DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2020

24

Jun

Hilary Duff Exploits Adult Acne as an Excuse to Post her Cleavage Shot of the Day

Damn, these bitches are shameless…any fucking excuse to post their mom titties for attention, likes and follows. Totally appropriating people who actually suffer from adult acne, EVEN mocking them…all because they want an excuse to show their tits…this is a cancel Hilary Duff situation…since we’re cancelling every asshole celeb out here….do it for BUBBA the NOOSE at NASCAR who cries over garage door ropes….

That said, here’s her titties in a tank top…

To see a bunch of her at her hottest visit this very important thread on the stepFORUM CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2020

24

Jun

Girl Pissing Herself at the Burger King Drive Thru of the Day

No Comments »

I think it is safe to say that we have reached a very weird point in humanity….where girls are producing piss fetish content for the piss fetishists out there while they are at the Burger King Drive thru.

The highlight of this video is when she makes her order….

I am not here to judge or really give a shit if you like watching girls piss, obviously you should like girls doing everything, including pissing….they are fascinating creatures those women…I am just saying it is a time and place situation…

I have questions…was this planned before she went out, or was it on a whim…was it her own car that now smells like hot piss on a hot day..or an ex boyfriend or even her dad’s? Why do that to your car, for the clout? Because it’s hot to her…I don’t get it…but I’ll definitely post the weirdness here…

I pissed myself in a snowsuit once and had instant regret….because it froze….but that’s not as good as the fact that she’s listening to EMINEM’s anthem of “don’t miss your chance to blow”….this is her blowing up I guess…

Posted in:Piss|Pissing|Video

2020

24

Jun

Jordyn Jones Looks Inbred of the day

No Comments »

Jordyn Jones is some trending slut from the internet who I guess pretends to sing and dance or some shit….but who really is just a blonde, now pink, haired pile of trashy from Kalamazoo Michigan, who looks like she’ll end up being 350 pounds and living in a trailer, but for now she’s monetizing her social media, her celebrity that we don’t really know where it came from…and I’m all for young tight dancer bodies…I know dancers can move and can bounce on a dick well…they basically train to fuck for their “art” of dance….even if dance as a concept is silly…but something about her just throws me off and I’ve figured out that it’s definitely her face…bitch looks straight up inbred…or retarded…or both….like when mom and dad are brother/sister or dad/daughter….I don’t know how they do it in white trash Kalamazoo but I do know there’s something fucking weird about her face and I don’t like it….it’s got the vibe of crackbabies I used to know from the foster system….but that doesn’t matter, you’d all still fuck her, and that’s what matters….oh and that she’s white trash…that’s always good too….until the dancing stops, the metabolism slows down and the shitty eating catches up with her…but until then, here’s her bikini hustle.

Posted in:Jordyn Jones

2020

24

Jun

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

No Comments »

I started this weekly trend and I am going to stick to it….Wet Spot Wednesday, the celebration of girls taking pics of their pussy discharge creaming their panties like that’s a hot thing…when really it seems like more of a medical thing….and I am someone who likes pussy as much as the next straight guy into pussy…but I don’t need to see the bi-product of their “self cleaning” baby making ovens…

I am all for wet pussy, fucking bottle that pussy juice up and sell it like an updated health trend. The New Celery Juice…or bath water…but to see nasty ass bitches taking pics and getting dudes all worked up….is on some other level of what the fuck is wrong with you you sick fuck…

But at the same time, it’s a girl posting her pussy so wet it stains panties…and I guess we shouldn’t penalize them for that…even though penalizing them is all you want to do because you’re lonely.

