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2019

07

Jan

Bebe Rexha Bikini of the Day

Bebe Rexha is old….and has been in the industry for over a decade…writing songs for actual celebs…

She has been famous in her own skin, with her own name, making her own music for about 45 fucking minutes now….but she’s hopped on the shameless self promotion, tits out in a fancy bikini, riding that celebrity wave even though there’s not much substance to celebrity anymore, it’s all very flimsy and bullshit….posting the slutty selfies she probably used to hate seeing the people who used to sing her songs post…thinking the entire time that they were getting fame and money off her songs…and that she was best suited to perform her own music because she was the talent….pretty much the same story Lady Gaga has…songwriter turned popstar cuz their ugly asses couldn’t get a record deal despite being good enough to write songs for the hot talent of the time…

Well, here she is doing bikini selfies, like the youth, riding fame she carved out for herself, but still compelled to post bikini selfies cuz bitches like being jerked off to. Especially when they have fat tits.

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2019

07

Jan

Stella Maxwell in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is out there with her skinny legs to remind you all that Lesbianism is a myth…it’s a choice these women make…unlike gays who are born that way, or who realize that women are the fucking worst, who have to be wired different to take dick in their ass, or to fuck dudes up the ass, as any straight guy will tell you they’d never do that, and every fag out there will tell you they’d never not want to do it….where as lesbians are just a couple girls hanging out, masturbating together, shoving cock like things in each other….and in Stella’s case, it worked out for her…cuz she managed to get some broken celebrity women to “date” her…in their “lesbian” phase that never last…cuz they aren’t gold digging Elle’s scissoring their pussy with Ellen’s wallet pussy…they are just media hype and it got her in Victoria’s Secret…the mainstream success all slutty models want cuz it pays and feeds their ego..

Well she’s out in a see through dress being fancy for Golden Globes bullshit..

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2019

07

Jan

Bella Thorne See Through of the Day

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I forgot about crackhead – overhyped – fake titty – fake face – Disney Kid who managed to tackle Social Media because it’s easier than you think, you just need to post slutty pics…BELLA THORNE…

She was everywhere for a solid year….then nothing…invisible…

Well apparently she’s still out there being a “boss’ doing “boss” things…like getting invited to events where she is braless in a tight shirt…because that’s about the extent of where her talent and abilities lie…I mean that and her ability to lie for the Disney Execs who her mom sold her to for the family dreams to come true….or is that lie more of a “lay”….

I don’t find this exciting, but I would like it better if her meth looking boyfriend was in the frame, drinking out of puddle he dropped his crack in, when trying to get it in his pipe….

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2019

07

Jan

Kendall Jenner Sister Incest of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian with their wet asses in the hot tub.

I asked a friend and pop culture expert….because I am confused by the subject and it always comes up in my mind….which is why no Christian fundamentalist crazy person, or really any crazy person has tried to kill the Kardashians. They are the biggest threat on the future of America….

He said they are too famous, not actual important enough to kill, and have too much security….to which I said “rocket launcher”….to which he said that they are pretty much untouchable…like Trump….who is also a masterful media manipulator who managed some amazing things with Social Media marketing tactics…..to which I said at least trump is entertaining…..to which he agreed…

There is nothing good about the Kardashians, their egos, their narcissism, their knowledge and expertise of social media manipulation to benefit themselves, their money grubbing, their celebrity, their marketing, their muppet faces and lipsuctioned stomachs…they are not hot, interesting or entertaining…and even when they get half naked, I’m like…there are so many hot chicks half naked…I don’t care for some overyhype, daughter of a tranny….or her hairy brown sister who is the daughter of OJs lawyer….no matter how much money they’ve managed to squeeze out of the idiots…they are still bootleg garbage to me….

Yet the exist, they continue to exist, despite being the biggest threat on America…and that makes no sense…..but I guess the world makes no sense.

Heres a throwback of her getting wet

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2019

07

Jan

Lili Reinhart Probably Pregnant Tits of the Day

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Lili Reinhart fucks the dude who plays Jughead on the show Riverdale, which is why you know who Lili Reinhart is….because you are like me, and don’t watch outdated Hollywood shit like the Golden Globes, because we are capable of deciphering our own decision as to whether something is good or bad and we don’t need some Gala event to give these idiots trophies to feed their egos….we spend our time on social media looking at tits, dating apps looking for sex…and in order to relate to the half retards that are too blinded by their selfies to realize what the hell is going on, you have to watch the real low quality TV they watch to better understand them, in order to manipulate them into sucking your dick…..so shows like Riverdale appeal to idiots, but people like me watch them to appeal to idiots, even though every second of the show is the fucking worst, like it doesn’t even know it’s a TV show, or how it became a TV show…they had one Season…that’s all they were prepared for and the rest has been a scramble that doesn’t make sense….

