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Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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I’ve never found Alessandra Ambrosio hot.

So now that she’s pushing 40 or 50 or however old she is, I can’t tell because she’s only done the same thing on fucking repeat for the last 20 years, that feel like the last 50 years, since I don’t find her hot…..I definitely don’t find her hot…

I guess my opinion doesn’t fucking matter, she’s made millions a year selling bullshit panties for a company that financed Epstein (google it), it’s not important work, if anything it just promotes globalization, the loss of American business, making China richer, and all by a Brazilian who isn’t even American….

So when I look at her I see evil….other than that she’s still fit and vain and uses that to make real life women feel like shit about themselves because they don’t have bodies like her…

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2020

Jan

Sarah Michelle Gellar Swimsuit of the Day

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Sarah Michelle Gellar, the Freddie Prinze Jr fucking, Scooby Doo acting, overhyped trash from the 90s, despite being a mom of 2 who has been off the radar for at least a decade to focus on things like living on her celebrity money, is out here in a bathing suit for you perverts to jerk off to her like it was still the 90s….

I remember a time when she was in EVERYTHING thanks to that VIRGIN NERD LOSER phenomenom that happened with Buffy the Vampire Slayer the Series, something I NEVER watched and will NEVER watch, but that every chronic masturabtor seemed to watch and fetishize about Sarah Michelle Gellar despite her being Sarah Michelle Gellar.

I remember I Know What you Did Last Summer….and all the other garbage she got into….and I don’t remember any of it that foundly and I sure as hell don’t think this is her best work. A ambien looking mom in her expensive house isn’t a fetish of mine, I aim more for daughters than mothers…..but that doesn’t he actress who got her start in Soaps at Age four, so you know she’s nice a fucked up, is clearly out here promoting some shit…because she’s obviously promoting some shit…all the celebs are…giving more reason for new social networks to start up…the Facebook all day informercial of lame content is fucking dull.

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2020

Jan

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t reinvent the wheel of posting titty pics of celebs being sluts, I am basically the same as all the other losers posting titty pics of celebs, like it’s important or like it is news, or like it is hot when I actually hate pop culture and celebs, which happens to upset the kind of people into pics of titty pics of celebs…leaving me cold, scared and alone….

So there’s a lot of repetition in what I do, thanks to people like Rihanna having a lot of repetition in what she does, and then all the other latch ons doing the exact same thing other celebs do to stay current, then there’s all the influencers doing their best impression of celebs…and do the same thing they do…making it one pile of slutty content to sieve through. So I don’t expect revolutionary commentary….it’s not like I even get paid to do this….

So in keeping up my repetitive dialogue, I was told by a BAJAN (man from Barbados) that Rihanna’s dad was a garbage man, she lived in basically a shanty, was poor as shit by Barbados standards, like the kid in school who didn’t have running water and smelled like her period all the time….but more interestingly, he told me she turned tricks at 14 through a network of Karaoke bars the tourists would go to….and Barbados being a British Colony that is more developed than a HAITI….meant rich British people would go there to get some son. High profile people have homes there, from Simon Cowell to who the fuck cares…there’s entertainers and athletes and all kinds of pervert rich dudes into the 15 year old Karaoke hooker…so much so that they brought her to America at 14, got her all her work visas and made her Rihanna….

Girls who have talent and live in NYC can’t even get record deals…and Rihanna was never all that special, ANYONE could have been her….but they chose her…why? That’s for you to figure out, that’s the great unknown…but the rich and bloated Rihanna has running water now…so I guess it all worked out for her….as she continues to post her half naked content to sell product cuz she’s Rihanna….and has always been selling her product / self….

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2020

Jan

Jessica Alba Sweaty Tits of the Day

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Jessica Alba is looking like your grandma who just figured out her phone she got for Christmas has a front Camera, but she can’t quite figure out how to go back to the regular camera…which makes sense because bitch is old, but I guess not that old, maybe more entitled and coddled and used to having her personal assistant do everything for her, so that she doesn’t need to use her brain on anything but trying to act her way through being an “Honorary” CEO of a tech / e-commerce company like she was GOOP…but far less controversial, or talked about, despite being far hotter.

At least she realizes that despite being a 40 year old mom of 3, we still want to see her sweaty tits in her sports bra, because we remember those tits at their prime, when they weren’t out there making babies, but rather out there getting herpes. Memories….

The only funny Gossip I know about Alba, is that her husband was such an Alba fan that he made a deal with her when they first got together, knowing he wasn’t an A Lister or that rich, and that deal was that they would have a family together, build a business together and that she’d be allowed to fuck around with other dudes, the ultimate CUCK, only he’s not invited to watch her when she fucks the A-Listers…a story that may be fake, but I think is true, and funny in all her pics….not quite as funny as this filtered up herpe looking face….but funny nonetheless.

