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2020

14

Oct

Rowan Blanchard Being a Lesbian of the Day

The identity crisis from Disney Kid to 18 year old thrown into the world of porn, sexualization, over hype on sexuality, like who gives a fuck what you stick your dick, or woman dick inside….it’s some sensationalizing, almost mocking or using sexuality as a tactic in her own marketing…trying to prove she’s edgy, or wild…like a college girl in ths 90s making out with her friend at the kegger while a circle of dudes watch…only we can’t call them out for the obvious clickbait they are producing because that’s being a homophobe or being judgemental which is this generations number one pet peeve….”let me be me”….while “being me”….is “being like everyone else, because we are boring, robot drones created by the internet”….so this whole trying to be woke, when really just being perverts…who cum to and for whoever happens to be around is about as exciting as taking a shit…assuming taking a shit isn’t exciting to you….since you do it everyday…but maybe it is cuz of that whole closet case thing you deal with because you’re not a queer of this generation and the only joy you get is when a phallus shaped stool stretches you out like a girl on reddit trying to show you her colon….

If you know what I mean.

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2020

14

Oct

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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If you’re wondering why I have barely updated the site yet, it is in part because you’ve already seen this shit on social media, I don’t matter anymore not that I ever did….in part because I sleep the fuck in every day of my life because I don’t have a job….in part because I was downloading the Wetspot Wednesday pics because as you know, they are fucking repulsive to me…and make me wonder why I woman would upload this shit thinking it is hot…then remembering all the weirdo perverts out there with weirdo pervert compulsions…I mean dirty panties have been bought and sold online for decades…people like this shit….I just don’t see the wet spot as an achievement, I see it as a fat girl with a bacterial infection…some old fashioned vaginitis or yeast…just a petri dish of gross…and I like wet pussy as much as the next guy, even if dry pussy is what I am used to for lack of sex appeal not because I’m a necorphiliac or anything you sick fuck…

So here’s some Wetspot..

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2020

14

Oct

Armed Robbery in Florida and Other Videos of the Day

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Trump Wonder Woman

Drunk Driver

Drunk Judge in Neighborly Dispute

Bad Place to Change a Flat Tire

Truck VS Overpass

Expert Getting Out of Parking Spot

Man VS News Crew

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

14

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have been seeing a bunch of old people walking in clusters with other old people, I like to think it’s some old folks home militia where they are taking on COVID head on, where they assume their formation based on some kind of hierarchy where they put their fearless leader in the middle and create a protective old person wall in front of him, all pushing their walkers, ready to die as the frontline against COVID….hoping it will get the outer perimeter first..

Then I realized, that it probably has nothing to do with COVID wars…the elderly vs the virus…that’d be a good comic-book..and instead they are just out on a walk activity from the old folks home before their winter hibernation lockdown goes into effect and that was very disappointing..

Just not as disappointing as the fact that some of these seniors were in leggings…I remember leggings in the 90s…but I don’t remember 80 year olds wearing them jacked into their old lady cunts…

So I assumed that maybe they were doing that to catch the virus with their gaping black holes where their vaginas once were….but maybe old ladies are just whores trying to be hot and held together like their daughters and grand daughters…

Either way, that was my morning and here are some stepLINKS…

Ratajkowski is Out on a Hike
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Valerie Loureda is Back in a Thong
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Frida Aasen is Hot for D Squared
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Pole Dancing Skills….
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Two Straws And Two Glasses Of Water Make For An Infinite Siphon!
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Sad Story in the Life of a Crab
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Wendy Williams Fart
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Crazy Booty
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Model Rebeca Posing Nude in Mexico
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Weird Lady..on TV…Seems Delusional….When it Comes to Baby Names,,,
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2020

13

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with being turned off by the mainstream, or what the masses are into, and not in an emo teen angst way, but in I genuinely hate popular things 99 percent of the time, and when shit goes mainstream, I lose interest. Not so much with music, since I like a lot of Hits, but you get what I am saying…and that is the problem with being turned off the mainstream is when you are no longer a pervert amongst the perverts because everyone is a pervert….

For the majority of my life, I was the pervert amongst the non perverts, the borderline pornographer, asking everyone inappropriate things about their sex, bodies, masturbation…including but not limited to nudes….being that slimy guy you avoid at the party….and it was never appealing to any of the girls I was showing my true pervert colors to…

Despite never having wanted to work in porn, but I was all about walking the cusp of porn, because I was a pervert amongst the non perverts, judged for my perversion because my perversion really shined…..it even became a now 16 year old website…

But now everyone is a pervert, obsessed with porn, sex, nudes, etc….I am here begging for girls to put their clothes back on, to quit the porn sex, to go back to being prudes, you can’t all be as vulgar as me, in day to day coversation, it takes away the only marketable, well not really marketable since I only have on reader and it is a Russian Spam Bot, but marketable as a figure of speech….like my hook, being the pervert was my hook…the saying shocking shit at the wrong time, showing wrong videos at the wrong time, disgusting people…..which doesn’t work in this time, so here I am, still a pervert, but also this conservative prude old man….and it’s fucking boring,.

