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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyone is so mad at each other. It’s this black and white, liberal vs republican, like some black and white comic book or hollywood storyline, where America must be one thing or the other thing, and can’t be some of both things, you have to be a Trump hater or Supporter, you can’t acknowledge good he’s done, you have to stand up like his right hand man and scream how good he IS on all fronts, or you have to hate him and think he’s a muppet…

Facebook is ALL fucking Trump love or Trump Hate all fucking day…which makes me think we’ve forgotten what’s important…and that is accepting that you have no real say in anything that goes on in the government, they are manipulating you and taking your money, and you should instead focus on tits.

Because as much as we live in an era where everyone is a social media justice warrior for either their social justice, or against social justice…but don’t actually do anything about it but update Statuses…we live in an era where every girl has a phone with a camera and an innate need to be slutty….and slutty is socially accepted…no social pressure to be the girl with big tits in High School strapping down her tits anymore…last night I went to the grocery store and saw 4 cameltoes, 8 ass cheeks, 10 hard nipples on a braless chick, and there were only 2 people in the fucking place.

What I am saying is the real clickbait shouldn’t be a dude eating steak on Fox News….

It should be the coffee shop girl taking mirror selfies where you can see the shading of her anus.

Get it together people.

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How are Brad Pitt and Angelina Fighting Over Money
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Dog Wakes Family Up with a Knife…
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Hot Nude Photos of the Day
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Never Waste Diamonds on a Ho…..
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Chipotle Making More Ass Explodes Than
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Seth Rogan Apologizes for Accidental Racism
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Josephine Skriver Pimping Lingerie
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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Is it too big for your little hands always sounds creepy when talking to a girl….but not as creepy as offering some party girl hipster 100 dollars to sniff a random bike seat outside the club when you’re all drunk only to realize you can’t fuck with random hipster girls anymore as the are all collectively on some mission to bring down all men, TRUMP, even from Canada because they are empowered and they prove it by not wearing panties in short skirts so that the world can see their fucking WOMB…woman power, gender equality, genderless, weirdness…

They get mad when you do.

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Hailey Baldwin and Bieber Crying Like the Unstable Jesus Freaks they Are
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Brazilian Bum Bum Contestants
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Judge Orders Suspect’s Mouth Taped Shut
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Love and Hip Hop Nipple Slip that Don’t Matter cuz these Girls are Ratchet Whores
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Barbara Opsomer TOPLESS
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Tom Hardy – Hates Acting But Still Acts
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Chipotle – RAPING MORE ASS THAN WEINSTEIN
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Sophie Turner – Nipple Ring
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Overtaking of the Day
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Tire BlowOut Takes Out Windshield
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The World is So Gay – As Bravo Changes the Name of their Show From “Real Men Watch Bravo” to “Play By Play” because Gender is a Vague concept genitals don’t dictate or some shit
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Fit Greek Ass…
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Instagram Girl of the Day
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White Shark Surprise..
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69 a Good Age to Have Babies – and Put Gerbils in your Ass
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Massive Explosion in Italy
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Terrifying Bird Hatchlings – Watch with Volume On
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Cop Falls Off Confiscated Dirt Bike
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This Sleep Spray Fucking Works
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This Device Gets you HIGH AS FUCK
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Rachel McCord See Through and Wet….
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Ashley Tisdale – Doggy Style Bikini
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Megan Fox at the Airport Looking Like a Scout Leader
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Sarah Hyland Cleavage
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Caity Lotz in Slutty Pants
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Chloe Grace Mortz
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Constance Wu in a Dress
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Emma Dumont Hot Tits
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Gemma Atkinson Whoever The Fuck That Is – Bikini
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Here’s Some All Nude Celebs
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Dutch Girl on her Cam Show
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Big Tit Asian Gets Caught
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Sarah McDonald’s Awesome Tits
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Hot Tits, Hot Bush
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Legs Spread Fucking Wide
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Big Tits and a Bicycle
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2018

Aug

Irina Shayk’s Bikini of the Day

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It’s always a sad day when you realize you missed to Irina Shayk in a bikini pictures that have been popping of around the internet – because you don’t really give a fuck about Irina Shayk or any of these sluts and posting their pics is tedious.

But that doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate this sex worker’s laser sharp focus on making her dreams come true….which was going from some Russian babe, to a soccer girlfriend to a queer, acting as beard, to Sports Illustrated to A-List rich as fuck actor’s baby momma…strategy and execution…the russian way….from rigging elections to taking the sperm of your heroes their competitive and ruthless approach – gets results.

It’s hard to not be a fan, plus for a while, she was the hottest thing Sports Illustrated had going for them…but that could just be my Cold War loving, Communist Block appreciating, rationed bread supporting….perversion….cuz I am just drawn to that USSR shit….

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2018

Aug

Julianne Hough Instagram Whoring cuz She Bad Mormon-ing of the Day

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Julianne Hough is half naked in IDAHO no YOU DA HO while doing brand deals all over her instagram like all these sluts on instagram – because she’s a slut.

Don’t let her marriage confuse you, or take you off course in your thinking of her being a slut, because looking at her social media content you will see she’s clearly a slut.