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2020

Jan

Chinese Dad Puts His Kid Through the Security Scanner and Other Videos of the Day

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76 Year Old Taken Out During an Arrest

Tropical Bird Brawl

Street Cats Sleep in a Pile

Storm VS Gym

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2020

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love reading stories about dudes who were on the early internet and saw the bright future it would provide, so they bought up URLs when they were basically free, and built out websites before websites were a thing, and made millions…or billions…while I was an early enough (1994) internet user who used the internet daily, hours a fucking day talking to fucking weirdos and doing all kinds of random things on the internet…none of those random things was making the internet money or paving the future that was about to hit, just trolling forums…for 10 fucking years before figurung out how to start a free “blogspot”….that I put an amazon affiliate ad on, before being kicked off of the amazon affiliate program because they didn’t like giving me commission on books I sold to perverts through celebrity nudity while I could have theoretically been amazon…

It’s always nice to reflect on those years when I embraced new technology but didn’t bother figuring out how to monetize it before the massed ran to it and destroyed it for everyone…

You know…good to feel those lost opportunities deep within my soul to keep me feeling like a loser to continue carrying this site…otherwise all this internet fame would get to my head and I’d be like a YOUTUBER fucking Josie Canseco or some shit.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Amy Schumer Naked on All Fours – No Thanks
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Sneaky Cat
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Wolf’s First Howl
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Britney Spears Art Show Weirdness
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Selena Gomez Legs
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They call her a Karen with Road Rage – I Hate that Expression
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Octopus and Cuttlefish Playing Hide and Seek
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Rita Ora – Strategic NUDE
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Nude Instagram Style Photoshoots
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Not Very PRactical Snow Removal
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2020

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I may be influenced by the internet since I don’t leave the house and when I do I avoid all eye contact. Maybe it’s the autism. Maybe it’s the deep want to be invisible…not in some emo way…just it makes life less annoying.

That said, it seems like everyone I come across is a sex worker trying to get paid for their nudes…

Every girl has figured out that they can get more money sending strangers who pay them monthly pics of their pussy that they are already sending dudes they are trying to date. The whole barrier of seeing nudes comes down to finances and it REALLY wasn’t always this way. Girls did used to get scared to have their nudes out there, now everyone is getting naked so what the fuck. No one is losing their jobs for being naked, especially not women, no one would ever publicly say they won’t hire a girl cuz she’s sucking dick on snapchat for strangers, they’d be scared of being called WOMEN haters…

So as the moral fabric of our society turns into a debaucherous world of enterprising young sluts…we get TOO much pussy to deal with and there’s nothing wrong with that when you’re not the idiot paying these sex workers.

Soon my grocery store visits will be full of girls masturbating in the aisles for their sponsors / subscribers / memebers…but for now it’s just moms in fitness leggings…

The future is exciting.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Gigi Hadid at Jury Selection for the Weinstein Case – How Convenient
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Weird Animal Rights Cruelty Activists Rob Dog from his “Homeless” Owner. Wtf is this. Fucking kill these motherfuckers. I always feel bad for dogs with homeless people, but they are friends, you can’t fucking do that.
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Rita Ora – Strategic NUDE
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Dina Lohan Claims She Wasn’t Drunk During her DUI Arrest at Outback Steakhouse
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Rita Ora in Slutty Lingerie
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Malin ANdersson See Through Bra
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Pregnant Anne Hathaway TITTIES
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People are so nuts – mad a Vince Vaughn for Socializing with the President. He’s the Fucking President…what’s wrong with you people.
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Dog in the Wind
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Crazy Arrestin a Canadian Departmental Store (LOL)
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Woman Picking Fight in Traffic…
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Monkey Wants to Eat Baby…..or Monkey Hates being in Captivity…or Hot Mom Check
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MSNBC Signing Fox News Host…
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Pete Davidson and Kaia Gerber are Over Cuz He Already Fucked Her
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Girl Calls Out Friend for Cheating on her Boyfriend
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Parrots Sharing Food
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The Viral NYC Koala
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If this Went Viral….You’ve NEver lived in Canada…
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Jared Leto as Morbius – Whatever that is
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Vanessa Hudgens is Single Now
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Lizzie McGuire Reboot May be Over as Creator Leaves – Knowing it’s an Awful Idea..
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Not Very PRactical Snow Removal
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GET ALL YOUR SMOKER NEEDS FILLED!
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From the Forum

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Kaia Gerber Still in a Bikini
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Paris Berelc….Cleavage at her Birthday…
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Kelli Berglund Cleavage
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Josephine Skriver – Victoria’s Secret Slut
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Ellie Goulding Bikini
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Paris Hilton 40 Year Old Party Girl
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Natalie Dormer.
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Claire Danes – Still Alive
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Selena Gomez – Fake Titty Cleavage
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Jeri Ryan Still Alive
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Mariah Carey – HUGE tits
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Mini Reese Witherspoon in Leggings
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From stepSMUT!!

