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Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day

2019

Dec

Sweaty Shay Mitchell of the Day

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Shay Mitchell just shat out a baby with some dude who was once the host of some CANADIAN MTV nonsense. I’ve met the guy, because Canadians all know each other, we connect at the yearly Maple Sugar festival where we all build a massive igloo and dance to songs by Celine, Barenaked Ladies, Avril Lavigne amongst others..The baby daddy’s alight…so no hate there….I mean dude’s just out there knocking up smart girls taking over entertainment and social media because she’s smarter than most of the idiots out there who are too busy taking selfies.

She’s got her shitty acting career that has made her a ton of money, she’s got some book publishing company that I am sure will become a movie, she’s got a youtube travel series and instagram going with tons of followers from being on TV, she’s probably getting all kinds of brand deals from brands paying her tons of money…and that’s just what we know about…I guess being an INDIAN (dot not feather) makes her resourceful…I mean the Indian I know at the convenience store is always onto money making schemes, as is the Indian mechanic I used to go to when I had a car, trying to sell me bootleg tires from India…as is the Indian restaurant owner who always tries to make me pay cash…the Indians…they hustle…but I guess Shay takes time to herself for some self care as all influencers do…where she sweats out in a Sauna as an excuse to post up some slutty oiled up sweaty content we can all jerk off to, despite knowing that her pussy has just been stretched the fuck out bringing new life into the world that will be a prop in her “mommy blogging”….

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2019

Dec

79 Year Old Lingerie Model of Instagram of the Day

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Her name is Helena Schargel and this is her INSTAGRAM that is apparently going viral because the 79 year old has decided to be a lingerie model, in a live your dreams, don’t let your old age get in the way of those dreams, the world is into weird fetishes and celebrating weird disorders like aging, and empowering those things with bikini or lingerie modeling. Fat girls are doing it. Downs Syndrome girls are doing it. Amputees are doing it. EVERYONE is fucking doing it….and they all bring it to us with some bullshit narrative of self confidence….

The world is a changing place, where 80 year old women feel comfortable being lingerie models despite being old as fuck, because instagram will take it viral and get them in the news, making alzheimers and impending death more tolerable….

One could say this is cool or interesting because it is something different. But it just reminds me that us that dudes are fucking perverts and will look at anything half naked, even our grandmas, hell some of us may have even jerked off in grandma’s 1970s styled bathroom after accidentally walking in on her getting ready for church after making us Wheat Germ muffins for breakfast, as grandmas do…..

It’s nice that all those chicks who think they are special cuz they get half naked to get attention or make money are reduced to knowing they aren’t special and that we’re just easy fucking consumers.

I would say that it’d be great if 2020 went back to making people feel insecure about themselves, but I’ve always been into getting people who shouldn’t be half naked, half naked, and there’s something way funnier about it when they come to that conclusion themselves and that I don’t need to go to the old folks home myself to recruit them into my SENIOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIM PARODY I planned 10 years ago when I still cared about producing original content if it wasn’t so expensive, where as I’m now “fuck that idea, I prefer relaxing”….you know cuz I am old too and my dreams aren’t to be successful…they are to be left the fuck alone…

Check out some of her work, I’d expect more from her based on the hype, but the media is garbage and runs with any clickbait it can.

Here are some videos….

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2019

Dec

BOOTY of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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When They Don’t Get Your Order Right – TANTRUM

Cop Hits Machete Man with a Huge Stick

Big Boobies…

Women Threatens Other with Box Cutter

I love Seeing Elephants Attack Humans Who Get Too Close

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Holy Fuck…

2020 is less than 12 hours away…

Nothing will change….we will all be exposed to unnecessary stress, annoying stories of people we don’t care about, we will all continue to keep up with the Joneses and buy shit we don’t need, and in turn kill our environment….we will get deeper in debt, become bigger slaves to the system, but throughout it all there will be sluts willing to show tit for fame, or fuck for money, so all is good…status quo really…we are just humans being shitty and we will continue to do that….in this man made construct called time…cuz my dog doesn’t give a fuck that it’s the new year…another year closer to our expiration date….but it’s a good excuse to get drunk, to go to a party or two, to make out with at least one person you probably shouldn’t make out with but you’re both single so why the fuck not….so much opportunity…2020…the year the world may self destruct and we all die…

So start the year right, tell those you like you like em, those you don’t like to fucking die because a 2020 with them in it makes you sick and before you do…HERE ARE SOME MORNING LINKS….

