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2018

13

Nov

StepLINKS of the Day

For the longest time I wanted to hire fat chicks and other women who don’t have what it takes to be bikini models – whether they are too old, handicapped, or fucking mutated….and do a parody of actual model shoots – you know to be ironic…

I had this concept to do the DrunkenStepfather swimsuit edition, where I would release all these parody shots in my own separate site the day SI launched their Swimsuit edition…this was years ago when SI Swim mattered.

But now…it’s happening in marketing, fashion, etc….my parody is reality…and it creeps me the fuck out…

Here are some stepLINKS….

The Most Disgusting Ass Around
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Face of Racism in TExas
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Jessica Lowndes in a Tight Dress..
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Cardi B to Judge a Netflix Music Show
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Ivanka and Melania are Fighting
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Make Her Cum, Make her Squirt….Classy.
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Ball Pit Balls….
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Farrah Abraham’s Pussy Flash
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Armie Hammer VS Stan Lee Mourners
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Alexina Graham – Thank God Not Ashley Graham on the Catwalk – NIPPLES OUT
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Transgender MMA Fighter Destroys Female MMA Fighter
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Demi Rose – Fat Tits
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Nicole Kidman Says She’s Not a Celebrity
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China’s First AI News Anchor
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Mila Kunis in a Mom Dress
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Bill Gates Talks Toilets
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Alanna Arrington Braless Nipples in a Dress
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Madison Beer – Fat Tits
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Paz De La Huerta Suing Harvey Weinstein
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Remembering Stan Lee
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Cool Micro Scale RC Trucks and Excavators
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Battlefield V – Official Launch Trailer
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Toy Story 4 Official Trailer…..perverts….
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Brian Austin Green’s Getting Shamed by his Baby Momma
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Breaking 100 Bricks in Under 1 Minute
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60 Foot Wave Wipe Out….
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Inmate Escape!!!
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Kim K on What Kanye Smells Like
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Souvenir Seller Showing Off Selling in Every Fucking Language
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The Left Hate Gerard Butler….
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Vape Hard…..
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Pheromone Soap….To Get You Laid – stepsoap15 for 15% off
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Paris Hilton is Old as Fuck but Still Working It…
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Margot Robbie – Fat Golfer
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Rita Ora Fat Tits
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Rachel Riley in a Slutty Dress
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Lauren Conrad in Redbook
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Rat Cow in a Terrible Shoot
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Vanessa Hudgens Slutty in a Dress
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VS Fashion Show Erotica
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Broken Face Ashley Tisdale Showing Legs
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Broken Face Lea Michele Legs
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Caroline Vreeland in a Bathing Suit
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Carrie Underwood Pregnant
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From stepSMUT!!

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Make Her Cum, Make her Squirt….
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Who Pissed in her Cheerios
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Titty Jiggle….
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Watch this Whore’s Neck for an LOL
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I wonder what Motivates a Woman to Shit on Camera
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Bella Hadid _ Tits
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Dana Taylor Hot Slutty Shoot….
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Greek Suicide Girl and Her Tits….
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Playboy Surf Slut…
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Giant Titt Reveal…
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A Gallery of BUTTS!
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Alina Gaf’s Nude Russian Photography
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Spread Legs on a Rock
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Just 12 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Dildo in Pussy in the Meat Section
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Amateur Gets her Fuck on….
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Slutty Girls with tattoos
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The Pussy is the BEST Pencil Case
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Naked Black Girl of the DAy
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SLUTS!
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2018

13

Nov

Barbara Palvin Slutty Old Model of the Day

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People like Barbara Palvin…even though she got fat a few years ago…totally fucking up her entire career even though all these fat chicks are getting work now…but now she’s back, she realized she was throwing a good thing as a Hungarian who made it at 18, turning her back to that due to overeating was crazy…not to mention there are so many hip drugs you can take to keep the fat off…it’s like get it together woman…and she got it together…making that comeback of a lifetime in some bullshit infomercial America seems to love and embrace because you’re all drones who buy into the exact same bullshit…

Here are some pics of her to jerk off to cuz you’re sick fucks who can jerk off to non-porn.

