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2019

11

Mar

Padma Lakshmi Cultural Appropriation Bikini of the Day

Padma Lakshmi Cowgirl Bikini

Padma Lakshmi….

Hey my MAGA people.

How do you feel about this woman, walking into your country on the back of an old timer billionaire, who she dooped into thinking he knocked up, when really she was knocked by another billionaire….using her Indian intelligence and looks to her advantage…like some kind of Russian Spy…seducing….out there in a cowboy hat, acting like she’s white…

You know, it’s against the rules to be in Black Face…to wave a confederate flag…to have your idols and Civil War Hero statues proudly standing in your parks despite their efforts and patriotism….

It is against the rules for the INDIAN store clerk on The Simpson’s to have an Indian accent because he’s not played by an Indian (dot not feather)…

It is against the rules for a straight guy to play a queer, a Mexican to play a Cuban, and all the other rules out there…that are making you lose your white American pride.

We can’t go to prom in Chinese traditional dresses unless we are Chinese.

We can’t serve Indian food in College Cafeterias…

But men are cutting their dicks off and calling themselves woman…

And gold digging sugar babies…evil brown woman are dressing up like cowboys and it’s ok….

Sure, you can argue that there were black Cowboys and other people of color cowboys…the wild west was filled with all kinds of people dressed like this…so it’s not really appropriating…but that’s what the WHITE liberals want you to think…

When you know the truth…this is like you putting a BINDI dot on your forehead after taking a bath in Curry powder….

You shouldn’t stand for it.

That said, she’s in a bikini, showing off her old mom tits, cuz that’s how she got to where she is…sexualizing herself like the slut she is.

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2019

11

Mar

Roxane Mesquida Topless and Fucking for TV of the Day

Roxane Mesquida Topless

Roxane Mesquida is in the Gregg Araki show that is going to be full of tits…

I posted my commentary on it earlier…because for once in my life I watched something happening in Pop Culture…by full fluke, accident but it happened.

Not only was my earlier post on a Disney Kid Named Kelli Berglund Tits about this show….as it turns out there was another set of tits on the show, in the form of Roxane Mesquida…who is topless..

This is her being topless for Gregg Araki and his weird pervert queer erotica….

Roxane Mesquida ToplessRoxane Mesquida Topless

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2019

11

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Dick Pic of the Day

Sometimes you gotta look at a bitch’s instagram and question the decisions she’s made to lead up to this moment. I know that the whole questioning decisions made til this moment is a meme in and of itself on the instagram..something I assume Aubrey O’Day is working on becoming but sometimes it’s not a cheesy cliche joke the mainstream use and it is instead an actual thing we need to question..

How did this picture get approved by her as something she wanted people to say or as something she wants to represent herself by….it just doesn’t make sense…

She looks like a white girl who went to the Kardashian school of cosmetics and asked for triple the dose any of the Kardashians get…even the ugly one….even thoug Aubrey O’Day didn’t start out ugly..

I know she’s old, and I know out of touch, and I know she’s not new to cosmetic procedures or putting herself out there….I realize it is hard to stay relevant in an era where there is no fame and no one cares..but she has an advantage…she was on TV, she was in a pop band, she was on apprentice…

She’s dated important people like Diddy and Paulie D from Jersey shore…she probably has money…but instead she’s out there with her clit ripping through her panties like a teenage boy getting a boner presenting his science project in front of his class….in what should be embarassing..but instead of same….no tucking the boner in the belt buckle or putting a book over it…instead she’s fucking got a laser pointer aimed at it for all to see.

It’s confusing…but oddly erotic.

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2019

11

Mar

Christina Russu Hot Tits of the Day

Christina Russu is some chick who seems russian, but unlike most Russians on instagram, isn’t followed by a million SPAM accounts to help increase her profile as a model and make her all that money like she was Irina Shayk…being human trafficked and sold off to Brad Cooper to get impregnated….all part of some PUTIN RUSSIAN conspiracy to move in on America…he even has some of his people working as the first lady…

She’s more of a lowkey, into getting naked cuz she’s a pervert kind of model. Doing it for the pervert life she’s living…and I’m ok with all decisions women make with their vaginas and tits…so long as I get to be invited into watch….along with all you perverts

I know not a real formal invite and I don’t feel special cuz I am just one of the perverts looking in unofficially invited…but we can still see her nips and that’s what it’s all about.

