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2019

02

Jul

Jenna Dewan Bikini of the Day

Jenna Dewan is some recently divorced 40 year old…who is out there in a bikini….showing off that dancing body, cuz she made her way in the world, and onto Channing Tatum’s dick, through dance….

When I look at Jenna Dewan’s face I wonder if Channing Tatum realizes that every single girl in the free world wanted to have his baby…because I am gonna assume he doesn’t….cuz if he did…he wouldn’t have knocked this bitch up….maybe that is the reason he married her, you know to be a good, stand up guy, while people like me would say “fuck that noise”….or maybe she sucks a mean dick, when she’s not taking it up into her uterus..

I do think that now that she’s single, her inner slut will shine, because like all recently divorced women, they are forced to find their way and navigate the world…now that they are free..and if they were slutty to begin with and have fit bodies like this…it is surely a fucking win for anyone who bothers noticing her amongst all the other girls getting naked on the internet.

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2019

02

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Nudity of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is finally figuring out social media the way I want her to be using social media – and the way all the kids are using social media – naked…

It’s obviously a social norm at this point in the game, where we are just used to posting up our nudes, and by we, I mean ladies, cuz I don’t think the world deserves to see my strategic nudes…they are just too high concept for the public to grasp…and they may in fact be terrifying…

Point being the nude selfies obviously allows the people who take them to showcase their nudes, their vulnerability, while getting turned on that they are sending out the nudes to their audience, it just amplifies the whole nude selfie experience…knowing so many people will see it, rather than be nervous about it when they send it off to one dude they are masturbating for….

It’s a “I may delete this later, but fucking take it in the way I want you to take it in”…

I have big hope for Lohan – her comeback is coming soon.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2019

02

Jul

Kate Beckinsale’s Cheap Topless Pic of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale’s posting shameless topless pics like her daughter..cuz that is what they know…how they function, what gets them attention and they like attention…but unlike her daughter…there’s no nipples in her topless pic…it is more about her showcasing her face in a what the fuck is up with that….I mean it’s like picking up a girl at a bar, only to discover she’s got a dick….in a she’s almost where she needs to be but not where she needs to be at all…

Here she is leaving the gym,

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2019

02

Jul

Kate Hudson Gross as Shit of the Day

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Some Kate Hudson looking like a crackwhore who once offered me cheap head in a back alley, something always so hard to refuse…

In a is she old or is she young, can’t tell with those fillers, is she skinny or fat, can’t tell with that bloat, or is it muscular, you can see her veins…in a I’m not sure I am looking at, but the belly button seems to have seen some pregnancies…

The rich kid, from LA, raised in the scene, mastering her craft of a whore who gave Owen Wilson suicide thoughs…in little red shorts…inappropriate.

Whatever it is, it’s inappropriate, wrong, etc.

Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW

2019

02

Jul

Marta Gromova Full Pussy of the Day

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Marta Gromova is a 22 year old travel model who is fighting for a life without censorship…to get her message to the people that nudity is ok…because nudity is not generally accepted by the mainstream…as they consider it porn..when it is just human…at least that is her angle….to justify that she’s not doing sex work, even though she’s selling nudes of herself on the internet for all you fucking perverts, it’s an honest living for an artist pretending to not be a russian sex worker, I mean if you could get paid to get naked on the internet and you got off to getting naked on the internet, it would be such easy money with such little skill….

Here are the pics

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2019

02

Jul

Serinda Swan Tank Top Tits of the Day

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Serinda Swan is some Canadian Actress who hasn’t let me lick maple syrup out of her assholee, therefor we should collectively hate her, but being human I guess we’re more into people who don’t let us eat maple syrup out of their assholes, than those who do…it’s one of those want what you can’t have, while thinking what you do have must be pretty fucking gross and damaged to let you do that.

Well…as it turns out…this actress celebrating Canada day has big tits in a tank top and we like big tits….all fed on homegrown Canadian bacon…I am not Canadian proud, or one of those backpack around Europe in my Canadian garb…so the fact she’s born here means nothing to me…but her tits..they are everything…and that’s all I have to say about that….

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2019

02

Jul

Carnie Watching Porn at the Fair and Other Videos of the Day

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Traffic Foot Tickle

Attempted Robber Gets Shot and Runs

Deputy Gets Dragged

Elastic Man

Girl and her Snakes

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

02

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to think that we still live in an era where white girls fuck black guys as an apology for racism… you know as a general trend because they need to show you how not racist they are…unless they are fat white girls…in which case they are fucking black guys cuz they are the only dicks that fit and they feel…but also because they are the only dudes who find fat white women hot….so they all take it seriously….

