to technology that they have no choice but to take selfies in the fucking shower of them showering…you know because they can’t go a minute without their trusty companion to document your every single thought and move….

Luckily, I LOVE that every girl everywhere is posting nudes, it’s been a 20 year wait, but it’s finally happened and I’m into it.

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2020

01

Nov

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

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Apparently fat chicks are people to, they just weigh more.

The whole fat girl being a fetish has always terrified me, I remember my first BBW magazine back in the 90s and hated masturbating to it. I just liked believing that fat girls were broken girls who only had sex at 3 am when they found a dude drunk enough. Thanks to things like Tinder, the fat girls have been able to find all kinds of dudes willing to fuck them, even sober dudes, even before 3 am and have in turn decided being fat is hot….

They’ve campaigned for body positivity, they’ve had brands fold into their propaganda, the media buy into their propaganda and the world has accepted fat chicks as regular chicks…something I don’t subscribe to and figure that since I am married to a fat chick…something I think I’m an authority on….fat kills lives and the souls of the people that fuck it….and just because fat is accepted as normal, because we are surrounded by fat, doesn’t mean fat is normal, healthy, or hot…it just means we are all lazy fucks who eat badly…

Point being, we’re about inclusivity when it comes to chicks posting their nudes, I don’t care who they are, I just care that they are getting naked on the internet because that’s the only exciting thing the future has to offer before CHINA takes over. Nudes.

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Posted in:Fatty

2020

01

Nov

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

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Here’s another compilation post I was supposed to post yesterday but got drunk…it was Halloween and a Saturday and I am an alcoholic lazy fuck….so getting me to do anything requires far too much effort any day of the week, especially the days I don’t go on the computer or the phone because that shit rapes your mind.

I have no idea why I signed up for these weekend compilation posts, but I am doing my duty of posting hot girls being hot in their self produced and I guess sometimes photoshoot produced swimsuit pics…

I realize this site’s always been about celebrity, but I fucking hate celebs, it’s the everyday girls getting naked and half naked for that dream, or for some attention, hopes of money or just some recognition that they do Yoga 12 times a week, since they have normal jobs and do normal things, while the smutty half nakedness is just for shits and giggles…

I am sure you all have women in your life who have normal jobs, families, do the normal thing…who bust out a bikini pic from vacation and you’re like ‘Damn woman, it’s covid why you on vacation, oh but shit your body banging, where did that come from”…maybe she’s your teacher, your student, your barista at Starbucks, the bitch who makes you sandwiches at the diner, I don’t fucking know…but I do know everything day girls in bikinis is good times…even when some of these bikinis are clearly girls trying to be influencers and maybe even some influencers…which in and of itself is lame but still bikini pics..

TAKE IT IN.

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