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Amateur of the Day
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A bUnch of Booty
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Ann Angel in Pink Lingerie
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Part Teacher – Part Sex Offender
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Weirdest Vending Machine Ever
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Orgasm of the Day
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Just a College Lesbian….not being a lesbian
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Just Spreading…Labia Spreading
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This Girl Hates her Tits
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Twitch Streamers in 2020
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Amateur Anal Lover
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Suck It.
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3 Guys in 3 Hours
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2020

Jan

Rainey Qualley Nudity of the Day

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Rainey Qualley is some ugly trash that you’d never see on this site, even though she pulls her tits out, unless she was the daughter of a celebrity.

In this case, her mom is Model and Actress Andie MacDowell and her dad is model Paul Qualley and she is proof that two wrongs don’t make a right, or in this case two hot people don’t make a hot person.

We’ve posted up her sister, who is also in LA whoring herself out for her career in entertainment despite playing the whole born and raised in Asheville, North Carolina.

I don’t understand why celebrity kids like to be packaged like they were so far removed from the industry that afforded them the good life…yet they all end up in LA being whores for attention.

It’s like the WILLIS sisters, all I’ve ever heard about this is how normal they are thanks to being raised in Idaho on the family compound, ok….but then why are they in LA at the family compound posting asshole incest selfies…because they weren’t raised wholesome and far removed from the shit, they are in fact so close to the shit, that they are the shit, and not “You da shit” kind of shit, but that fucking stain in your underwear cuz you can’t control your bowels kind of shit.

What I am trying to say, and I am not sure if I got the message across is that these celebs who think they are raising their kids to be better, yet they all end up back in LA being bratty spoiled entitled rich kids using their family connections to get seen…in this case with their tits out…

Either way, she’s an “actress” and a “singer. Sure she is.

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2020

Jan

Maya Hawke’s got her Titties Out of the Day

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I used to make fun of girl’s with weak chins, just because I knew they would hate it. I used to ask them why they were swallowing their faces, or why their mouths were permanently open, they genuinely freaked me the fuck out. I know of at least one girl who had fake tits, so this isn’t all that crazy, but who got a chin implant after my mocking. Clearly, I was what pushed her over the edge. She clearly knew she looked all dopey and shit due to the weak chin.

It may have something to do with my facial recognition blindness, which is a genuine condition that makes everyone look like a new person to me, basically every time I see them, which also makes running this site funny, because I don’t recognize shit. Anyone could be anyone and I’ll run with it. I can watch movies and barely even connect serious stars to the parts they are playing.

I don’t mind it now, one of my favorite actors is Rebecca Hall, who also has a weak chin, but I do find it funny when I see someone who I’ve only seen posing with the right angles, while all done up, posing at the wrong angle…cuz this is the WRONG fucking angle.

Luckily for her, Mom is Uma Thurman, Dad is Ethan Hawke and she’s got tits….I believe that weak chin or not…girl’s got a long career ahead of her from those reasons alone.

Now you can all imagine her gagging on your cock, because that’s her permanent facial expression…due to her facial structure…

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2020

Jan

Lily Rose Depp Ass Shot of the Day

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When you look at Lily Rose Depp’s ass, do you automatically think “I wonder if Johnny Depp’s ass looks this good, or would he need to take estrogen to get it to this level, because I love Johnny Depp, his career is like Tom Hanks or Matt Damons or even Leo DiCaprios, you know ICONIC. Or do you think Johnny Depp’s got the best CUM, look at what it made….my cum just makes a mess…what can’t this legend do…he’s iconic”…because I feel 90 percent of Lily Rose Depp’s hype is dudes who are just way too into Johnny Depp….their little Pirate of the Caribbean if you will….but not open to the idea of being queer…so they just channel that admiration into sexualizing his daughter…wanting to Edward Penishand her (one of the more important porn parodies of yesteryear)….

I’m personally indifferent on the whole Johnny Depp aspect of Lily Rose Depp, I never think of the dad’s when I get off to a girl, it’s not my thing, even when it’s a tactic of revenge. “Oh you took my parking spot neighbor, I’m gonna fuck your daughter” by the time the fucking starts I forget my whole motive, and don’t be impressed his daughter was a wheelchair bound half retard who lived in their apartment because they couldn’t afford an institution but don’t worry….I still fucked her good.

What I am trying to say is…I like Lily Rose Depp for being Lily Rose Depp…which I am sure none of her friends do. Because I love the plight of the celebrity child. I find it weird and hilarious especially when they are posting gratuitous ass pics in their jeans for attention…like they don’t have enough in their fucking lives to just not bother with social media.

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