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2018

13

Nov

Jennifer Lopez is Hot and 59 of the Day

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I didn’t jerk off to Jennifer Lopez when she was in her 20s. I am not going to jerk off to her when she’s in her 50s trying to compete with women in her 20s for ego because she doesn’t need the fucking money and is doing it for ego. Not to mention when she is rich, famous, has a staff and the best doctors to keep her as young and tight skinned as possible, I get less impressed. Like going down on some rich girl and her tasting like champagne or perfumes and not that can of old tuna you’re used to. It’s almost expected…but I guess what isn’t expected is seeing her shaking her fat ass all these years later in her underwear…but I guess when you’re a whore, polarized or not, you’re still a whore and will forever be a whore…

She’s is Puerto Rican and thus American…so not trying to steal your jobs like us Mexicans…just trying to confuse us with her behavior…

Here is the video….

Dance dance.

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2018

13

Nov

Farrah Abraham Plastic of the Day

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It’s nice to see Farrah Abraham on vacation, one of the more interesting sex workers…who is now a porn chick because she shot porn, after she was a horny teen mom who took loads in her instead of her ass, and got on MTV and became famous cuz they promote teen moms, only to fall off and decide to do a sex tape, because that’s what people do, when they want to feel hot and generate some buzz, they film a sex tape…cuz people are all either exhibitionist perverts….or voyeur perverts…into seeing some MTV reality trash squirt on video….it was a good time, good era, it was all so simple back then….

It’s nice to see her on vacation, because after all the injections, bootleg surgeries, bolted on tits from some back alley mechanic, she’s not melting….but rather thriving….magical really.

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2018

13

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Underboob of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is no longer pregnant, which may be exciting to some of you Candice Swanepoel fans, who didn’t like seeing her pregnant the last three years, because she lets dude cum up inside her and doesn’t get abortions, so that she can start a family.

I know you probably don’t love the idea of her banged out battered pussy, but as a model for an evil corporation that brain washes you idiots to buy their shitty products…you probably can assume she does her kegels and has a labia reduction surgeon at every VS fashion show so no pussy gets slipped out….since I’ve never seen a pussy slip in their infomercial ever…despite it being skimpy panties…starring moms like Candice…who luckily are still hot because the brand is committed to using hot chicks, other than Winneie Harlow the Cow Hide skinned model, cuz they have to give in to the pressure of social media sometimes.

I don’t know what her big mom tit is up to – but it’s doing her old tricks…not her actual old tricks of being a Farmer and Blood Diamond miner in South Africa, speaking her Afrikaans, having her Slaves do her homework, before contracting AIDS….and deciding to be a model….fuck the safari in her backyard, do the safari in NYC….avoiding being killed by a legless athlete….making millions as a promo model….a legend who has really only worked for Victoria’s Secret…with some Apartheid shit.

Here are her bikini pics…

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2018

13

Nov

Irina Shayk Fucks the Floor of the Day

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I have a hard time believing that this is what Irina Shayk looks like when she wakes up. She looks pretty fucking airbrushed, like she was starring in some Russian mail order bride catalog she avoided starring in when she secured Ronaldo the Rapist and played his beard until getting knocked up by Brad Cooper…

She is an immigrant, from Russian, moving in on your turf, stealing your men and your jobs, killing your America, but destroying the values the country was built on, by being a communist, making communist babies, like some kind of sleeper cell…..attack from WITHIN…

I do think she’s still one of the hottest and I appreciate her fucking the floor like she was a cam girl sex worker…even though she’s too high end of that shit…

I do not know what magazine this is for, but I like it…Nothing like a good old fashioned spread leg humping the air photoshopped mom who is still a whore…

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2018

13

Nov

Basically Em Rat Cow Full Pussy of the Day

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Rat Cow is out there whoring out for the paparazzi to promote what I assume is her Bikini line, because she’s got a bikini line, which I think is a smart enough play from her, because you can’t just be tits getting hits on social media doing brand deals forevever. You need to invest into something that has equity, that can influence your male pervert fans to jerk off to you, and the female fans to buy your nonsense….

