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2020

14

Jan

Shay Mitchell’s 2015 Titties of the Day

They are claiming that these are leaked pictures of Shay Mitchell from some photoshoot – never released titty pics that so happen to have been “hacked” out of some dropbox account somewhere.

I don’t buy it.

I wouldn’t be surprised if I’ve already posted these pics, back when they came out, in 2015….but I am not about to dig around to find them to prove that they aren’t in fact leaked.

I am just pretty confident that nothing in the world gets “leaked” unless they want it leaked. Otherwise shit would be deleted. Otherwise bitch wouldn’t be topless in a mesh shirt…

I find it all very convenient that the new mom, who has been seen breast feeding, because it is nature’s way, is consistently on the self promotion kick, and this would just add to that. You know very easy way to get people thinking she’s hot after pregancy, a push many new mom’s need because they just finished ruining themsevles, all they gotta do is just show her Indian titties or re-purpose old pics of her showing her Indian titties. Which I guess is what they did.

This is like a fat chick on a dating app sending a nude of herself from 4 years ago, before the depression and the over-eating disorder. It’s not a full catfish, but still a fucking lie. That pussy may still be the same but the rest of you ain’t…and in Shay’s case…even her pussy is different. Pregnancy, ya know, mangles the shit….

Still it is her pre-baby tits….and No leaks went on here. All just low level strategy and if you think this is some exciting exclusive, if you buy into the hype, because it makes it seem naughtier…like all you fucks watching incest themed porn knowing it’s not incest but loving that storyline…you’re idiots. Now look at these tits while I eat my Butter Chicken Sauce out of the jar because that’s what Indian tits to do me…they make me hungry for Indian food which isn’t racist. Just practical.

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2020

14

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Tight Leggings of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Tight Leggings

HAILEY BALDWIN taking her cameltoe out for a walk…but since she’s some weirdo rich person Christian, I have a feeling that in her slutty half retard child of a drug addict celebrity mind…she thinks Jesus is in fact the one walking both her and her cameltoe.

She may be married to justify her out of wedlock sex with justify bieber, but I think there’s more to the whole sex before marriage thing that defines being inappropriate in the eyes of the Church…and it’s safe to assume she’s inappropriate everytime she shows us all the outline of her cunt.

Despite all the laughing at Hailey Bieber, I do love celebrity kids who are such identity crisis’ as they try to navigate having meaning in their empty lives from their empty upbringing despite having everything they ever wanted….


Hailey Baldwin Bieber Tight Leggings

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2020

14

Jan

Kate Hudson Does the Splits of the Day

Kate Hudson Tight Leggings

If you read my post the other day and I am sure you didn’t, which is why I am confused as to why I am even writing this, it would just feel odd not throwing in my commentary that basically means nothing when putting up the pictures, you know as a way to bait my opinion, that basically means nothing, into your minds….subliminally maybe…you’ll only see a few key words in each post because you’re a grown ass man and you don’t need to be babied through Kate Hudson’s spread eagled to sell fitness gear that makes her a lot of money because she’s “FAMOUS” and that’s enough to push product now. Fuck credible brands, just buy what some literal rich kid whore is selling….because you saw her in some movies…you lame fuck.

She’s Goldie Hawn’s daughter and after seeing her in a movie called Cactus Flower from the 60s (this is the part I wrote about the other day)…she won an oscar for a less than average porno performance and if she was born in this era she’d likely be the kind of girl selling her panties online after she masturbates in them for tokens…or maybe in porn…either way..lots of hype and false marketing around young Goldie…like there was around her daughter Kate…who got knocked up at 19 because she already had too many abortions from philandering around the Hollywood scene in the 90s….at least that’s the story I heard and I’m sticking to it..and these images give a glimpse into those times by her showcasing her favorite move….the one leg up for deeper penetration….solid.


Kate Hudson Tight Leggings

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2020

14

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow Topless of the Day

gwyneth paltrow topless

The Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina Scented Candle was obviously the best marketing ploy the trash that is Gwyneth Paltrow has come up with because that shit went viral aggressively. I just assumed it was fake news and couldn’t be bothered, and still can’t be bothered, but I’m just observing that if I put out a Vagina Scented candle no one would ever mention it, or BUY it, like anything else I’ve tried to sell…but throw in some celebrity cunt that married to some homosexual British Pop star, after having sex with America’s Sweetheart Brad Pitt who clearly could have done better than this monster but like you was distracted by all the hype around her and just assumed she was worth a fuck…when I felt she was better suited to be the head in a box in that movie Seven…not because I hate women, but because I hate Gwyneth Paltrow. If she was a man, and she may eventually identify as one for some attention, I will hate her just the same….so it’s nothing about her vagina, but more about how she makes a deal about her vagina when no one cares about her vagina…or the Hollywood strain of herpes it statistically has…or the smell of feces that radiates from it because that’s how sure lured her homosexual British popstar into fucking her…and cumming in her….made him think it was her asshole…she did.

Anyway, she’s in a magazine and she’s the worst.