I am sure half of these are played up, bullshit, glue stick like when I wanted to sell some local shoe store employee’s panties online, or even hand cream….all being passed off as pussy juice to the incel simp fucks who buy into this kind of thing because they don’t know what being a man is all about…

Posted in:Wet|WetSpot

2020

24

Jun

Joey King’s Crotch Grab and Cleavage of the Day

No Comments »

I don’t know what Joey King is promoting, but I do know that it is her time to shine as an actress, if she wasn’t already shining before, because she killed it in the show “The Act”…where she played Gypsy Rose Blanchard in what was one of the best impressions of Gypsy Rose Blanchard I’ve ever seen….not that I’ve seen any Gypsy Rose Blanchard impersonations but I did watch the documentary before watching “The Act” and it was good. Give credit where credit is due….

I don’t think she’s exceptionally hot, just substantially hotter than when she played that retard mom killer…and despite not being exceptionally hot, she’s good enough….

I do think she’s a good actor and deserves any hype she gets…not that I take any actors seriously or believe that any talent is required to be an actor…I actually think it’s a huge fucking scam…but when someone does something that I don’t find annoying, when I am always annoyed, I give credit…

Posted in:Joey King

2020

24

Jun

Charlotte McKinney is Back in a Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Stephen Dorf’s ex girlfriend, or at least one of his ex girlfriends, because that dude has fucked everyone and likely has a scarred up dick to prove it, is a girl you may know as Charlotte McKinney.

She went viral for having massive tits a bunch of years ago when having massive tits was all you needed as a marketable skill…which I guess hasn’t officially changed…big tits get famous every day.

She was on Dancing with the Stars before being a star, because her only marketable skill was her tits, and she’s made a lot of money off her tits, like a stripper, only not a stripper because her family are Jewelers in the Bahamas…a tax haven for those of you who don’t know…which means a great place to be a jeweler.

She hasn’t been out there, we haven’t seen her in action for a while now. I like to think it is because none of these girls like to admit that 90 percent of their audience is creepy dudes waiting for the tit pics, so they do other content like cooking shows, or whatever the fuck it is they do, instead of embracing the “they are only here for my tits, my only marketable talent, my tits”….because they have egos and need to be MORE than just tits…even though they’ll forever be just tis.

So it’s nice to see her back in the bikini, the way she started, probably in her 30s now, because it’s been at least 5 years of making money off the tits, and 2 years of pretending she’s more than just tits….

We are fans of people getting back to their true calling, back on their true path….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney

2020

24

Jun

On/Off of the Day

No Comments »

Since the On/Off posts are such a hit, I figure I’ll keep posting them. You see there was a time when I would have to DIG for hours to compile these kinds of compilation posts. I’d be googling, clicking hashtags on twitter, putting in work all for no real return on investment….in part because half the shit I would find would be some pixelated, outdated, shot through a potato pile of shit….and there was no way that I could get enough content to make it a weekly or even monthly post. It was a ONE OFF or bust…

Luckily girls are all exhibitionist sluts now, who want people to see them in their ON/OFF, not in a ONE OFF, but in a recurring fucking theme….as selfies take the lead in hobbies and interests…there’s literally an ENDLESS supply of girls posting shit like this.

These are all from the last 24 hours on the internet…it’s IMPOSSIBLE to keep up with that level of content production…but the even better news is that back in the day only fat ugly monsters from the trailer park would reduce themselves to this exhibitionist behavior….all for some male attention to validate them in their LONELY existence…but now it’s hot chicks…

The world has become a wonderful and perverted place, you just gotta pretend you’re not a pervert, otherwise they’ll flag you predator…so keep the perv comments to yourself and these bitches will keep producing content they probably feel empowered producing because it’s like their personal revenge on perverts, like they think they are taking our money…when really we are just using them for the nudes…but let’s keep them thinking they are the ones in charge here….