I don’t find Rat Cow interesting, good tits, weird face, broken down looking scam…who was getting naked at the right place, right time, in the right music video….right when instagram happened creating her….and people just don’t unfollow these idiots so they forever have that audience…whereas sites like this fade the fuck away and virtually disappear because getting people to type your name in their browser is asking too much of them…lazy fucks…

While girl like this just have to be ridiculous spreading ass like this to get their name circulated, to go viral, to get noticed again…and to give her followers something they’re into jerking off to…

The only interesting thing about her is that her face looks different every single time we see her, those face injections…I mean unless you find her being Kanye’s mistress before instagram interesting…or if you find her tits interesting…and that weird looking face doesn’t even matter….yet she matters.

I get it, cuz I get big tits….

It’s not like we haven’t seen her pussy before..

She also has some bikini shoot pics…not pussy for the paparazzi pics…and I figure why not participate in her bullshit…

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Here she is in some weird tranny photoshoot

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2018

13

Nov

Rita Ora Nipples of the Day

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Rita Ora’s got some great tits…

She may be the more irrelevant famous person out there, but those tits are fucking fantastic…

She may be chubby, but not too chubby, and those tits are fantastic.

I think it’s interesting that she’s managed to have a career and probably a lucrative career despite being virtually unknown and not accomplished…I mean more accomplished than us, but her accomplishments are nothing memorable or interesting.

It’s like a Rihanna, who she copies, has a legacy….while this one is just clickbait…and like all clickbait…the tits get the hits…and help her work towards her dreams of actually mattering…while only mattering because of the tits.

People are just too fucking flimsy these days, no one really commits to a pop act anymore, that commitment doesn’t exist…as people only commit to themselves and their selfies..so maybe it’s not the fact that she produces garbage…and just the industry as a whole…or maybe tits can take you far, but only so far…

But they are great tits, some of the best tits, so shirts like this are proper.

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2018

13

Nov

Jenna Dewan Nipples of the Day

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Jenna Dewan was married to Channing Tatum, because they were both dancers, and understood each other on some deeper rooted effort…you know a dancer turned stripper turned actor and a dancer turned sugar baby who gets paid out by those actors…

I’ve heard stories about them being nudists, that they were equally queer and graceful, and that their sex was flexible, choreographed and artistic….

They are divorced now, and she’s out there showing off her tits…before it’s too late, you know show the people your nipples….like the stripper you were meant to be before making better choices. It’s a good way to matter or be remembered or show off your dancer body…and dancers have bodies…thanks to the fitness and intensity of their craft….alone and scared now that the dick you’ve been riding has left you to probably ride other dicks….because all actors, especially male stripper dancers, are queer / bisexual…gay for pay or sometimes for fun…before dying of AIDS, even though it isn’t a death sentence…at least you’ve got his money….

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2018

13

Nov

Jaime King Gets Naked and Dykes it Down of the Day

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Jaime King has been around for as long as I can remember, at least her titty pics have been around for as long as I can remember, because I got the internet in 1995, and I was already dabbling in slutty celebrity and model nudity, and she was already working in the fashion world as a fashion model – despite only being 14 years old…not that we knew she was 14 years old…not sure if she was doing the underage topless work, that would be illegal, but she was doing heroin…

I don’t know when she made the move to movies from Heroin, or when she became some celebrity friend to the celebrities, or when she stopped showing off her tits….

I just know she posted a naked pregnancy pic and it’s terrifying, even if it’s a throwback and not what she currently looks like, keep it to your damn self…

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