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2018

05

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio Too Old for Victoria’s Secret Show of the Day

Finally – Alessandra Ambrosio is too old for VS…the fashion show…

I am glad to hear it…

I have been complaining about her leaving some work for the younger girls who deserve it. Stop milking what has already been milked! The cow is dried up even if the farmer is still happy with her fitness and ability to fuck.

She still gets half naked for herself and for free so she’s got that going for her…who needs Victoria secret fashion show stress when she can just cash in the fat checks to do their catalog and get the press for not doing it.

It’s all so dumb…she’s so old…we have seen her at her best…she’s fine for an old lady but we can leave her at that…

She will continue to be half naked all these old ladies do…i expect it to continue into her 50s cuz get that money and old chicks into VS still buy what she tells them to…

It’s a crazy world…..where the elderly get paid to get half naked and it’s not even for a legit fetish magazine…like 60 plus which probably isn’t still publishing but will hold a warm place in my heart thanks to granny getting the down payment on the trailer spreading grey haired labia….

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2018

05

Nov

Ariel Winter Big Tits Short Shorts of the Day

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HEY THERE chunky monkey. Aren’t you that fat chick from TV? Am I allowed to call a fat chick with fat tits a fat chick? Can I say fat or chick. Sure I can! I’m an old degenerate fuck and don’t care….

Don’t you remember when there was a difference between Hollywood fat and real life fat and slmeqhere along the way the lines were crossed and fat became average and Hollywood fat became skinny. I do.

Ariel Winter so fucking gross..

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2018

05

Nov

Halle Berry Nipples of the Day

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At 100 years old..Halle Berry is still doing good things. With her nipples.

Bringing it how it’s gotta he brung…

This is like the casting couch when she first cameup as the accessible black actress that they needed to play black people because she was pretty fucking white…but who am I to decide the blackness of a black girl. I just know how racist Hollywood is…and how perverted producers are with hot tits…and Halle at 100 still has hot tits….so imagine her at 20 when she decided to make them famous…

Not to mention, if she’s this liberal not republican…we are talking far left with the tits at old as hell imagine her when young and easily influenced. Unless it is a case of her trying to stay hot at 50 like j Lo.

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2018

05

Nov

Bella Hadid Anorexia Inspo of the Day

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Bella Hadid who has been clearly starving herself, I assume for the VS fashion show because Victoria’s Secret likes to use any click bait they can get and this one has a huge following and is their honorary angel that they use to get coverage on social media because apparently people care…

Well as it turns out..she’s doing the whole anorexia thing, yet no one is giving her shit for trying to be skinny because the world loves everything about her…which I find weird..like her face.

So I can’t hate someone for bringing Anorexia back. I like the skinny and however it happens…I just would like to see someone end this trash and her scam career…and besides being anorexic there is zero else about her that has any level of scandal, vibe, flavor..she’s dull but half naked and skinny usually makes dull tolerable..

I still hate her and all she represents though.

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2018

05

Nov

Iggy Azalea Wants to Do Porn of the Day

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I don’t know what Iggy Azalea trying to get out of a record deal is news…you know her saying that you try so hard to get a record deal – which is code for suck a lot of dick – then once you make it you have to try so hard to get out of it – because that record deal is what made you and now that you’re made you want all the money for your greedy self…

I hate when these bitches sign shitty contracts just to have contracts and the companies that put them on, invest in them, market them cuz they see mainstream potential but are still taking a risk on some gutter Australian trash…lose out when it’s finally time to cash in cuz bitch has an ego.

I am sure this is how every small time pimp feels when his hoe moves onto the big times….like “without me you’d be nothing, but now I get nothing”….it happens all the time…talent management and development yo.

Well, apparently, some porn company offered her a contract and she felt the need to tell all the porn perverts off while promoting the porn company…she probably has an affiliate code with them and is getting kick back..calling out people by their user names…for being perverts when she spends her career showing off her fat fucking ass…it’s weird…so weird. the level of hypocrisy that these people put out there…like she doesn’t know she’s a borderline sex worker with her ass out there fucking a pole in her video pretending she was a stripper…and acts like she doesn’t deserve commments on the internet like this…it’s fucking nuts.

I don’t read this as harassment and sexual predator behavior..when I cross reference it with the content she’s putting out there…what type of attention is she trying to get? People are all crazy.