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2020

14

Jan

Eva Longoria White Swimsuit of the Day

Eva Longoria Swimsuit

Eva Longoria, who is not Sofia Vergara but in her narcissistic cunt way, probably feels like she paved the way for her, you know giving Hollywood some Spanish vibes, even though Eva Longoria, despite being first generation, is whiter than the slutty bathing suit she’s squeezed herself into. I think she’s probably a lot fatter than this.

People love Eva Longoria, even though she looks like she hires Mexican help to feel superior Mexican to them because she was probably teased for being a Mexican in her border town she’s from, giving her a complex even after her successes.

I love slutty white bathing suits are my favorite color bathing suit….for obvious reasons that start with me as a young teen at a friend’s pool seeing his older sister full, shaved, cunt…which in the 80s was a big deal…all thanks to her white bathing suit. An unlikely friendship, sure, but a valued one.

So here is Eva Longoria with her tits and ass out in a tight white swimsuit getting wet in the pool on her current vacation wishing Sofia Vergara never existed.

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2020

14

Jan

Britney Spears Hyperspeed Bikini Yoga of the Day

This is an amazing masterpiece that I think the filmmaker is using to describe her manic depression in her manic state…..you can tell because she doesn’t even use her own music, probably because she doesn’t want to have to pay the royalties on her own music, since that just lines everyone else’s pockets, plus it doesn’t have the comedic cadence of a Three Stooges episode, or some other early Hollywood comedy. Is cadence even a word?

What I like about this video is basically everything. It is perfect, a masterpiece. It’s got Britney Spears in a Bikini, hot despite being old and thick, working Out (a fetish to all fat haters), in hyperspeed so I don’t have to fastforward to see if a titty falls out. Informative by showing us what Britney does to stay fit, entertaining because of everything else, and slutty cuz of the bikini.

A perfect video….but I may just like hostage videos…

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2020

14

Jan

Sarah Hyland Fitness Erotica of the Day

Sarah Hyland Fitness Erotica

If watching a bitch who was so fucking sick they had to replace her Kidney with the Kidney of someone she harvested with her Modern Family money not once…by TWICE….doing some fitness as she tries not to die…is erotic to you…then here’s the genetic mutant who has almost died from her mutation at least more than most people almost die…as she had Kideny Failure…doing a little working out porn for you workout fetishists who aren’t allowed in any gyms in your area thanks to your affliction.

Then This one’s for you….

Nothing like a little workout, or watching someone workout to start the day, even if that person working out is some Halloween movie character with that benjamin button dwarfism disease you’ve seen on Oprah and the likes over the years….

It’s still an ass in leggings in motion and sometimes, that’s all you need.

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2020

14

Jan

Paris Berelc Nipple Pasties of the DAy

Paris Berelc Nipple Pasties for her 21 Birthday

Paris Berelc turned 21 last night and brought the nipple pasties out to celebrate because what better way to celebrate being legally allowed to drink.

She’s a Disney kid, just out here trying to show you that she’s more than a Disney kid, and she’s doing it with sheer fabrics, one of the many ways to show you that she’s not a Disney kid.

I know zero about her but this is about all I need to see to know where she’s headed.

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2020

14

Jan

Woman Walks Through Police Incident – Gets Thrown and Other Videos of the Day

Beaver Pisses on Audience in Circus Act that Needs to Be Banned

Cobrasnake in the Bathroom

Woman VS Pedestrians

Girl Does Super Girl Stunt on Motorcycle

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

14

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Porn chicks are so high maintenance….and this applies to amateur porn chicks too. Basically any bitch filming herself get off is high maintenance…even when they look like they were pulled out of the gutter…because the amount of effort that goes into their orgasms is a fucking production. This is no brushing into a girl on a bus and cumming yourself, or holding a girl’s hand and cumming yourself like you’re used to.

This is props, camera, lighting, payment, distribution…

Girls are like “I can’t cum” so here’s “a plug in your ass, a massive dildo in your twat, a black dick in your mouth that isn’t your husband’s dick, your husband on the couch jacking off to this, a wand on your clit, a camera dude in the room, and a series of fetish sites to upload your pics to for the praise”…all to make a bitch cum…

It’s seriously fucking work…

Whenever I see porn beyond a slutty selfie, I’m like “That bitch either has a dead pussy” or “she is high fucking mainstenance” and the effort involved even when it looks like no effort involved all to get her off is far too much to be a turn on.

It’s like she builds her life around it, even monetizes it, and sure we all get to see it but the backstory is what makes it terrible.

I guess I prefer my women not achieving orgasms or having any sexual needs or requirements so that I can be left in peace as I contemplate humanity…I mean or because they are half dead yet affordable hookers who are only there for me to get off…same same….

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Aaron Hernandez Netflix Movie Trailer
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Dave Chappelle at the DC Improv
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Keanu Reeves Eating Ice Cream.
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Luxury Igloo
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Apparently this is a Sports Highlight Video
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Army Vet talking About American Wars
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Cool Cliff
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Plastic is Turning Dudes into Women
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Dude Eats Pizza in One Bite
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