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2020

18

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Not Self Isolating on the Beach of the day

I am pretty sure I posed some Candice Swanepoel selfie video the other day and motherfuckers had the nerve to tell me, the EXPERT in celebrity tits, since all the other Celebrity Titty blogs have basically shut down, except for a few ghetto fucks…not that I know anything about celebrities, but I’ve fallen into this role.

ANYWAY, it was Candice Swanepoel, she did have small tits for the Victoria’s Secret sex working career she once had and probably still has in some capacity as a mom in her 30s….I am sure her own bikini line is an off-shoot from Victoria’s Secret, who are looking to survive these dark times, that were even darker times for the brand the last few months as young people thought the mall brand was shit, spent their money on instagram brands…..which fucked with their financing the Epstein, which I guess doesn’t matter since HE KILLED HIMSELF….lol.

The world is nuts, but not as nuts as when a Victoria’s Secret model who had tits, no longer has tits, reminding us that eveyrthing is a fucking lie.

My theory is that one of her kids, she’s had a few, sucked the tits off her…my other theory is she got her tits removed because having plastic in your tits, is like having plastic in the ocean, shit leads to bad things down the line and they made her money….

Meaning all these skinny models, usually have shitty implants…and I hate implants…so this is her without implants.

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2020

18

Mar

Ashley Benson Pussy Eater of the Day

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Ashley Benson doing the Pussy Eater gesture that used to really offend any girl I would do the pussy eater gesture to…..is pretty fucking weird.

Is she just joking around about her sexual preferences. Is she mocking lesbians everywhere because she can. Is she even a fucking lesbian, because she’s probably not a lesbian and it’s all just some paparazzi act for some media hype….

Who fucking cares, it’s vulgar….which makes it great, even if you’d rather it be some dick sucking gestures. I’d expect some better technique, but at the same time these egotistical idiots are selfish loves who don’t really give as well as they take…I mean that’s a lazy pussy eating.

We will assume it her technique to not get the Coronavirus, you know build that immunity through toxic, diseased, vile cunt like Cara Delevingne pussy.

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2020

18

Mar

The Plastic Bag Couple and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Coughs During Arrest

Road Rage!

Dog Freaked Out by Tiger Attack

Cow Urine Party!

Escaping Quarantine

Checkout Line Fight

Indian Women trying to scare the Coronavirus

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2020

18

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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This Coronvirus thing has officially gone viral, which makes sense, it’s a virus. There are still motherfuckers not respecting my personal space. I go outside twice a day to let my dog shit and every single time, assholes walk right up on me, forcing me to yell “SOCIAL DISTANCE MOTHERFUCKER” because a lot of people are still unaware, don’t care, or think it’s fake news. When the government shuts down the border, declares national emergencies, enforces 24 hour curfews in some cities….because it’s not a big deal.

Some coughing old fuck told me that the Coronavirus is just internet hype. It is because of the internet that this is all happening and that he doesn’t have it, he just has a cough..it’s phlegm you kbow.

I get that paranoia, panic, denial, etc….and I never trust the media, but why fucking risk it.

The weatherman just told us good weather is coming so get out there and enjoy it, so I guess he’s a denier also.

The weirdest thing in all this is the Prime Minister of Canada’s wife gave it to IDRIS ELBA….

I’m not going to say we are all going to die….maybe this is just like herpes in a sorority. Not all of them have it, but fucking any of them is that roll of the dice that you could get it.

People say that Bill Gates and George Soros are behind coronavirus in bid to cull world’s population with poisoned antidote. I say it is Bazos or TikTok…

We are all going to die.

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2020

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is St Patrick’s Day and everyone is freaking out that they can’t go out there and get kissed because they are Irish…dude no one was kissing you before.

Not to mention, you can’t let to government or a virus get in your way of a good time. Live it up like Clearwater Beach people did, they say everyone is going to get it anyway, it’s not like any dude out there is saying no to sex or even to a girl who wants to spit in their mouth. We are perverts and no coronavirus would stop that, dudes will risk getting it, if anything now is the time of more sex. We have got to keep the species alive. This is survival time. The challenge is finding the willing participants…but that will change as all the idiots die off from their human contact, and your loser stay at home ass is disease free thank to all that awkwardness.