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2018

05

Nov

Noah Cyrus Nipples of the Day

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We live in a world where Miley Cyrus’ ugly sister Noah Cyrus gets to play Miley Cyrus with her own spin because the world loves rich and famous people with familiar names…

She doesn’t need to be hot, interesting, or talented…but rater just a vapid twat with a money making dream…narcissism and an ego despite being the least favorite and least successful of the sisters…and I guess Money….money that carries them wherever they need to go.

She’s the Haylie Duff, the Bella Hadid, the Ashlee Simpson, the Jamie Lynn Spears…the sister with issues who thinks that just cuz her sister does it she can do it..

So when all else fails, she pulls her tits out, which I guess is overall the trend and work hustle of every woman trying to get ahead…cuz tits get hits…they just get mad when those tits get negative attention or when people want to grab them…which is fucking weird to me..but not as weird as Noah trying to live this life, rather than just chilling on her daddy’s Achy Breaky money.

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2018

05

Nov

Kristina Shannon Fucks a Bike Seat of the Day

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We got into the deep troll, the vortex of the instagram yesterday and went through some of the Girls Next Door to see how old and washed up they are, only to come across the Shannon Twins, who you all probably remember and love, but maybe forget exist, cuz unlike Sara Jean Underwood they aren’t living in a tiny house camping every fucking day…naked for instagram…all holistic except for the pollutants that she has in her tits….you know save the oceans, stop plastic consumption, store all that trash in my tits….

Not that this is Sara Underwood, it’s a Shannon Twin…a sister fetish from Playboy who now does really agreesive content…

Like fucking a bike seat oiled up on instagram… THIS IS ON instagram….and I even flagged the video, cuz I flag all the nude pics I see since I can’t monetize nudes, but they can…assholes…

And instagram said this doesn’t breach their terms and conditions, yet I have to flag it safe for work, cuz if I share this post..this brilliant post…come on storing plastic in her tits humor…GENIUS…I get fucking shut down…WEIRD..

But not as weird as this fake ass…this…video…this….

If you never wanted to be a bike seat for a day – you will now…you sicko..

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2018

05

Nov

Haley Joel Osment in Leggings Doing a Weird Butt SHot of the Day

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People don’t really give Haley Joel Osment the credit he deserves, especially in this era of transgender….and not for his amazing acting ability in movies like AI and The Sixth Sense, but that like all famous males, he turned awkward at puberty, so he decided to get on the girl hormones and become Emily – cuz cute girls get more out of life and it’s far easier for them to get ahead…all they have to do is post silly pics in leggings, bikinis, fitness gear and everyone gets excited…while dudes have it a lot harder…so when you’re brought into this world young…you have a weird reliance on following, audience and fame…so you do what you gotta do..

So here he is…ass in the air in some new sexual position because no one is better to craft a new sex position that a dude…who pretends to be a girl..cuz dudes are fucking perverts and come up with pervert things…but when presented by a girl…it makes it far better…hotter…good…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Emily Osment|SFW

2018

05

Nov

Magdalena Frackowiak Jacking Her Panties Up Her Ass for Poland of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is a Polish sex work from Poland..not the land of Nail Polish even though it is spelled the same way and that may confuse you…..

Her half naked for social media may seem desperate on the week of the very very important, at least to white trash trailer park with cable who like Victoria’s Secret fashion shows because it’s porn for the non porn consumer in this era of everyone watching porn….and I guess important for all the IG models trying to be real models…VS models…into it for the dream…and I guess for all mall shopping consumers who think nonsense infomercials important….

But Madga was a VS model who was, before getting fired cuz no one gave a shit about her, and the last two or three years she’s been on IG trying to find herself..and I guess this is what she’s come up with….

I like skinny Polish girls…so it works for me…..so let’s hope it works for you…fracking you like you were a small town community controlled by an oil company…the way only a frackowiak can….I don’t know what that means..but I’m sticking to it.

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2018

05

Nov

The EMAs Happened and Here are the Sluts of the Day

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Pop culture is so shit. Pop music so shit. Celebrity so shit. Award shows so shit. This site by default so shit. The pics probably seen by anyone who cares about this shit on instagram which is shit. Owned by facebook which is shit…but the only salvation this whole thing had…was that Lindsay Lohan was there…so you know it was top tier…top quality…international slut behavior to promote garbage no one even likes but are forced to listen to because that’s how programming from the media works.

Lindsay Lohan was there cuz she’s Eurotrash

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Hailee Steinfeld 1/4 Black so she Can Use the N Word and Not Get Fired….looking better than ever…fit as fuck…jerk off to her…she wants it….sick fuck…..All these celebs jacking up their faces..it’s like standard practice these days.