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2018

14

Nov

Dagny Paige TITTY of the Day

Dagny Paige is some girl from instagram with 45,000 followers, which I guess isn’t a lot compared to the other whores out there. She confidently tells people she’s a model, it’s a tactic to convince the world into thinking that she’s a model…and maybe her business as a model will be lucrative, making her instagram a glimpse into her model life…

Well to those 45,000 people….here’s her tit they’ve probably been wanting to see in her slutty bikini pics…because it’s just a tit, that’s how they angle it…but it’s so much more than a tit…it’s a marketing tool..to get a higher level of being noticed….even in this era of tits everywhere..

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2018

14

Nov

Alexandra Smelova Nude Russian Model of the Day

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Alexandra Smelova is showing off her naked Russian body, because Russians are typically hot, at least the Russians I see, because I assume the ugly ones were killed off in the Communist era of Russia Must Be the Best…

In this nude shoot, which we can assume is for the mail order bride catalog, that I assume they still do, in the Russian Sex Worker human trafficking trade….and she’s showing off her flexbibility and dancer body…since all Russians do Ballet…all while naked…and it’s more exciting than a COSSACK dance which I know you think is pretty exciting.

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2018

14

Nov

Petra Nemcova’s Boyfriend is Pretty Daring of the DAy

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In case you don’t remember, Petra Nemcova survived that big Tsunami that made the news a long time ago, back when she was a young hot model. He was a photographer and they were on some luxury trip that ended with him taking a pretty fucking serious SURF, riding that wave like Patrick Swayze in the final scene of Point Break, unless he just faked his disappearance to get the fuck away from her…you know because she’s the kind of girl you want to fake your death the second you have the chance to like some natural disaster….

THAT SAID….

Her new boyfriend, for her old self, that still looks alright, despite the menopausal shaped body that I can see happening, which I guess isn’t so bad after all the trauma she’s been through, not that any EASTERN EUROPEAN can experience trauma, they have no souls…

Either way, the new boyfriend, based on her history is pretty daring, staring death in the face being near a body of water next to her. She’s got a pretty fucked up track record.

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2018

14

Nov

Chase Carter for MAXIM of the Day

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Chase Carter is some model I’ve only recently heard about, mainly because everyone is a signed model and slut, so it is hard to keep track of all the pussy out there….we live in a pussy warehouse and there is too much pussy to sort through and go through to know each specific pussy…it’s overwhelming…

Even as a signed model, from Sports Illustrated Swim, her existence is overshadowed by all the other pussy out there….but she’s in Maxim now, a magazine that for some reason still exists, in pics by Gilles Bensimon who once married Elle Macpherson, and that makes her more premium and higher tier than the other pussy scrambling to get into Maxim…as if Maxim is still a thing..what year is this, 1994?

We don’t need magazines like Maxim, we got Instagram, and her instagram is: CLICK HERE

A proper Bahamian tax invader…obviously a rich kid…which allows her the luxury of not being forced to work as a stripper…but instead as a high end stripper for brands and magazines…

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2018

14

Nov

Victoria Silvstedt Scary Mangled Pussy of the Day

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VICTORIA SILVSTEDT has threatened to sue me aggressively many years ago, so I made it a point to never post pics of her again, but I figure if there’s some mangled blonde looking pussy on some Playboy whore from decades ago, who is still out there living the good life with the Rich Married men she escorts for and gets paid by, why not throw it up because we collectively like blonde pussy…if that’s what we are looking at, it could possibly be a MERKIN or just a flesh wound, but it’s this bitch in her Glory Days on a Wayback Wednesday, Flashback Friday, Throwback Thursday….you get what I am saying here..this clip is old as shit and so is the Swedish litigious cunt….but this is likely from her glory days when she was doing to the ground work to be a luxury high end escort / mistress to rich dudes…like the Greek Shipping Heir midget she was always seen at Cannes with, and who ate her out in paparazzi pics by the beach, which I think was the pics I was going to get sued over….

Speaking of getting sued, I’ve been sent lawyers letters from fucking everyone, posted some of them, and got no mainstream press for it, while others with the same lawyers letters get mainstream press for it, which means even my celebrity lawyers letters don’t matter, unless they happen to other people…fuckers.

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2018

14

Nov

Bruna Rocha Showing her Butthole for Playboy of the Day

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I don’t know who old these bootleg Playboy pics are, but it was probably when the people at Pornhub were running Playboy, before HEF died and he licensed their online division to Pornhub to help Pornhub get private equity investors into their company from NYC hedge fund people, who couldn’t straight up say “WE INVEST IN REALLY HARDCORE PORN THAT WAS BUILT OFF STOLEN COPYRIGHT BUT THAT WAS PROTECTED BY LAWS AND SHELL COMPANIES”….yes I know what goes on in porn even though I hate porn…because I get the email newsletters and have nothing else to read in this hermit life.

The reason I assume it was that era, is because the era of Playboy after Playboy was non-nude, even though instagram is nude…but right before that happened the brand was doing all they could to stay relevant…and that involved the Penthouse approach of showing labia…and tis BRUNA chick, who I can’t find on social media, but according to the Playboy page is Brazilian, in Croatia and multi talented with great tits…and these are her great tits.

Here are the pics…I should plug the Playboy Plus affiliate to get paid off this from them…but too much effort…so jsut click the pics.

