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2019

20

May

Jenna Dewan Nip Slip of the Day

Jenna Dewan trying to stay relevant in the divorce cuz no one cares about her without Channing…

Jenna Dewan posted the weirdest nude selfie ever – because she ran it through some old school photoshop filter – turning herself into some kind of sketch from that A-Ha video….but I guess when you want your nipples out there…you do what you gotta do….

I have said this story before, but I’ll say it again, since I only have a handful of stories as I live a very boring fucking life….

But long story short…I was drinking at some hip bar, and the dude next to me was from Palm Springs, and he told me he used to be an LA agent before moving to Palm Springs and one of his clients was Channing Tatum, who if you didn’t know, was this sketch of a nipple’s ex husband…

He said he would drop off scripts at their house mid-day and they’d be totally naked….and try to get him inside to dance for their naked dance party…and other weird shit…which make sense since Channing was a male stripper…and Jenna a dancer…which means stripper….so her flashing nipple at 38 is pretty weak…I want to see cervix.

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2019

20

May

Eugenie Bouchard’s Beach Fitness of the Day

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I am a big fan of Eugenie Bouchard’s transition into a social media influencer…because she’s put in the work….thanks to her dad, who she’s here working out with, and his investment into her tennis career when he was present enough to see she had an ability to make it very far with her tennis….pretty much making it to all the top tennis events in the world…not necessarily winning them…but being an official tennis star, with sponsors getting fucking paid…a nice level of credibility that isn’t needed to make it as a social media influencer, but that helps when selling brand deals…cuz she’s more than just a girl in a bikini on instagram…she’s a legit athlete…an accomplished athlete….so it is all less shameless even if it can sometimes be shameless as people love the bikini selfies…from the person getting great feedback posting it…to the person looking at it…bikinis really make te internet a bettr place.

What I am trying to say is Eugenie Bouchard…is great and she must be loving how much easier it is to generate buzz and brand deals using instagram….than actually trying to win tennis events…

I am a fan.

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2019

20

May

Anja Rubik Tits Out of the Day

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Anja Rubik always has her tits out so of course she’s got them out at CANNES….it is pretty much the basis of her existence and not having her tits out would make her have some kind of mental breakdown, some identity crisis, some sort of tantrum…cuz anything fancy, luxury or high end that she’s associated with, means the tits are out….you know it’s how she differentiates herself from instagram sluts who have their tits out all the time…and not just for fancy, luxury, high end things….

You know cuz tits aren’t created equal…some are seen as porn, others as attention seeking bottom feeders and if you’re lucky…as high end art that pays well….

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2019

20

May

Possibly Anna Paquin Nude of the Day

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Is this really anna paquin?

I don’t know why she would leak nudes, or why people would care….she’s been getting naked on TV for a while now….

I mean back in 2014 – SHE FLASHED HER TITS

Which was about as hardcore as this….

I do remember there was a minute when Anna Paquin came out lesbian, as all these confused actors do…so these pics, if they are of her…may have been for her female lover…making it all the more exciting….which isn’t saying much since it’s not all that exciting.

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2019

20

May

Jennifer Lopez Slutty of the Day

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You’d thinking that Jennifer Lopez would hang up her slut gear and lay back and age gracefully, like a normal 50 year old mom….but she’s J.Lo and she’ll do whatever the fuck it takes to stay on top, including but not limited to being slutty in a music video at 50 years old, with Steve Aoki, who all the young kids love almost as much as they love Diplo, in what is clearly an attempt to open up new audiences, make some more stupid level of money, cuz thanks to being rich, face injections, and the ability to train and eat well…she’s not as disgusting as most 50 year olds…

I guess it takes a certain ego, to climb out of the “Block”…cuz remember this is Jenny from the Block….to become J.Lo….and that ego isn’t about to simmer down just cuz it should based on all logic presented….like that she’s 50…she’s just gonna keep doing this into he 90s…so we should start getting used to her old tits and ass being shameless…cuz she can be relevant like the young girls too.

Here is the video

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2019

20

May

Shayna Taylor Nip Slip of the Day

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Shayna Taylor is Ryan Seacrest’s longtime girlfriend…and deserves some level of respect from the sideline perverts like us..because she gets the fucking program.

She was the long time girlfriend of Ryan Seacrest, who despite people thinking he’s gay, he’s actually into blonde chicks who he buys breast implants for….

I’ve heard all kinds of first hand accounts of girls who have had sex with him, stories of his penis size, or how much of a sexual deviant he is, or how he makes them sign contracts and check their phones with security at the gate to his house, something they WILLINGLY DO…cuz that’s just the kind of girls that are drawn to Ryan Seacrest…ones who like money, expensive things and don’t really have any self respect….