I am sure that’s something her brother could tell you, I mean if you were his friend in high school having locker room talk like Trump and Billy Bush….bragging about her willingness to take it up the ass the way he wants it, cuz he’s a queer, in order to not have inbred babies….something humiliating to most inbreeders who fuck…

I guess in order to maintain that coverage and attention on the social media channels – she’s been keeping her slut on – like all good Mormon Girls Gone Bad….I mean she’s pure Hollywood, I assume no longer fucking her brother in dance routines, but still masturbation fodder from being a stripper who never was, who ruins marriages as some kind of temptress she is, not very Mormon is what I am getting at, more like porno to people who watch Dancing With the Stars, cuz they don’t go to stripclubs, but who jerk off to it in the bathroom while their wife is in the kitchen baking muffins, living a life of shame….because instincts can’t be squashed…

What I am trying to say is that she’s fucked Ryan Seacrest, and the whores I know who have fucked him have all told me the same story of how much of a pervert he is…so this Mormon Gone Wild…knows what she’s doing here…in Idaho…

And a video

In other more interesting news, I clicked on the geotag where this Mormon Julianne Garbage is…and came across a far more fun pic of some instagrammer on the booty hustle naked

Kortney Holden living the Idaho no YOU DA HO dream….

Julianne Hough is old. Out with the old.

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2018

Aug

Jolina Pollex is the Naked Hipster of the Day

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Her name is Jolina Pollex and she is a naked hipster. You like that don’t you. I bet you’re thinking “fuck I wish I could see her asshole”…or “I wonder if she has a fat hipster bush I can braid into my hipster beard, or my white dude with dread hair”…or “Why isn’t her ass spread, I thought this was art and asshole is art”…

Because you’re a fucking pervert man.

A fucking pervert.

Leave Jolina Pollex alone with your objectification.

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2018

Aug

Josephine Skriver Tight Skirt of the Day

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Josephine Skriver came to America after being created in a lab by some evil genius homosexual genetic engineer, who I guess got his start in Nazi Germany on the Eugenics program before settling in Amsterdam for the weed and hookers, oh right, he’s gay…in which case…he was there for the cock…all homos are cock motivated…anything to get some dick on dick action…

Well, when she came to America after her dad sold her back to the company that funded his research in making babes in a testube…she was a virgin and is still with the mooch fuck she lost her virginity to…who we can assume she pays for everything for…thanks to being rich and him having that strong pimp game…masterminding a bitch.

And this post isn’t about that, it’s just about the simple fact that she does look good.

What a slut…who has only fucked one dude in her life.

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2018

Aug

Michelle Williams in a Magazine Wearing a One Piece for Heath Ledger of the Day

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Michelle Williams will never forget Heath Ledger, or as some of you know him….the Dark Knight…or the queer in Brokeback Mountain who gave Jake Gyllenhaal AIDS, but not the strain that killed Jake Gyllenhaal, but that killed himself…or that the Olsen Twin killed but was rich enough to cover up…

But she will pose in magazines like she’s hot, despite any normal dude questioning how someone like her got famous, cuz it’s sure not from her tits….and probably not from her backside either cuz that shit is uneventful…but at least she got that Ledger trust fund money going to their daughter to keep her afloat…she’s even in a swimsuit to let us know she’s into staying afloat.

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2018

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Big Tits of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley has big old lady tits, like so many old ladies before her, like you probably remember visiting your granny those summers during puberty, where you’d get her out in her swimsuit for a swim on those hot summer days, you were so young and innocent, but still a degenerate pervert in the making, and if you were lucky, your granny was like most old ladies, shameless and down to be naked, her big tits everywhere, giving you something to be ashamed to jerk off to, but that didn’t stop you from jerking off to it, pervert.

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2018

Aug

Iggy Azalea Ass Shake Body Shaming Rant of the Day

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I want to start this post off by saying that Iggy Azalea just released a new single or a new album and she’s trying to promote it by producing aggressive content.

She was virtually forgotten, since no one gives a fuck about Iggy Azalea, except when she exploits herself for attention.

In the time she wasn’t promoting albums, or songs, she virtually disappeared…I mean I am sure black dudes were still fucking her like the PAWG she is, but the rest of us didn’t have to get exposed to her shit.

So this ass video is basic clickbait that she’s trying to polarize.

I think the angle is that Iggy Azalea trying to prove her ass is real…because good clickbait right.

She’s pretending to be empowered and that she’s tired of people trying to body shame her or booty shame her by calling her ass fake, which I assume is fake, because no ass is shaped like this ever…not because the ass is a good thing, or a magcial looking thing, or that I think she should be celebrated for her ass, but that has given her a career….thanks to black guys loving her ass…

If you read her caption, that she’s set over her thonged ass with a huge tattoo, she’s pretending to be so violated having to violate herself to prove her ass is real…without proving it is real…but showing off that it’s massive…

CLICKBAIT.

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2018

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

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Fat ass Jennifer Lopez also has fat titties….because that’s what happens when you get older and have kids…before menopause hits and girl turns into a man…because if you know any 55+ women…you will know that they are far more man-like than they were at 25….but not this J.Lo because thanks to being a rich egotistical narcissistic star with all kinds of fans…has a team of people, from cooks, to trainers, to cosmetic surgeons, to doctors, hormone therapy, etc….allowing her to keep this bullshit up, because she’s not happy with the pile of money she’s made, she needs more….Typical over-achiever…just polluting our lives because they feel entitled to….while walking around half naked, all casual, in her fitness gear that is pretty slutty…like all the 50 year old stay at home moms I see in the rich neighborhoods doing groceries and grabbing Starbucks after Spin class….

It’s not terrible, it’s good for 50, but I never gave a fuck about J.Lo and her bullshit exploitation of being Puerto Rican to get ahead…while the Puerto Ricans buy into it cuz they give her hope…she is one of them and she knows it…so she markets herself to them. The Loyal Fans…while being so disconnected and Hollywood. Garbage.