I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2019

04

Dec

Bella Hadid Getting Greasy in Miami of the Day

Bella Hadid Getting Greasy in Miami

Every time I see Bella Hadid I am reminded of the scam that is pop culture. You hear about fake news for politics and conspiracy theories or with EPSTEIN’s death….but you don’t hear it nearly enough when it comes to girls who have manipulated the industry into thinking they are important…

Bella Hadid is ugly, she was born ugly, she was raised ugly, she is still ugly….even with all the work done to her…and the fact that her agents or fashion industry have decided her tranny look…with all its injections and surgeries…is what we need to celebrate…a skinny bitch with no ass and some fake tits with a muppet face…and zero personality, who does nothing interesting, is what they feel they need to “reward”….it is fucking crazy…but you’d still jerk off on her…and that’s what counts…


Bella Hadid Getting Greasy in Miami

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2019

04

Dec

Brie Larson Titty Bounce of the Day

Brie Larson Titty Bounce

New fetish alert that you probably knew you already had – because you sit at the mall this time of year, and on most weekends, cuz you have nothing better to do, watching girls walking or running down stairs just to see the titty bounce….I hear you….but I was more of a hide under the stairs to look up any skirts that may be coming down the stairs and that vantage point is terrible to spot titty bounce….so I just never was exposed to it…

Unfortunately, this new run down the stairs fetish is being RUINED because it is of Brie Larson and she is shit…

She’s one of those overly eager to be famous piles of shit the pollutes the streets of LA, who tried everything before finally landing a “meaningful” role that won her an Oscar to allow her to book SUPERHERO movies cuz they fucking pay. It’s never been about the art or performing, it’s been about being praised by people and being paid. She is what is wrong with Hollywood and why movies suck, celebrities suck and the whole thing is just a bunch of losers being celebrated instead of a bunch of people we are drawn to because they are awesome…

So watching her titty bounce with new fame…fucking sucks….but that doesn’t mean I won’t take her lead and park myself next to a staircase to watch the titties running…I’m thinking of hitting the Montreal metro system….you know those late for work, trying to rush home for the holidays, not wanting to miss the train titties are probably the most bouncy….where as mall stairs may be too laid back and casual..you need that sense of urgency, or being chased to make it really have the right effect…or is it affect…I don’t know english is my second language…go ask your High School english teacher you fuck, mine is likely dead.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Brie Larson|SFW

2019

04

Dec

Charlotte Lawrence Cameltoe and Hard Nipples of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Cameltoe

Charlotte Lawrence is Joey Lawrence’s daughter and she’s got her tits out….like she was Jennifer Lawrence in her nude leaks that I am not convinced were nude leaks even though a dude went to jail for hacking her for them…I am convinced that they were staged and the fall guy was just an elaborate scheme to make her not come across as a whore, but rather a victim…it is Hollywood, they control the narrative and I for one, don’t believe shit…

I do believe young girls with their tits out, even if they are related the Joey and Martin Lawrence and don’t need to have their tits out, will have a better change making it in life as a public figure with their tits out….so good job LOTTE…(that’s what you call girls named Charlotte, duh)….

I do believe her nipples are highly positioned on her tit…which is always weird….but give the illusion of perky….so it will come in handy down the line…you know when she’s old, washed up, a mom of 5 and 50 pounds heavier like all women end up….her divorcee sexting will be substantially better received due to the nipple placement…so born with that competitive advantage…watch out other divorcees….Joey Lawrence’s baby girl is gonna steal all your men…but for now…she’s young, hot and slutty..


Charlotte Lawrence Cameltoe

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:charlotte lawrence|SFW

2019

04

Dec

Emma Roberts Nip Slip of the Day

Emma Roberts Nip SLip

I am a big fan of Emma Roberts….whether it is the fact that she is related to Hollywood Royalty, or the fact that her dad was a massive Hollywood fuck up story, from OSCARS to straight to VHS garbage thanks to his addiction…..I assume he was an asshole dad, probably too self involved to pay attention to her, which makes for my favorite kind of girl and I assume that AUNTIE stepped in, got her into the business job, and allowed her to carry the family torch because Julia Roberts prefers keeping her kids hidden…because they are GINGERS…

Anyway…Emma Robert and her potential nipple are great, but again since I am a fan of hers, and have liked her in everything she’s done, my opinion means very little…but the good news is that my opinion always means very little….


Emma Roberts Nip SLip

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Emma Roberts

2019

04

Dec

Michelle Mylett Twerk of the Day

Michelle Mylett is a babe on some Canadian show called Letterkenny.

I know the show is a hit here in Canada, and I’ll assume that it has followed Degrassi / Schitts Creek / Trailer Park Boys / Tom Green and has finally made it in America, because I see her name popping up on the perv forums I rape and pillage for content everyday.

So now that the show is big in the USA, the babe on the show, can be appreciate by all your perverts the way we’ve all been appreciating her here in Canada.

I remember being a dancer at the Vancouver 2010 Olympics when she was 18 or 19….because all Canadians know each other….we go to IGLOO Parties and drink Maple Syrup together….and now 9 years later she is finally the star we all expected her to be…and she will go onto great things….