Which is why this one, the longest standing one, who bought into his bullshit, while he was likely fucking all kinds of other ones, cuz when you’re the one being mooched off of, you make the fucking rules….and when your biggest hustle has been from mooching off Seacrest, you do whatever you can to keep the money train alive…

I mean getting to be is public girlfriend is a good marketing opportunity to build a personal brand off of….and I guess her big mistake was not getting pregnant, or locking him in through marriage with a solid pre-nup, even though he’s probably paid her out, bought her a house, he makes 100 million a year…what the fuck does he care…if he throws a million of it at some whore…..a whore we should all respect for knowing the drill and making it work for her….

Here she is in a bikini…

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2019

20

May

Ariel Winter in Leggings….of the Day

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Ariel Winter’s pussy in leggings to remind you that she may have lost weight – but the pussy is still fat….you know because you needed to be reminded of that….

That’s all I have to say on this matter…because fat or skinny…Ariel Winter looks like a troll to me and I’m not a fan.

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2019

20

May

Taryn Manning Bikini of the Day

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Taryn Manning was hot when she played a street hooker in Hustle & Flow but I think she’s best known as the girl who licked her hand to lubricate her vagina in the Eminem 8 Mile sex scene you Eminem fans have jacked off to a few too many times…is out here in a bathing suit like she’s not in a 55+ retirement community, despite being 55.

I had to cross reference my archives on Taryn Manning, because I remember there being some sort of internet Drama with Taryn Manning at some point in my internet blogging career, I just didn’t remember what that conflict was….as it turns out…we apparently had some back and forth on facebook before she blocked me….right when she booked Orange is the New Black…a show that I assume made her feel important, because like Game of Thrones it was one of those things people flocked to, watched, loved…I’m talking all people…because when something becomes mainstream…every fucking lemming gets into it…

Then Taryn Manning lost her fucking mind, got arrested for threatening to kill her ex girlfriend, cuz she’s a dyke, and dykes are nuts and now she’s out in bathing suit…it may not be hot…but it’s not not hot….

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2019

20

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Sauna Tits of the Day

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I am from the school of thought that all women are sluts. It is not their choice, it is just how they are genetically coded, and it is not a bad thing as I love sluts….

Now you may not agree with me, because you know that so many women haven’t been sluts with you…and you may also reflect on celebrities you’ve never seen naked and thought “well she’s not a slut, even though i wish she was”…without realizing that it takes a certain kind of girl to even end up a celebrity, so a lot of her SLUT happens behind closed doors when the cameras are off….

Some sluts may never come out as being sluts, they may never turn to their inner soul and officially find their calling, meaning or purpose….because they oppress those feelings…while other sluts are slutty from the age of 16…..

But in most cases, by the time a slut is in her mid-40s the slut starts to surface, it comes with her being comfortable in her own skin, knowing it’s almost over for her, and that when she’s slutty in the 55+ retirement community…it will get way less viral appeal…even if it gets way more viruses…

Ultimately we are all just human and that is a series of having tits to show off, and being the people excited by the tits being showed off.

So here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt naked in the Sauna…tits exposed…more than they’ve ever been exposed even though they are tits we’ve loved for a long time…because thanks to social media she sees how excited her audience gets from her tits…and it has been a build up to this….next up…SPREAD pussy.

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2019

20

May

Jordyn Jones Ass Out of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a young slut from the internet. She may have mainstream coverage, maybe her mom January Jones and dad Tom Jones put some money behind her Youtube Channel…or hooked her up with meetings with old timers trying to connect with the youth to star in the shitty content they produce. I don’t really know the answer, I just know she exists…is a child dancer…and perverts like her…..and we are together perverts who like her…

I guess it was some EDC..or ELECTRIC DAISY CARNIVAL to those who don’t know…now you know…

Which is some music festival that targets all the bros and slutty girls of the instagram who like to RAVE bro…because RAVES are seriously fucking mainstream, on some Game of Thrones level mainstream…no longer illegal in warehouses…but rather bigger than a Backstreet Boys Concert at the peak of their career.

I used to spend time at Raves, it’s how I met DJs, I was an alcoholic, and would sneak booze in their record bags when they used records….and I’d sit there drinking til 10 am…watching mindless idiots dancing on drugs…thinking “I wonder if this will ever be less nerdy and embarrassing for people”….

I don’t know when Electronic music and rave drugs went fully mainstream, but it’s been interesting to see all the bros and sorority girls get into it…cuz what was once wet t-shirt contests for them is now skimpy rave outfits and massage pits…that were designed for the nerds…and here’s Jordyn Jones doing hr best EDC with her ass out…

I guess I’ll use this opportunity to do a compilation of all the girls of EDC from instagram cuz they are all sluts who you should look at….cuz that’s why they are dressed so ridiculously…

I gave up on the search after 3 minutes…it was too annoying.

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