Here are some lunks

MMA Fighter Emma Matia is Giving herself a Wedgie
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Sydney Sweeney Hot in Hunger Magazine
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Nina Agdal’s Amazing Thirst Trap
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Hot Instagram Model has a 49ers Player as a Fan
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Big Ass Booty in a Thong Climbing Stairs
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Cardi B’s Bikini for her Stripper Bikini
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Faith Schroder’s Insane Thong Bikini
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Elsa Hosk Gallery of Hot Pics.
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Jessie James Decker Bikini Selfie
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How Fake Currency is Made for Movies
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Halloween Lights Synched Up With Metallica’s “Enter Sandman”!
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Not the Real Spiderman
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Maria Menounos in some Leggings from Behind!
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Milena Smith See Through on the Red Carpet
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Meg The Stallion Bikini Shoot
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Donna D’Errico at 52 Being Hot
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Looking at Objects Under a Microscope
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Delving Deep Into The Glico-Morinaga Incident
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Ellen and Portia are Selling 40 Million Dollar House
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Girl Fakes Getting Tongue in the Mousetrap Prank
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Olivia Munn Bikini Top
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Hilde Osland Nipple Pokies in a Yellow Top
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Jessie J Jumps off her Roof
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Maja Krag’s Hot Topless Shoot!
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Theme Park In A Nuclear Power Plant
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Cashier Makes Music With Barcode Scanners!
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Adele and Chris Brown are Possibly Boning
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Some – You are Now Entering the Friendzone
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Kylie Jenner’s Curves are Wild
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Model Named Flora in an Artistic Nude Shoot!
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Tight Pant Tuesday!
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Human Sexuality is Complicated…the Video
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Here’s How Chefs In The NBA Bubble Make 4,000 Meals A Day!
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How Good is Google’s Data Center
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Gal Gadot Makes People Mad Because She’s Playing Cleopatra
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Torrie is Inked
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Padres Outfielder Tommy Pham Was Stabbed Outside of a Strip Club
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A Wendy Williams Farting on TV Moment
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Creepy 3D Painting
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Emmy Rose Kenney is on Set for Shameless’ Final Season
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Irina Shayk’s Swim Campaign
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CNN Reporter Fights Off Raccoon Before Going Live at the White House
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Death Wish Back Flip
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Demi Lovato’s Ex is Embarrassing!
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Sydney Sweeney is Hot in Lingerie
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Jessica Alba Realizes She’s Never Had a Good Review
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Drinking Hand Sanitizer
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Kendall Jenner’s See Through Top
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You Aren’t Supposed to Add Water to Oil Fires
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Bruna Lucas Hot Busty Shoot
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Weirdo Head on Head Acrobatics
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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From the Forum

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Billie Eilish – Fat Girl with Fat Tits
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Sabrina Carpenter at a Disney Event
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The Fanning Sisters are House Hunting
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Ariel Winter in Leggings
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Hot Dancing with the Stars Girl
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Lily James on a Date with a Bruise
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Kendall Jenner Getting Gas on her Knees
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Ambrosio Bikini Time
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Dua Lipa – Leather Pants
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Sofia Richie Gets Pulled Over
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From stepSMUT!!

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Purple Dildo Eater
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Big Ass Dildo Rhythm
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Dildo in Ass
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Slutty Hot TikTok of Porn
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The Worst Umbrella Stand…
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Dildos gone Bananas
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Line Ups of Bithces
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Dirty Girl
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Hot Girl Titty Bounce….I Think I posted This
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The THUNDER CLAP
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Hot Brides
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Shit Pornstars Say
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Amateur Threesome
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That Was Unexpected
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Hot Swimmers
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Bolt on Tits Working Out
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Girl Out in Public Being Bad
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Pussy Pass Denied
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MILF on a Swing
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Emma Stark – Hot and NAked
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A Bunch of Asses
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2020

13

Oct

What the Fuck is Cardi B’s Nipple of the Day

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[IMAGE REMOVED AT CARDI B’S REQUEST – EVEN THOUGH IT WAS POSTED ON HER INSTAGRAM – EVEN THOUGH SHE POSTED THIS DISCLAIMER SAYING SHE WASN’T GOING TO BE SUING ANYONE – EVEN THOUGH THIS IS THE QUICKEST A CELEBRITY LAWYER HAS GOT TO ME TO TAKE DOWN A NUDE – I POSTED THIS LESS THAN 24 HOURS AGO – EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS A STRIPPER – AND IT WAS A SCREENSHOT OF HER INSTAGRAM – THE WORLD IS CRAZY]

HERE IS THE IMAGE OF HER SAYING SHE IS NOT GOING TO SUE ANYONE – BUT HOURS LATER I GET LAWYER TAKE DOWN NOTICES –

JUST KNOW IT DIDN’T LOOK RIGHT.

