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2019

12

Apr

Elsa Hosk See Through of the Day

It is Coachella weekened and it looks like Elsa Hosk is in the Desert getting ready to rage along with all the other instagram girl who brands are paying to be there, making what may have once been a cool festival, lamer than fucking ever, because it is one big money making advertising summit, and not just something fun, or cool that people want to be a part of.

Sure the younger kids don’t understand cultural moments, other than an Egg going viral on instagram, and they are force fed ads all day without even realizing it, and they want to b the ones being paid to go to these places, so that they just end up wanting to be a part of some commercial bullshit, without realizing it, by trying to be self important assholes that they are…

It’s some fear of missing out, this is one of the stops on the instagram tour every year, participate to be relevant situations.

But that all makes the event seem fucking awful, but not as awful as Monday will be for me when I am uploading all the slutty outfits…

Elsa Hosk got a head start in whatever it is she’s wearing by Victoria’s Secret who ar paying her to be there, Victoria’s Secret, which as JOSIE CANSECO will tell you is a dream company despite overpriced sweatshop made products that are sold in every mall as cool and exclusive things rarely are…and Elsa Hosk will remind you…she’s pretty fucking great.

Naughty instagram….right here…right now.

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2019

12

Apr

Nadine Wolfbeisser Got Them Titties Out of the Day

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Nadine Wolfbeisser, who may give some of you Jewish seniors anxiety because it reminds you of Nazi germany, fucking Wolfenstein or some shit, shouldn’t give you holocaust flashbacks, but rather should bring you joy because I don’t even know if Nadine Wolfbeisser is a german, I just know that she’s showing off her tits, and there’s nothing evil in that, until she sucks you into her trap with her tits, and makes your life a living hell, like so many tits do, as they mislead you with their tits. You know most divorces started as happy relationships where one party showed tits, and the other party was fucking stoked on the tits….that’s fact.

The nice thing about the internet is that we get the tits, without the bullshit that comes with the tits, so enjoy.

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2019

12

Apr

Hailey Baldwin Tight Shorts of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin, Bieber’s potentially pregnant wife, who pretends to be a modern Christian, despite everything she does going against everything I know about the Christian Church, in what feels like a cop out, that other non religious people can’t judge her for, because her relationship with Christ is her own, and who are we to decide if a follower of Christ is allowed to be a vapid half naked try hard who had premarital sex, who partied, who wanted to be a Jenner/Kardashian/Hadid and groupied them despite the evil they exude, who modelled and self promoted in the sluttiest of ways, who wanted to be famous for in non Christian ways, that whether we feel modesty is necessary to be religious or not, is still out there with her vagina eating her shorts…the way God intended it or not…I just find it silly…the whole thing silly. These people are all so full of shit, which is ok, cuz no one pays that much attention to them, since they are not very interesting.

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2019

12

Apr

Kathleen Robertson Topless of the Day

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Kathleen Robertson is some Canadian actress, probably Llyod Robertson’s daughter…that is Canadian Humor…google it if you care….or you can just look at her maple syrup filled beaver eating igloo living tits…they seem pretty full…it is Sugaring Off Season after all.

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2019

12

Apr

Katy Perry Panty Flasher of the Day

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I can’t believe Katy Perry still uses the shark dancers.

I am going to assume this is a very old clip that we just came across in our lab of finding slutty content from slutty famous people and slutty girls trying to be famous…

Because if this bitch, with all the money she’s made, without having any real talent, is still milking a costume she came up with many years ago, instead of trying to speak to a new generation, or do something cool since she can afford to, she’s just sticking to a tired and familiar act…it’s a huge waste of celebrity.

It’s like so many other people are better suited, hotter, less awkward, with better ideas that this bitch…and the fact that she’s famous may offend me as a concept, but really offends me if she’s not even trying new shit out….cuz she doesn’t have to.

The whole thing – so dump – check out her red panties though, you can see her dick.

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2019

12

Apr

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is out there showing off her ass like a basic instagram whore, because instagram has reduced all these people to being basic instagram whores, they all have to show off their bodies to get noticed, or to get engagement, which is no different than a sex worker, but for some reason it is deemed premium despite being like a sex worker…..and bitch gets paid hefty for this…but it makes no sense to me…

This Fisherman’s daughter from Portugal has done big things, working with victoria’s secret…and I guess that’s about all she’s done, but just ask JOSIE CANSECO….that’s all a girl wants or needs to feel accomplished in life.

