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2019

12

Aug

Salma Hayek Big Titties Dance of the Day

Thanks to Salma Hayek’s awesome tits, and her legal immigration, not border tunnelling, she has been able to live the American Dream of being a well paid actor…..how funny that America’s dream is to be a vapid cunt in movies…but I guess that’s how the culture worked itself out…

So now, the connected celebrity and her Mexican tits that got her work, gets to flaunt her tits.

This could have otherwise ended with her working a Tortilla stand in Mexico for American sun burned tourists…or getting arrested when trying to tunnel into America…..or fly into America as a tourist only to never leave….working under fake Social Security….and eventually getting caught and deported….but instead she married a billionaire and gets to dance around with the monster tits….a happy ending…for some monster tits….and not monster cuz she’s Mexican…I’m half Mexican…Monster cuz they are big and I want them to terrorize, if not kill me through suffocation like I was Anthony Burdain only my bathrobe belt is these TITS…Billionaire tits.

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2019

12

Aug

Anja Rubik Naked Plastics in the Oceans Activist of the Day

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Plastics in the ocean is a trendy cause on the internet, which I am not against, even though I typically hate trendy things because I love the ocean and I think killing the ocean life for our consumption is pretty fucking gross….

Save the fucking Dolphins / Whales / Turtles and Sharks..but I also know that humans are fucking gross, they are greedy slobs and their disgusting trying to get rich tactics have shaped a really shitty fucking society for all the live in…

From mass producing shit we don’t need, to poisoning our food, our water, forcing us to work shitty jobs to buy shit we don’t need, ending up more miserable in debt, but we have that shiney shit to remind us that it wasn’t what we needed to be fulfilled, and that working every day for it is not fucking worth it..

Imagine a life of the early settlers, working the land, trading what you grow for what others grow, no need for money or currency or anything, and no real waste cuz we have nothing to waste…spending our days at home all day like me, instead of going to an offic and dying prematurely thanks to stress from nonsense problems that don’t fucking matter, especially when you’re just a paid employee..instead of dealing with stresses that do matter like living the best life..

Point being, individuals doing waste free now cuz it is trendy, or people drawing attntion to plastic on the beaches are too little too late, the damage is done, and unless big business stops destroying the world you plastic straw ban isn’t gonna do shit….

BUT if you get naked like Anja Rubik….to promote a clean world…it’s a nice way to bring awareness to what we already know. We are pigs….and government and big business doesn’t care about us or our world…or society…they care about lining their pockets…which brings up the one thing we need to unite on and that is that TAXATION is theft, these people man…they are fucking all of us everyday…

Here are the pics from instagram with found plastics…to remind you that activism is best when nudity is involved…

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2019

12

Aug

Worst Video on Instagram from the Weekend of the Day

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We live in an era where men are becoming women. It has been normalized, celebrated, and now anyone with a mental illness or feeling of inadequacies is going through a transition, without the proper support, or work on their own mental health, which will lead us to a place where every crazy dude who cut off his dick for attention, realizes it’s not all that great over here, and with the help of all that estrogen, will go fully mentally unstable and kill themselves…it’s a real entitled issue…like we don’t have real issues in the world…

We are replacing women with men who dress like women…on some halloween level of weirdness only everyday…

Trans VS models, TRans Playboy models, Trans Sports Illustrated models…getting dudes jerking off to dudes, replacing women, in some distorted woman-less patriarchy….like we are going to war and need a fem-dude to fuck up the ass while the women stay home, only we aren’t going to war and cuz just fuck women, but where the fun in that, we’ve all fucked and watched so much porn, that we need something new to provoke our dicks…so we go Sci/Fi and weird…

Anyway, this dude isn’t trans, he’s just a rich Euro trash who hangs with sex working models – but his video unlike most of his dancing videos – he is knownn for dancing is him in a woman’s bathing suit…cuz the whole world is fucking queer.

Tis dude is the fucking worst.

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2019

12

Aug

Miley Cyrus Dyking it Down of the Day

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MILEY CYRUS hooking up with Brody Jenner’s fake wife, who doesn’t need to be named because she is clearly a just social climbing dick sucking whore who manipulated Brody Jenner long enough to end up on the reboot of The Hills and is now sucking Miley’s gender fluid dick on a boat in Italy..

We knew Miley was splitting with her dude about a month ago, reported it here for you to ignore and wait for TMZ or DailyMail to put it up as fact, you know the official announcement that you idiots don’t realize people in LA who hate other people in LA feed me stories all the fucking time…like an under the radar spy motherfucker..without ever caring or wanting to be that…

We also knew Miley does all she can to make noise and get noticed, she’s banged chicks in the past and it worked out for her, she’s also showed us all her pussy hole pretty consistently that we get how she does her marketing…and girl on girl in some luxury place is such a basic tactic it makes jacking off to it less inspired than it would be if you were say hiding in a closet in their yacht watching this go down…

We know Miley is fresh off the presses for being single, paparazzi are on her dick, this is just a way to make a story and laugh about it at night, I doubt they actually squirt in each other’s faces like real dykes…but even if they do…it comes from a bullshit place since these people have no souls…

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Here is her sister Noah flashing her tit…

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2019

12

Aug

Josie Canseco Bikini of the Day

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Josie Canseco posing in a bikini for kith x coca cola…not that I like to promote brands that don’t support me…fuck you Kith (kiss in Mike Tyson) and Coca Cola for not paying me for this shit…that shouldn’t go viral because it is Josie Canseco, the cum left up inside her Hooter’s waitress mom, that I guess Jose Canseco felt the need to provide for cuz he has the money and resources, why not help her grow up into a shameless instagram whore like the rest of them, as it may end up in catalog pics for Victoria’s Secret – now this…because it has..

