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2020

13

Jan

Bella Thorne Upskirt of the Day

Bella Thorne reminds me of when Disney kids are let out of their cages and faced with what pop culture actually is. You know given their own money once the MICKEY ears are taken off and now exposed to all that that porn, sleaze, prescription pill use….and other great things the young people are into and doing….it’s almost like an Amish on Rumspringa deciding to become a stripper or prostitute instead of going back to Amish land…but the Happiest place on earth version. It’s weird…but here’s her ass before she culturally appropriates the Caribbeans by stealing their dance like they were a College Cafeteria trying to serve BUTTER CHICKEN…those cultural appropriators…only with more twerking.

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2020

13

Jan

Behati Prinsloo Angry in a Bikini of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo has tricked everyone, she tricked Victoria’s Secret into making her a model even though she’s nothing special but more importantly she also tricked Adam Levine into thinking he’s straight….or at least helped trick the public into thinking that Adam Levine is straight, despite having heard his music (not by choice) and realizing that there’s no fucking way that’s not a man who likes his asshole filled….by other men.

I HATE everything Maroon 5, so the fact that they are “radio” friendly over played shit makes me hate the pussy he puts his dick, or at least a turkey baster filled with his sperm, that’s as hetero as he goes.

Or he could just be a pansy ass rich kid from LA who wanted to start a band, and figured the best beard is one from Victoria’s Secret, the obvious, standard, even basic fucking option for a mainstream cookie cutter pile of shit like him….

We call this picture…when a Victoria’s Secret model sells her soul and dies.

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2020

13

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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I will forever be amazed that Ashley Tisdale was ever considered hot. It is one of those marketing hustles that brain washes people into thinking something is better than it is, because that’s what marketing does. It lies to you and makes you a believer. It applies to movies, products, and pussy.

So when Disney, the evil empire that owns the entertainment industry, as well as the worst streaming app in the history of streaming apps, decided that the 25 year old mutant face would be one of their High School Musical shit, despite being 25…they decided to package her as some hotness…

Eventually, people realized that was a lie….or maybe they didn’t but the show ended and she was put out to pasture where she continues to be a Disney Castmember in all her happy dancey lameness…but even worse is her husband in the background who’s about this cheesy fucking life…unless that isn’t her husband…either way embarassing people…victims of Disney….

This is what happens when adults play child stars, they aren’t broken enough to kill themselves, but instead they dance.

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2020

13

Jan

Billie Eilish Wet Tits Cause she’s 18 of the Day

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Sexualizing Billie Eilish cause she’s finally 18 was the alternate title (it was her birthday) , but I don’t like sexualizing shit.

I know there are people out there who are into sexualizing shit. Either watching a girl shit, seeing the stool penetrate and stretch an anus out as it falls into the toilet, or on the sick fuck’s chest….then there’s the people who make art with their own feces…nature’s homemade brown tones….the whole thing makes me sick…it’s just not my thing…

Billie Eilish, the boy wonder, is just not my thing either…and pretty much the equivalent to shit.

I realize that she was created as some “next big thing” and that she makes money for her agents and management because people are drawn to her. I know she’s making fucking money but I don’t like that whole vibe, her whole look….but maybe now that she’s 18…I’ll take a different approach and dive into jerking off to her ass in bike shorts…because this is what pop culture is giving us, I guess I’ll take it.

Here she is in some tight shorts fucking the floor in her music video

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2020

13

Jan

Ashlee Simpson’s Tits on Vacation of the Day

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Ashlee Simpson posted a pretty seductive picture of her tits in a bikini top like the celebrity sister looking for attention that she probably is.

Forced to become a mom of two with various men, because her music career ended with a public lip sync on SNL back when people watched SNL that went viral.

The big chin in the family, who was never quite hot, but was hot enough as the sister who got to mooch off the success of her sister, and who is now with Diana Ross’ son is out here looking like all the other 40 year old fat women on the beaches of the DOMINICAN REPUBLIC looking for one of the locals working the All Inclusive resort she’s at to knock her up because her BIOLOGICAL CLOCK is ticking. You know that whole aura and allure of being in paradise is made better when some big black cock working the bar is ready to cum up inside a fat unwanted at home bitch who is tired of being depressed. These guys who come in strong and fast knowing that the trip is only 10 days and they put it on hard and heave pretending to be the dream man, with no intention of going home with the bitch, and every intention to play it up for monthly payouts from these desperate women who carried their child to term.