This booty shake in her sweat pants is just the start of the greatness that is to come. It’s been fun watching Michelle Mylett move up the ladder of celebrity. It’s like seeing one of our own infiltrate enemy lines to pollute your fat and lazy culture with our SOCIALIST ideals….

Follow her on INSTAGRAM

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Michelle Mylett|SFW

2019

04

Dec

Shay Mitchell Tit Flash of the Day

Shay Mitchell Tit Flash

Shay Mitchell had a kid with some Canadian TV host that no one cares about, but that I guess she was a fan of growing up on Degrassi or wherever the fuck her celebrity started up, cuz she was a rich kid with rich parents who believed in her half Indian capabilities and invested in it…and I guess that paid off in dividends….because she’s not some vapid idiot celebrity…she was smart enough to get involved in as much shit as possible when her celebrity was happening….

She published teen fiction books that I’m sure she’ll make into movies or tv shows if she hasn’t, she did the influencer youtube thing, made travel videos, launched a travel brand, just fucking money from every fucking angle…and these are her milk filled titties not breast feeding her kid, or her baby daddy, but there for you to jerk off to…because this girl knows the hustle and makes it work for her….which sometimes means it works for you perverts sexualizing this and by you perverts…I mean me.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2019

04

Dec

Nina Agdal Better with a Mask of the Day

Nina Agdal Better with a Mask

Nina Agdal is out here bringing the Christmas spirit in a thong panty set to show off her hot body to her fans and hopefully find relevance again now that she’s old table scraps Leo DiCaprio left in his private jet a few years ago…..

The best thing about this video is that she is wearing a mask, because SHE KNOWS what we know…and that is that she’s a butterface…Use the mask so that you don’t get distracted by her retard face….and the mask is all Christmas themed which makes it better for all of us in that Christmas spirit but also better for her than the paperbag her butter face is used to…you know more light hearted and festive…here’s to hot bodies with ugly faces taking charge for the Holiday season.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2019

04

Dec

Stella Hudgens Possible Titty Scar of the Day

If you know me, and you don’t, than you know I have a sister fetish, but not that incest fetish that is all over the porn sites, like we are living in the 70s and TABOO artistic pornography is still a thing, even though I used to watch incest porn in the 80s when I was growing up, for the comedic aspect…it always made me laugh….my sister fetish is more one of wanting to fuck the sisters of the girls I am fucking because I typically end up with the ugly duckling who is more open to my 15 dollar blowjob offer because she has a deep rooted complex of being the ugly sister…

Stella Hudgens is not necessarily the ugly sister in the HUDGENS house, I think she’s got more sex appeal than her early to get naked in a hairy cellphone selfie sext, but that could just be because she’s got the bigger tits….

If anything Stella Hudgens is the clever sister who gets to ride her sister’s name and accomplishments, without having any real job or responsibilities, just sort of mooching off her sister, in a “Famous Relative Check” for TikTok and that alone gives her a level of celebrity…the celebrity for being a celebrities sister…who gets all the celebrity perks without having to work…leaving her ample time to show off her tits. AWESOME.

I don’t know if that is a titty scar, a breast implant scar, I just know it’s a slutty selfie and that’s all that matters.

Posted in:SFW|Stella Hudgens

2019

04

Dec

Sadie Robertson – Duck Dynasty Bikini of the Day

I don’t watch TV. I do stream Christmas movies on stolen accounts though. You know just doing my part to get into the HOLIDAY SPIRIT which despite how angry, annoyed, cynical, bitter, resentful, full of rage I may be….I fucking love Christmas…

So I don’t watch DUCK DYNASTY…but I know that this site appeals to lowest form of trash in their 40s and 50s because young people don’t do websites or find my commentary ironic, interesting, or funny….and I guess either do you creeps….you’re just here for the tits…so I should stop writing now…

But before I do…I want to say that this Sadie Robertson is the trashy white girl you’d want to drink a beer with while fishing in a creek behind your trailer park home…hou know that kind of white girl you’d expect to work the local drinking hole….that’s how they position her, so the audience watching gets excited there’s pussy on the show, and here she is positioned in a bikini for you to jack off to…cuz trashy basic white girls love the beach…whether they are on reality shows or not…they love cheesy resorts…they living their best life drinking their shitty cocktails…and eating resort quesadillas…white people…ya know…

Posted in:Sadie Robertson|SFW

2019

04

Dec

Dora Madison Burge Showing Her Panties of the Day

Dora Madison Burge is some pervert who likes being as naked as she can on instagram, which is strictly because she has a fucking fetish for people looking at her half naked body, you know sexting to the masses instead of wasting her time sending the nudes individually to each guy she sexts….maybe it is because she has a boyfriend or husband and this is the only way for her to get that feedback she cums to…or maybe she’s just attention seeking, hence why she got into acting, despite you never having heard of her besides her nudes, but she makes a living as a working actor…it’s just that nudes are more interesting.

Posted in:Dora Madison Burge