Posted in:On/Off

2020

24

Jun

Bella Thorne Underboob of the Day

No Comments »

Bella Thorne may be a greasy, possibly smelly looking puppet that was sold to Disney by her mom at a young age and is now being used to connect with her generation, or the younger generation, by being super “real” and super “edgy” and super “I don’t give a fuck”….you know because the younger generation, despite all the access to information, are still lame fucks looking for celebrities to idolize as they dream of themselves being celebrities…it’s pretty fucking lame, but they think they are super fucking cool, and it ends with nudes for Only Fans being the job of choice for summer vacation instead of the ice cream shop…a move I can get behind…because I want to see everyone naked at all times…it’s part of being a pervert.

So yeah, Bella Thorne, loud, trashy, clearly manipulating her audience, and not even being subtle about it because these kids love being told “I’m gonna rip you off cuz I want money” and they throw money at it because they see it as her being authentic and honest in her ripping them off…monetizing those people, still working as an actor, running all kinds of businesses, basically anything that makes money from merch, to weed, to music…she does it all..and you can’t really hate it…because she does it well..

So all the bad about Bella Thorne doesn’t outweigh the good she does by inspiring her audience to be slutty and into sex, but more importantly, it doesn’t outweigh how good she looks when she’s out here slutting for attention….Her ass looks good, her tits look good, her bathing suit looks good…what more could you really ask for from the Disney created star of her generation….if you think back to the biggest celebs of your era when you were 16…I can assure you they fucking sucked compared to this…so I am a supporter of Bella Thorne and the smut she produces.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2020

24

Jun

Bebe Rexha Getting Wet of the Day

No Comments »

You’d think that Bebe Rexha would be too old and too fat for this shit, but I guess she realizes if she’s got any shot at being an official popstar, her talent alone isn’t enough, despite her having proved numerous times that she can make hit songs for other people, which apparently just wasn’t good enough for her, she needed all the shine on her, she needed to be the face and voice of her music, instead of just collecting checks, she pulled up her BI-Polar disorder socks and stripped off her clothing and said “let’s THICC GIRL GET THIS DONE”……Black dudes like fat ass white-ish girls from Albania….and thus white people pretending to support Black people by appropriating their culture will too.

I guess on the POSITIVE side of this slutty content being produced by a legit mainstream act is that her ass has some shape to it despite being a fat pile of shit….because I’ve seen fat girls with far worse going on…she’s almost passable fatness even if all fatness is gross…you just need to ignore the gunt hanging over the bathing suit like a 45 year old mom at the all inclusive resort in the Domincan Republic who has given up on looking good and is ready to fuck some Domincan locals to make up for 15 years of an unhappy marriage….one too many RUM PUNCHES up in here….maybe it’s sun stroke, or maybe it’s diabetes…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Bebe Rexha

2020

24

Jun

Eiza Gonzalez New Boyfriend of the Day

No Comments »

Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican Rich kid turned actress in Mexico because when you’re rich in Mexico, you get what you want….it’s one of those countries where white people just assume it’s a bunch of poor people working in Tortilla huts making tacos, but the reality is it’s a real country, with massive business and infrastructure, and thus has amble room for rich fuckers to get into the corrupt way of life, and become billionaires….whether they do it the El Chapo fill houses up with pallets of money…or owning telecom businesses because motherfuckers need cellphones…it’s a legit place.

She moved to LA to do the whole “let’s get actually famous”, because rich people can buy citizenship or Green Cards, especially when they are already famous in Mexico….and the industry needs diversity…and clearly she needs diversity, since she’s dating a fag.

His name Timothee Chalamet, he once fucked Lily Rose Depp’s cankles. The gossip sites say he was responsible for a Chlamydia outbreak when he was at NYU, because I guess he fucks girls and gives them a gift they probably weren’t fully singing up for, but probably expected since young people all fuck condomless, there’s no AIDS scare getting in the way of fun, plus the CLAP is just an infection…all you need is an antibiotic to clear it up…no biggy.

Eiza Gonzalez has been on the PR hustle for a while, she was Josh Duhamel’s pussy after Fergie, and who the fuck cares about what other scams she’s pulling, like the EXTENSIVE plastic surgeries she’s had.