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2019

04

Jan

Alexis Ren Still in a Thong of the Day

Alexis Ren Still in a Thong…because when you get to do important things like Dancing with the Stars….it’s hard to find the time to whore down on the beach in a slutty bikini for the paparazzi either you or your agent hired for you. You know that busy schedule from being a TV star who doesn’t do anything all day gets draining…so we’re so lucky to have access to this rare moment in Alexis Ren existence, since you know…she’s never in a bikini, and her whole feed isn’t her in a fucking bikini, like some kind of bikini model with a half retard face…giving Nina Agdal’s half retard face a run for the money….because retards with hot bodies need love too.

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2019

04

Jan

Elsa Hosk is Hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is living the California dream with her hot – near 30 – but still hot because she was a Swedish Athlete for the early part of her life and those Swedes eat really healthy, at least based on my Swedish restaurant experience, that took place at Ikea for Breakfast once. I was there buying a mattress because the wife shat the bed and pissed herself a few too many times that I couldn’t sleep through the smells…but alas the price was too expensive and I was forced to suck it up and lay in the filth…but I got some 3 dollar bacon and eggs and it was wonderful…

I guess what I am saying is that the Swedish design on this model of Victoria’s Secret is as good as a volvo, but with more vulva, half naked…rockin.

If you are a celeb or rich person, this is the sex worker you should try to buy…

Here she is slutty for Victorias Secret

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2019

04

Jan

Farrah Abraham is Naked of the Day

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Seeing Farrah Abraham doing the naked in a bath with flower pedals like an instagram chick who went to BALI for the first time – is amazing because I can cross reference it with images I have of her getting fucked up the ass by a pornstar in a porn video she made after her MTV fame for no reason other than being an exhibitionist weirdo who wanted people to see her take it up the ass in ways that she didn’t when she was 15 and become a teen mom…giving her the life she had…because if she had taken it up the ass back then…she’s just be another gutter trash with a loose asshole living in some shitty town…but this one had dreams far greater than that. Look at her now.

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2019

04

Jan

Halle Berry Topless of the Day

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Halle Berry still exists…and she has social media…where she can play the same game all the other sluts are playing…getting topless in amazing places that the normals who aren’t sex workers, rich, sugar babies, or celebrities can’t visit…making the topless pic that much better than some whore getting topless in a dirty student apartment pr crackhouse….but not really…naked anywhere is good…these nudes just look like they smell better….

And really…they aren’t nude at all…but it’s Halle Berry holding her bare tits in the sand….for no reason at all…

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2019

04

Jan

Noah Cyrus Pussy Print of the Day

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Girls who feel the need to flash the world their panties can be a wonderful thing….

But girls who look like Noah Cyrus flashing the world their panties…for whatever fucking reason, I guess to get positive feedback, to feel hot, to find validation, all that other good stuff that leads to great content us perverts can jerk off to…is a terrible thing.

Save the panty flashing for Miley….sure the black sheep sister can be a good thing, when that black sheep sister doesn’t look like an actual black sheep who belongs in a barn….in Kentucky or wherever the fuck Billy Ray and his Achy Breaky Heart crawled out of before producing a couple of attention seeking, half naked on the internet sluts….who are probably very boring but try to be very interesting…and relevant as they mooch of the pop culture of their generation and re-package it for the mainstream audience…

This isn’t legitimate artistry…this is calculated…on the wrong fucking calculator…you know the calculator that belongs to the hot chick…not big buttoned novelty one for the dog who can do math equations….as part of his Youtube act.

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2019

04

Jan

Sylvie Meis Wet Bikini of the Day

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Sylvie Meis…I don’t know who this ME IS girl, but maybe it’s like Me Too for half retards who don’t have a command of the English Language….#MeIs….

I assume I’ve done posts on her in the past, since she’s in her 60s, based on that face and I’ve been at this for 14 years…and just don’t feel like looking her up,

She is in a bikini an that is probably exciting to some of us buried in snow, living in land locked places, who never see girls in bikinis because even in this instagram filled life of sluts…the bikini is a special outfit only worn on family vacations we can’t afford to shitty beaches like The Jersey Shore…since we don’t have money to get on those airplanes…and the Jersey Shore is driving distance…

You know what I mean…old lady bikini gross…but still a bikini and bikinis are a great thing no matter how often we see them.

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2019

04

Jan

Stella Maxwell Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t believe in lebsianism. It is a myth. So this Stella Maxwell lesbianism seems like bullshit to me.

Not because she did a weird porno shoot with a dude for attention the other day…

But because Lesbians, like the real die hard and official lesbians don’t look like this, and don’t like girls who look like this.

It’s some Hollywood rendition of lesbianism, that is really just a girl into pussy that can take her places, like to the pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog that I assume they still ship out to married men everywhere to jerk off to.

I don’t doubt she eats cunt, or sits on faces…I just doubt her intentions and authenticity….and that is my right to judge, because I am a human with an opinion, stop trying to take that from me.

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2019

04

Jan

Hanalei Reponty Topless Surfer of the Day

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Hanalei Reponty is a “free surfer” and bikini model…who has a long, lean and hot body that is capitalizing on the whole surfer thing, since being a surfer is a big deal right now, and the whole girls don’t have to surf competitively, they just have to be able to get up on a board or carry a board for an excuse to be in a bikini for people like me to say “look at the surfer”…since the majority of the world have never seen the ocean and if they have it was probably on some resort where they were drunk pissing in the pool for most of the time…cuz that’s where the bikinis were and we never see enough bikini…

Hanalei Reponty is obviously also the kind of girl who thinks she’s hot, or knows she’s hot, and is getting naked with that hot skinny body…or topless…because free the nipple…she’s a surfer no need to be all uptight and not topless…you know at one with the sea or some shit…

Apparently these are old, but who needs new when a tit is out…even if that tit is on a man faced girl…cuz we don’t realize she’s man faced…when the tit is out..

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2019

04

Jan

This Dude Gets It… and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Gets Taken Out When Driver Checks Out Girl

Father Makes his Kid Drink

Suicide Fail 2019

Naked Dude Wants a Smoke

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2019

04

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was at the grocery store last night, it’s really the only thing I do because I have a fat wife who sends me on errands all the time…and I saw a hot young mom carting around her kid like she was what you’d expect a Kardashian to be….only you know the Kardashian’s keep their kids with the hired help and only interact with them for money….but this doughy muppet faced 19 year old in her slutty outfit despite being winter…and I knew….”this bitch is on instagram, she’s trying to be an influencer, following the Kardashian lead, and even got knocked up because of it”…her body bounced back but you could tell she was thinking “maybe I shoulda just bought the fashion trend they were selling, the kylie make-up, anything but this shit”….because when you’re not a rich Kardashian…and you have to actually raise the kid….it’s not as fun as free trips to Dubai where dudes from instagram shit on her.

Point being…the internet is a lie…

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Katy Perry is Disgusting
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