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2019

11

Mar

Izabel Goulart Got Them Tits Out of the Day

Izabel Goulart Tits Out

Izabel Goulart is a good little Catholic Girl from Brazil…celebrating Carnivale like a good Catholic girl she is…with her tits out because they are Brazilian and more open minded sexually…and they are all a bunch of pervert exhibitionists who grew up on the beach…and this one, with her zero body fat thanks to committing her life to diet and exercise only really exists because she’s done work as a half nude model for Victoria’s Secret…so being half naked is what she’s about from a cultural standpoint to a career standpoint…to a being a woman and all women like being jerked off to standpoint….

So if you’re gonna do Carnivale, do it right….especially when you’re a woman being a woman..who likes being free, wild and most importantly…jerked off to.

That concludes this analysis of Izabel Goulart’s tits celebrating and attention seeking.


Here she is on the beach
Izabel Goulart Booty Bikini

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2019

11

Mar

Jojo’s Big Tits of the Day

Jojo Big Tits

I never watched or was even aware of Jojo when she was 16 or 17 and making moves with acting in shitty shows and having a shitty pop career. I do not even remember her from that era.

I just notice her now, as the has been, the once masturbation fodder to perverts who are into underage girls in move and on TV…

To this date, I don’t think I’ve seen any JOJO movies or TV Shows or heard any of her songs…

But I did watch the trailer to RV this weekend, with Robin Williams, starring her…because I am trash and like RVs…which led to me checking out her instagram to see if she’s posted tits, since her tits are what keep her top of our memory…so many years after existing…and as it turns out…her tits were on instagram waiting to be jerked off to…

Being the nice guy that I am, I decided to share them with you, to help JOJO remind you that she still exists…

Jojo Big Tits

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2019

11

Mar

J.Lo Engagement Butt Shot of the DAy

Jennifer Lopez Engaged

J.Lo have a great working relationship. They are all for media hype, probably good friends, maybe they fuck…but there are all kinds of stories out there that this is all about business, marketing, hype, talking points, strength in numbers.

Some say A.Rod fucks Jose Canseco…

Some say J.Lo only fucks money….like actually money…her only turn on…

But it is safe to say that they are out there using us, using social media to get to us, getting tons of media coverage that helps both make more money and their storyline, like the Kardashians before them are just fed out there to benefit their earnings….fuckers…and their manipulation…

In other weird news – she tagged ELLEN on her showing off hr engagement ring picture…because all these cunts are media manipulators…

Jennifer Lopez Booty Bikini

Jennifer Lopez Bikini Tits

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Heidi Klum Gets DiddledLike an Alter Boy on Instagram of the Day

Heidi Klum posted this very inappropriate picture of her fiance and her watching TV….with her legs wrapped around his leg and his hand up on her cunt…

I was thinking this Heidi Klum character is a weirdo German fetishist…and people know how German fetish porn works out…from fucking weirdo Nazi inspired leather sex dungeons, to shitting on each other, to getting Seal to impregnate you a dozen times with his penis that is the size of an average person’s leg….she just can’t get enough and now her fetish is exhibitionism, wanting to still be hot at 50…getting her cunt rubbed out for the people who follow her….

Unless her vagina is fully destroyed by Seal and the babies and he’s just patting her BARBIE like no genital mound…which could make sense but that I doubt is the fucking case..

PERVERTS all around us is what this is about.

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2019

11

Mar

Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers in a Magazine of the Day

Here’s a stupid photoshoot with a model named Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers….

To remind you that fashion photoshoots are lazy, stupid, overproduced garbage that has 20 people on set to produce something as garbage as this.

When all the people really need to do to make something relevant is to get her naked…

Her naked, clothing you want to showcase laid out on the floor, the best way to market a photoshoot…

No one…cares about seeing a bitch posing like a jackass looking stupid…

NOT TO MENTION..

Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers has been naked before…let’s stick to that work she’s done and build off it…develop it…

Posted in:Anna Ewers|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Haley Joel Osment as Emily Osment Hot Tub Thot of the Day

Lesbianism is a myth…

Especially when you were born a dude and turned into a girl like Caitlin Jenner only in your youth….due to the pressure of staying cute and hireable in the entertainment scene.

It doesn’t weird things to kids like Haley Joel when they get thrown in so young, and hyped up so much while young, He was Forrest and Jenny’s AIDS baby…he was in some seriously huge movies…then he hit puberty and Emily Osment was born…

So here she is comparing her tits to a set of girl tits to see how good of a job they did with their movie magic cuz you can cut the dick off the child star, but that don’t mean he don’t want to rub mound with other chicks still….

Hot Tub Party…it is Spring Break.

Posted in:Emily Osment