Lonely middle of the road fat white girls that go to an all inclusive vacation and leaves pregnant….that’s what this bitch is channelling, only her black babies are only 1/4 black with a legendary grandma…a little different approach but same fucking vibes.

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2020

13

Jan

AnnaSophia Robb Swimsuit of the Day

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AnnaSophia Robb along with having a dumb double name turned into a single name, is also a girl from Charlie and the Chocolate factory that you probably got excited for the day she turned 18….

You may remember trying to jerk off to her bikini body in Soul Surfer, where she played that surf bitch who lost her arm to a shark befoe finding Jesus…the worst movie ever.

She was also in the prequel to Sex and the City, called the Carrie Diaries, because Hollywood likes milking ideas, like I like milking pregnant women in my building’s basement…using some old dairy farm equipment….but luckily that only lasted a year…probably a very horrible and humilating year despite the paychecks…

She’s now back to bikinis / bathing suits because that’s where her talent lie…or at least where she gets praised.

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2020

13

Jan

Amber Heard is Nasty of the Day

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I cant wait to hear how Amber Heard tries to blame her broken foot on Johnny Depp.

Here she is looking like Charlize Theron’s stunt double on Monster (2nd Monster Reference of the Day)

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2020

13

Jan

All the Tits at the Critics Choice Awards of the Day

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The Critics Choice awards happened and for some reason, I wasn’t invited.

I sometimes think about what the fuck I am, you know when the bank asks me what my profession is for that credit card application. I am not a writer, I don’t know how to write. I am not a web publisher, I barely know how to write an email. I am not a web entrepreneur because I am not a billionaire and really have no actual business. I am not a comedian because I am not funny. I update a blog, but is “blogger” a profession. Instagram has rebranded “bloggers’ to be people who take pics of their outfits of instagram.

I just live in no man’s land, but if I was anything, it’d be a critic because I love to criticize and not constructively. So I should have been invited…not that I would go. Not that award shows matter, I don’t even know if this one was even a show, or televised since TV is dead…but it brought out sluts…and here’s that round-up.

Anne Hathaway with her big princess bride tits

Charlize Theron hasn’t looked this good since MONSTER….

Florence PUGH looking for Zach Braff

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Does J.Lo have any other poses ?

Joey King protecting herself from the Aliens with the tin foil outfit- smart.

Kate Beckinsale prepared for this event with a deep pussy stretch..

Dude Margaret Qualley is so not hot..

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Nicole Kidman’s stand in wax figure attended..

Rachel Brosnahn is a tangerine dream

Saoirse Ronan not see through enough..

Lucy Hale will be staring as Michael Jackson in the upcoming movie by Johnny Depp about his Glove.. Rumour Mill!

Zendaya is hot

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2020

13

Jan

Minka Kelly Bikini of the Day

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Minka Kelly is one of these barely-a-celebrity – celebrities that I totally missed the boat on.

Meaning that when she was not 39 years old and in her prime, you know back when she was sucking dick to get into movie and TV roles that she probably didn’t consider sucking dick to get into those jobs, they never do….I had no idea who she was and still don’t.

WHICH ONE IS SHE IN THIS PIC? SERIOUSLY

She was born to Aerosmith guitarist Rick Dufay and a groupie mom. I have no idea if her dad was in her life or if it was more of a sperm donation situation. She worked for a plastic surgeon who was going to give her tits instead of a paycheck, to which she said “No thanks, I have my own tits” and the rest is history.

She want on to be on tv shows I’ve never seen and a Maroon 5 video I’ve never seen and I just know that people are excited by her and here is her old ass tits in a bikini, even though they’ve been cum on by Derek Jeter between 2008 and 2011 and his sperm is toxic..a medical biohazard thanks to living that good life.

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2020

13

Jan

Jessica Lee Buchanan Posing with Wild Cats of the Day

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Her name JESSICA LEE BUCHNAN. She is a “Proud South African” whatever that means, I mean it could mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people. To some it could mean the same as saying she’s a “white power” enthusiast, because of that whole Apartheid shit, or maybe because of the high AIDS rate, or maybe because of SHARKS, or maybe she’s really into legless Olympic heroes taking out his girlfriend….or maybe it’s just the beauty of the country, the women, the South African experience…BUSH MEAT…I don’t know…but this is a photoshoot of her and some wild cats doing some Blonde Bombshell of the 1960s style shoo you’d expect to find in your grandfather’s porn box after he died. Is this Bridget Bardot? Who fucking knows but more importantly…who cares.’

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