I also like to think that the Korean woman with a giant baby round head in short shorts jacked up her cunt confused me….because I couldn’t really appreciate her shorts jacked up into her cunt…because she looked like a giant fucking baby….and I’m not that kind of guy…

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Horse Sends Fat Bitch and her Black Boyfriend into Stream
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Anderson Cooper Inherited Everything from his Mom
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One Direction Fan Fiction on New HBO Show
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Slutty Fashion Bloggers
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Real Guillotine VS. Laptop
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Huge Crash at the Mountain of Hell
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Burning Building Boom
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Woman Who Married 300-Year-Old Pirate Ghost Says They’re Breaking Up
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Mike Judge Explains the Origins of the Boomhauer Voice
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Elephants VS Tourists
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Chloe Grace Moretz Possible Rape Attempt
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WHORES!
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2019

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the summer, so I leave the house. I normally remain hermit as much as possible…but my perversion and voyeurism just overpowers me…I guess like an opiate addict gets with Fentanyl….the most powerful and deadly thus fun opiate out there…

Anyway, people are on vacation, girls are more half naked than usual, and today was a long weekend in Canada, so it shoulda been extra full of sluts…but I guess the sluts had trendier places to be….to celebrate easy immigration laws Canada…cuz all I saw was a fat mom in her late 40s, wearing bike shorts, rocking back and forth whilst squatting on the basketball….clearly…trying to reach orgasm…..that pervert…

No bikinis, no toplessness…just an old lady with a retardation rubbing her cunt about inanimate objects….and it was amazing…

No one cares about my day. Jerks.

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Chloe Grace Home Invasion Porn- You Perverts
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Model with No Waist Creeps me Out
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Grace Jones Quits James Bond in First Few Minutes of Shooting.
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Extremely Flexible Girls you Perverts
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Tiger Chases Bikers….
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SLUTS IN USA BIKINIS
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Taylor Swift Feels Bullied by Bieber’s Manager for Buying her Catalog of Music – She Had Previously Sold….crazy bitch.
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Bikini babe and her Stupid Cat
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Kim Garner Hot Bikini Body..
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Winona Ryder Old as Shit…
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Jeremy Renner Releases New Song…
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SOME MEMBERS OF THE MEDIA – EDIT – TO TERRIFY YOU
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Celebs in their Slutty Pride Outfits
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Paris Hilton Nipple See Through
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Porch Pirates Return Kid’s Toy
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Antifa Caught Beating Old Man
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Gremlins PREQUEL is coming…
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Finnish Baseball Player Ends Up in River
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Killer Whale Grabs Fish
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Topanga Makes a Baby
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Dudee Gives Trump Towers the Finger – Get a Job Man…
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Friends Go to the Zoo on Acid
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They Call this the Boss Room
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Dude Kicks Off Bottle Cap
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Weird Al Cuts Ties with Weight Watchers…
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Mustard FACE!
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Cat Naps in Front of Fan
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Antifa Attack man When He’s Down…
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Drunk Karate
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Girl Makes Mistake….
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Puppy Therapy for Sluts in Bikinis
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Una Healy Tits at an Event
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Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne Flashy Lesbians
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Portia Doubleday in a Slutty Dress..
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Bar Refaeli in a Tight Dress
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Kourtney Kardashian in Pink Outfit….Tits Out..
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Adele Exarchopoulos at an Event…
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Lady Gaga in a Bra Top for Pride
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Irina Shayk Legs
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Skinnier Ariel Winter BRA Peek
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Sydney Sweeney at an Event…
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Selena Gomez for Pride
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They Call it Sex Work, but It’s Not Work at All….
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Hot Chick Fucking Herself Up the Ass with a Hairbrush
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Hot Naked Reddit Amateur and her Pussy Hole
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Big Booty….So Much Booty…
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Wet Pussy at the Car Wash….
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Pool Time Slus
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The Most Wanted 18 Year Old
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Water Titties
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Blonde Spread Ass
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30 Hardcore Sx Video on Snapchat
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The most BORING Public Nudity
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Weird Necrophilia Fetish Video
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All Natural TItty Drop
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Naked Fatties
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Kate Hot Little Tits
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Big Tits on Roller Blades
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Big Tits, Dildo and Trashy Tattoos
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One More Time 18 Second Man to Laugh At..
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2019

01

Jul

Miley Cyrus Nip Slip of the Day

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Miley Cyrus staged a falling down in front of her private jet so that she could flash her full tit and release it to the internet because she loves flashing her full tits. She gets off on it. It’s a thing….and that works for us because we like seeing the tits, so stick to your empowerment angle, we’ll digest the content….as she’s figured out how to not be a one hit wonder like BILLY RAY before that new song he did, all he had was Achy Breaky…..and that is through giving us, the people what we want to see, which is her, the performer as naked as she gets…

Knowing I’ve seen her full pussy gives me comfort in seeing her do whatever this is…..legendary….but also desperate, repetitive and boring, like step it up, you’re Miley, if going back to the slutty is the strategy…do it newer, better, different, with more vision and scope and concept…right. RIGHT!