That said Lili Reinhart is the fat Betty, not the Betty I used to jerk off to when she was a comic, it was the 70s…we were easier to please….but the new generation Body Positive Plus Sized Betty….looks knocked up…all the youngs are doing it thanks to no AIDS crisis to scare them into condoms…and in this stage of her possible pregnancy….she’s got big swollen fat girl tits in a push up bra…which should fulfill your needs and wants…

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Here she is flashing her panties at the Golden Globes

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2019

07

Jan

Mariah Carey Getting Wet of the Day

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Mariah Carey is in a bikini…which isn’t as bad as it sounds because she’s got big tits…but is as bad as it sounds because it’s Mariah Carey and it’s not the late 90s anymore so bitch must be in her 50s…but isn’t as bad as it sounds cuz she got her stomach tied and has lost a bunch of her mental health issue weight…whilst maintaining her tits…that in the bikini and cycled through photoshop / facetune….almost passes off as hot..until you scroll down and see her in her Wet Suit looking like she actually looks….Surfs Up and by Surf I mean…old lady is out there being half naked for attention…reminding us that a ho is a ho is a ho and the older they get doesn’t change their behavior….now where’s the R.Kelly pissing on her videos?

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2019

07

Jan

Nina Agdal Still Topless of the Day

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Nina Agdal is living the dream. Not bad for an affirmative action waterheaded retard with a hot body. The girl who Sports Illustrated went inclusive with, but luckily it was an era where inclusivity wasn’t every fat bitch with access to a triple XL bikini….when inclusivity meant “use the retard with the fit body and tits”….you know because her body had to adapt to her retardation and give her fitness and strength in what otherwise would have meant not standing a chance…plus if you pretend she’s from some immigrant company, people will just think her retard twang with her retard speak is an accent and not a retardation….

She’s managed to take that retard head and hot body to Leo DiCaprio’s homosexual cock, cuz these rich people who have fucked everything, need to fuck weird things to see what it’s like…

Now she’s fucking some rich kid, also weird and into retards, who’s mom is Christie Brinkley, so he’s used to the fake model life and the circles they sex work in….so it’s a match made in heaven, she’s on her best behavior, cuz she’s 30 and even retards know “Put baby in belly by rich man to continue living this life”….

And that concludes today’s Nina Agdal clickbait pic for attention post.

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2019

07

Jan

Doutzen Kroes Erotica of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is what I guess the foundation of the MILF movement in porn was inspired by. Not her specifically, but the occasional slutty mom, who has had a kid rip through her vagina at least once, because sluts don’t use condoms and like being cummed inside, it’s really nature’s way, and also a great way to secure the right person to always send you a check provided things don’t work out, as they rarely work out…..

Only Doutzen, who was fired from Victoria’s Secret is a MILF who does ecommerce catalog pics half naked, to try to keep her DJ husband she polices into her pussy, even though we all know DJs and even those married to Fired Victoria’s Secret models, fuck new young groupie pussy when in Ibiza for your residency.

MILFs….something more and more common now that women don’t let themselves turn into traditional moms with traditional mom bodies after desecrating their bodies….

Doutzen Kroes…old…but still employable as a star in the catalog smut you grew up jacking off to.

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2019

07

Jan

Golden Globes Roundup of the Day

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The Golden Globes happened yesterday, which is hilarious to me, only because I had no idea that the Golden Globes happened or were on.

I try to avoid the internet on weekends, and pretty much all the time, and despite having a celebrity titty site, I don’t give a fuck about the celebrities, Hollywood, or anything going on in that industry and space.

I do not encourage brats getting awarded when they already won, and already shit on us everyday with their nonsense…

I also am current in that Award shows are a waste of time, for old people, and I like to digest the content of old people, I like to focus on the content the girls I’d like to have sex watch, so that I am current when I cat fish them on the internet….

There’s no “Hey did Lady Gaga win for being a scammer in a scamming industry used to distract you”…..

It’s more “Did Archie and Jughead fuck on Riverdale yet”…

You know the things that matter….

Elizabeth Moss, adding to the inclusion ratio with her handicapped looking face.

Sarah Hyland, letting us know TIMES UP on her kidney

Lili Reinhart aka Betty possibly pregnant and flashing her panties

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Lady Gaga and her sloppy tits

Kristin Cavallari in some see through shit showing off her bolt ons

Kristin Bell still boring

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Kate Mara with the tits

Kaley Cuoco for the nerds

Jenna Dewan looking like she also doesn’t know what she’s doing there..

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Irina Shayk Mail Order Bride

Heidi Klum showing off her Eugenics

Here are her tits at the after party..

Halle Berry practising her white face

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Emmy Rossum still not hot

Christina Ricci is still alive

Charlize Theron still old

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Ariel Winter lets her titty pop

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2019

07

Jan

Eiza Gonzalez Wet Bikini of the Day

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Have you ever wanted to be a surfboard more than you do at this moment, a moment where Eiza Gonzalez, the woman who Josh Duhamel had sex with after breaking up his marriage with Fergie, when he decided to go back to pussy, cuz the trans life, even in Hollywood, with all the hype, is weird….

She’s a rich Mexican slut, who has climbed over your border wall via LAX airport….where she likely invested over 500,000 dollars into the country, or maybe she got her O-1 visa for being of exceptional ability, thanks to a career in Mexico that the USA wants a piece of….

She didn’t look like this back in Mexico, but with some plastic surgery and face fillers, we can all look like Kardashians….even Bruce Jenner did it….

Science…far more interesting now than when I was in High School making Volcanos mixing Vinegar and baking Soda…