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2020

13

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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In the era of girls wearing tight pants despite the fact that they have proven to cause yeast infections, but they’ll risk the itch for the ability to showcase some fashion sense, by being like every single other girl, in wearing the same clothing they wear, because it is tight as fuck and squeezes their fat asses in ways that oftentimes the ass can’t live up to, but you never get to see the ass, so the illusion is all we need….

I don’t know if the bike short season is over, replaced by the tight pant….but I’m into it for the pussy definition both options bring…so whether these girls bust out their pants from the attic, all smelling like attic, we call it Mothball dreams, and if you’ve been on public transit in a November, you know what I mean….or not…Tight Pants are a wonderful thing…

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2020

13

Oct

Nicola Peltz Bikini Time of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is the billionaire daughter of some old fuck billionaire who once owned Snapple with his Private Equity Firm, you know pretty fucking big time, and we can assume he had her with some sugar baby model looking bitch who was drawn to the money, so that we know Nicola Peltz was raised right in her life of Luxury.

She’s been pretty consistently hot for quite a few years now…..and this is her in a bikini producing content for the sake of posting up bikini pics…I mean she is skinny…check out her Tiny Titty Tuesdays….

I used to hype Peltz up in part because billionaire pussy is hot even when it’s not, you know the dream of K-Fed-ing a bitch is one we all hold close to our hearts, it’s just rare to find a billionaire broken enough to do that too…plus their dad’s all control their money so you won’t get shit…making those K-Fed dreams better used on broken down celebrities instead…but who has access to them…but yeah…I used to hype her up for proving Megan Fox is a useless actress, as she replaced Megan Fox in Transformers…many years ago….and I don’t think Peltz has done more acting, and I figure she got that because her dad financed the movie, you know East coast money love Florida, and Michael Bay lives in Miami, so they probably all run in the same circles…not that that matters…and either does the fact that she’s engaged to Brooklyn Beckham, David and Victoria’s Son…this is about the bikini..

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2020

13

Oct

Stevie Lynn Jones Skeleton Titties of the Day

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Her name is Stevie Lynn Jones and I doubt you’ve heard of her. She only has 12k followers on INSTAGRAM which is basically saying she doesn’t exist….

Her IMDB tells a bit of a different story, because she’s had work, some as recent as a recurring role on the CW’s Nancy Drew…you’d think that her social media would be more major…there’d be more of an impact but then you gotta remember that not all shitty CW shows can be Riverdale, or Pretty Little Liars, or whatever other shows the CW has produced that have made superstars….some shows are duds and some recurring roles aren’t memorable…

You’d asssume that being on TV would have had more impact on her social media, but I guess the world doesn’t work like that, 99 percent of hot sluts with a million followers on instagram aren’t on TV….and since the industry likes to reward actors with followers because it guarantees a place to market the show, to get viewers to the show, etc….it’s time to get them tits out to get noticed…grow that audience the way your tits are designed for…we call this dipping a toe in slutty, keeping it Halloween themed….but girl needs to really step it up harder because 12k for a person on TV is numbers that you’d probably want to kill yourself over, a “I suck that bad that even being on TV keeps me less relevant than the Barista in some random small town”….but we’ll assume she’ll keep on trying with these tits.

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2020

13

Oct

Cambrie Schroder is Not Faith Schroder of the Day

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Cambrie Schroder is some useless girl trying to be big on instagram and she does it by posting slutty fitness and bikini pics, which is about as complicated as the marketing of a woman on social media is….”Just get as naked as you can without getting your account deleted, you’ll find followers”….shit I hope the family didn’t pay a PR firm tens of thousands of dollrs for, but probably did because rich people are idiots…

As it turns out, she’s not the hot sister, but together they were raised off the kind of whore would would gold dig on Ricky Schroder, probably when he was down on his luck and easy prey, because of the whole coming to terms with being a massive star, only to be a forgotten star….

The hot sister is named FAITH, cuz you gotta have Faith, or luckily they have faith, because Cambrie’s not that good….

This is FAITH

This is CAMRBIE…

Let’s have a sister bikini wrestling match to decide who the winner of the sister rivalry is, unfortunately, Cambrie will probably win the wrestling, as she takes fitness too seriously based on her arms, while Faith just does it to have an ass…but it’d be a good use of these slutty sisters vying for attention on social through half nudity.

Posted in:Cambrie Schroder|Faith Schroder