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2020

Nov

Skinny Girl Saturday of the Day

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I was planning on posting these yesterday, you know my new features that require me turning on a computer on the weekend, which is a terrible fucking idea to begin with, it’s not going to get people “Jazzed” about the site…if I can’t get you interested monday to friday why the fuck do Saturday and Sunday Updates…more work, not more reward….it’s a keeping up with the speed of the internet situation, can’t go dark for 2 days, even though I have for 16 years of doing this…

But as it turns out there are so many girls, everyday girls, just trying to get ahead in the world and it is my duty to document the sluts of the world by categorizing them in Hashtags like SKINNY GIRL SATURDAY where they are actually the ones categorizing themsevles, because I’m just posting girls who posted their shit calling themselves skinny…so if they believe it…then it must be true.

Yes, I realize it is Sunday…posting my saturday posts…failing upwards we call it.

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2020

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Halloween, get the fuck out there and stare at all the closed bars you can’t grab a drink in…..or just watch all the sluts livestreaming as you get fatter and fatter eating all those chips since you finally married your couch after fucking her all these years….(your actual couch, not that fat girl you paid for a handjob once)

I know the fear of leaving your house, far greater than the fear of halloween…or horror movie.. not that you fear leaving your house, you just have a global excuse to not leave the house…becasue “I am addicted to porn” wasn’t good enough….but remember…being in your house is where the killers, rapists and depraved lunatics want you to be….no one will know you went missing…not for a few days at least…it’s the perfect weekend for home invasions…you expect a few door bell rings, no one expects to see you anytime soon…2020 making halloween good….since sluts are sluts every fucking day and you don’t need Halloween for that anymore….losers…

Here are some stepLINKS – Happy Halloween….losers…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Wanda Icardi Lets Her Boobs Hang in One of Her Favorite Lockdown Looks
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Vanessa Hudgens Killing it in a Morph Suit for Halloween
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Olivia Culpo Looking hot in a Skimpy Bikini on Vacation
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The Biggest Pancake Flip Ever From Way Back In 1985!
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Horse Dancing with Girl…
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Gracie Hunt is a Sexy Batman for Halloween
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Halsey is a Corpse Bride
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Makeup in Car Fail…
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Kylie Jenner’s Crazy Titty Show
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CNN VS Kirstie Alley
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PUG on Halloween
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Laci Kay Somers Dressed as a Bikini Clad Joker
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Lily Rose Depp is Hot in a Bikini for Chanel
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Bella Hadid’s Halloween Throwback
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Celebs Posing with Themselves
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Girl on Beach in Bikini Being Hot
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Scarlett Johansson And Florence Pugh Induce A Marvelous Drool-Fest!
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La La Anthony Nip Slip
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Saweetie Won Halloween by Recreating a Destiny’s child Video, where she is EVERY Child of Destiny
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Topless Model – Victoria Bozo
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Cody Bellinger Addresses His Stoned Look “I’m Not High That’s Just How My Face Looks”
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Lori Loughlin Starts Prison
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Girl is Trapped in Turtleneck
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Chicago Museum Of Natural History’s Life-Size Recreation Of A Tyrannosaurus Rex!
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Ireland Baldwin Cleavage!
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The Sexiest Photos of Borat’s Daughter
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Elizabeth Banks as Tara Reid in The Big Lebowski
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Candice Swanepoel in a Thong
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Porn Star Kendra Lust Sends Love to Soccer Star James Rodriguez After He Suffered a Testicle Injury
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The Robert Kardashian Hologram is Terrifying
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Speed Challenge…
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Dad Pranks Daughters Playing On A Ouija Board With The Circuit Breaker!
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Malin Andersson Nipple Pokies in a White Dress!
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Kate Beckinsale May be British but she Wants you to Vote
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Hot Model in a Hot Nude Shoot
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Blazers Guard C.J. McCollum Tied the Knot With His Longtime Girlfriend
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Karlie Kloss is Pregnant
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Doing Donuts…
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Discovering A Fully Functional Server Room In An Abandoned House In USSR!
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Another Model in a Topless Shoot
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Coconut Catchers….
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In Case You Missed It – Jen Selter Does Squats with a Pumpkin
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Top 5 Horror Movie Nude Scenes!
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Get Some Stylish Underwear!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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I guess Emma Stone is Pregnant
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Charlotte McKinney in Some Leather Pants
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Candice Swanepoel Bike Shorts
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Celebs Naked in Movies!
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This Bitch is the Highlight of Dancing with the Stars
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Scar Jo in a Shitty Mag
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Ambrosio’s Pussy in her Tight Pants
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Taylor Hill is Hot in a Photoshoot
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Candice Swanepoel is Hot in a Bikini on the Beach
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Ashley Benson Out to Lunch
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Molly Sims Ass in Jeans
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Olivia Wilde in a Sweater
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Pia Mia is Slutty
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Some Chick named Christian Serratos in a Bra in Vogue
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Happy Halloween
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47 People having a Shittier Day Than You
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TikTok Titty Flsah
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The Great Outdoors – Naked Chicks
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Alexandra Dadario Titties
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Fuck, Marry, Kill?
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Reddit Amateur
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Kirsten Stewart’s Naked Leaked Pics
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Balls Deep
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Restaurant Flashers!
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MFC Cam Girl Blows a Fan
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Boob Flasher
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Horror Porn
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Girls in Leggings
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Big Ass Asian
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Naked Model in Pumpkin Patch
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Public Times
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Naked Outdoors
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Amanda Cerny is Topless
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Monster Sized TITs
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Franken Pussy
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Generation WHY?
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2020