Taxi Drivers React to Fat Ass Women Changing in their Car
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Kyle Jenner’s Last THIRST TRAP
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Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes PDA
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Shoplifter Gets BEAT
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Out of Control Truck
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Zach Efron – a Modern Day Typhoid Survivor
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Pranking Parents with a Shitty Temp Tattoo…
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Rideshare Passenger Won’t Leave Car Because Driver Won’t Give Him 5 Stars
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Frisbee MOUTH
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Origins of SUbliminal Messages
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Dog Running with Puppy
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TV Twins in a Suicide Pact
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2019

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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There’s nothing more exciting than hearing everyone reflect on 2019 and plan for 2020…. thank god for social media…I now know that some 60 year old fat girl I’ve never met is planning on traveling more this year….then there’s some other girl who always whines about her sexual assault that happened decades ago and that she’s written about in great detail has decided to move on from that “trauma” to take on another year with more positivity. You know so she can be fierce now that this year of healing is up….

It makes not wanting a “smart phone” or any phone or computer and a cabin off grid far more desirable…but luckily menial tasks like the grocery store don’t have the same level of anxiety because people are all there minding their own business, while the internet is everyone up on each other’s shit, learning far too much about those you don’t care about.

What a waste of fucking time..

That said, at the grocery store the lesbian cashier was super fucking angry, she said nothing fucking works and gave me attitude like all lesbians, since they hate me….it’s part of their core values when taking that oath to be a lesbian…which reminds me of girls who have never had sex with women coming out as bi-sexual…or identifying as bisexual…because all people are beautiful which is weird…

Is it because they only masturbate to lesbian porn? Is it because the idea of fucking a chick pussy like you fuck your own pussy or are they just trying to be something more than a boring straight person… you know to fit in with society as being “different” and rainbow colored even though that’s the mainstream norm….everyone is all the fucking the same in pretending to be different….either lesbianism a myth, 2019 was irritating, 2020 will be as irritating…

Here are some stepLINKS…hopefully not too irritating.

Bella Hadid’s Disgusting Face in a Bikini for VACATION
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Roxane Glineur Has Best Bra Ever
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Sharon Osbourne Made Assistant Go Into her Burning House – Then Fired Him
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Twins on a TLC Show Die in a Suicide Pact…crazy
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Sarah Hyland Pokies
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Kylie Jenner Freakish Huge Tits in a Bra and Panties…
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Brooke Shields Not Your Average Old Lady in a Bikini
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Emma Roberts Legs by the Christmas Tree….
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Loser Hockey Player Losing at Rock Paper Scissors…
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Ridiculous Ford F650 Truck…
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Soccer Lesbians Get Married
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Zach Efron Almost Died of Typhoid
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Mob Boss Reveals Fraud in Sports….He’d Force Athletes to Fuck Up….Basically. Are you Surprised
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Pitbull Opens Christmas Gifts
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The Lamp that Lights Up when People Tweet “WE BROKE UP”
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Alexis Ren Trailer Trash Dreams…
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The Girl Who Got Bill Gates as Her Secret Santa
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Worst Bride Walking Down Aisle
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Zach Braff is Dating a CHild..
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Dog That Loves a Packet of Coffee
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Synthetic Ice Rink Fail
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Car Crash of the Day
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Vapid Retard Bella Thorne Going Hard in the Gym
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Judi Dench’s Hand Made it Into CATS
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Scary Underwater Snake
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Cyclist Survives Most Insane Rundown
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Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics…
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QB Punches Ref (probably old news)
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AT&T Predicted the Future in 1993
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Dead Celeb of the Day
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From the Forum

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Lizzie Cundy Barbados Bathign Suit….
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Rat Cow in NYC Eating Pizza
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Marky Mark’s Wife in a Bathing Suit in Barbados Looking Pregnant
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Stella Maxwell’s Midriff
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Kylie Jenner in Black Face Looking Like Shit
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Some British TRash Tits
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Kaia Gerber Boring Outfit
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Cindy Crawford Boring Outfit
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Pia Miller Hard Nips in AUstralia
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Pippa Middleton in a Bikini for the Royal Family…
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Elsa Hosk Leather Pants
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Brooke Burke in a Bikini…
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From stepSMUT!!

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BIG FUCKING TITS
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Another Big Titty Drop
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Slutty Amateur of the Day….
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Awkward Moments in Porn…
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Interesting Anal Moves…
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Skye Blue Oiled Tits…
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Carrot Head at Her Hitachi…
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Big Boobs on the Beach….
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Bare Ass by a Chair…
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Sexy Marina in Lingerie…by the Water…
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New Year’s Resolution Summed Up
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Animals Hate Us….
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Big Black Nudity…
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The Depths of the Human Anus
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Naked Stacy Has Tits
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Name the Resolution…
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Torpedo Tits….
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Lindsay Naked Looking Out Window…
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Losing Virginity to a Hooker…
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2019

Dec

Looking Back at Pirelli Calendars of the Day

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With 2020 around the corner, it’s time to look back on the most ICONIC of calendars, the Pirelli Calendar…. while you’re out here busting out your new calendar check thanks to a weird instagram patreon girl’s calendar you paid too much for to show your support because you are pathetic….but excited to stare at her everyday of the year…because you are old…only old people use calendars…there are computers, tablets, phones, and other OPTIONS…

It’s a nice RETROSPECTIVE to see how shit things have become and how good things once were back when titties weren’t uploaded in the hundreds of thousands every fucking HOUR cuz the world is full of exhbitionist sluts in various capacities of “Grades” of slutty.

