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2019

19

Aug

Pregnant Lea Michele Bikini of the Day

Lea Michele is in a bikini looking like she’s pregnant, which would go against my theory she’s trans….and doesn’t have lady parts but rather a solid tuck….

Her posture looks like a weird primate on the beach, a hairless prehistoric man, not that she’s hairless, her bikini doesn’t offer us that information, and she actually looks like she’s naturally hairy, you know some girls just have that look, especially when they are born men….

But the rich and famous ugly troll looking thing is in her bikini on vacation and for some reason you perverts are excited by it.

When I worked in porn they did say Tranny Porn was the best selling porn, because I guess you’re all a bunch of queers who are scared to admit you are queer, so you take your gay porn with dudes dressed like chicks with fake tits….and I guess you take your celeb paparazzi bikini pics like that too…

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2019

19

Aug

Jessica Alba Getting Wet of the Day

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Jessica Alba your favorite billionaire pervert is out here doing bikini/ bathing suit photoshoots like it was 15 years ago and she wasn’t 15 years older….because when you spend your adult life being told you’re the hottest thing out there, despite being totally unmemorable in every single movie she’s ever done, she’s almost a clickbait weirdo before the internet existed, it’s like hype for nothing…then she went and started a scam wellness company, on some AMWAY level of “let’s sell everything and pretend it is organic”….when it isn’t organic…is now worth a billion dollars…and the ego is either huge, doing shit like this, or maybe she’s well aware of being old, and knows she look alright but is still old, and is doing it for more money….cuz some of these egos are just in it for the money.

Either way, she’s still a half naked, photoshopped, but your ALBA dreams can live on another day…you sick, old, outdated fuck…

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2019

19

Aug

Helena Christensen Getting Wet of the Day

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Helena Christensen is doing some zombie in nature shoot – that we can assume is for some upcoming unannounced horror project called “hot Victoria’s Secret models from the 90s turn into old ladies but are in denial of that fact due to a weird virus that has infiltrated the entertainment industry making these vain and narcissistic people decide that fact, basic biology is totally unaccepted as a concept, and thus they must work out, starve out, and jack up the muppet faces with injections”….

The modern zombie doesn’t eat brains and still looks good enough to fuck, but they are dead on the inside, not like the hipster kids on social trying to be deep are saying they are dead on the inside, but that her organs are all expired, menopaused, dried out and possibly smell.

At least she’s not fat.

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Posted in:Helena Christensen|SFW

2019

19

Aug

Heidi Klum Full Tit Selfie of the Day

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Heidi Klum flashed her full tit on instagram and I was quick enough to screenshot it – thinking it was an accident, like how could some old timer like Heidi Klum intentionally flash her tit on social media, these are the things that people sit on snapchat all day for….the slip up…imagining that someone like Heidi Klum is above low level clickbait like flashing tit, forgetting that someone like Heidi Klum became Heidi Klum through strategy that probably involved more than just flashing a tit, they think she’s this A-Lister, top of her game at 50 years old and still looking good, forgetting that she got to the top of the hosting charts being a half naked slut for Victoria’s Secret when social media didn’t exist and it was impossible to be a half naked slut for a brand without paying your dues with decision makers….so we just didn’t know she was an exhibitionist slut because she didn’t have access to directly give us her slutty content…but all that has changed…TECHNOLOGY….

I mean that and she’s European, old, still hot, why wouldn’t her nipples be everywhere they can be thanks to the whole being old…well travelled….experienced and sucked on by many….it’s like it probably feels like the whole world has seen her tits already…why not solidify that fact…

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Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2019

19

Aug

Hailey Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin and her hard Bieber face is out here in a bikini playing with Monkeys like she was still friends with a Kardashian…..before realizing that leveraging them was going no where and she maximized that relationship…forcing her to get back with her childhood crush who de-virginized her…true story…laying the groundwork for their weird Christian experience that involves being half naked, entitled, rich fucks, trying to get as famous as possible, all things that I’d argue are anti-christian but don’t really need to argue cuz the content she releases is all low level smut to make you think she’s hot, and thus not Christian at all. The fact that I know these two are weirdo Christians is really a flaw in my personality or life. I should not know anything about BIEBER’s beliefs or what Baldwin he shoves his dick up inside….in their young marriage of bliss…

It is safe to assume that we all know…they are both useless.

