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2018

21

Sep

Emma Rose Kenney Got Them Titties On of the Day

Emma Rose Kenney is Debbie Gallagher on Shameless, who you probably never see naked, I stopped watching that show after the first season because I hate Emmy Rossum, and more importantly, it was just too over the top in their comedy. You see growing up, I loved gutter, white trash, incest, poverty, degenerates..and the weirder the people were the more interesting, but Shameless was a Disney version of that and it was just too over the fucking top that my Autism couldn’t relate, or appreciate it, I just saw the white Hollywood rich people writing as much nonsense as they could, going as far as they could with it, making it silly…

Point being the ugly daughter, Emma Rose Kenney, has social media and is slutty on it….

Here is the other slutty girl from Shameless named Sammi Hanratty dancing in her underwear and bra

The world seems bright….

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Posted in:Emma Rose Kenney|Sammi Hanratty|SFW

2018

21

Sep

Sailor Cook Brinkley Whoring Out in Panties Selfie of the Day

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I don’t find Sailor Cook Brinkley hot, but she’s rich and her mother, in all her face injection glory, still looks the same as she did 60 years ago, when being a bikini model was an actual thing, and not something that every single girl who owns a bikini does.

It amazes me when looking at this picture – that girls are taking pics like this of themselves for social media..for the world to see.. and not limiting to trying to make guys they want to fuck cum over text message.

I come from an era of panty pics being a big deal, and now girl openly does it, cuz everyone is doing it, even though she’s rich and has other options, for her family to look at, consult and comment on…you know her mom is partially behind this coordinating it cuz she’s experienced…and that is fucking crazy to me…but not crazy to look at because I appreciate all girls, every girl, posting up panty pics like this for fun…cuz looking at it, when we really have no business looking at this….is one of the greatest things social media has contributed to our lives.

Posted in:Sailor Brinkley|SFW

2018

21

Sep

Kaili Thorne Erotica of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is Bella Thorne’s unofficial sister….who is doing whatever she can to ride the Thorne train, even though she was getting slutty on instagram and social media long before Bella Thorne was, so this one’s been riding the name for a long time…back when Bella was less of a crackwhore on the instagram for attention and more of a bubblegum Disney Girl…

It only makes sense that she’d continue this behavior, since it’s all she’s done, and we should encourage her and let her know that maybe one day she’s be a Bella Thorne too….but until then, like all the Bella Fans…she keeps trying…

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Posted in:Kaili Thorne|SFW

2018

21

Sep

Jessica Simpson Monster Tits of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is pregnant for the third or fourth time, and you know what that means, her monster mom tits are about to get substantially bigger…because if there’s one thing we know about Jessica Simpson beyond that she has huge tits, it’s that this girl blows the fuck up and eats the fuck up when she gets pregnant…after the first pregnant she was carrying 100 pounds of fat for years…until her dad or management got her 1,000,000 dollar deal to lose it…something even the richest billionaire could use as a motivator…if they actually want to lose weight.

Maybe the government needs to pay out all money they spend due to the financial strain obesity has on society…give that money back out to the fat people in dollars not in medicine for their diseases from being fat…I am sure at least 50% of them would try to lose the weight…for a while… before realizing they are lazy fucks and that’s why they are fat in the first place and they like being fat…so they go back to fat…..like Jessica Simpson is about to do….

Just look at her showing off her baked goods she’s eating up….to help relate to her Walmart Shopping fanbase….an easy to manipulate crowd if you’re fat and white and famous….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2018

21

Sep

Madison Beer Hairy Belly Tube Top Fetish of the Day

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Here’s Madison Beer, a Youtuber turned legit starlet thanks to the mainstream media is lazy and like spending their days on Instagram and Youtube trying to find the next popular thing, instead of actually digging through the crowds of people trying to make it out there, and going with the tried and tested and true people with a solid fan base – even if that fan base is fake followers bought – that doesn’t matter it’s all just part of the illusion….

The good thing about Madison Beer is that her mother helped put together this thing that is her career and personal brand by whoring her out and has let the world seen her big tits on a tiny frame as often as possible because big tits get hits…because they are big tits…and we like to look at them…and more importantly…we like to see them in tube tops busting out…so it’s good that it’s part of who she is as a performer…and human…makes for fun.

Here is Kate Beckinsale impersonating Madison Beer in the tube top – I guess it’s a Trend…

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|Madison Beer|SFW

2018

21

Sep

Courtney Stodden Erotica of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is perfect.

That’s all I have to say about that….

I mean if you know who Courtney Stodden is, you’ll know she’s been a tabloid fodder, sex doll looking, sex worker kinda, in a troll I think is awesome and inspiring to all the sluts out there.

I am a fan.

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Posted in:Coutney Stodden|SFW

2018

21

Sep

Jojo Big Titty Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Jojo’s got her tits out…in a workout because it’s the safe for work way to get dudes content they can jerk off to because guys are perverts and can jerk off to everything…especially when they go to GYMS or see GYM women in public in their Spandex outfits….getting their lunches, getting their yoga pants, trying to feel sexy while their rich husbands are out fucking young sluts from Sugar Baby sites…

That is not Jojo’s story, her story is teen popstar I barely remember, who was on TV and who turned busty and still as a fan base….for whatever reason….

Here she is getting rubbed down…by her trainer…pretty inappropriate if you look at it the right way….the pervert way…the only way.

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

21

Sep

Babes and Weed of the Day

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It’s 420 Friday motherfuckers…which means I post slutty hot and amazing pics of girls and weed to promote one of our partners like MileHighGlass ….

Because what better way to celebrate the legalization of weed, than with slutty girls with weed, because sluts make everything better…except maybe marriages..they tend to ruin those.

The world smokes weed, I don’t smoke weed, but I like girls who smoke weed, all laid back and cool like Cheech and Chong….The fact weed is illegal is stupid, it won’t be forever…and not that that stops you…or anyone else…

So get your pipes and get your bongs….I’m talking bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes all at RIGHT HERE

Posted in:420|Features|HighestStatus

2018

21

Sep

What Instagram Girls Do When Invited to Hang With Rich Dudes of the Day

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There are a lot of whores on Instagram, even those who don’t know they are actually whores because they believe their own hype, followers, lies and pretend that their getting naked for attention isn’t getting naked for attention.

They are the kind of girls who get invited to rich guy parties, who get banged out by rich guys, sometimes directly paid othertimes indirectly paid through asking for rent money while they way for fake model jobs to come through.

If you spend time in LA, 99 percent of the hot girls you see lurking are trying to find the next hot selfie to help them get recognized, when at exclusive and fancy places, because eventually they will end up knocked up by a rich guy and set for life. Dreams do come true.

They all act like models, or actresses or celebs, because that’s what Instagram does to their ego…and they are really just the kind of girl who sucks off a bottle in a hotel party at 5 am topless….

THis is the Instagram Slut – Move of the Day.

Posted in:Videos

2018

21

Sep