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2018

14

Nov

Gamer Masturbates to Porn at an Internet Cafe….and Other Videos of the Day

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Wheelie Fail

Idiot Bomb of the DAy

Man Paid By Women to Show his Cock in Japan

Memphis Junkie of the Day

McDonald’s Manager Attacked Over Ketchup

Car Falls Out of Garage

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2018

14

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it weird that in a world where everyone has access to so much content and information – they are still putting out all the exact same shit with just a slight variation…from Netflix shows starring girls with big necks, to instagram pics, to even facebook statuses on either side of your divided country…you’re all just fucking wavejacking other people’s thoughts, ideas and repackaging them as your own. I guess it’s cuz you’re too busy jerking off to porn or taking selfies…and people are just blatantly obvious with their lack of originality and instead of being called out they are celebrated. It’s weird.

I got into a facebook commenting war like old times with some hick about God, Israel, who built the pyramids…and as it turns out..trolling this overly patriotic god loving hicks is just as funny as trying to piss off social justice warriors…which transgender cultural apporpriation jokes…

So the good news is that this overly lame, repetitive, boring and mainstream world…it’s still fun to fuck with people on all angles..or sides of some invisible divide that is really just created by the media…the media who lies to you….you idiots…

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The Viral Crazy Looking Cat
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Idiot Catches Garden on Fire
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Michelle Obama and Oprah Rub Cunts
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Aubrey Evans – Hot Bikini Trash….
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Lindsay Lohan is God
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New Mom Kate Upton from When She Was Younger and Hotter
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ALF Reboot – NOT HAPPENING
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Braless Jenna Dewan
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The Horrible Reality of Getting Rabies
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2018

13

Nov

StepLINKS of the Day

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For the longest time I wanted to hire fat chicks and other women who don’t have what it takes to be bikini models – whether they are too old, handicapped, or fucking mutated….and do a parody of actual model shoots – you know to be ironic…

I had this concept to do the DrunkenStepfather swimsuit edition, where I would release all these parody shots in my own separate site the day SI launched their Swimsuit edition…this was years ago when SI Swim mattered.

But now…it’s happening in marketing, fashion, etc….my parody is reality…and it creeps me the fuck out…

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The Most Disgusting Ass Around
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Face of Racism in TExas
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Jessica Lowndes in a Tight Dress..
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Cardi B to Judge a Netflix Music Show
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Ivanka and Melania are Fighting
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Make Her Cum, Make her Squirt….Classy.
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Ball Pit Balls….
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Farrah Abraham’s Pussy Flash
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Armie Hammer VS Stan Lee Mourners
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Alexina Graham – Thank God Not Ashley Graham on the Catwalk – NIPPLES OUT
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Transgender MMA Fighter Destroys Female MMA Fighter
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Demi Rose – Fat Tits
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Nicole Kidman Says She’s Not a Celebrity
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China’s First AI News Anchor
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Mila Kunis in a Mom Dress
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Bill Gates Talks Toilets
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Alanna Arrington Braless Nipples in a Dress
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Madison Beer – Fat Tits
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Paz De La Huerta Suing Harvey Weinstein
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Remembering Stan Lee
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Cool Micro Scale RC Trucks and Excavators
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Battlefield V – Official Launch Trailer
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Toy Story 4 Official Trailer…..perverts….
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Brian Austin Green’s Getting Shamed by his Baby Momma
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Breaking 100 Bricks in Under 1 Minute
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60 Foot Wave Wipe Out….
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Inmate Escape!!!
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Kim K on What Kanye Smells Like
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Souvenir Seller Showing Off Selling in Every Fucking Language
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The Left Hate Gerard Butler….
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Paris Hilton is Old as Fuck but Still Working It…
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Margot Robbie – Fat Golfer
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Rita Ora Fat Tits
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Rachel Riley in a Slutty Dress
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Lauren Conrad in Redbook
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Rat Cow in a Terrible Shoot
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Vanessa Hudgens Slutty in a Dress
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VS Fashion Show Erotica
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Broken Face Ashley Tisdale Showing Legs
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Broken Face Lea Michele Legs
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Caroline Vreeland in a Bathing Suit
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Carrie Underwood Pregnant
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Who Pissed in her Cheerios
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Titty Jiggle….
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Watch this Whore’s Neck for an LOL
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I wonder what Motivates a Woman to Shit on Camera
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Bella Hadid _ Tits
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Dana Taylor Hot Slutty Shoot….
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Greek Suicide Girl and Her Tits….
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Playboy Surf Slut…
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Giant Titt Reveal…
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A Gallery of BUTTS!
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Alina Gaf’s Nude Russian Photography
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Spread Legs on a Rock
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Just 12 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Dildo in Pussy in the Meat Section
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Amateur Gets her Fuck on….
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Slutty Girls with tattoos
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The Pussy is the BEST Pencil Case
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Naked Black Girl of the DAy
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2018

13

Nov

Barbara Palvin Slutty Old Model of the Day

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People like Barbara Palvin…even though she got fat a few years ago…totally fucking up her entire career even though all these fat chicks are getting work now…but now she’s back, she realized she was throwing a good thing as a Hungarian who made it at 18, turning her back to that due to overeating was crazy…not to mention there are so many hip drugs you can take to keep the fat off…it’s like get it together woman…and she got it together…making that comeback of a lifetime in some bullshit infomercial America seems to love and embrace because you’re all drones who buy into the exact same bullshit…

Here are some pics of her to jerk off to cuz you’re sick fucks who can jerk off to non-porn.

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