Oct

Sydney Sweeney in her Bikini Being Amazing of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is bringing a little something for everyone this Holiday weekend, not because there’s some ripped twink for all you closet cases out there, but because she’s in a bikini showing off her massive made in Hollywood breasts and she’s officially gone viral, their creating of a celeb worked and we all think she’s great…mainly because there are huge natural tits on her fit fucking body….so whether she can act or not, and really what the fuck do I know about acting, so as long as the tits are there, it’s good enough acting…just keep her on screen so we can continue fetishizing them tits…mainly because they weren’t shameless milked (figuratively, unfortunately not literally) like any other girl with big natural tits would do on her social media….it was like her tits were this reveal in Euphoria, a “wait until the right moment” to throw your secret weapons at the industry…seeing as she had some high profile bit roles prior to Euphoria that didn’t exploit or utilize her tits…they probably thought they’d be distracting because even in this pic from her Hawaii experience filming some new movie….you don’t even notice the topless twink and you’re a closet case…right?

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2020

Oct

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Did you really think I’d forget the ON/OFF flashers on a Friday…it just takes me hours of digging through the 1000s of girls who post ON/OFF pics on the internet for attention….even the ones who look worse naked than clothed are onto this shit because they know that naked, even if it looks worse, is always hotter than clothed….it’s not a way for girls to show off how clothing fits them, it’s just a way for them to say “I was clothed, now I am naked, these are pics, so you know it happened”….and we should all thank the world for the mainstreaming of posting your nudes you would have been too shy to take 10 years ago but now it’s all GRAVY…as it fucking should be.

Rejoice!

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2020

Oct

Cleopatra Coleman Topless of the Day

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Cleopatra Coleman is an Australian actress who I guess is best known for being on a show called “The Last Man on Earth”…a show I’ve never heard of and therefore never seen but I figure if the actress on the show is posting topless pics on the internet regardless of me knowing who the fuck she is, I’ll post it because we’re about tits….we don’t like celebs, or Hollywood, they are evil…but we like their tits…their tits are the victims in their lifestyle choices…

I guess since she’s Australian, so the tits are expected, as you know Australians are the biggest party girls around and they are built to bikini making them the best kind of girl….where the nipples though?

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2020

Oct

Rat Cow’s Pregnant Nipples are Out of the Day

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Rat Cow has been able to use her tits to get instagram famous, which is like real fame but involves more desperation and self promotion, it’s the LOOK AT ME OVER HERE – I AM THE ONE WITH MY TITS OUT – kind of fame…rather than doing actual good things that catch people’s attention….not that having tits out isn’t a good thing…I guess by good thing I mean meaningful or substantial…it’s like a selfie of your tits is pretty low hanging fruit..even if the tits are substantial and amazing…as Rat Cow’s are…

So…thanks to becoming instagram famous in an era where instagram is the most important thing in the world…the world starts to listen, they start to pay you, they start to partner up with you, they start to buy and endorse your own brand of merchandise…you get cast in movies…whether you fuck the David Finger or Affleck or not….because you matter….

In mattering, she doesn’t forget the importance of her tits….even in her pregnancy that she’s tried to make a big deal about….these self promoters are into that…where she used famous fat friends to make her videos for famous fashion magazines that have really been dragged through the mud thanks to social media and partnering with all the shit in social media…I mean a Jenner is a Top Model as is a Hadid…and it’s not because they are worthy…it is because they have followers who pull out credit cards….it’s like when Playboy was taken over by Pornhub and they slaughtered the brand using every trashy prostitute with a playboy tattoo instead of actual babes…you know what I mean….