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2019

19

Aug

Sommer Ray Clickbait Fitness of the Day

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I used to have a little league coach who was a straight up pervert, you could tell by his moustache. He never molested me, I was never a crowd favorite for that kind of thing cuz I would have killed a motherfucker for trying, but he did once tell me that women who work out too much, or who take steroids get clits the sizeof a grown man’s thumb…which was interesting because I was 10 and didn’t know what a clit was but I guess I got it easy, since I didn’t have to suck him off in the equipment room.

That said, here’s Sommer Ray, an instagram girl who pretends to be a fitness influencer with 21 million motherfuckers follow her in her fitness journey that is based solely on her ass. Deep. Squat. Thoughts(THOTS).

Here are her nips:

Here are some bubbles:

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2019

19

Aug

Caroline Vreeland Sucking it In for Fashion of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland may have monster sized tits, and she may be starting to show her nipples as it is the trend, and she’s a trend chasing idiot trying to identify in the fashion industry as someone relevant, while riding a last name that may not even be her last name, but rather the last name of a very famous woman who worked in fashion or Vogue in the 50s, who I guess this one tells people is her great grandmother, and who is to prove her wrong…..in this era of access to finding out if she is in fact lying…we instead just say “hey those are huge tits, and you’re willing to show nipple, let’s get you in lingerie and we’ll run with your bullshit story, to give your tits more soul, more importance, more relevance”…..and the tragic thing in all of this isn’t her lying to fake her way to wherever she’s going, it’s not even the fact that she’s been at this for a decade and still nowheree, it’s the fact that her body is so weird looking, from gut to no ass, that her big tits are almost a full waste…

There have been women like this in my life, some top heavy, no hip, flat ass looking sloppy girls who carry their weight in their tits….the tits are ok, but the rest of them is some kind of unattractive mess, still worth fucking for the tits, but not worth celebrating…it’s like the sum of the parts take away from what would potentially be fucking gold..

Doughy attention seeking garbage bitch.

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Posted in:Caroline Vreeland|SFW

2019

19

Aug

Bella Thorne Topless of the Day

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Bella Thorne is pretty fucking gross to look at….all greasy, all shitty tattooed, all loud and annoying and outspoken because her audience gives her a platform to be the media mogul she wants to be…you know the next Walt Disney, who instead of making wholesome animations to give people an escape from their shit lives, to give them hope, to make them feel EMOTIONS they don’t feel daily, you know a 1940s post depression, post war, idea of HOPE….this Bella Thorne is just attaching herself to everything she can, from producing porno, to writing books when she doesn’t know how to write, to doing music, a label, merch, cosmetics, anything Kylie Jenner and her Kardashian pyramid scheme is doing, only a scaled down, white girl version and it’s pretty irritating…unless she pulls her tits out, and she always pulls her tits out, so we accept her for the success story she is, despite how confusing it may be to outsiders who don’t realize just how dumb kids are, despite all the access to information, they are basically full retards…and this is their leader…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2019

19

Aug

Barbara Palvin Bra and Panties of the Day

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Barbara Palvin has a huge fucking ass….which is exciting to some….and with that big girl ass she’s squeezing into a thong for Victoria’s Secret….so tells so much more of a story than just an ass in a thong…she tells a story of corporations taking knee-jerk reactions to deep rooted failures in their business that is run by an Epstein sponsor, which you can deduce was involved in all Epstein had to offer…

So Palvin’s fat ass got fired from Victoria’s Secret for being too fat for Victoria’s Secret, they have standards you know….standards that include ripping everyone off with made in china shit they over-price….

Now, she’s been asked back, cuz I guess she did good work and had good viral appeal is in the celeb scene as she fucks Disney kids and people seem to fucking love this bitch….

All thanks to society hating on Victoria’s Secret for not casting trans, fat, relevant people to speak to the state of the world that hates girls who look like their dated patriarchal look….

When they should hate them for being a lame as fuck shitty mall brand who despite having hot army of hot chicks promoting their nonsense….they clearly weren’t doing the best they could with those models…as they photoshopped each nipple to keep the catalog SFW….

The fact that they photoshopped as many nipples as they have over the years make them the fucking enemy….deleting nipples…erasing nipples…what kind of genocide is that.

And the fact that Palvin is so thick, is just the way girls look now, and I’m ok with looking at it….