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2020

17

Mar

Irish Girls for St Patricks’s Day of the Day

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Now that it is the end of the fucking world, or could be the end of the world, who knows what to believe, it’s easy to forget that St Patrick’s Day has happened or is happening…

I know that bars are closed where I am, you know because some Irish hating fuck decided to create this virus…Jeff Bazos I’m looking at you…to ruin all your drunken fun….

But I believe there is still one die hard fat chick who isn’t scared to get the virus out there like it was 15 years ago…knowing today is the day some pervert drunk guy will look past her digusting fatness and fuck her.

Unfortunately, I live in the past and remember a time when fat chicks knew they were fat chicks and didn’t think they were sex objects cuz dudes would fuck them while drunk, that’s all changed….and fat chicks think they are people too….but I still think somewhere out there is a fat lonely girl walking the streets hoping for her annual St Paddy’s lay.

You see, St Patrick’s Day seems to have attract the most disgusting beer drinking bitches around…..now that it is dead….are people really willing to give it up?

Apparently these whores aren’t….

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2020

17

Mar

Sarah Hyland And Her Tits Could Die from COVID 19 of the Day

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Sarah Hyland has some genetic condition that has required her to get her kidney’s replaced at least twice, so she’s at risk of dying from the Coronavirus if she gets the Coronavirus, you know some compromised immune system from being banged out by the entertainment industry as a child star thanks to your actor parents giving you out to their friends on loan….Hollywood a creepy place filled with banged out kidneys.

Anyways, she’s in some self isolation and social distancing, too little too late, because recently she was at the GYM…so be prepared for Sarah Hyland’s impending death…and take her titties in, as she continues to sexualize herself in a weird Drama Club way that I don’t find hot, but that I do find annoying, all while looking like a retard with developmental issues.

RIP in advance Sarah Hyland….this titty content is subpar….do more, do better, build out that legacy that allows men to jerk off to your little underdeveloped body for decades to come.

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2020

17

Mar

Lindsey Vonn Topless of the Day

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This is a video Lindsey Vonn posted of her soaking her ass after a BBC destroyed her.

It’s part of anal fissure treatments and you know that the pain loving masochist has. She has been injured the majority of her adult life, in rehab, working through that pain, while gaining muscle and testosterone that makes her a horny pervert who can only appreciate black dude cock.

It is a cuckold without the older micro dicked husband in the hotel room jerking off as he films it. Blacks on Blondes…getting hosed down for her fans.

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2020

17

Mar

Frida Aasen in some Campaign of the Day

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Her name is Frida Aasen.

She was born in Kristiansand, which seems like some religious amusement park full of bible thumping weirdos, either doing evangelical curing of disease during this coronavirus pandemic or maybe just a place to repent your sins, get gay converted cuz they know you’re a fag, and giving you guilt for jerking off to their local models….

Kristiansand, is unfortunately not a bible thumping weird place for religious freaks, but rather a town in Norway, that creates oddities like this babe…who has that model look, a pushed in face, while being skinny as shit as she poses for some brand that probably paid her too much, considering countless girls would do it for free.

But I guess countless girls aren’t Frida…who I like to call Frida Lays…like the potato chip…cuz she probably does. I mean how else do you become a model.

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2020

17

Mar

Hollywood Lesbians Try to Leech Off Young Kaia in these Hard Times of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a SUCK ON HER PUSSY that is now TRENDING on the internet like they both once did, in efforts to steal her soul, so that they are TRENDING too….

Or if it is just some sick fetish these lesbian perverts have, as young relevant pussy probably tastes better to fame whores, than irrelevant old pussy.

Maybe they are just being bored rich LA based idiots who know they can get some paparazzi couverage riding the coatails of the young and relevant girl.

Or maybe they are all damaged idiots who can’t quarantine alone, because they are never alone, so they all “HUNKER” down in their big spacious houses together so that the quarantine is fun….and when things get desperate or boring they can always rape the young one.

Either way, Ashley Benson and Cara Delevigne are fucking predators and their social distancing is fucking shit….let’s hope in all this Coronavirus hype – at least some of this trash dies off…but it won’t because they are rich…I mean just the groceries they got at trendy EREWOHN probably cost 5k.

NOT TO MENTION…they have staff, assistants, etc to do this for them…so it’s clearly a “Look at me” situation. More reason to hate ALL these garbage cunts…

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