ENJOY it as a new DECADE’s dawn approaches and 2019 is forgotten….

1970

1971

1972

1973

1974

1984

1985

Click MORE to see MORE – YOU MOOR!
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2019

Dec

Jojo Is Becoming a Stripper of the Day

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Jojo was a popular child star many fucking years ago…and like all child stars she has probably experienced all kinds of trauma from being sold for personal gain…and that’s ok…it makes for some entertaining breakdowns filled with delusions….it is like DADDY ISSUES but on CRACK because there is more money involved in the whole feeling inadequate and supporting your entire fucking family despite being 15.

ANYWAY….she tapped out for a while, no one cared or knew where she went, only to resurface on social media, where I get the vibe she still puts on shows and all that, but I could be wrong, I don’t pay that much attention to much beyond her massive tits I don’t remember her having when she was doing that whole DISNEY-LIKE thing…because she was over 18 when she disappeared…

Well, the celebrity life isn’t so bad because you make stupid money for very little work, so I guess that itch came back harder than a bout of herpes she got from a Network exec when she was first getting hired….so here she is…consistently posting semi-slutty content that may eventually become hardcore porn as it has happened to so many girls before her…you know because everything is basically porn right now, so why the fuck not.

All this to say, I don’t mind her one bit.

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2019

Dec

Ruby O Fee Nudity of the Day

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Ruby O Fee is from COSTA RICA.

She is in a MOVIE…..with her tits out.

That is all I know about Ruby O Fee from COSTA RICA.

Other than that there aren’t that many COSTA RICANS being slutty on the internet. I can’t think of any famous COSTA RICAN actors or models or tits I’ve stared at hoping to get an erection. I am sure there must be some, I mean that whole ecotourism, surf community, EXPATS evading taxes cuz they run GAMBLING sites must lead to some healthy looking fit in a bikini bodies…BUT are they too busy ZIPLINING their PURA VIDA away to be a vapid “Look at me I have tits” kind of girl. I just don’t know. But Ruby O Fee got tits.

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2019

Dec

Ashley Graham Nude and Scary of the DAy

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If you ate too much this weekend and need to have a good purge, take this photo to the toilet with you and start heaving.

You can read my archive of Ashley Graham and how her fat empowerment is ruining society as we know it, fat girls shouldn’t get paid for their looks unless it’s for fetish porn, and even then it’s only for a rare group of people so it’s not as lucrative as they’d want.

This turn a fat chick into a top model and make her millions so she can buy all the donuts her heart ever wanted is just against the way society was built….and against everything I’ve ever known as a man.

Fat girls are supposed to be either married moms that gave up with husbands that are defeated and hate life….OR girls who are alone and sad eating their feelings and blaming trauma….the kind of girl you fuck at 3 am cuz you have no options and the tits are big…but then the whole hip hop trend happened…and next thing you know….these fat girls think they are hot…and here we are treating fat girls like fit girls…all while knowing that they are unhealthy, going to put a strain on healthcare system, because fat isn’t something to celebrate just cuz everyone is fat and they find skinny unrelatable….SKINNY is what YOU are supposed to look like pig.

ANYWAY, throwing pregnancy into the mix on this one is just beyond.

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Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2019

Dec

Bebe Rexha Bikini of the Day

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Fat fuck Bebe Rexha who is too fat to be a popstar but also too old to be a popstar but is still a popstar is pretty fucking confusing…but I guess it is the “TIMES” where anyone can be anything they fucking want to be and all the idiots will sit there encouraging them like the retard at the track and field event….instead of letting the poor retard know that he should probably sit this one out…only the fat girl version….

She makes more noise about being a fat chick than anyone, one minute she’s mad at everyone for calling her fat because she’s empowered motherfuckers and can be anything she wants to be….then she’s posting up pics of her asshole celebrating her fat ass and thighs like she’s fucking special…and really she’s got a surprisingly flat stomach….maybe from the dancing to her shit music, like how can you be fat when you perform nightly for your idiot fans…unless you just sit there and eat fried chicken or cake while performing….maybe it’s LIPO…trust none of these bitches…Make up your mind BEBE!!! ARE YOU FAT OR ARE YOU FAT….

She only happened as an old and fat pop star entity because she’s accepted her place as a puppet and the labels need more fatness to pretend they are inclusive.

I know some dudes, and not just black dudes, like big fat asses and thighs…cuz it is a sign of fertility or something….so here.

The best is that I just googled her and this content is on every site celebrating how brave she is…all bitch did was be a narcissist exhibitionist cunt…this isn’t rocket science or saving the world….stop acting like it is. ASSHOLES.

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