As it turns out, skinny Blonde in a bikini will always work until the end of time…and in this era of “who are your parents” and “what is your last name” to give more validation to the person on social media…that fact works out nicely for this one…

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2019

12

Aug

Kylie Jenner Naked of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is celebrating her 22nd birthday on tacky boat in Italy with her bastard child Stormi…because this bitch is trash. She really never stood a chance being born into the hype around the Kardashians cuz her sister took a black cock in video and released it with a porn company – but pretended it was leaked – which it wasn’t – but that didn’t stop America from paying attention, if anything that is what started it all….it motivated Seacrest to produce the show…because he’s a sexual deviant and not America’s Sweetheart he pretends to be…and the rest paved the way for these people to exist…..it allowed them to hire a marketing team, build out a whole marketing agency, making stupid money and not because they are smart but because America is bullshit…and bought into the vapid lifestyle they were selling….and unlike Jimmy Buffett selling his Margaritaville lifestyle at a profit, these people were selling shitty product, shamelessness and plastic surgery procedures to look like a muppet…and the world, mainly women, bought in, cuz women when left to their own devices are very easy to manipulate and trick and make billions off of…

That said, we all know they are a scam, bullshit, lies, all that is wrong with the world, terrorists to the new generation, who should be arrested and silenced but people keep paying attention….

Maybe it’s the fake asses, I mean look at Kylie’s fake ass, they don’t even try to make shit look good anymore, it’s like clown shit, circus shit, disgusting shit where she shits…and all we can do is hope for bad things to end their reign….as the queens of shameless social media whoring….in an era where that is all girls seem to do..

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2019

12

Aug

Rhian Sugden Naked of the Day

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Rhian Sugden, who the fuck is that….

I mean I remember her, but does anyone else?

She was a trashy UK Page 3 girl, which they named Glamour Models, because their photoshoots are what you’d call “Glamour Shoots”, instead of trashy, cheesy, ghetto which is what they are…but I guess Trashy Model doesn’t sounds as fancy as Glamour, and it’s all marketing really, so if you call it Glamour it must be glamour and if it’s Glamour it’s not trashy… Glamour….more aspirational…than trashy…

This is her naked all these years later, after the whole Glamour model thing died a fast death to all the naked chicks on the internet…but that doesn’t stop a trained, well versed, blast from the past who got naked for the internet from dusting off her old skills and bringing it to a new generation…who have never heard of her…and here it is…

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2019

12

Aug

Sara Sampaio Topless of the Day

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Sara Sampaio sunning her tits because she probably reads the blogs or listens to the podcasts of all these health and wellness gurus pushing you to sun therapy….standing naked in the sun for 10 minutes a day for wellness…like that is even a fucking thing….I’ve been standing naked anywhere I can for as long as I can remember because clothes are constricting…but I wasn’t smart enough to write an e-book on it, or over analyze it, or develop a program for all these desperate people to sign up to and try to participate in to fill the emptyness that is their existence…

Or maybe she’s mad that Victoria’s Secret has replaced her with a TRANS with the same name who has is hotter, gets more hype and has less of a beard than her….so pull the titties out for attention trick.

Also..have we ever seen these two in the same room…?

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2019

12

Aug

Sommer Ray Almost Full Pussy of the Day

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Sommer Ray is some overhyped, but barely hyped, cuz she’s not a household name, and never will be cuz that face is made of butter….but she’s got instagram followers like Alexis Ren, the butter face before her, thanks to being a half naked whore…

She’s positioned herself as some fitness chick, making fitness porn, cuz that’s what Florida will do to a woman from Florida….ass out for in all ways possible…but always under the guise of being practical and useful information…you know how to do fitness rather than being what it actually is…a girl in a thong doing fitness…

Either way, she’s 22, has 22 million followers and a quote from the bible on her slutty fucking IG feeed…Jeremiah 29:11

“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.”

Sounds and looks pretty stable…as she simulates sex in photos for IG like her GOD intended her to do.

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2019

12

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Slutty Bikini of the Day

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JENNIFER LOPEZ doesn’t give a fuck that she’s in her 50s….she uses it as some coming of age, right of passage excuse to go more and more hardcore. This is the equivalent of you dudes about to turn 40 saying “I am going to get into the best shape of my life” so you start up fitness, or “I am going to finally get a job and stop being a degenerate who borrows money from my parents to pay my rent”…..you know that big pivotal timeline we’ve set for ourselves to achieve something, only to consistently disappoint ourselves…”this year I’ll make that million”…or “I’ll go on that trip”….or “I’ll launch that project or business”…but you never do…which is why you’e not J.Lo…cuz J.Lo sets targets and delivers….

I guess at 50 her target was to give her tits some shine, rather than that fat ass, cuz they deserve love too…I mean that…and still trying to be jerked off to at 50 despite menopause cuz she’s a go-getter…who knows her loyal crowd will support all she does…but even more so if she looks worth fucking with all that fitness, diet and plastic surgery treatments that rich as fuck people like J.Lo can afford to pull off.

I guess what I am saying is…I wonder why she cropped out her pussy in those white bikini bottoms…was that too slutty for her? Who cares….

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