The real issue is, who decides what is sex, what is in bad taste, what is shameless nudity, etc..who is the guy at Facebook saying that this bitch, who is a lingerie model is not porn, but if some Playboy chick, or everyday girl, or porn chick posts something less slutty it is porn…

It is like why are some brands against advertising on a site that they consider porn, this site for example, but their spokesperson is Kim K who got fucked by black cock in video.

All while actual porn chicks can’t close brand deals despite having an engaged audience because of the porn, but Kim K who got fucked by black cock gets a million dollars a post.

The world is hypocritical and I’ve been saying it for years, I am glad that more and more people are perverts like me, producing slutty content and calling out the media for being so fucking uptight…

It’s only been 15 years of me doing it to see more and more people start to fight it…but ultimately…the internet is one big pornsite, Facebook and Google and Reddit and Twitter are no better than gaping asshole fetish sites…

No matter how rich this VS model is, or how connected she is, what she’s producing is smut and if others are punished for it, why isn’t she..

Nice ass though. Glad she shared it like we were sexting even though we never met and don’t know each other….

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2019

12

Apr

Scarlett Johansson Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Scarlett Johansson is one of those celebrities that was famous before the internet, so she’s not out there relentlessly producing content to shove down our throats, so we virtually forget she exists, until she has a shitty movie to promote, than she is everywhere.

It is probably a good tactic, because we don’t have to experience her demise on a daily basis, that can negatively effect a woman, but watching her rot out daily on social media would make seeing her expired far less shocking, you know like watching a pot of water boil, shit is gradual….

With her tactic, it’s like “fuck she used to be Scarlett Johansson”….and now she’s “Old Scarlett Johansson”….

I remember when she first appeared on the scene, I remember when the studios decided she was the next big thing, I remember when I saw she had 10 movies on IMDB in production before she even went officially mainstream and I knew she was dialled in somewhere with someone who wanted her to win….and she won…

This is her now….pretty depressing how life plays out for all of us. Looking at her is a reminder of our own mortality. No longer 20 with the world ahead of us, now older with our failures or in her case her wins behind us….

Here she is eating hot wings promoting her bullshit CLICK HERE

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2019

12

Apr

Ireland Baldwin’s Big Girl Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is Alec Baldwin’s daughter he probably would have preferred was a miscarriage, instead of the miscarriage his hot Yoga instructor wife just posted to social media, and did a media tour about….because Ireland Baldwin is a disappointment.

She had so much potential when she was barely 18, and instagram first happened and she was out there on the beach being romantic…but then her broken soul came through, and she broke down, became a lesbian, got prison tattoos…while we all realized she was actually 6 feet tall and basically a monster, before she went to rehab, only to come out some confusing or confused girl….who had solid momentum but lost out to the Jenner / Hadid crew and her cousin who went on to marry Bieber…while this one is just here showing off her big monster tits..which in a lot of ways is more interesting than those other twats and their attempts to be relevant that apparently worked.

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2019

12

Apr

Dreams Do Come True – Josie Canseco is a VS Model Now of the Day

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Josie Canseco must be real fucking excited about being a Victoria’s Secret model, I mean this is the dream of every girl every where, especially mainstream mall shoppers who bought into all the hype of Victoria’s Secret, while growing up watching Victoria’s Secret…you know a place where they bought their first bra…and have continued to love all these years.

Along with Sports Illustrated, Victoria’s Secret carries clout amongst chicks in terms of what is considered hot. They do cast hot girls, but their products are shit, so it’s just some promo model bullshit, but still an exclusive club. So a big deal….a weird deal…but a big deal…some favors were called for this one, but she does look good.

If you are familiar with the site, and you probably aren’t, I am a huge fan of celebrity kids, especially athlete kids cuz their moms are usually cocktail waitresses or strippers, because I find celebrity kids, especially in this era of social media, these entitled cunts who want to be important, r their own person and who only pull it off with half nakedness..and I love half nakedness.

This is the big leagues for her – the most generic mainstream looking girl her age..and I guess this means we will be seeing more of her…despite how weird this is.