So the famous tits are still using her tits to keep the momentum now that she’s got a talking point like pregnancy….which confuses me, like aren’t women supposed to go into a bunker the 9 months of pregnancy so that we don’t have to be traumatized by a HUMAN BEING GROWING UP INSIDE THEM LIKE SOME KIND OF FREAK?….but instead its selfie, selfie, selfie, photoshoot, photoshoot, video, video, IG story like we’re supposed to be excited to be going on this VILE journey cuz you GOT cummed inside when not on the pill or IUD by your HUSBAND…that’s kind of what married people do…it’s a nothing special you know…

But at least she’s got her tits out, nipples for pregnancy empowerment, cuz those tits are fucking great.

Here’s a flashback of I guess a Halloween costume pre pregnancy:

Here’s her fat pregnant ass for good times:

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2020

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties are also known as granny panties….they are frowned upon by women who aren’t in relationships everywhere…but celebrated by everyone who is in a relationship….because a relationship is basically code for “being on your period” every day of the month…just nothing but comfort because you have no one to impress….but luckily, the younger generation who grew up on porn are just into fucking, being perverted, getting as close to being a porn star as possible….and they are always trying to improve or get creative with their content they use to grow their audience…and in doing that they occassionally ironically post some FULL BACK panties, maybe it’s some feminism or activism, some protest the thong and the men who they blame for wearing thongs even though we had nothing to do with that trend, you bitches did….because you thought you looked better even if it cuts up inside your asshole…..all while full back panties that are like a hammock…holding bitch up the right way…like two hands cupping the cheeks…offering the support they need….were pushed in the corner and saved for lounging at home alone….

But I guess they’ve come to their senses and realize dudes will fuck girls who wear anything….and the granny panties of this generation are more evolved than those of the past…made slutty…cut different…so they can be as hot as a thong too….

Don’t discriminate against FULL BACK panties.

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2020

Oct

Taylor Momsen Biker Babe of the Day

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I just did a quick google of Taylor Momsen, who they referred to as “iconic frontwoman of Pretty Reckless’ which I thought was hilarious because when Pretty Reckless happened I just assumed the child star was all fucked up from Hollywood and this was her protest, I did’t realize it was an actual thing that people were into and that they’d ever refer to Momsen as “Iconic”…maybe “ex Grinch Who Stole Christmas Girl turned Low Level rockstar because Hollywood fucked her too hard”….but people into metal, on that GOTH shit need to celebrate their heroes since very few metal singers were on Gossip Girl.

I always think Taylor Momsen’s shit is lame, try hard, the Disney Kid version of anything and I don’t think we’ve seen Momsen in at least 4-5 years being sleazy…for whatever reason this photoshoot was enough to say – I’ll post it, why the fuck not…so this is it getting posted because why the fuck not.

She’s a skinny girl with no pants on next to motorbikes like it was a 80s babe poster I got at the record store in the mall that I had on my bedroom wall so everyone knew I wasn’t getting laid…the 2020 version…

Obviosuly, this could be better, assuming she’d show her actual ass rather than alluding to her ass being visible, I mean this is the IG generation, no asshole in a big means you’re risking that pic never being seen at it’s FULL potential…

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2020

Oct

Irina Sivalnay Important Message of the Day

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Here’s some activism I can get behind….this model is doing the homeless man sign thing announcing that Modeling is Not Escort….written like a mail order bride who uses modeling to find husband that is rich….or at least someone to pay for the luxury products….

I am not saying that all models are escorts but modelling is a level of prostituting, these girls get paid for theirs bodies, to pose, they all get naked…and whether they fuck on a transaction level or just conveniently date old rich guys or not…it’ still escorting as far as I’m concerned….so is sugar babying…which conveniently is what all “Models” who are “Modeling” do…

I just like the lack of self awareness…or the need to announce there’s a different between the two to thwart dudes from asking her for pics of her feet…while posting pics of her feet…but not accpeting money for those pics of her feet because that would be escorting…

Anyway, funny but I am preferring this dude’s sign:

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2020

Oct

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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The nice thing about the HASHTAG generation is that they name their specific poses so that other people can have a sense that they are part of a movement or online challenge when they decide to hop on the bandwagon as people all see to do…you drone fucks…

So some girl decided that sitting with her ass out in what I guess is a variation of a kneel, or being on all fours that it looked like a FROG BUTT….I think pure bred dogs do this pose…feet back for easy access….or whatever…and other girls saw that there was a name for the slutty pose and I guess a fetish for the pose….or an audience for the pose…and if there’s an audience and a name it must be something to hop onto…so girls everywhere…from all walks of life are taking these nudes in the FROG BUTT pose…because if you get in that pose, if you take a pic in the pose, you better fucking post it..l

So welcome to the new friday feature…FROG BUTTS…because real girls wanting attention are more fun than celebs who are overpaid for their wanting attention so they don’t get nearly naked enough.

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